Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[hitheresailor]

I want to kiss you on your lips, the one between your hips.

[Mrjman182]

@hitheresailor Falling in Reverse lyric! FTW!

[onelifelefttodie]

Wow, you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across

[GWShReDs]

That shirt is very becoming on you... but then again if i was on you id be cummin on you too... ;]

[IndianaParkWars]

"Hey babe, you are too pretty for a corny pick up line. Wait dammit! I just contradicted myself!"

[XxZhadowGhostxX]

The word of the day is legs, so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word. OHHH

[limput2]

You have nice legs, what time do they open? ;)

[MrCountryKitten]

These guys are truly my heroes right now. I could never do this type of thing towards the lasses let alone a lad. I may try it to a lad but I always get the "NO HOMO BRO! NO HOMO! MOTHER F***** I SAID-". I raise my glass to you, my friend!

[vakseviggo1]

Hope you have a good insurance...

Because you made a dent in my pants...

[mrbingoman1]

hey your parents must be assholes because you are the shit

[animepro100]

you suck straws....but honey that wont be the only thing your sucking :P

[RandomMetalGuy666]

'does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

[blahblahblahbish123]

Omg. Love this.

[FilmsIrrational]

1:52 does that guy on the left have a bo- well you know

[e2theemac]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause i want to bang you.

[bobothedolphin]

I put the stud in STD...all I need is U.

[PrototypeXt3]

@bobothedolphin hello trap house rave

[VerriladaineSarrasri]

@bobothedolphin ugh, just ugh that needed to be in this vid

[cntcareless]

"I may not be a genie, but you can rub my lamp all night"

[yournewfav40]

I actually tried some of these

[goblinballs123]

you know what the first thing i herd when i saw you was? BEWWWW BEOOOO BOEWWWWWW thats an ambulance comming to take me away cause the look of you stopped my heart

[FlyingBanana213]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants!

[e2theemac]

If you were the new burger at McDonalds, you'd be the macgorgeous.

[MrThinice95]

are u a farmer? cuz u sure do know how to raise a cock :P

[FlyingBanana213]

@MrThinice95 LOL Nice!

[dmanyo123]

roses are red

violets are silly

grease up your flaps

'cause here comes my willy :D

[nickelfront13]

@dmanyo123  Funny stuff man, funny stuff.

[Realist413]

Sequel!

[tehdanlyons]

'Does this smell like chloroform to you?'

[666ILoveIronMaiden66]

Your eyes are like...Arpeggios on fire.

[ANunez8900]

Girls don't fart so the last one is an invalid statement

[zombiekiller4564]

There is only one pick up line that really works and this is it.....im rich

[LetUsLax69]

Nice legs when do they open

[redneckengland]

lets do sum math

add a bed

subtract ur close

divide your legs

and hope we don't multiply

[MarveledatMarvel]

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

[PARAGOD3]

I just shit my pants can i get in yours?

[aznigga5]

My left leg is Christmas. My right is New Years. Want to spend some time between the holidays?

[vanillaz55]

You are slim, my thing is thick, get on your nees and suck my....dick?

[e2theemac]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

[ForeverHeartMusic]

ive got fck and all i need is you ;]

[Hope78634]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Hope78634]

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

[MrMMurdock]

D'you like chicken?...*answer*...Wanna touch my penis?

[SilentStigmata]

"Roses are from England, Lillies from Japan, I've got a knife, get in the van."

[JuicyMullet1]

@SilentStigmata I just collapsed and couldn't breathe I laughed so hard at this.

[browngangstafolife]

@SilentStigmata

Good one

[slaQ83]

@SilentStigmata For rhythmic purposes it should say "...get in the fucking van." Can't help it, I'm a purist.

[SilentStigmata]

@slaQ83 It came from the top of my head, didn't have time to add rythmic value. xD

[RandomGuy474]

"I'm not the most attractive guy at this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you."

[disney1nickjluvr45]

I don't think it's the line, I think it's the confidence behind the line

[TheJohnatello]

are you a broom? cause you just swept me off my feet

[TheBananaLord19]

"roses are red, violets are blue, just get on your knees and do what your told to do."

[TheBananaLord19]

here's one "Do you live on the farm, cause you're really good at raising cocks." ;)

[blackguy1324]

do you work at little ceasars because your hot and im ready

[10Jack93]

Hey I'm looking for some lost reasure, mind if I look around your chest?

[halofan128]

you forgot "if your cooler and hoter than me does that make me just right?"

[MarveledatMarvel]

What was the football line??

[iamdavid132]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I wanna fuck you with a rake.

[DarkRoboKitty]

@iamdavid132

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Who gives a fuck?

We're on youtube! XD

[JosefKorea]

Did you fart..because it smells like shit!!

[fluffyanglekiller]

Lol

[STEMOSbruder]

"Excuse me, dear madame, don't you think, that that tissue smells like chloroform?"

[rickrollification]

Hey baby that dress would look great on the floor next to my bed, heh allll riiiggghhhtt...

[TotalyNotAmerican]

Guy: "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Girl:...

[rickrollification]

@TotalyNotAmerican wooo family guy!

[scottjp8]

Is that a fox on your shoulder? Or am i seeing double?!

[Bassivity4Life]

"Im I dead? 'Cause your an angel" This is not bad pick up line

[abrarkhandoker13]

"Excuse me, did you just fart-" (video stops loading)

Youtube, you are perfection within my life!!!!

[browngangstafolife]

Do you work at subway? 'cause you just made me a foot longer ;)

[MrPanda7426]

@browngangstafolife perfect!

[SuperSaiyangirl990]

@browngangstafolife i would walk away one that one O.O;

[joshua0327980]

Roses are red, Violets are fine... I'll be the Six, if you'll be the Nine..... Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house, there a 100% off!

[ImAllFact]

if they weren't good-looking, they'd be in jail before they got within 3 feet of those women.

[Mtgurl4ever]

Hey Girls use pick-up lines too!

[BANGBooMBURRITOES]

If I farted he would be dead

[Cheerbabeforeverable]

how about:

'hi, im ____"

[Sliteh]

@Cheerbabeforeverable Absolutely not. That never works.

Guy: "Hi, im ____"

Girl: "Umm, so? Go away, seriously... can't read my pokerface, my pokerface.."

Guy: "O.o"

Girl: "Are you still there? Because I can totally like, see you!"

Loved the "Hi, do you mind if I flirt with you?" x]

[gpe41]

Can I give you an IOU for the pussy?

[quiro1001]

isnt that drake bell ooo so that most be josh XD

[300zxl]

@jcb291 "Rubs forehead twice"

[Left4DeadMaker]

It's bad enough that we have ads now but do they have to buffer???WTF???

[jcb291]

stare at girls crotch

- you guna eat that?

[MyFriendsCallMeCraig]

@jcb291 Cr1tical

[rcwf68]

guy: hey my magic watch just told me your not wearing any panties... oh wait its fifteen minutes fast...

[tikzlyricsmaker]

guy: excuse me.

girl looks up from phone

guy: did you fart. cause you're blowing me away.

girl giggles. 1:36

[xxESPx]

Girl at 1:18 is sexy.

[TheAccartwright]

IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR BACK POCKET OR IS YOUR BOODY CALLING ME ME!

[frodoman98]

another one: how much does a polar bear weigh...

Enough to break the ice hi im .......

[iAmSaintCharlie]

I'd probably laugh and guys who are funny is a plus.

[TheKHUE]

Why do women never respond this positively to my pick-up lines?

[MrPilotWhoIsAGuy]

Hah, a girl said to me one time at the beach "Do you believe In love at first sight or should I pass by you again?" LOL

[darkblueknightgirl]

response to the karate line: No, but i'm sure i can kick you ass

[ZanaranIsAGhoul]

Hi my name's Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?

[BewareThisLadyTroll]

@Hectorflix I was just thinking the same thing.

[topazproductions7]

thumbs up if u tryed this

[Hectorflix]

@awhitesoul2012 Ah, thats the same guy who commented on that other video. The racist.

[lisaaaarg01]

@joshwill941 haha well at least now i know! ^^

[illevenlickthegravy]

Aside from the MAHOUUUSIVE sun hat, she was pretty fit.

[reghyp]

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized

[Philboy50]

the last chick was really digging it lol

[MrThenegativealbino]

guy: excuse me, how much do polar bears weigh?

girl: i dont know.

guy: enough to break the ice, hello im...

[Porty1119]

Facedesk.

[StupidWog0]

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

[TheDirtymonkey678]

@StupidWog0 ok now that was fucking good. ima have to use that

[StupidWog0]

Let's play titanic, you can be the ocean and I'll go down on you

[spicypillow]

@StupidWog0 Or: Let's role play Olympic diving, you can be the pool and I'll plunge into you.

[lisaaaarg01]

I wonder if any guys are actually desparate enough to use those lines

[joshwill941]

@lisaaaarg01 yes, yes we are

[metalaxiz]

Go to 'simple pickup' and learn. boring shit here, sorry

[blackopsgro]

i put the s.t.d. in stud all i need is u

[jonbotskatergamer]

Or a normal person - " I like you and want to go out with you" What he's secretly saying. "RAPE AND PILLAGE, RAPE AND PILLAGE".

[jonbotskatergamer]

Pick ups lines of all types of people.

Nerd - "You turn my software into hardware"

Gangster/Wigger - "Smack dat, right on the floor. Smack dat, give me some more"

Jock - "(Trys to serenade the girl but fails dismally)"

Greaser - "something along the lines of grease"

Goth - "Some sappy bullshit poem that explains why their perfectly good life is so shit" 

[primezero1]

It may not be Christmas but Santa's lap is always open

[gergperge]

It's hard to believe, but I have the whole dictionary tattooed on my penis. So can I come over and put some words in your mouth?

[cragmac1000]

Since women are so obsessed with themselves they think we're seriously trying to hit them up, but really we're just trying to make you laugh (humor: it's important, right women? Only if you have a sense of humor yourselves.) So women quit flattering yourselves, be a little humble/playful because you women know if it weren't for men nobody would get laid.

[natashaTbird777]

Eh I prefer the blunt ones. A lot better than just a line of bullsh!t.

[ByronBanquo]

I like the perverted pick-up lines in the comments section. Show some creativity guys, you're probably turning women into lesbians by making it blatantly obvious you just want to have sex with them.

[TrollExterminator232]

Jake and Amir should have done this :)

[CrazyViper2783]

if a guy used a pickup line on me and it made me laugh id totally give him a chance

also, i gotta mouth full of skittles baby, wanna taste the rainbow?

[psni08]

Lets blow this joint. And then each other

[glennynorth]

Guy: Wanna play fire truck? Its where i run my fingers up your legs and when you want me to stop you say red light.

Girl: Ok.......... red light!

Guy: Fire trucks dont stop for red lights ;)

[chevykid241]

Guy: "Wanna re-enact a rape?"

Girl: "No!"

Guy: "That's the spirit!" >:D

[hejcoze]

@chevykid241 Sounds like Jimmy Carr's joke. Well done.

[xtian321boom]

@chevykid241 BRILLIANT! xD

[MegaRedzed]

Your as hot as fire but if you stay around me you'll be as wet as ice

[MegaRedzed]

Looks like a real show

[glitterglam45]

Shoulda said ew somebody farted let's get outta here......

[commander990]

Ok im here what are Ur other two wishes

[neim18]

Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me horny ;)

[macdiehl14]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I suck at poetry,

Show me your tits.

[ThrobbitXazz]

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over bitch

You're about to get fisted!

[CaptinSmilez]

Swear that the blonde girl in the hat was actually flirting with him

[Thunderbird457]

Wana go back to my place and play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you :)

[danceroxmysox96]

Tim looks like a younger version of Conan! (:

[1100011001011]

So 1st when i saw these guys though Tim would hit on Sean...

[fryatt123456]

Me- You remind me of my baby toe

Lady- Why? Because I'm small and cute?

Me- No, I'm probably going to bang you on the sofa later.

[aPleaforMuffins]

@fryatt123456 epic

[bensku8]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Becouse your face is all fucked up!

EPICEST. PICKUP. LINE. EVER!

[brodiebh]

is there a mirror in your pants? cuz I can see me in 'em

[lilblakerider]

walk to her with a cup of ice. throw the ice on the ground and say: now the ice is broken

[nyrayallen]

0:58 her pockets dropped

[15NJAM17]

are you jamaican? coz jamaican me craaaazy!

are you from Tennessee? coz you're the only Ten I see!

[kiara12396]

are you japanese?

'cause i wanna take japanese off ;)

[vampiregirl1700]

@kiara12396 O.O Kiara is my name. Name stealer. IDENTITY THEFT! STRANGER DANGER!

[ReverseMyCurse1]

Did it hurt?? When you fell from heaven....cuz it fucked up ur face....lmfao

[RomchySkillzx]

@ReverseMyCurse1 hahahahahahh epic!!!!

[dovaking1]

are you african, cause african love you

[duffelbagone]

@dovaking1 Haha!

[eXoTiiCReapr]

-My Dick just died, can I bury it in your Ass?

-Are you from UPS cause I see your Checkin Out My Package.

-Can you kiss me so I can tell my friends I was kissed by an Angel?

-My dick is suffocating! Do you know CPR?

-Excuse me, your melting my Ice Cream.

lol :)

[masiv132]

-Did you fart?

-Yes

-....

[natedog380]

Lol who invited Conan?

[S34NM0N1]

"was your father a theif? (no) cause it looks like he took the stars and put them in your eyes."

beat that!

[Xironarc]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got gaffa tape

Get in the van

[Adamausity]

Fuck!!!!! ... I wanna know the end of the football one now. Bitch

[thrufireandflame]

at 1:50 I thought he was going to say "I may not be a genie, but you can still rub me if you want"

[HIvanH91]

Just do what Tyler does from Epic Meal Time - "takes out roll of gaffa tape"

[dannyskateforcows]

Do you work at subway ? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

[davidwatts1980]

Are you a book from the library, because I want to check you out.

[madcatz117]

If I was a zombie I would eat you (out) first ;)

[nerdypreppyemo]

Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

And yes I've actually seen people use these.

[LetsGetWilly]

Do you want to make millions...millions of babies?

[eaglestorm70]

bill Nye the nazi spy

[jordieguy]

"do you wanna make babies?"

"yes. yes i do"

i wonder what happened after the recording... :P