DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORK
Shadows of the Damned: packing more dick jokes than Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem Forever combined! Ironically, Steven Blum voiced Garcia Hotspur in this game as well as Grayson Hunt in Bulletstorm.
I got the pre-order early, woo, I'm loving the humor in the game, and I really enjoyed the last couple of Resident Evil games. Shame Lewis is underrating it. Hope Simon does some Simon Plays
@ydnab They made a game that was absolutely rediculous and realized that it was too easy to make fun of- then, they went and did so so that it was already done :P
Simon/Lewis, please, PLEASE play Amnesia!! I know alot of people want to see you guys do it, so if you guys want it too, spread the word so they can actually see our request!
This kind of shit makes it harder for us to argue that games don't breed violence and that they aren't petty play things but valuable assets of information and venues of entertainment.
@heehaw316 Not every game has to be art. I personally thought it was pretty clever, not sticking to the norm for trailers whilst parodying late night infomercials.
my 2 year old brother made that trailer it is better then some other trailers i have seen anyway i have a Johnson and well he tried to modify it but i exploded key: the sunami that hit china yea my brother did that he is a really bad gunsmith
Innuendo Tower in London is one of the biggest and most impressive erections in the entire city, and is the central hub for exploring the mysterious, gaping orifice of sexual innuendo.
Florida, commonly known as "The Penis State" has a capital to match its nickname. FLORDIA FAIL!
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, man
But yeah guys, I hope this dumb trailer didn't sour your opinion on the game. It's being made by Shinji Mikami (Devil May Cry) and Suda51 (Killer 7, No More Heroes), both are well renowned game directors. It won't be a bad game. A bit weird and offbeat, maybe. But not bad.
I wish you guys knew more about console games, because a game like this, developed by Shinji mikami(creator resident evil, devil may cry, bayonetta) and Suda51(no more heroes, insane games,lol) will be awesome no matter what anyone says, their the best at those games like this so it's bound to be awesome!
What the hell just happened...?
LucyBabii100 1 month ago
0:42 that is ridiculous
7890Carlos 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
the weapons ame is JOHNSON
linkinfan2011 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
wat
TheJay1017 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Whut.
Catdemondarkness 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
....WAHT!
darkmankill1 3 months ago
It looks ridiculous, and it IS ridiculous.
But in the end, this is actually a really good, funny and enjoyable game.
It's made by Suda51 (the creator of No More Heroes) and Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil 1, 2, 4, and the Phoenix Wright series).
It's an underrated game, but it's pretty good. Try it if you can.
Zeghart 3 months ago 4
@Zeghart im sure its a great game... just not what i expected when it said
"Shadows of the Damned" i was expecting a medevil sorta thing, with undead and stuff...
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TheDRAGONLORD3000 3 months ago
Who else noticed the MasterCard was replaced with MasterBate?
TheCGIMaster 3 months ago
Oh, this game, with the hot boner that shoots a sticky payload.
Killur10 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
i'm going o buy that now... >.<
SwampertProductions 4 months ago
This trailer reminds me of the sr3 pre order trailer
Hot94Fuzz 4 months ago
i want to enlarge my johnson.....
JoeBannanas123 6 months ago
this is actually a good game.
zcoolguy123 6 months ago
if you stop at 1:23,look closley at the credit card things on top of the website.
jestcrazy32 6 months ago
@jestcrazy32 lol nice
fruitsbasketmangalov 4 months ago
I'm 50% sure the skull is called Johnson, but I've never played the game, I just the Two Best Friends Play of it.
DarkPareidolia 6 months ago
Shadows of the Damned: packing more dick jokes than Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem Forever combined! Ironically, Steven Blum voiced Garcia Hotspur in this game as well as Grayson Hunt in Bulletstorm.
ForzaOzz 7 months ago
I can imagine having alot of fun "swinging" my "johnson" if they made this for kinect...or if i owned one...
MrSandwichBiznich 7 months ago
Anyone notice it says pegi 18 at the beginning and one of the best audiences is age 13-17?
I'm 14 by the way :P
yamxa996 7 months ago
Its actualy a decent game
Masdrain 7 months ago
I have no problem masturebating to this!
Leon5k 7 months ago
@Leon5k freak
bbblaesing 7 months ago
Lmfao hahahahahahhahhahahhhahahahahaha
TheIRAassassin 7 months ago
:babytroll:
nniicckkmanlylvrby 7 months ago
and boom goes the dynamite
Nathanrules20 7 months ago
Just you and your friend and your Johnson!
bufflaoe 7 months ago
Best. Trailer. Evar.
TheDerpyNinja 7 months ago
The game itself is actually not too bad, if a tad on the easy side. Trailer is typical EA now, because EA are just trolling people with their adds.
dnlkr 8 months ago
GET YOUR BONER NOW!!!
sorry I already have one
xXxDarkeyexXx1 8 months ago
MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO!!!!!!
LegoSpaceWorms 8 months ago
one minute long penis gag... LOL!
someboho24 8 months ago
Was it just me or did the narrator sound like Jesse Coc, i mean Cox?
GearsMoses 8 months ago
25 people have a tiny Johnson
Zmaster6030 8 months ago 3
I got the pre-order early, woo, I'm loving the humor in the game, and I really enjoyed the last couple of Resident Evil games. Shame Lewis is underrating it. Hope Simon does some Simon Plays
McKack 8 months ago
Obviously this is the first time they've come across a Suda 51 game
therabidmidget 8 months ago
EA what the hell have you done and whats with the credit cards
randomness26778 9 months ago
Operators are kneeling by?...
tony77586 9 months ago
1-8000-GET-A-BONER xDDDDD
YoniiDK 9 months ago
No amount of penis jokes can stop me from buying the shit out of this game.
TheArgent911 9 months ago
I just watched the same preview twice... although the second time was better
16min5k 9 months ago
im rofling. tear are falling. i was NOT expecting this!!! XD
nowthatscrazy 9 months ago
Do the "Gas running everything" ad freeze up on anyone else?
TheGregaleg 9 months ago
theres a weapon called the boner XD
left4ellis2 9 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I get the joke.
harveymightbeawesome 9 months ago
BEST TRAILER EVER!
Mo3nable 9 months ago
"Operators are kneeling by..."
c0d3w0rd 9 months ago
@c0d3w0rd LOL. I litterally LOL'd. Wow. Rare for me, especially me.
TheCdestre 5 months ago
did they not notice the "number" at the end!?
studioCR2 9 months ago
MUY MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO!
IvarHuisman 9 months ago
0:42 is just.... WoW... how do they get away with that?
z7olliez7 9 months ago
LOL
Xavygravy 9 months ago
Description sais 3 minute long penis joke but its not 3 minutes :(
DivineTNT 9 months ago
thumbs up if you called the number XD
imabee232 9 months ago
This is like the one with the stupid news report. It makes me not want to find out what the game is all about.
kevinscales 9 months ago
"Lets take this pole for a stroll." lets not and say we did
SkylordZan 9 months ago
This was made for the yogscast to review.
vandyfan402 9 months ago
Oh my wtf is this O__O
Exone112 9 months ago
haha operators are kneeling by.
atrius4original 9 months ago
Lol grab and your johnson and shoot out the good stuff ;'-)
iBetherz 9 months ago
This didn't need commentary, it just needed to be left alone. THAT's how good the marketing guys are for this trailer.
ydnab 9 months ago
@ydnab They made a game that was absolutely rediculous and realized that it was too easy to make fun of- then, they went and did so so that it was already done :P
raCteJ 8 months ago
Simon/Lewis, please, PLEASE play Amnesia!! I know alot of people want to see you guys do it, so if you guys want it too, spread the word so they can actually see our request!
Tryffelsvampen 9 months ago
...Actually that's one of the best trailers I've seen for a game. I would totally buy that if I owned a console it'd work on... :D
eyeeyeYzrol 9 months ago
Not surprising from the Suda51 (Maker of NoMoreHeroes)
ThePaintballGamer 9 months ago
Sheesh! When I saw the title "Shadow of the Damned" I did NOT expect... this...
Mnjooschji 9 months ago 42
@heehaw316
agreed - now brainless reporters can say this kind of game is going to make children murderers.
LewisW97 9 months ago 13
Everyone who plays MW2 is a l33t troll gay boy meme who liks blik paple. Yeah?
Phobosdeimos1 9 months ago
This kind of shit makes it harder for us to argue that games don't breed violence and that they aren't petty play things but valuable assets of information and venues of entertainment.
heehaw316 9 months ago
@heehaw316 Not every game has to be art. I personally thought it was pretty clever, not sticking to the norm for trailers whilst parodying late night infomercials.
GenDoukeshi 9 months ago
Your face when you realize that this has more views than the actual trailer.
MasterPebsie 9 months ago
1-8000-GET-A-BONER
EpicFunkey 9 months ago
Dick jokes FTW!!!
EnviroAda 9 months ago
That Was the funnest trailer ever !
L2PProductionz 9 months ago
I guess you could call this trailer...'riDICKulous'
TheStupidDonkey 9 months ago 22
I'm going to buy this game because of penis jokes
xh1199 9 months ago
That looks like a horrible game from this
brussell98 9 months ago
My Johnson got smaller from watching this. :(
lordofgangstas 9 months ago
buying it!!!!!!!!!!
XxHolyHand6renad3xX 9 months ago
wtf not for pc the better gaming system
cloudnobody 9 months ago
was I the only one to grab my groin when it said to?! XD i didnt even really realize that I did
captainhoneymuffin 9 months ago
1-8000-GET-A-BONER
gbay99 9 months ago
It was such a bad trailer, that I love the trailer.
yushatak 9 months ago
I think the trailer was meant to be bad and cheesy.
But a lot of people don't get that.
MaikkyWin 9 months ago 3
I think this Johnson left a bad taste in Simon and Lewis' mouths. The concept must be hard for them to swallow.
EricNinden 9 months ago 95
1-800-GET-A-BONER LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BL00GUY 9 months ago
i am gonna go enlarge mah johnson
hoangvan1 9 months ago
OMFG, is this what the world coming to!
NobleClanVideos 9 months ago
I don't get it...
Ostrobogulousness 9 months ago
lol "operators are kneeling by"
matheuslimata 9 months ago
1:23 it says masturbate instead of mastercard
jaycodfan 9 months ago
I dropped my Johnson when i saw this trailer.
snyper1243 9 months ago
*Long winded penis joke*
Well, this looks like another generic not-scary horror game...
*Includes original music from Akira Yamaoka*
OMG I MUST GET
Lizzzeg 9 months ago
@Lizzzeg It's more B movie horror so of course it isn't scary
Warpedpixel051 9 months ago
my 2 year old brother made that trailer it is better then some other trailers i have seen anyway i have a Johnson and well he tried to modify it but i exploded key: the sunami that hit china yea my brother did that he is a really bad gunsmith
starwarsforever1011 9 months ago
Full of sexual innuendo,
Innuendo Tower in London is one of the biggest and most impressive erections in the entire city, and is the central hub for exploring the mysterious, gaping orifice of sexual innuendo.
Florida, commonly known as "The Penis State" has a capital to match its nickname. FLORDIA FAIL!
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, man
Kayanite1 9 months ago
EA gave us enough penis jokes with bulletstorm..
BrunFail 9 months ago
muy muy muy muy BUENO!
bratwurst080808 9 months ago
i love the names of the credit cards:
Undercover boner
Verga
Master bate
American Sexspress
not1goodname 9 months ago 167
@not1goodname its actually uncover boner
TheMMAN90 9 months ago
@not1goodname ITS MASTUR BATE
TheDevilex11 7 months ago
@not1goodname *Masturbate
TEHGROUND 7 months ago
@not1goodname *Uncover
*Masturbate
jjboy157 7 months ago
@not1goodname Obviously this game was created by men who masturbate as their sex because they can't get a girl...
TheCdestre 5 months ago
anyone realise that mastercard is masturbate at 1:23?
LeeSargey 9 months ago
. . . You don't wanna see my face now...
Mysticalzelda 9 months ago
really shows you how dumb-ed down everything needs to be for americans. its all one big spectacle, no substance all gimmick.
jonatanblack01 9 months ago
9 repeatedly for lewis's out of breath laugh
challengingshout 9 months ago
Anyone get the joke at 0:44
tchic777 9 months ago
A 3 minute long penis joke :\..... Please insert a comma in that info ... i was scared at the beginning
kirza94 9 months ago
Operators are kneeling by.
MrTrickFinder 9 months ago
Why does everyone not find this funny?
ScrumpyJack1234 9 months ago 2
@ScrumpyJack1234 Cos it isn't
MarkandJeremy 9 months ago
Music by Akira Yamaoka? Sounds good to me.
Synxish 9 months ago
This trailer is just awesome!
Tayki28 9 months ago
But yeah guys, I hope this dumb trailer didn't sour your opinion on the game. It's being made by Shinji Mikami (Devil May Cry) and Suda51 (Killer 7, No More Heroes), both are well renowned game directors. It won't be a bad game. A bit weird and offbeat, maybe. But not bad.
EricNinden 9 months ago
just you your kids and your johnsson!
Ameee1No7 9 months ago
person that bought the game: this is gonna be great
real gamer: thatssss a very nic... wait WTF why even buy that
craftible 9 months ago
@craftible You're a "real gamer", yet you don't know this game is fairly highly anticipated. Odd.
EricNinden 9 months ago
I'm sad you don't know who Grasshopper Studios are. This game will probably be pretty good. Why did they make such a lame, unfunny trailer? :S
EricNinden 9 months ago
Way to alienate what few female gamers you had in your audience, EA. Well done.
TheGweninator 9 months ago
I love the names of the credit cards
loryfresco 9 months ago 3
muy muy muy muy muy bueno
J3yblivion 9 months ago
I watched because i thought it said Shadow Of Israphel.....
cadetmaster6 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you called that number... XD
Phaze789 9 months ago
thumbs up if you saw the description and liked it before the vid played.
RavenCroft16 9 months ago
EA: Swinging the bar lower and lower each time.
ShiningAquila 9 months ago
1-8000-GET-A-BONER
aaroncassidy7 9 months ago
i wonder if this game would look better if it wasnt 1 big penis joke :P
SergeantPineapple 9 months ago
just .... ea come on!
TheTwistertjuh 9 months ago
wait cave johnsons voice is here. HE'S FROM PORTAL 2
stevierable 9 months ago
Cave Johnson here...
CyanideXCloud 9 months ago 218
@CyanideXCloud i can never take that name serious again ಠ_ಠ
ChickenPludder 9 months ago
the video doesnt end until simon says something funny.
DrPeabrain 9 months ago
This game looks shit
gamerguy1555 9 months ago
simon want to grap his johnson and swing it
Gonzalodark2 9 months ago
I liked the part with the Johnson.
YellowCucumberify 9 months ago 4
Guess no one in the comment section has played a Suda51 game before then.
TimeForHeroesUK 9 months ago
LOL @ 1:27
iMclover13 9 months ago
Welcome to Suda51 yogcast.
SeedofCreed 9 months ago 2
That was a terrible trailer
Brentcfunstuff 9 months ago
Some1 should fire the EA marketing department....
Out of a cannon...
Into the sun
Roywocket 9 months ago 3
@Roywocket *Out of a johnson
SmokeePorker 9 months ago
That was a big "WTF?!" for me. Then it was... "A skull-gun-penis? I want one!" :P
Bidmartinlo 9 months ago
You're all bashing the trailer now. But...
"Vegeta what does the scouter say about the quotable sentences?"
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!"
katt157 9 months ago
...
lolletje24a 9 months ago
"well I won't be buying that"
- everyone ever
steampunkerella 9 months ago 6
i liked it...
MrZeps 9 months ago
Awesome trailer, so it was a bit silly ... kinda like the yogscast themselves?
Hedgehoglok 9 months ago
"Credit Cards": Uncover Boner, Verga, MasturBate, American Sexpress.
Did they get 13 year olds to say naughty things and go "That's it!!" Shame EA. Shame.
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hoody1skull 9 months ago
bloody hell EA are going downhill very fast.
shadowhaddock222 9 months ago
thats the weirdest trailer i've ever seen......
I'M BUYING THIS GAME! :D
Themisterniceguy20 9 months ago 4
0:55 Ok....Pelvic
randomness26778 9 months ago
When games are finally considered an art-form at least we have EA to fuck everything up again.
BrodieLewin16 9 months ago
That's EA for you.
Xaladinify 9 months ago
I wanna enlarge my johnson!!!
sonnytenedo 9 months ago
Win! Im buying it! ( Need a bigger Johnson :P lol)
speedhacked 9 months ago
@1:26 MasterBate! :D
TheAintaineElliott 9 months ago
This game doesn't seem to take itself seriously :D
Blackreaper777 9 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Your commentary sucks ass fools
myastra2002 9 months ago
@myastra2002 your life sucks ass fool
DrFlumpy 9 months ago
@myastra2002 30,000 views and 1400 likes would say differently.
NekkaLucifer 9 months ago
@myastra2002 Until you get 100,000 subs for commentary the majority of the sane population refuses to believe you.
Munno22 9 months ago
Enlarge your johnson, muy bueno
TheSumo390 9 months ago
I really want to swing my peni...I mean my Johnson at enemy's
silorakops 9 months ago
Well...lol
merlak123 9 months ago
"What is that gun?"
That sir, is his Johnson
tomthewierdodunno 9 months ago
I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t and i have the balls!
WoWAlferow 9 months ago
Lewis and Simon are such cockblocks! lol
FallenPears 9 months ago
Um... My mum was cooking dinner the whole time! So she thought it was... Well you know!!!
harrysurf001 9 months ago
lol, I think I like the way they're taking modern trailers...possibly.
aaron9099 9 months ago
1:02 "1 minute long penis gag" XD
itsadam95 9 months ago
I wish you guys knew more about console games, because a game like this, developed by Shinji mikami(creator resident evil, devil may cry, bayonetta) and Suda51(no more heroes, insane games,lol) will be awesome no matter what anyone says, their the best at those games like this so it's bound to be awesome!
Kuze12 9 months ago
Who, in God's name, came up with the script for this trailer!
nick10815 9 months ago