Human Weapon - Ninjutsu

[MikeakaMrLive]

Thanks Now I Can Be A Black Ninjas From Miami!

[shinobitech13]

the tatami cutting was downright embarrassing. lol

[jdgomez1126]

I really loved the second move it was really simple I got it 3 minutes really simple and effective.

[shane1972ful]

i sm so sick of being forced to watch 30 secs of commercials before the vid damn

[arstook]

ninjutsu = fat white dudes

[evanandodd]

24:50 wth his shirt says "we make you cry"?

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

17 People suck at Ninjutsu.

[LollyPapi]

i just told 500 of my friends to stop using gillette

[vampydanii]

who else saw rukia

[Mazenheim]

Give me a knife I bet I can stab someone.

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

@Mazenheim how about the gillette company?

[Digiscat]

@Mazenheim Doubt it. Unless the attacked is trained, it's pretty easy to dodge a knife. Especially if you're TRAINED to dodge a knife.

[Mazenheim]

But what if he slashes?

[fishzima]

19:21 "Swordplay" hahah



[fishzima]

Why is Jason such a douche to Bill?

[daboodeef179]

Those guys at the end were told to take it easy.

[pepperdahkat]

@davisdanaamerica well DUH! XD thats the whole reason i sung it... -_- awesome. right?

[sorik20]

A black ninja would be unbeattable, cant see them at night so you could literally say "you wont know what hit you"

[sewagedweller]

@sorik20 black ninjas are unbeatable because its hard catch guy ridding off with your bicycle .

[davisdanaamerica]

they all get mad at him when he says it looks easier in movies

[davisdanaamerica]

when they used tan and grey they did it wrong

[davisdanaamerica]

jiu justu was created around the time of ninjustu

[pepperdahkat]

OOH! ninjas... i wanna be a ninja so freaking bad.... like... seriously.

[davisdanaamerica]

@pepperdahkat you know thats what bruno ninja sung

[tadehtoo]

and i learn kungfu too



[tadehtoo]

i learn this because my dad is ninja too so ye nice i well go back there and do the same like this

[MmMmGood]

The chick at the sword place was pretty cute, at least.

[5939BD]

How the flying f*** can they say that they need to "master the sword" and then not even try to hold the sword correctly?

Fail...

[MushMellow780]

jasons fuckin hot!

[smexor]

these guys cant sword fight for shit, and im talking about the so-called "ninjas". im a 3rd degree black belt in gumdo and in my entire 6 year time in training we used bamboo swords and went at a pace 10x faster. these guys have no idea what they're doing. more than likely they were spoon-fed the ninja "ideals" by these japanese con artists who just wanted to get fatter wallets by riding this whole ninja charade. in all honesty, most sword fighting dojos are pitiful. hard to find a good one 2day

[AsianInvasion760]

@smexor Do you honestly think they are going to train full force against people that have most likely have never fought with bamboo swords? You are fucking stupid.

[youngstunna323]

i was gonna do ninjutsu ..... but i took a shiroken to the knee

[3curvy]

@youngstunna323 thats really fucking lame bro

[youngstunna323]

@3curvy lmfao sorry i couldnt resist

[XxEmosoul91xX]

@3curvy no wats lame is you saying bro

[victorcaracci]

@youngstunna323 LAME

[Carrek1]

I think I heard, "It's harder than it looks," or, "Not as easy as I thought." About a hundred billion times. 

[shipwreck1119]

30:16

A BLACK NINJA

[WeDntKno]

1:58

[WilliamMacBroadcast]

I'd like to stack some Wing Chun butterfly swords or staff up against that. Would be fun. Hand-to-hand combat would be great too. Looks like ninjitsu, along with a lot of Japanese striking arts, waste a lot of movement.

[1sashenka]

Jason taps Bill on the head 43:28... Bill reacts...PRICELESS

[1sashenka]

Ninjutsu combat > any martial arts sport

...or anything else as effective to fuck idiots up, like military combat techniques. I love MMA, but it is still a sport, so rules are there to make it competitive and safe, but when your life is at stake in a street fight, all the "illegal" moves are the gravy.

[ggcpres]

I used to be a ninja like you, then i took a surikan to the knee

[Hissingace110]

The girl during the Katana training was Rukia's live action counter-part.

[Sads626]

13th dan? Not to discredit their system, but I wonder how they judge rank. Most people don't reach 13th dan in their life time, and this person has reached it by the time he's in his 30's?

[charlietuna34]

@Sads626 He cups the balls man.

[1sashenka]

@Sads626 Most of those rankings/dans are ceremonial/award/recognition, not a definition of higher skill

[buzzyisawsome456]

bruce looked like he didnt care when he hit him

[Kraneride]

that was some crazy shit broo

[9374wye]

The first black-belt lost to Bill (a beginner)?

[NycticebusCoucang]

love how those master ninjas wernt trying at all

[glewberdoober]

screw the forces!

[megakiller700]

actually most early ninjas were farmers who used their tools to deadly effect

[mark3lester]

There is nothing wrong with hes english WTF racist bastards!

[irishmarine3]

LOL that part at 17:50 reminded me of Spongebob and Patrick for a minute.

[MrPivotkillshotXx]

Lawlz sorry for errors

[MrPivotkillshotXx]

Lol i go detention for do this to a bully at my school but, I feel great!

[ennot]

imagine what an average western fencing sportsman would do to somebody who never trained with a rapier. Or even a half decent ping-pong player against somebody who never seriously trained. The sportsmen would totally destroy the amateurs.

And then see how these top ninjitsu students compare against the presenters who'd never dome any fencing.

You still believe there are real ninja schools?

[menglee]

@ennot That may be true, but these presenters are no slouch either, theres a reason why they were chosen to do this job. Its not like these guys never done any conditioning or professional MMA fights in their entire life.

[ennot]

@menglee true, but it didn't stop the judo, taekwondo, and kyokushin people from winning hand down. And those were not the grandmasters, just good sportsmen. And this Ninja people were said to be 15th (!) dan.

One option is that there's some hard to grasp excuse for this happening. The other option is that this ninja school is a total fake.

I'm rooting for the fake.

[menglee]

@ennot I agree with everything youre saying, however, if this was a real life and death with actual real Katana and Shurikens, this fight it might be a whole different story. Ninja's are built to be stealthy and quickly disable an opponent, afterall, theyre just regular people like you and I.

[ennot]

@menglee that's the point. Ninja were spies and assassins, not fighters. The same things are being taught to today's spies and assassins, only with firearms. But I would not expect it to be legal to teach the "art of assassinations" to the general public.

But these people claim to be teaching a combat system. Not running, climbing, hiding, bomb making, and such. I've never seen them climb a rock face in their videos - I bet they could not. They aren't ninja. And they can't fight. So..

[ennot]

I'll bet you anything that none of those "ninja" would be able to run 10 miles and then climb a wall. Let alone have any navigation or stealth skills. Cos-players.

[xHoSTiiLe]

@ Xenocide lmaooo

[Xenocide007]

so when do we learn the chidori?

[Docprepper]

@Xenocide007 XD 

[DennisLottig]

@Xenocide007 Naruto kicks ass! I love it!

[BasementBeginnings]

@Xenocide007 Hey look, a Narutard. Can we poke it?

[greenilizer]

@BasementBeginnings fuck you.narutos the shit

[BasementBeginnings]

@greenilizer Don't be upset now.

[greenilizer]

@Xenocide007 ahahahhahahahha

[MapleLozer]

@Xenocide007 I'd rather learn the Rasengan

[heroproductions11]

@Xenocide007 when kakashi teaches you

[666ILoveIronMaiden66]

I'm confused. Don't ninja's use the shorter, straight Ninjato instead of the curved and longer Katana?

[unholyshape]

@666ILoveIronMaiden66 I dont know why they didnt show anything about the ninjato. the ninja use it more, but they do learn traditional Japanese swordsmanship also. no ninja would ever go on a nighttime mission with a katana tho. the ninjato has too many stealth battle strengths it would be stupid for a ninja to use the katana on an actual mission.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@666ILoveIronMaiden66 The "Ninjato" didnt actually exist, they would use farm tools. They most definitly did NOT use a Katana, Samurai themselves mainly used them for show. But that doesnt make a good TV show.

[ZomBLord]

@666ILoveIronMaiden66 Ninja use whatever they can get a hold of. A sharp pointy object was a sharp pointy object, as far as they're concerned.

[davisdanaamerica]

@666ILoveIronMaiden66 ninjato was thought to be a creation of hollywood i have no idea which is true

[Jack458111]

fuck bruce lol

[cooljason101]

bills already a blackbelt??

[DoonCracker]

the most funniest part was 42:35

[aaronjanke]

Bruce is a dick

[projmat12]

"let's go my ninja" lolz

[RunsLikeaNose]

That is one authentic sushi chef. He can cut fish and people who try to steal from his restaurant!

[krazygenesis96]

true ninjitsu was only existant during feudal times. Nowadays, its just kung fu with take downs

[ZomBLord]

@krazygenesis96 Kung Fu already has takedowns. And ground grappling, oddly enough.

[krazygenesis96]

@ZomBLord well i guess i should have been more specific. but the takedowns in ninjitsu right now resemble more of judo or jiujitsu than the kungfu takedowns.

[MairacleMaker10]

id like to see these guys in wipeout

[KittyRokher]

Ninjitsu is a dead art. There are no more ninja. Deal with it, whitey.

[TricksterD]

Only white people go to Japan to become ninjas. I guess everyone else goes to China.

[sgonged]

Why are all the ninja's old white guys from america?

[silentplummet]

@sgonged lol

[myloveforMMA]

I learned two things from the final fights. If you do some martial art like Ninjitsu, DO NOT clinch and try to fight with an MMA fighter Hand to Hand, we saw how easy the MMA guy manhandled the Ninjitsu guy when the Ninja got too Brave, even ended up being stabbed. And if you do MMA, and you think someone knows something about swords or sticks, don't try to fight him if he has one on him, and always be weary of what weapons they may be carrying.

[GooseHinson]

This gotta be Bill's best episode. This redeems all the bumbling moments he had on this show.

[MrProfTeach]

@GooseHinson

I disagree with your characterization of Bill. He fought to a draw with a Savate ex-champ, with an MMA pro fighter and a Karate champ, and almost won against the Pankration fighter. Yes, he did get knocked out by the Tae-kwon-do "Professor," but, still, I wouldn’t characterize his performance as bumbling—just the opposite.

[TheEternalThunda]

Wow a lot of Caucasian people in Japan. :D

[Saigont]

I noticed that every time Bill fights, he gets hit in the head

[pattyg12121212]

so its a war art and bjj comes from judo that comes from jit jitsu that was developted by the samurai so a lot of it was part of war art but like all martial arts becomes an art within it self. the gracie family tested there stlye agaisnt all the other styles and won my point being most fights end up on the ground and once on the groud you cant use your ur hips to put power behind your strikes so grappling is important to know.

[pyro0ownz]

@pattyg12121212 The term wushu consists of two Chinese characters. 武 (wǔ), meaning "to stop war", martial or military, and 術 (shù), which translates into art, skill or method. Together these form "wǔshù" meaning 'Art of not fighting' but translated as "martial art".

[pyro0ownz]

@pattyg12121212 Traditional Wushu

The term "traditional wushu" may be used in contrast with sport or modern wushu, to refer to the multitude of Chinese martial arts which existed before the establishment of the People's Republic of China. Many of these styles are rarely seen in modern wushu competitions. "Wu shu" also means "Flowering Hand" in ancient Chinese parlance. The shaolin temples propagated this term to mean 'As soft as a flower while in motion, but strong upon impact'.

[pyro0ownz]

@pattyg12121212 that is if they can grab ahold of em once again forget the grappling and im not going to waste my time like i said no one would be getting close enough to "grapple" let the fags be fags and so what aint no one gonna even be able to grapple with a ninja why? because they would be dead keyword "DEAD" martial arts were made to kill cripple and defend from attacks while they try and grapple i would have already destroyed them every bit of em bones broken and all.....no chance in hell

[pyro0ownz]

@pattyg12121212 and i still could care less who tried different styles on what their not masters of all the styles because you have to have 40+ years to even be called a master im telling you i know what i speak of you go root for half ass grapplers while i root for the real killers who dont play that homo fag shit and tell those that exp next time seek out people who have mastered the art and have them fight and i still dont care how many years if they had 10 from each still not what im sayin

[WenzelCORP]

I don't understand how BBJ is useless if during the final battle Jason effectually used it to defeat the ninja. (42:33)

[pattyg12121212]

And bjj because thr grappling teachs you how to hold and control an oppent

[dontiaedaivic]

that is soooo easy hahaha :D

[pattyg12121212]

the guy who bill fought was pissed he lost. was kinda funny seemed like he didnt spar much but the guy jason fought was a beast

[sleepyvxv]

lol i love how everytime an asian speaks english they subtitle them...racist trolololololololol

[djphilmore]

@sleepyvxv that makes so much sense.....

[BronzeRatz]

@sleepyvxv But we carn't undastand dem commie bastads. GAWD BLESS 'MURICA.

[666ILoveIronMaiden66]

@sleepyvxv Or maybe its just because they're actually hard to understand. I'm glad for the subtitles.

[americanliberal09]

@sleepyvxv it's not because the audience can't hear them clearly

[LeHuyAnh]

@sleepyvxv That may be true with other shows, but if you watch all the episodes, you'll realise that "Human Weapon" puts subtitles whenever any non-American opens his mouth. Check out the one on "Savate" in France.

[mnsktr]

no more commercials!



[pyro0ownz]

@ickyguy001 wrong again ninjas are masters of their environment starting fires for distraction leavin bodies smoke bombs all kinds of shit NEVER underestimate a ninja you will never know when they will strike

[xic4loca]

I WANNA BE NINJAAAA :DDD

[pyro0ownz]

@ickyguy001 yea ninjitsu can do that for you but a person with a gun cant hit a ninja that dont wanna be hit especially one very skilled in the arts wrestling is gay dont listen to pink man shits the weakest shit and to throw someone in wrestling you have to be strong enough ninjitsu you dont have to be to take down a big person same with hapkido ;)

[matthint23]

first episode I've ever seen... seems like a legit show! plus the mathematical equations during the animated fight sequences really help me understand the physics of the different martial arts lol

[godapproved]

"can these kill?" No they tickle and are just for decoration lol

[supersaiyanboi]

knife vs wrestling. Death wins.

[SavageInsight]

Katana: More dangerous than a gun! Guns can at least be practiced with toned down - you can't do that with a live razor blade

[Hyudryu]

Why put an advertisement at the end? We just close the tab anyways.

[speedyflash8]

how does the level system work in ninjitsu...cuz 13th dan doesn't sound legit, and he looks like hes at most 30

[ninjafromthesouth]

@speedyflash8 from 10-1(green belt) and 1-15 (black belt) depends how good you know how to use the techniques andits called bujinkan

[DespairIIIX]

@speedyflash8 i have no freaking clue how that guy got to 13th dan. It took me 9 fucking years to get to 2nd dan, and that guy is young too so wtf.

[cocotiger77]

How does a brown belt in BJJ (Jason) not know how to roll properly. That was the first thing I learned.

[GooseHinson]

@cocotiger77 I thought the same thing... I think his problem was rolling and still keeping his eyes on the opponent like that ninja did.

[armytaskforce11x]

@cocotiger77

cuz after makin all that t.v. show money he start to get in over his ass..

[TILUNG21]

i want to know where that obstical coarse was. can anyone tell me

[Donatellangelo]

@TheKindledFlame I mean the essence of Ninjutsu.

[martin1o9]

30:03 ''real world obstacles ninja faced on missions'' LMFAO that guy is sitting on a zip line.

[vienkyhotty]

24:50 "WE MAKE YOU CRY" shirt... what a badass grandmaster.

[jjrod33]

this anit Naruto?

[xAaronxRedx]

that one ninja was probally PISSED that he lost to a rookie

[Donatellangelo]

I hope if I go to a Ninjutsu school, they'd at least teach me the philosophy so I can adapt it to modern times. I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to combining Muay Thai and BJJ with the Ninpo.

[TheBrradsullivan]

sex commercials in one video !!!??? this just has to be said....FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!

[Drahgoon]

OMG THIS SHOW IS FOR FAGGOTS

[TheBrradsullivan]

@Drahgoon is that why your watching it

[MaharlikaAWA]

Master Yost Fulten looks like such a moonie. hes definately a brainwashed cult member in the bujinkan cult of fake martial arts nonsense.

[xyber6]

chuunin exams?

[Peopleisgta]

Yost Fulton kinda looks like Major Nelson from Xbox.

[MrArdvark69]

if you stop it at exactly 24:49, the ninja master is wearing a shirt that says "we make you cry" lol

[attheveryend]

HAHAHAHAHA, "Lets go my ninja"

[rcris18]

7 commercial breaks...... god i wish the library would let me download adblock

[WRanon]

@rcris18 what? their was 5

[bryanmartinez101]

@rcris18 Better than tv and can skip in 5 sec!

[runescapebeastplayer]

@rcris18 i only had 1 commercial break and i dont have any thing to get rid of ads

[srogiful]

no top comments?!?! this is my chance.....umm.... Hi :D

[fatephantasm]

@srogiful hi!!!

[SavageInsight]

@srogiful Congrats!!

[Makka2Medina]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AT THE AMOUNT OF ADVERTISEMENTS..

[supernarutofan12able]

why have a gun when you can kick ass like this

[yourcup0322]

i laugh my ass off to see bill riding that bicycle at 4:35

[GisSlicknSmooth]

oh shit, bill aint that bad

[photosynthas]

theyll be dead its a great way to defend yourself becuase in a lot of places inside guns arent allowed and sometimes you just might not have one around unless you sleep with it under your pillow and wear it everywhere you go every day not to mention training in ninjutsu trains your body and it just looks and probly feels really awesome

[photosynthas]

ok guys wrestling is effective even against multiple opponents but not so much against a knife and ninjutsu is not weak at all its one of the best way you protect yourself you cant bring a gun everywhere and cant even own one in some places also you could drop it or miss or get disarmed and the thing with ninjutsu is they dont have rules like in wrestling which is why i think it would be more effective than wrestling in a street fight if you get someones eyes or throught with just a little force

[JamesFrank32185]

I honestly don't understand why you guys are saying that Ninjutsu is "ineffective" or "useless" if you just watch the video and stop insulting it you would see that its very effective. Granted there are better ways to defend yourself, but Ninjutsu is among some of the greater ones. ( I would like to see ThePinkMan or ParasitePowned try and go against even a newbie at ninjutsu)

[thewearywarrior]

@JamesFrank32185 they say that cuss theye the type of people that think all types of martial arts are stupid because they have a firearm

[kiff123456]

@JamesFrank32185  with swords!

[TaishoKenpachi]

the documentary is awesome except of washing this stupids host...

[891trigfoot]

all you guys commenting are so full of shit, i've never read so much bullshit in my life, fuckin bunch of wannabe know it alls, especially the guy who talked about wrestling a guy with a knife.the guy who talks the most shit is usually the biggest bullshitter.lol, sad, sad people on you tube lololol

[ParasitePowned]

This guys are 2 big for this art.Ninjutsu is an art of small slim fast people.

[ChiStriker]

@ParasitePowned small slim fast weak ineffective people*

[Klaus1386]

@ParasitePowned Thats idiotic, a 6' something Navy Seal uses similar stealth techniques to what the ninjas do, you know shit all about combat and killing in general.

Ninjitsu is about getting a target to die, not some fucking self improvement course like the shit you are swallowing regularly, size is irrelevant.