Mass Effect 2 Humor

[darrius13sniper]

Human: Aren't salarian years like dog years?

Salarian: okay that's offensive

Shepard comes running in: No your face is offensive!

[BossPanzer]

You call that bad quality ? This is the best bad quality video I ever seen.

[crocidile90]

How do you get mordin to sing his song? please some one tell me

[drbender2004]

@crocidile90 Keep talking to him. Eventually you'll get to a talk about the origins of the collectors. In that conversation, you'll get an option to ask him about his interest in art and he'll mention he performed Gilbert and Sullivan, particularly the patter songs. You can then press him on the issue and he'll sing.

[PCplayer26]

ASARI-HANAR porn games???

now i´ve heard everything...

[GhostLink92]

@PCplayer26 Rule 34, baby. Giggity.

[PCplayer26]

@GhostLink92 Riiiiiiiiight... thx for the info...

[SinDawg030]

14 hours of Elcor Shakespeare. And I thought standing up on the Globe's commons floor for three hours was bad enough . . .

[IGTEW2]

5:51

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[DeadThouusand]

watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA&feature=re­lated humor??

[archenemies32]

damn the elcor cant do Shakespeare

[SuperDazzleHD]

Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.

Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a PC

[BearMaster9013]

14... hour... Elcor play? @.@ nooooooo.

[pigeggs1]

I agree with that game dealer, where are the old games that you had to fly everywhere in, and you had to remember to drink water!?

[TheZiffron]

@pigeggs1 Sony

[playerkyle13]

@troggdorthesecond dont listen what they say. Asari are humanoid and have same appearance as humans but a different head and abilitys.

[Temuho]

1:30 i like that film 

[MrGodzillaface]

very bad acting in the future

[MrSlaide]

Insincere endorsement : raising the ceiling debt will fix all problems.

[gaminggalor]

@4:15 i was some how able to get on the table and get in the dancer i got a nice ass shot best veiw in the game

[dman0331gmodgames]

Only reason to play me2 is mordins song dear god .... After that he shudda said awkwaaaard! At the end like fuunybot even though that was after mass effect 2

[troggdorthesecond]

Wait, WHAT?! Asari's appearance of blue tentacle headed hotties is an ILLUSION?! Forget the Quarians, what do THEY really look like? D8

[RoninKensei]

Aww, you left out the comment vas Qwuib-qwuib makes about captaining the deferens or the ectomy. It honestly took me a couple times hearing it before I got the joke, but prolly the best part of the whole exchange XD

[deviltrigger29]

Asarixhanar porn? DO WANT.

[Kanethedragon]

gotta love em gunny sarges.also those 20 kilo ferrous slugs are what people like to call the most fuckass rape gun in ME history.also known as the M22 Cain.

[chazzerman286]

@Kanethedragon

Correction: The M920 Cain. And it is pure rape condensed into gun form.

[BlackZethyr45]

@chazzerman286 I've fired it once because it takes too long to get ammo for it.

Used it on a Geth Prime. I really pooped myself at how kickass that explosion was...

[chazzerman286]

@BlackZethyr45

Use it on the Reaper Mass Effect Core. That is truely spectacular.

[thresholder1]

Steven Hawking must have been raised by Elcor...

[moop65]

hanar on asari.... "naked wrestling" probably WOULD be nasty.... considering the hanar are giant jellyfish

[GrizzlyAngus]

@moop65 IT IMPLIES TENTACLE RAPE

[BloodyFatalis]

The fact most of these scenes are pointing out us: ASARI ARE EROTIC. (No matter what species you are.)

[HATERofEVILcritics]

@BloodyFatalis Not to some Krogan, they are too "squishy". I feel sorry for the Asari who helped make that discovery... o_o

[mageroel]

Am I the only one reminded of Christopher Walken when the Doctor speaks?

[BornConfusing]

14 hours... how painful XD

[ScrewFearMe]

5:27 when is that asari scene at? i would like to know

[DiamondbackCobra]

@ScrewFearMe That's the cop you talk to during the "Recruit the Justicar" mission when you try to find Samara. Shepard gets some well deserved sass from his crew, and you convince the asari to let you go after Samara.

[ScrewFearMe]

@DiamondbackCobra yeah i saw another video not that long after i wrote that message... kinda like a doh moment :P

[WhiteNoise0093]

Should have posted the "Insincere endorsement: blah blah blah..." from the Elcor Shakespere ad as well.

[TheDanDude17]

A fourteen hour experience? I think I'll pass.

[Ignore14]

Galaxy of Fantasy, developed by....Snow Storm?

[Ignore14]

the scottish guy is my favorite

[Kurzykowsko]

SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!

[DeadThouusand]

@Kurzykowsko full metal jacket reference?

[th3d3storoy3r]

I'd PAY to see a drunk elcor sing

[Mysticgamer]

@th3d3storoy3r I'd pay to see that Elcor version of Hamlet.

[MonstrousMouse0]

2:21 "But when was the last time you stopped to eat?"

"Hey, this isn't one of those old games where you have to remember to eat."

[12gammagamma]

I wish you could have some of those 20 kilo ferrous slugs on the Normandy...

[RadiantSilverlighter]

Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest sonofabitch in the space!

[RadiantSilverlighter]

Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest sonofabitch in the galaxy!

[HowlingWolf518]

Hm... Mannovai "Avatar" screen... 360-degree surround vid... naked asari...

Oh man - James Cameron, you got BURNED.

[xaviagrade]

@SaberOtaku No, you're right. 死 is pronounced "shi" while 新 is pronounced "shin". It's New Akihabara. I'm guessing the guy who told you otherwise doesn't speak Japanese.

[DecadentDisturber]

shots out of an asari's bellybutton? IM THERE!

[anonymous133711]

hmmmm have uhhmmm youuu seee hmm jimbo

[Eserpess]

@SaberOtaku

Shin actually means death or to die....so it would be more like dead porn....

NECROPHEELIA!!

[M1k5el]

How... did transcribe turn Scientist Salarian into Sciences home every dog owner?

[Helionova15]

02:49 is awesome :D

[Eserpess]

@SaberOtaku

Shin means death... 0_0



[SchoolrejecT]

rofl "That is why, servicemen Chung, we do NOT - EYEBALL IT"

[MettalicSnake]

Mordin singing ROFL

[edgecrusherhalo]

there was so much more humor in this game than the first.

[btepoe1117]

5:27 lol

[alexcheetah79]

1:08 lol Mass Effect movie.

[Emcmillin09]

lol Hanar asari tenticle porn.

[UniversalHeat]

That elcor-Shakespeare holo-commercial almost made me piss my pants. Especially the "insincere endorsement" part at the end

[sethnet1022]

That can't sanitary.

Not the point man!

[hyisenth8]

Mordin's singing beats Justin Beiber's singing any day XD go Mordin ^^

[Keklawlawlawl]

@hyisenth8 anyone's singing is better then Bustin Jeibers....i shall not use his name correctly, he doesnt deserve it

[traxgod2]

@hyisenth8 justin bieber doesnt sing but screams like a girl

[buckda54]

7 PEOPLE LOST IN A RAP BEEF AGAINST MORDIN

[pb19111]

Great... I have to read Hamlet and now its gonna be even more boring because it will sound like an Elcor to me lol

[mjcullen108]

@pb19111 Seriously. I studied it in my College Prep class and I kept cracking jokes, which nobody got.

"Humorous reply: The lady doth protest too much, methinks." Classic Mass Effect!

[mnbgfdsa]

Sheperd is Kiano Reevs O_O thumbs up if u agree

[DangerasTM]

@mnbgfdsa yeah i find it funny that every charicters have great voice acters even minor ones...except the guy you play as still great game though

[Nizzemancer]

6:58 that armor, it's a mod right? Never seen that helmet before.

[bones3626]

@Nizzemancer Its the death mask. You can buy it on tuchanka from the shop korgan bitching about pyjinks or whatever. Doesnt do much but helps with conversations

[crazyfulla]

@Nizzemancer the helmet is the death mask..u get it on tuchunka (i cant spell it) at a shop

[SCARREDMIND]

soo, asari look different and attractive to every species/person?

do not let then near you with drinking straws, especially if they try to put said straws in your ear.

[Mazz1420]

I love those two fuckers on the engineering deck lul

[S1deshowRobP5]

6:45

COD joke?

[182crazyK]

@S1deshowRobP5 If you don't wait for the computer to give you a firing solution... IT'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKEANASS

[Nizzemancer]

@S1deshowRobP5

I am the very model of a scientist salariaaaaaaaaan

*cricket-sound*

h-hmm...

[electroenzo]

I hope Sir Isaac Newton will prove to be a deadly son of a bitch vs the reapers and collectors in ME3.

[Nizzemancer]

@electroenzo Spoiler: The collectors where killed in the end of ME2...

[Oldenheimer1913]

"and there aren't many turian women on Illium"

There aren't any turian women ANYWHERE.

[Oldenheimer1913]

I want to hear a drunk elcor sing...

[Android2137]

If Shepard and his crew ever go see that movie, Shepard would probably ask if his speeches are really that tacky. And Garrus and Tali would probably say yes.

[mjcullen108]

You have a ship named Qwib Qwib?

I laughed sooooo hard when Mordin sang. My boyfriend got mad at me for ruining his hero.

[JamesL510]

qwib-qwib xD

[enterprise0709]

"you do not want to hear drunk Elcor sing"

:s

well actually i do...

[MrAwesomeMatty]

Some funny things are said during loyalty missions and when Legion does the "Robot" dance.

[bioheart09]

uforgot about ed when u probe uranus

ed:probing uranus

ed:really commander?

[StDiablo1]

@bioheart09 IT's EDI.....just sounds like ED when i read it...

[ssjdagas]

Great compilation. Too bad you didn't have the advert where they try to sell Shepard a coffin since the reconds say he is dead =P

[DJZephyr]

'Insincere Endorsement?' Methinks their marketing people were asleep for that one. XD

[butterflykiss36]

lol i miss donnelley and the girl thats why im starting a new game.

[slayermate07]

mordin is so awesome!!! He is my favourite alien character since master yoda,

wish that he comes back in mass effect 3

[WriterOfMadness]

Tv in the future is gonna suck -.-'

[LiveHermanator]

"(insincere endorsement) you have not heard Shakespeare until you have heard it in the voice of elcor.

[george77772moons]

I'm gonna buy this game just so I can hear the epic shit these people spew every 30 seconds.

[laJoya66]

at 6:19 that part was fucking funny i like military humor lmao "if you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someones day!!" lol so fucking funny

[Ghosy01]

um in my mass effect the salarian with the stripper syas she is very flexible not limber , um

[Dunthyon]

With insincere exasperation: under the seeeeaaa, under da seeeeeeaaaaa mon.

[miko131293]

lol his Shepard looks like a Keannu Reeves

[GhostBear3067]

I now want to hear a drunk Elcor sing...

[SuaveNerd2000]

@GhostBear3067 I'd like to see one with a drunk hanar

[Chrisorr]

hmm glad I'm getting an xbox, better games, and now i know that ps3 should have been called pos3...piece of shit 3.

[FastFlyerJr]

@Chrisorr ME2 is coming out for PS3 with all DLC and 6 hours of more gameplay explaining ME1. Oh well.

[KasaruKisuke]

@FastFlyerJr

Lol don't mind the fanboys.

True about ME2 though, you lucky ps3 owners x)

[FastFlyerJr]

@KasaruKisuke Yeah, I know. Plus it looks better on the ME3 engine with a better framerate.

I play it on PC, though. Nothing beats 60 FPS...

[GamerElemental]

@FastFlyerJr No not more gameplay we get a comic book explaining ME1. I have both for PC though. So im not getting it.

[FastFlyerJr]

@GamerElemental And six hours of gameplay. Look it up, man.

[scaryninja1693]

Illium? Illium!! There are no Turian women anywhere you tool!!! Is it any wonder the Reapers called you primative you moron, honestly Turians are so stupid. 

[Yunero]

engineer donnelly cracks me up all the time

[Marsden117]

@Yunero I like where he comments on ruperts cooking

"That guy couldnt make a decent haggis"

"whadda i care all haggis tastes like ass nyway"

"Aye but in the right hands it tastes like mighty fine ass!"

[ChayCrippen]

Your Shepard looks like Keanu Reeves :)

[NeoNastyNeo]

5 people didn't know what a tautology was.

[aquapendulum]

Tentacle porn, World of Warcraft, Avatar reference, sex joke, Isaac Newton joke, dick joke (lol VAS DEFERENS, google the word),...

So.

Much.

Win.

[6resurected6satan6]

I'm just pointing this out, but you'd think that at the time period of ME they would have shells that explode on impact and can be programmed to explode after a certain distance.  After all, we've already invented that.

[CharaGrimm]

Needs more Dancing Legion.

[TerrorTeddy1854]

Go to g4tv and search for "Video Game Deathmatch" its Mass Effect 2 vs StarCraft 2 in the final. Just create an account and vote! ill say Go Mass Effect 2!!

[Kumosabe]

After Mordin sang, i ran around the ship trying to get everybody else to do weird stuff too.

I half expected Jack to say she swore an oath of celibacy.

[FearMyLvl]

NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD: SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!

[DemocracyGR]

Imagine Elcor singing Russia's National Anthem xDDD

[Grant691]

@DemocracyGR The Soviet National Anthem would be even more epic with the lyrics.

Unbreakable union of freeborn republics, great Russia has welded forever to stand, created in struggle by will of the people, united and mighty is our soviet land. Elcor has hammer and sickle on his chest

[sm0keshell]

lol the scottish guy is funny

[SDKonz]

"Aren't Salarian years like dogs years?"

"Okay, now -- That's offensive!"

[athtsak1]

I should go.

[AlfaFRONDZ]

i dont get it... wy they thumb up so bad what they say in the video? (TWICE!)

[KnightWolf214]

- You're such a dick... - See? Look where your mind went! I've got to watch out for myself.

[GikoShachi]

Pick up a stick of Burgat!

[Hagisher]

i wana hear a drunk elcor sing!!

[snudge86]

Insincere endorsement... lol

[lazyman16]

"...That's called a belly button, and you'll be doing shots out of it later!"

"That CAN'T be sanitary."

"Not the point, man!"

[5dollarnate]

I find it funny that in the Mass Effect universe they made a movie called Citadel which is basically the plot of ME1. That has be a paradox or something.

[Vampress777]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[RBAWintrow]

Insincere endorsment:

[altar10495]

haha a ship named quib quib

[MathyXFTW]

Wow ... I was shocked when Mordin started singing.

I expected him to rap.

[yonisis]

It's good too see that the TWO top comments are the same quote -.-. SHAPE UP PEOPLE!

[katana3456]

if you were watching this on the new monnovai "avatar" wide-field projector, you could see that there's a naked asari behind me

Shepard: dammit

[oly355]

the pissed off captain is pretty funny xD HAHAHA

[BlinkingTwin]

The first time I heard Mordin sing I LOLed. He's adorable

[5dollarnate]

Would never dream...of MOCKERY!

[goldendrago]

The other blue meat.

[DigimonTamerfreak]

hm so hamlet is still popular in the future huh....

[Fosax]

@DigimonTamerfreak Only the Elcor Hamlet

[ostrichlord9801]

"you do not want to hear drunk elcor sing". I kinda do, I'm curious lol.

[LookieHippie]

Aww... Qwib-Qwib. That's such a cute name. :D

[ChrisDC1992]

elcor hamlet ... lol

[ldnunes]

Nice editing mixing the related jokes with other ones. Excellent video!

[Revaris]

Mordin:"I am the very model of a scientist Salariaaaaaan!"

Shepherd: Wait, you sang?

Mordin: ....I am the very model of a scientist Salarian. I've studied species turian,asari and bataria-

*Jacob comes running in from the armory* SHUT UP. YOU'VE BEEN AT IT ALL DAY. JUST.SHUT.UP.

[iAMsoBEAST1]

6:50 That's true listening skills

[tehkrok]

just listening to that elcor puts you to sleep

[Totallyfizzle]

Oh Jesus, the holo-advertisements. Those scared the hell out of you when you first start playing. Your just walking around the Citadel, minding your own business. When all of a sudden a 7 foot tall Salarian face starts screaming at you to buy a TV.

[Falcone45]

@Totallyfizzle I Iiked the salarian game guy at 1:55. It's just interesting that the developers thought that non-VR games would still be big in 200 years.

[Sovreign]

I love Mordin's n.n expression while singing

[RisingDeathAngel]

The Elcor should do Disney, like the Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast etc. I'd love to hear them sing...

[flamerage2]

@RisingDeathAngel celebrative happiness. Under the sea!

[targetdrone13]

@RisingDeathAngel What if they did a remake of Saving Private Ryan? I would pay to watch that.

[SuperMario1611]

14 hours!?

[SuperChickencow]

You missed out Vas Defranz and Vas Iktomi...

[ohshitthedman]

Don't ask about the name

Wait, you have a ship named qwib qwib?

oh boy, here we go.

She shoulda known that he would ask if she ASKED him not to.

[Malicore1]

you are ruining someones day some where at some time!

[Leaderofpancakes]

lol 1.08 I never saw that movie trailer in game, hilarious!

[biomanzilla]

2:46

Asari-Hanar porn?

TENTACLE RAPE

[ImosskShadow]

We are not cowboys firing from the hip!

[Zaint]

Never heard that Mordin sex talk at 4:32 who did you court to get him to say that?

The quality of the video doesn't seem that bad actually for utube anyway.

Funny video

[AquiMiserez]

@Zaint You don't court anyone, literaly. If the player ops not to go for "romantic involvment" Mordins thinks the play is gunning for him.

[lazyman16]

"You are NOT a cowboy shooting from the hip!!"

"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespere until you have heard it in the voice of the elcor."

[YummyMercury]

WE DO NOT EYEBALL IT!

[imanerd000]

the previews guy is still the same!