5.) Broken Hearts Are For Assholes- Frank Zappa- You Are What You Is

[METAL4life2727]

why the fuck is Jim Carry on the side --->

[dharmaseed]

Some of you might not agree......

[bassclefjoe63]

steve vai is reminding me of bobcat golthwait

[geiroffenberg]

what IS pancake makeup?

[spokenscream]

I had to dislike this just to be an asshole.... Miss ya Frank!

[videocanone]

You were dazzled by the puerile and empty schtick or Ohbumma !

Which gave your brain an awful stray he hay he ain...

You sniffed at the retarded excesses of Pelosi !

and acted like it was co cay he hay he aine.

You were amazed by the crazy illogic of Biden !

Who flew an entourage to Spa he hay he ain.

You marveled at the ridiculous race huckstering of Sharpton.

But you forgot what I was say he hay he ayin'

Cause you're a libtard, you're a libtard, that's right !!! ... x3

(Dang I miss Frank ! )

[VvAnarchangelvV]

@videocanone So not only God talks to you personally, but Frank Zappa too. And gave you a new version of the song on, what plywood tablets?..But tell me, what do you think of the version he wrote before he was called away to join the angels?

[videocanone]

@VvAnarchangelvV So I guess Ohbummer broke your heart and so now that's why YOU"RE AN ASSHOLE ? Heh ? LOL !!! and if you are a biach, then you know you can pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you, BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, IT'S WINKIN' AT YOU ... and you know all of us here are going to RAM IT. RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YOUR POOP CHUTE ! LOL ! ... bitch, you remind me of the title of another one of Frank's tunes ... EASY MEAT. Now go back to your crack pipe and nintendo and gay porn.

[probrojeffro]

Your average uptight will just read the title of this song and run. I embrace its candid look at the foolish proliferation of lust songs passing as love songs. Thanks Frank.

[Squee36]

This is definitely my favorite arrangement of this song

[BristolPalinsBabyDad]

That Stevie Vai.... what a nice little boy.

[tehf00n]

"Hi im Jimmy Carl Black and i'm in the indian of the group "

[luciano9009]

It's a shame that I'm just discovering this awesome guy, great music.

[ibaconi]

With Vai.. Yep! I'm not sure, but I think this is art 'n stuff!

[Boweavel]

LIKE LIKE TRIPLE LIKE !

[PlymouthVT]

Vai and Whackerman. This was a huge band.

[tehf00n]

@PlymouthVT Ike willis too. scott tunis on bass i think.  epicness

[MrMariodave]

@tehf00n ike willis chose not to participate in this tour. ray white sings on this.

[microdot]

Yeah, this video just gave me the strength to admit that my disappointment with the way the American administration has dealt with Julian Assange kind of broke my heart. I expected more from Obama on so many levels...but, thanks Frank!

You are so fucking correct to kick me in my hopeless ass and make me realize that

BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES!

Now it's ass kickin' time!

[VvAnarchangelvV]

@microdot This song is not about disappointment. It is about jealousy. Hopefully this near miss will give you some immunity from the QQ Some More, Carebear plague spewing out from the infested gamer community.

[Bob6stringer]

What? No comments? Did Frank break your heart?

I've been obsessing on the music lately after four decades of skipping-over most of the instrumentals to laugh along with the "stupid" side of Zappa. And you know what? After spending dozens of hours in the last few weeks catching-up on FZ's more serious side (does Black Napkins count, with its "P.U." backing vocals?!) ... I find this dumb stuff just the perfect palate cleanser. Thanks for posting, St. Al.