The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (Part 9)

[heavencanwait30scnds]

"Terrible events are afoot..."

What he really wanted to say was:

"Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot."

I swore to myself that I wouldn't pull a Sherlock Holmes reference, oops.

[nedladdy]

oh no here we go again

[Darklord651]

What is normal?

What is, normal.

What are cows?

Lyrical masterpiece.

[Andieastronomydude]

Bill Bailey :) - Hello ground!

[BilliusBillX]

The bit with my whale is the favourite part of the whole film :)

[MsBlackdeath13]

Hurray for Bill Nighy!!

[TheGuyWearingPink]

1 in 8.7 million chance of two thermonuclear missiles turning into a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias... Wow.

[firestonegal1]

Martin Freeman - the angriest man in the world.

[RJL738]

This is just hilarious in so many ways and just amazing.

[Ryan44567]

I've seen this movie over 42 times and I still love it. 

[Maxdg1013]

Hello Ground!

[Singsonggirl]

"did you?!! Did you?!" Arthur's voice! looool too funny!

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

"Go with a hunch of a man who's brain is fueled by LEMONS!"

[StargazerSkyscraper]

Awww... and Agrajag dies once again... T_T

[georgeguy007]

Hello Ground!!!!

[Ytubeisonline]

hello ground, will you be my friend?

[bombamercury3]

My favorite segment

[alwaysgettingbitches]

Why does that sperm whale sound remotely familiar to Wheatley from Portal 2?

[hodgepodgemagic]

@alwaysgettingbitches And then ten seconds later they're talking about Portals. Real life foreshadowing?

[jdepp102]

OMG IT'S BILL NIGHY!!!

[NorthWriter]

@jdepp102 He's awesome as Slartibartfast.

[12398797280]

wonder itll be friends with me high ground ough

[paimail21]

WHAT: The movie.

[Pryce2112]

0:32 MARVIN!

[BennyHarassi]

6:11

[mitch2358]

"Far out!" Hahaha Gotta love Zaphod x)

[PaisGreenapple3]

The whale sounds like Wheatley from Portal 2.

[Alaxatra]

The whale is Bill Bailey?!?

[BananaNinja96]

What is normal?

What is home?

What are cows?

[TheAdcorn]

I think Arthur is stressed!

[stoadame0530]

The book says that if scientists knew why the petunia thought what it thought they would have a greater understanding of the universe

[Jcoffey7777]

67 people's brains are fueled by lemons

[TheYuriFreak]

"What's normal?"

"What's home?"

"What are cows?"

Oh, Zaphon...

[smugbasterd]

In my mind I always saw Zaphod played by Johnny Depp and Ford played by Jon Cusack.

[DaveStoertebeker]

bill nighy! yeah^^

[Skannerify]

OMG RUFUS SCRIMGEOUR!

[OnaCR96]

"And what's this thing, coming towards me very fast? So big and flat and round with a big wide sounding name like 'OW'. 'Ow' means round. Ground! That's it! Ground! Heh! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, ground!"

BAM!

[KRRREN]

martin is the perfect bilbo

[AriemnellaArinasy333]

i haven't read the books, but i think the petunia said not again because of the rebuilding earth. maybe that's what happened to it before and then it came back? idk just a guess. lol i love this movie. :D XD

[McSplat]

@AriemnellaArinasy333 No that's not why. In the books it is revealed that the bowl of petunias is yet another in a long line of reincarnated creatures which Arthur Dent keep accidentally killing.

[AriemnellaArinasy333]

@McSplat thank you for ruining my imagination.

[Kailuh727]

"what are cows?"

[codkaka]

thank you for putting this online

[fcpictures]

The whale sounds like Stephen merchant

[KyoNanashi]

@fcpictures Bill Bailey actually.

[noxiousnirvana]

sperm whale ... sperm ... lol

[NekoPowerYEAH]

When life gives you lemons...Don't burn lifes house down. Use it for brain fuel.

[TotallyTscopeTV]

Marvin's just so adorably depressed... Even though he's a robot, I just want to kiss him.

[TheB4dC0mp4nyLoL]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhgeroNIMOOO--­OOF! Far out.....far out!"

[ThePopcornWolf]

5:32 Marvin's like "wtf"

[krazypenish]

I kind of speed-read Life, the Universe, and Everything. The petunias are actually Agrajag, right?

[JohnTheRipper222]

I love it when marvin is just sliding across the floor. 

[ILikeToShootZombies]

the ship reminds me of yes man. dont you think? .......>.> <.< MWAHAHAHHA im glad i didnt get smacked. i wonder whats in the fridge *smack*

[Pryce2112]

I love Marvin. I think the guy who voiced Snape does him

[biceryen]

@Pryce2112 You are correct.

[FunKittie]

omg I LOVE that whale<333

[SkruffySteve]

It most certainly is Bill Bailey.

[KyoNanashi]

@SkruffySteve Yup Bill Bailey

[mantas1111000]

Stephen Merchant as a whale?

[mrbassman25]

is that Bill Bailey doing the whale voice ? im certain it is,

[FlyingAce1016]

0:56 what does Arthur say right there

[Cotterma]

@FlyingAce1016 "Oh, sod it all."

[grimlockfire]

GO WITH A HUNCH BY A MAN WHOS BRAIN IS FUELED BY LEMONS

so funnny lmao

[rogernator5000]

1:52 wtf did he say, and why can't he speak normally

[crazykid715]

@rogernator5000 not exactly sure, but he said something along the lines of "a cup of tea would restore my normality"

[rogernator5000]

0:57 wtf did he say, and why in a low voice

[dinovrsrobot]

The poor whale ):

[trueirishdude]

2:15

[yunzin89]

thumbs up if u r in love with zaphod, god.. i cant hate him XD

[Dakellymonster]

Slartybartfarst. HA!



[Dakellymonster]

This movie is actually so good. Also so under rated.

[nivvus]

Much better than them walking through whale splatter.

[nisilisin]

"I'm getting a lot of hostility from you... Alex.... or Arnie" LOL

[readingaddict176]

is the sperm whale bill bailey?

[ThisIsGonnaBeLame]

@readingaddict176 yes it is

[TheLastRainShadow]

"It needs a big, wide sounding name like ou... ound... round... GROUND! That's it, ground! I wonder if it'll be friends with me! Hello, ground! :D"

*BUMP*

xDD

[TeddyBerg014]

I've tried yoga. Didn't work out to well. Especially not with my hostility. Thanks for the suggestion though Zaford. :D

[BobombTom]

3:16

Petunias smash.

[AvalaDemson]

I know why the bowl of pentunias thinks oh no not again XD

[paynexkillerAOTF]

its Shauns dad!

[sonicrowan]

Hello ground

[DuchessAliana]

ROFL Arthur's adorable angry noises xD

[ChadzTalk]

the girl looks familiar.....

yes man?

[JQXJQ]

@ChadzTalk A.K.A. Zooey Deschanel!

[LadyEpic1996]

PHILL FROM SHAUN OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!

[JQXJQ]

@LadyEpic1996 A.K.A. Martin Freeman!

[LadyEpic1996]

@JQXJQ ...yes...

[frickinradical]

'go with the hunch of a man who's brain is fuelled by lemons?!!'

BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE OF CINEMA HISTORY!

[ThePopcornWolf]

@frickinradical

WE'RE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THA LEMONS!

[TheRydog100]

"Hello ground!" LOL

[cherrydeen]

In the end, Marvin was left alone....POOR THING!!!!

[wolftamer9]

poor old aggrajag...

[Sammeal13]

@wolftamer9 i thought it was ajajagargrax

[BunnyPowerrr]

Slaaaaaaaaarty!

[proudmanm1224]

wale is very clever

for a splat

[MrStillmans]

I'm not fluent in this, but why would there be a perfectly constructed whale instead of, let's say, a bloody mess of random appendages and chaos guts screaming for merciful death? Wouldn't the more probable stuff happen instead of nicer, unlikely constructs?

[Sammeal13]

@MrStillmans how much more improbable is it that something could come out just right instead of the millions of ways it could go wrong?

[123ikickyourass]

"You think you've got problems ... What are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot ?" Haha got to love Marvin <3

[wx5767]

if you read the books you find out why the petunias thought " not again "

[webgeek6]

@wx5767 Thank you. I will read them.

[ilikeknifing777]

@wx5767 that freakin thing was phsycotic

[dinovrsrobot]

@ilikeknifing777 Yes! And every single word of it is delightfully insane, or insanely delightful! :)

[wx5767]

@ilikeknifing777 haha, very much so :)

[MrBedjr]

@wx5767 why?



[themightyjoseph]

@wx5767 Why? TELL ME!

[wx5767]

@themightyjoseph HAHA.... uh... its prety compicated... i will tell you it is in the 3rd book, though (Life the Universe and Everything) you may be able to look it up on a forum or something...but it is to much for me to exlain here.

[p4cm4n182]

@themightyjoseph Theres a creature name Agraja in the book, Arthur had killed this creature many times inthe stories. The creature once been an old man who had a heart attack when Arthur teleported in front of him, once a rabbit Arthur killed for food, once a fly Arthur squashed. The Agraja realizes that Arthurs killing him everytimes he reincarnates. When the missiles turned in to the petunias it was actually Agraja. Agraja saw Athur on the ships window and thought "Oh no, not again" as it fell

[grimlockfire]

@wx5767 an its a very funny thought 2

[mate6mty]

@wx5767 its the first time I see this movie, and i ,ve never read the book ,but I think Iknow what the petunia meant ......its a cycle, but it can be avoid. Or maybe its the 3 principles by SIDNEY BANKS having an influence in my thinking

[ellastead123]

@wx5767 so why did thery think that?

[mob81211]

@wx5767 TELL US!!! lol

[MrLukalindh]

@wx5767 Why did it?

[4eumel]

@wx5767 but it didn't tell us al lot more about the universe than we know now, sadly ;D

[Theatrefreak7]

@wx5767 Which book do you have to read? I've just finished the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[wx5767]

@Theatrefreak7 i've read them all... i believe the explanation is in Life, The Universe, And everything... though i could be wrong

[Dragonenforcer15]

Hello Ground! :D

*death*

[TheCgirl234]

LOL @ 6:11 - 6:14

[DYNAMITEKANGAROO142]

0.33 is that Eddy or Marvin?

[ajm8990]

"I wonder if it'll be friends with me. Hello, Ground!" *THUD* lmao

[heavybarz]

That girl is soooo hot!!

[somanguuu]

the whale's brit haha..

[BlackSabbath86]

I love Bill Bailey.

[lumberjacky2k]

I love Bill Nighy

[raggamuffins13]

The bowl of petunias(who incidentally, was names Agrajag) was just pissed because once again, he had been killed by Arthur Dent.

[sonnetxi]

lol i dont think whales are that cognitively aware. let alone a bowl of petunias

[NintendoSaturday]

@sonnetxi These petunias, however... (readthebooksreadthebooks)

[sonnetxi]

@NintendoSaturday oh yeah its posessed or somethin right?

[ktawut]

Hmm .. I think if those missiles were really nuclear-tipped, they wouldn't have to actually hit the ship to kill ... Just exploding anywhere within few kilometers from the ship would perfectly knock it out of the sky ...

But again, it's a comedy :)

[blackjet1232]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It's Wictor of the underworld movie but he is dead

[straightfromthehorse]

this has a lot of harry potter actors/ British actors

[kalibos]

I believe it's explained in one of the later books that the reason the bowl of petunias thinks "Oh no, not again!" is because it's in fact another incarnation of the spirit of a being that has been inadvertently killed many times by Arthur Dent. I can't remember his name nor any other ways Arthur accidentally kills it, but I remember the book(s) list several, all quite hilarious and random. The character understandably builds up quite the grudge and a portion of the story is dedicated to it.

[NintendoSaturday]

@kalibos I'm sorry,I'm marking this as spam for spoilers.

[normanthepig]

That whale bit is one of the best explanations for how humans deal with an explore life ever.

[QueenBoadicea]

I've always thought there was a weird design to the Earth, actually. Magdascar being a small island off the coast of Africa, Sicily being a small island off the coast of Italy, Portugal being a small island off the coast of Spain, etc. It's like someone thought, "Hey, wouldn't all these little islands be like the point at the end of an exclamatory mark? They'd REALLY bring out the bigness of the land masses, wouldn't they?"

[Se1ander]

@QueenBoadicea

Portugal is NOT an island it is "connected" to Spain.

[masterofrock420420]

zooey is the hottest womon to have ever walked the earth

[AFIGuitarGurl]

poor poor whale lol

[williamraymusic]

Hello ground! *BOOM*

[TheDisneyFan111]

@allyndeimos Arthur looks like a puppy to........... awwwwwwwwww!

[Swordyyz]

Bill Nighy is a champion.

[biggles1111]

I know it's not him...but the computer really sounds like Michael Palin!

[xara505]

"My name is... Slartibartfast. ... I said it wasn't important." I lol'd.

[xxxemmaxxx101]

Is that robot the voice of Severes Snape???

[carladraw]

@xxxemmaxxx101 yes Alan Rickman

[CheekyVimto08]

is it bill bailey?

[carladraw]

@CheekyVimto08 yeah the whale 

[TJ4477]

I love the android

[allyndeimos]

what DID happen to his third arm?

zaphod doesnt like his thinking cap, i gather. he doesnt like thinking? or maybe it ran out of lemons.

who does the voice of the whale?! i MUST know.

towel-scarf ftw!!

she's gone! i just saved her and she's gone!

arthur, could you get more pathetic? sounds like a puppy.

slartibartfast is played so... gorgeously.

'of mice and men.' is that a reference to the book, maybe?

[flyingcheesestudios]

HELLO GROUND :D *poof*

[PurushaDesa]

The legend that is Bill Nighy.

[grimlockfire]

what is a pangaltic gargule blaster

[GamiCross]

@grimlockfire

a fictional cocktail based on Janx Spirit. The series states that the effect of one "is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

[bobakoba1]

Go with a huntch with a man whos brain is fuelled with lemons?!

[BarbaricProtector]

I wonder if it'll be friends me? HELLO GROUND! BOOOM!

[jeffgooloolie]

I love their sphere space ship, "the heart of gold"

[Ewing5150]

Whats normal?

Whats home?

What are cows? xD xD lmao

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

@Ewing5150 NORMAL IS WHEN YOU KNOW NO ALL THE RULES AN BEST MAKEINGS ARE NO OF HUMAN MIND WEATHER AN WITCHCRAFT HEAR I A MAN WELL NO THE SAME BY MIND TOUGHT IS LIFE AS I RATHER BE KEPT OR BETTER LIVES AS PRE TO CHILD ROME AN JEW GODS, LIFE IS MADE AS LIFE KNOWS , TO TEND TO EACH OTHER IS NORMAL AN WITH PLAN TO LEAD OR , PERSONS SHOULD KEEP FOR LIFE RULES ARE OF FOOLS THE MEDICAL RULES OF AS FOOD AIR AN RULES STILL

[Sammeal13]

@SOWHATIMADEIT huh?

[MaizoonIRen]

@Ewing5150

Ah, Zaphod XD We love your raging stupidity

[evenstar071]

what does Slartibartfast mean?

[GamiCross]

@evenstar071

Adams wanted to make a name that 'sounded' offensive and vulgar without actually being so.  Sorta like Fuddruckers.

[RedJoker9000]

Trish- We have normality

Arther- Normality, right we can talk about normality till the cows come home

Ford-What is normal?

Trish-What's home?

Zaphod- What are cows?

Zaphod is really stupid, stupid and funny.

[blueformula91]

Even gets eaten for breakfast.

The dude just can’t win.

[harlandwirth]

What are cows?

[malevc]

@harlandwirth The female members of a race of quadrupedal mammals from the planet earth notable for the the meaty sacs on their underbellies and the large volume of nutritious liquid these can secrete; although all mammalian females possess these sacs in varying shapes and numbers, as do some males, though as a rule they lack the glands necessary to produce liquid. Domesticated for their nutritious organs and secretions, called 'beef' and 'milk' respectively, they are often found near humans.