Top 10 Things I Look for in a Girlfriend

[ThaEther]

This is hilarious

[thiphaine]

Love it!

[2006med4soc]

this was awesome!!!!!!!

[NeverNanashi]

Why is it, that his voice pitch gets higher and higher as the years go by?

[mgreco1988]

Gotta love old school phil :)

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

how would you know, you're an unfunny, no-dick fagtard

[ajcarter16]

holy shit you were a douchebag phil. so glad you've changed.

[ameleamai]

You were so adorable! xDD

And asshole-y, but that's okay. <3

[thearcaderaver900]

i love bookssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssss

[indyschmidt]

Hah, I like the kitchen reference.

[anonuhmys]

I agree with # 10

[pdxc28]

What a hypchondriac

[il4dds]

So funny

[RuffleCoptah]

@wafflemaker82896 OMG

[terribletroll111]

no thanks..ill take the interacial gang bang..

[kristine5050]

i assume Lindsay has all these qualities?

[Kelvintage]

Shut the fuck up you pathetic loser. Nobody knows who you are or cares, stop putting false images on your videos to get people to watch them. That's beyond pathetic, you son of a bitch.

[darksydeparks]

@Kelvintage Yeah because that is why he millions of subscribers and no one cares if you exist or not. GFTO and STFU dumbass. Stop wasting my oxygen breathing. Just go die and the world will be a better place.

[ZedAxelC]

@Kelvintage im sorry i think you meant to say that to yourself cuz you are a patheic loser who no one knows or cares about, if you watch his vids you would know he thought he was acting like a douchbag when he was young. i don't like jealous haters like you who wish they had what phil has. btw youre a terrible actor oh and i agree with darkysideparks stop breathing the nations oxygen (the nation btw is phils fans)

[darkdragonentmandude]

@ZedAxelC Just wanted to point out to all people who hate this dude..... he is still making vids, has a life, and has a job.... unlike most of the losers who attack him because they can't even measure up to a teaspoon. :3

[ZedAxelC]

@darkdragonentmandude okay you mean phil right cuz i was replying to the dude that insulted him, i wasn't insulting phil (you should read it the comments again then yeah..

[sixty9abc]

you are an idiot ,i am writing this cause you must know that

[sayrith]

a lot has happened in 2 years. does anyone know if he already was a partner at this time?

[bushyyATL]

i remember when this came out a while back! still fuckin hilarious.

[danydaplaya]

The fuck I get here?

[jonathan34989]

Lol

[Phelixas]

im glad i throw away all my old videos and drawings and writing.

[windchill1belle]

"i want a girl whos favorite form of birth control is to swallow"

OH MY GAWD I LOST IT <3

[DefinedCosmetics]

well I guess now we know some of Lindsay's hidden talents

[LastChanceHere]

You know, you sound A LOT like OwnagePranks. 

[JarciaGordan]

In the background you can see the begining of the monkey poster!

[TheJG223]

LOL.....I laughed so hard.......great vid!!!!

[sethdryn]

Why are you such a douche as a skinny guy?

[AwesomeStep]

@sethdryn Because it is a lot easier when you are skinny *Strokes fohawk*...

[weedieseadragon]

You like to say "vagina" don't you.

[MsTooLazyToMakeAName]

your eyes are amazingggg

[Emilysvlogz]

partyyyyy

[partygirl589]

My head is pulsing more than a techno party

[xTYx728]

number 8 was great

[RagingMonkey2009]

Wayyyyy too Dane Cook! =(

At least you aren't anymore

[Bigtymme]

Wow you've come a long way philly d ...clickity clack

[Supergagahaus]

Well, I'm uncomfortable

[MarkLatimerRussell]

Phil is one of those rare life forms whose voice gets higher as he ages.

[mategetowned]

It feels awkward to watch this

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

You were so much funnier when your whole acting style was based upon Dane Cook's Stand up comedy. You do it so well. "It was a really bad conversation. . . where I just repeated everything you said."

[Juxtapose713]

i like the new & improved phil

[MrNoobkillerz]

940 people dont like vagine ( wat a shame!)

[Sauerbabe]

man was that sexist!! but funny! ha

[kikythedevil345]

aweeeeeeeee

[Cambmusic1]

It's 2011 and i'm still watching this!

[spdkillz3]

fuck u

[smalltowngirl771]

ur an ass

[queenmothab70]

wow

[MontanaHockey91]

lol, I like the way he says nine.

[sarajko90]

wow philly. I love you and i love  your video's. but my dear you have come a looooooooooong way! lol

[bhough24]

your forgot a penis faggot

[iloveechoesofangels]

He didn't have a chin.

[glimmerwan]

total Duchebag



[offwithurhead]

i like the old intro:D

[BrennaBlueChorusKid]

were you trying to be a complete douche?

[MrBobster237]

Nice douchebag necklace.

[lkz0824]

Awwww how cute... your a cunt

[jiaani]

THAT MEANS HIS 2011 GIRLFRIEND SWALLOWS......YEAH SHE SWALLOWS

[Alfaris]

is that keanu reeves?

(by the way all girls have spermicide vaginas, its just that your penis releases a fluid that neutralizes the spermicidal fluid.

[paisapunisher11]

number 1 was brilliant..

[DanieKat1127]

I love that. And yes.. Nonatabeesnas that was dave days

[Travmapunk]

Be hones​t

If u reall​y like someo​ne right now,

or miss them right at this momen​t,

or can'​t get them out of your head,

Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,

And whoev​er you are missi​ng,

Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

[GodPlageon]

@Travmapunk Suck dick

[Travmapunk]

@GodPlageon I won't!

[shel0327]

922 people don't like vagina.

[ToonGirlSodaPop]

@shel0327 thats because 944 people actually have vaginas

[whateverohh]

@shel0327 therefore only 922 people are straight females?

[staringatclouds1]

a myspace link! this video must be ancient ...

[ASputNikProduction]

bahahahahaha that was great not gunna lie ur hilarious real funny a joker even >:O haha jk jk but seriously WOW(liked the vid man)

[Lieu3C4]

It is so nice to know that old values die hard.

[77BreakDown77]

@jkcampbellpro

look at how many subscribers he has before you tell him he blows, dumbass.

[jkcampbellpro]

yep his dumbass followers

Thanky

[MelbShuffleForLife]

@jkcampbellpro stfu jew

[Audsqaud]

what ever happened to ron ronsmith?

[MyFileVlog]

love the old intro

[iwantsifegold]

I think he was happier back then

[quadplexmatrix]

watched u a year ago and liked your videos really cracked me up ur a riot and deserve to get paid here meant to give my suport by subscribing and now I have life is good for phil on youtube...

[lyssaftw]

I think he was hot but he's still hot

[diamondgirlcici]

lmao.

[yoshimickster]

Wow....a video of yours that is actually funny! Weird.

[SanchezTM]

haha, oh phil...

[RhodriR]

wow nearly 444,444 views :D

[amasurfer3]

you're an asshole!!! I love you:):):)

[MsLordoftherings3]

that was so funny

[PaplooTheEwok]

Oh man, you were such a lovable douchebag...long way, indeed!

[xxdapimpmasterxx100]

lmao #8 and #5

[Gameboob]

LOL at #5

[223will]

benni bennasy Satisfaction

[LBJTV]

i thought this guy was gay

[deadkenn81]

Haha all these people saying you're sexist an have to get a hooker just haven't had a girlfriend like that. Or are girls.

My girlfriend loves to swallow, an is on the pill. Yup, I'm the luckiest guy ever.

[coldtink93]

dude that song at the end was soooo gay...glad he changed it

[HollywoodME]

@Dedory93 For 'laugh at' sakes?

[V3roniicashawt]

i love number 8 ! :) phils so hot ! :)

[0MissElizabeth0]

10, 9, 8, 7 are funny, I guess.. 5 & 4 are very clever.. 3 is disgusting and you should give Yourself the douchebag of the day award just for saying that..

But Since you brought it up, I'll tell you a little joke I heard once:

"You celebrate Father's Day to thank your Dad for having sex with your Mom; Mother's Day is to thank your Mom for not swallowing you!"

[shimerj13]

lol your moms vagina after and interracial gangbang

YOU FUNNY

[koitheawesome]

Vagina was #10 because girls also have mouths. =D

[alyandajvideos]

"wait why was number 10 vagina?"

ahahahahaha

[mylatestgrievance91]

sexist....ugly ass!!

[DreamDanceDarex3]

lmao you were funny

[brandon9190]

lmao he reminds me of the sherminator off of american pie

[deadlyshot44]

hahahahahaha

[OverratedTodler]

LMAO phil is so fuckng funy

[MasterArbiterGrunt]

LOL its funny because you were a douche.

[gymnasticowl]

is it davedays who sings in the end?

[fluffeestalks]

Number. 8 was hilarious!

[tatertotter808]

oh god -____________-

[bboggess17]

haha im sure phils just smiling reading these comments

[CourtneyBlahable]

Even sick, you have the same voice, lmfao...........

[cezarion2000]

well mate, go get yourself a hooker.cheers

[AwsomeSoda]

Was that davedays at the end??

[JagSmakarSkit]

This is the first time for any youtuber I'm saying: I like the new you better...

[TheJerzyGirl]

I was doing my hair when you said that girls don't even need hair.

[K2kyd]

i dont think u were a dueche, but still im glad there was progression

[11alliecat]

omg he was a douch.

[smp4real]

Old phil was skinny

[somaobsidian]

Old Phil = Douche.

[AGuyThatPlaysGames]

@somaobsidian he was being sarcastic.

[Kr4bbemann]

Old Phil reminds me of SCOOT

[xxlolzxx97]

Old vid=douche bag of the day.

[ButtOnFire20]

Jesus. You were an ass.

[TheMightyBravo]

boobs!!!!!

[TheMightyBravo]

boobs!!!!!

[TheMightyBravo]

boobs!!!!!

[TheMightyBravo]

ha ha ha

[tacopenguiness]

Hehehe, I like you better now. That video earned..Douche Bag of the Day, Phil. What happened?!

[ouijonouhiyfy99]

Phil, u were cute... what happened dude?

[dev2000]

Rape by vampire robot nazi that is also a zombie.

tragic, i know

[cobo619]

In this video he sounds like keanu reeves

[wolfrapter]

WHAT ABOUT BOOBS!?!?!?! :D

[Rocoluke27]

HAHAHAH! Those personal videos NEED to be re-uploaded. Who else agrees?

[NighThawkNig]

What about boobs

[NighThawkNig]

What about boobs

[DouglasMikelas]

I enjoy the old ass videos, but he reminds me so much of dane cook in them, just the way he talks and the jokes. now he has his own style though

[mistertube10]

Why is this nerd still waffling on about himself? What a wanker!

[Viktir666]

There are probably 12 year old girls out there that don't mind if he has a short little Italian penis.

[nonayabeesnas]

I JUST realized that was DaveDays, right?

[sold13r45]

"now get to work" hahahahaha

[ryanuzumaki98]

I always see the monkey at ur back.

[iloveprestonlevi]

wow thats dumn but funny i guess i guess everthigns funmy whtn your huigh

[Rahhhsajp19]

awsome lol

[xll3abyxDoll21x]

LOL! wow..

[ruthoropeza2]

lol.... love 8 (you jerk) hahaha and 7 (totally)

[montacap]

That was by far only toped on the sad chart by your top 10 ways out of talking to someone your screwed over both are just wow BAD .. But you did seam to come very far fear and desp are true facters in real change ha????

[oilersrule2005]

wow this is old... lol

[mikeellerbeck]

lol at #3!

[Anthonett95]

he's still hot

[rjjrb722]

@nikrondo9 it's just a joke relax

[soldau149]

u were hot

[beachncamaro]

you were hottt =)

[DUTCHBOYH]

women are liars THE END.

[jurijbenko]

@DUTCHBOYH O rly?

[calley1391]

haha.. i think you look even hotter with a buzzed head :)

[calley1391]

i think you look even hotter with a buzzed head :)

[Neukku]

Btw Phil, how many feminist have you made agry by these jokes/Clips??? =D

[lanaabelle]

I'm a feminist but I don't think Phil has terrible intentions. He's just being funny by playing into gender stereotypes.

[ahobowithtoast]

lol the camera or effect I'm not sure which one it is but it makes you look like you have no chin...

[lunylovegood14]

i like the old intro and outro.... :(

[SonicSpeed92]

Phil you sound like Patrick Bateman in the actual girlfriend video- and that is AWESOME!

[comicfire7]

wow O_O you were young?