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  • If I get an ass like 1:25 by dancing...sign me up please!

  • KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKK _)_

  • The ass ruined it for me!

  • What. The. Fuck.

  • WTF? breakdance..cabbage patch, these people have nooo clue to history or culture

  • he reminds me of brad pitt in thelma and louise

  • Big Time rush

  • LOL thanks for this 6.^

    I really didn't feel comfortable asking for someone to show me this, but I just HAD to be able to do it. You are indeed the master of the cabbage patch!

  • LOL!  He stuffed his pants with a pickle.

  • They should rename this 'The Lettuce Patch' lol.

  • DAMN THIS IS FREAKIN HILLARIOUS

  • worst cabbage patch ever

  • stop at 1:24!!!!

  • lmao

  • Farmer Bill you Rock!

  • why does his man hair and pelvic thrust turn me on

    so much?

  • 0:50 "down in Austin Texas." hip thrusting lol.

  • he's so funny :P

  • loool

    that was nasty xD

  • ayyee 1:25...i saw his balls lol

  • Hahahaa! Me too now that you pointed it out!

  • thas soo gross! lmao

  • I know! I'll never be able to cabbage patch with the same enthusiasm I did back in the late 80s lol

  • @nadiifresh5 I think these are his arms... :)

  • Yea that was hot

  • @nadiifresh5 : thats probly his dxck hangin as far as it can possibly reach hes a tiny man :p

  • @nadiifresh5

    Yeaaaah... those are his hands, but keep dreamin' ^^

  • I bet he's good in the bed! :-)

  • bought the dvd....just my sense of humour...goanna learn the moves for my pals wedding...

  • around lol luv it

  • More like dance moves for those for anyone.

  • its alright it just funny lol i promise you if he sells this dvd he will make some money probably get hired by a company for commercials and you know thats big bucks it all about attitude with a smile. i ll give it to them.

  • 1:25

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • how to do the robot hahahahahaha

  • Boa früher wurden solche menschen weggesperrt , und heute .... echt schwach

  • ace you're killin me

  • this guy looks like heath leather in brokeback mountain xD

  • with a smile lol

  • wtf?

  • brokeback

  • That my friends is NOT the cabbage patch!

  • what is the cabbage patch then?

  • it looks just like *this*...oh crap i forgot; you can't see me.

  • The Cabbage Patch is a song by Dr Dre's old band before he was in NWA they're called the world class wreckin' crew, but the song ain't even here he just shows the moves! DOPE! :)

  • If I were a gay man, I'd be all over him like hot caramel on ice cream. Yeah, baby!

  • Anal

  • HILBILLIE-PAS-MAAL !!

  • i would so do that guy, if he was straight. nice hairy chest.

  • ahaha,what the hell is that huge bulge in his pants?

    hahaha

  • I love to dance, but no matter how I laugh at a white man dancing at a club I can't notice that he probably has a higher paying job than mine.

    In the long run its all good and everything comes out in the wash sooner or later. lol

    With all of that said, this guy is a Pla perfect ass.

  • up there with the worsed ive seen on on here 1 word u decide woefull

  • where would we be like if everyone is doin this shit in da club.

    it would be a hellofa lining mess

  • it's difrent

  • what we would we do without crackers...stick to the line dancing.

  • hey... T-T the cabbage patch is the ultimate victory dance ^^ lol and who said we created it? >.> lol

  • oh my god the last part scared me sooooo bad  hahaha

  • Now u KNOW this cowboy is PACKIN'!!! You can just tell

  • omg The only way to watch these videos is on mute

  • Yeeeeee Haaaaaaa! That was like, totally brokeback!

  • teaching white people how to dance... on retarded move at a time

  • killing idiots, one idiot at a time

    fuck you man!

  • one**** and uh...last i checked blacks invented it soooo :P but yes..we white are very incapeable of dancing but we pretty much revloutionised dancing...

  • OMG!!!!!!!!! this reminds me of the guys by us LMAO

  • lmao!!!!!!!

  • D.W. is that really U! Awesome. Ur cuz, L.M.

  • Duuuude you are hilarious!! You look like you are really enjoying yourself--good for you!

  • Ok, this is from the latest reality show "who wants to be a village people"?

  • bah! at least we get to learn the name of those moves. oh please! As if people give a f*ck what its called. NVM! Babies, hurry up_ come on here for i can teach yall the potato flip; anhan, anhan, yeahah,Mooh, can you see my b8tt shaking, hanhn thats called the potato shift (wasnt it flip already?!)yeah whatever! so basicly, noone cares what some "not worthy to be learnt move is called" and still the man is great at what he is doing!! just check his other vids before you say otherwise.(^^the end)

  • hahaha he looks funny wen he turns it back around in the beggining haha...WOW

  • single most gayest thing i have seen.

  • Cant you guys say he is nice,He just acting funny for the kids,Its not like you jeolus

  • That bare-cheeked "do the robot" bit was definitely not "for the kids."

  • oddly enough...i could imagine brad pitt doing something like this in a movie

  • rofl i think he's just trying to make you smile while he's teaching.

    'breakdance with a smile'

  • he s just having fun fucking kid! Try to use your brain idiot

  • WTF? Why do they use a steriotypical Texan? People from Texas are nothing like that!

  • Yes my name is Jennifer, and I am in love with cabbage Tim.

  • This guy is so hot! He is so fine! I am in love. I wish that he were here with me right now. Hottie!

  • cabbage tim?

  • he is stupid

  • "i can dance better than this idiot & i dont have to show anybody videos of me dancing i don't waste my time proving myself to u pathetic losers with no lifes. i'm not the only one making fun of this video u fuckn slut so dont just reply to me. stupid bitch"

    That does mean that you suck more than he does? :D

  • uhm how about ur the one with no life spending ur time gettign mad and dissing videos on youtube especially this one yeaahhh fuck you.

  • what the hell why some dudes ass on this video FAGGG!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahahaha, what a bunch of white guys, hahahah

  • I love everything about these vids.

  • your other vids were great but you look like a retarded chimp doing the cabbage patch.

  • lmfao. i love watchin these. funny azz hell. such a shame. how u gone teach somebody how to dance? wtf? in order to teach someone to dance YOU have to know how dance. dorkz.

  • it's supposed to be a joke you fucking moron...

  • oh, so u mean u can dance? dun just talk cock, show people, u lousy loser.

  • cannot then say cannot lar, still wan to act. haha.. .at least people can show they actually got something, u dump son of the bitch. cannot prove mean u cannot do. hahaha, sucker.

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  • I sware that ass comes from a dude >_< must be a guys ass... YUCK"!

  • there was an ass in the middle of the video :)

  • i love watchin these there so funny

  • Lol love this move! Looks so cool! Great DVD too, everyone should get it!! xxx

  • "Straight as an arrow...that's me" This is effin' HIGH-larious.

  • dis is so dumb. if someone has to watch this to learn to do the cabbage patch is pretty....stupid.

  • i know huh XD hey but what is the orignal song from the cabbage patch? i know the dance but idon't knwo where it came from =P

  • my lord, i think i would buy that just to get these dumb fuc*ers around here to learn how to dance... damn that was funny, thank you for that

  • wtf?

  • Oooh my I laughed so hard watchin this. Nice ass BTW.

  • YAWHOOO.

    Win.

  • omfg i laughed so hard i cried

  • did i mention it was incredibily gay

  • this is incredibily gay.

  • Is this the beginning of a gay porno?

  • Id imagine you would know alot about gay porn.

  • :D~~~~

  • yeeee hooti HOOOOO!!! lol

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