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  • What the hell just happened...?

  • 0:42 that is ridiculous

  • the weapons ame is JOHNSON

  • wat

    

  • Whut.

  • ....WAHT!

  • It looks ridiculous, and it IS ridiculous.

    But in the end, this is actually a really good, funny and enjoyable game.

    It's made by Suda51 (the creator of No More Heroes) and Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil 1, 2, 4, and the Phoenix Wright series).

    It's an underrated game, but it's pretty good. Try it if you can.

  • @Zeghart im sure its a great game... just not what i expected when it said

    "Shadows of the Damned" i was expecting a medevil sorta thing, with undead and stuff...

  • Who else noticed the MasterCard was replaced with MasterBate?

  • Oh, this game, with the hot boner that shoots a sticky payload.

  • i'm going o buy that now...  >.<

  • This trailer reminds me of the sr3 pre order trailer

  • i want to enlarge my johnson.....

  • this is actually a good game.

  • if you stop at 1:23,look closley at the credit card things on top of the website.

  • @jestcrazy32 lol nice

  • I'm 50% sure the skull is called Johnson, but I've never played the game, I just the Two Best Friends Play of it.

  • Shadows of the Damned: packing more dick jokes than Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem Forever combined! Ironically, Steven Blum voiced Garcia Hotspur in this game as well as Grayson Hunt in Bulletstorm.

  • I can imagine having alot of fun "swinging" my "johnson" if they made this for kinect...or if i owned one...

  • Anyone notice it says pegi 18 at the beginning and one of the best audiences is age 13-17?

    I'm 14 by the way :P

  • Its actualy a decent game

  • I have no problem masturebating to this!

  • @Leon5k freak

  • Lmfao hahahahahahhahhahahhhahahahaha­ha

  • :babytroll:

  • and boom goes the dynamite

  • Just you and your friend and your Johnson!

  • Best. Trailer. Evar.

  • The game itself is actually not too bad, if a tad on the easy side. Trailer is typical EA now, because EA are just trolling people with their adds.

  • GET YOUR BONER NOW!!!

    sorry I already have one

  • MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO!!!!!!

  • one minute long penis gag... LOL!

  • Was it just me or did the narrator sound like Jesse Coc, i mean Cox?

  • 25 people have a tiny Johnson

  • I got the pre-order early, woo, I'm loving the humor in the game, and I really enjoyed the last couple of Resident Evil games. Shame Lewis is underrating it. Hope Simon does some Simon Plays

  • Obviously this is the first time they've come across a Suda 51 game

  • EA what the hell have you done and whats with the credit cards

  • Operators are kneeling by?...

  • 1-8000-GET-A-BONER xDDDDD

  • No amount of penis jokes can stop me from buying the shit out of this game.

  • I just watched the same preview twice... although the second time was better

  • im rofling. tear are falling. i was NOT expecting this!!! XD

  • Do the "Gas running everything" ad freeze up on anyone else?

  • theres a weapon called the boner XD

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha. I get the joke.

  • BEST TRAILER EVER!

  • "Operators are kneeling by..."

  • @c0d3w0rd LOL. I litterally LOL'd. Wow. Rare for me, especially me.

  • did they not notice the "number" at the end!?

  • MUY MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO!

  • 0:42 is just.... WoW... how do they get away with that?

  • LOL

  • Description sais 3 minute long penis joke but its not 3 minutes :(

  • thumbs up if you called the number XD

  • This is like the one with the stupid news report. It makes me not want to find out what the game is all about.

  • "Lets take this pole for a stroll." lets not and say we did

  • This was made for the yogscast to review.

  • Oh my wtf is this O__O

  • haha operators are kneeling by.

  • Lol grab and your johnson and shoot out the good stuff ;'-)

  • This didn't need commentary, it just needed to be left alone. THAT's how good the marketing guys are for this trailer.

  • @ydnab They made a game that was absolutely rediculous and realized that it was too easy to make fun of- then, they went and did so so that it was already done :P

  • Simon/Lewis, please, PLEASE play Amnesia!! I know alot of people want to see you guys do it, so if you guys want it too, spread the word so they can actually see our request!

  • ...Actually that's one of the best trailers I've seen for a game. I would totally buy that if I owned a console it'd work on... :D

  • Not surprising from the Suda51 (Maker of NoMoreHeroes)

  • Sheesh! When I saw the title "Shadow of the Damned" I did NOT expect... this...

  • @heehaw316

    agreed - now brainless reporters can say this kind of game is going to make children murderers.

  • Everyone who plays MW2 is a l33t troll gay boy meme who liks blik paple. Yeah?

  • This kind of shit makes it harder for us to argue that games don't breed violence and that they aren't petty play things but valuable assets of information and venues of entertainment.

  • @heehaw316 Not every game has to be art. I personally thought it was pretty clever, not sticking to the norm for trailers whilst parodying late night infomercials.

  • Your face when you realize that this has more views than the actual trailer.

  • 1-8000-GET-A-BONER

  • Dick jokes FTW!!!

  • That Was the funnest trailer ever !

  • I guess you could call this trailer...'riDICKulous'

  • I'm going to buy this game because of penis jokes

  • That looks like a horrible game from this

  • My Johnson got smaller from watching this. :(

  • buying it!!!!!!!!!!

  • wtf not for pc the better gaming system

  • was I the only one to grab my groin when it said to?! XD i didnt even really realize that I did

  • 1-8000-GET-A-BONER

  • It was such a bad trailer, that I love the trailer.

  • I think the trailer was meant to be bad and cheesy.

    But a lot of people don't get that.

  • I think this Johnson left a bad taste in Simon and Lewis' mouths. The concept must be hard for them to swallow.

  • 1-800-GET-A-BONER LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i am gonna go enlarge mah johnson

  • OMFG, is this what the world coming to!

  • I don't get it...

  • lol "operators are kneeling by"

  • 1:23 it says masturbate instead of mastercard

  • I dropped my Johnson when i saw this trailer.

  • *Long winded penis joke*

    Well, this looks like another generic not-scary horror game...

    *Includes original music from Akira Yamaoka*

    OMG I MUST GET

  • @Lizzzeg It's more B movie horror so of course it isn't scary

  • my 2 year old brother made that trailer it is better then some other trailers i have seen anyway i have a Johnson and well he tried to modify it but i exploded key: the sunami that hit china yea my brother did that he is a really bad gunsmith

  • Full of sexual innuendo,

    Innuendo Tower in London is one of the biggest and most impressive erections in the entire city, and is the central hub for exploring the mysterious, gaping orifice of sexual innuendo.

    Florida, commonly known as "The Penis State" has a capital to match its nickname. FLORDIA FAIL!

    Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, man

  • EA gave us enough penis jokes with bulletstorm..

  • muy muy muy muy BUENO!

  • i love the names of the credit cards:

    Undercover boner

    Verga

    Master bate

    American Sexspress

  • @not1goodname its actually uncover boner

  • @not1goodname ITS MASTUR BATE

  • @not1goodname *Masturbate

  • @not1goodname *Uncover

    *Masturbate

  • @not1goodname Obviously this game was created by men who masturbate as their sex because they can't get a girl...

  • anyone realise that mastercard is masturbate at 1:23?

  • . . . You don't wanna see my face now...

  • really shows you how dumb-ed down everything needs to be for americans. its all one big spectacle, no substance all gimmick.

  • 9  repeatedly for lewis's out of breath laugh

  • Anyone get the joke at 0:44

  • A 3 minute long penis joke :\..... Please insert a comma in that info ... i was scared at the beginning

  • Operators are kneeling by.

  • Why does everyone not find this funny?

  • @ScrumpyJack1234 Cos it isn't

  • Music by Akira Yamaoka? Sounds good to me.

  • This trailer is just awesome!

  • But yeah guys, I hope this dumb trailer didn't sour your opinion on the game. It's being made by Shinji Mikami (Devil May Cry) and Suda51 (Killer 7, No More Heroes), both are well renowned game directors. It won't be a bad game. A bit weird and offbeat, maybe. But not bad.

  • just you your kids and your johnsson!

  • person that bought the game: this is gonna be great

    real gamer: thatssss a very nic... wait WTF why even buy that

  • @craftible You're a "real gamer", yet you don't know this game is fairly highly anticipated. Odd.

  • I'm sad you don't know who Grasshopper Studios are. This game will probably be pretty good. Why did they make such a lame, unfunny trailer? :S

  • Way to alienate what few female gamers you had in your audience, EA. Well done.

  • I love the names of the credit cards

  • muy muy muy muy muy bueno

  • I watched because i thought it said Shadow Of Israphel.....

  • Thumbs up if you called that number... XD

  • thumbs up if you saw the description and liked it before the vid played.

  • EA: Swinging the bar lower and lower each time.

  • 1-8000-GET-A-BONER

  • i wonder if this game would look better if it wasnt 1 big penis joke :P

  • just .... ea come on!

  • wait cave johnsons voice is here. HE'S FROM PORTAL 2

  • Cave Johnson here...

  • @CyanideXCloud i can never take that name serious again ಠ_ಠ

  • the video doesnt end until simon says something funny.

  • This game looks shit

  • simon want to grap his johnson and swing it

  • I liked the part with the Johnson.

  • Guess no one in the comment section has played a Suda51 game before then.

  • LOL @ 1:27

  • Welcome to Suda51 yogcast.

  • That was a terrible trailer

  • Some1 should fire the EA marketing department....

    Out of a cannon...

    Into the sun

  • @Roywocket *Out of a johnson

  • That was a big "WTF?!" for me. Then it was... "A skull-gun-penis? I want one!" :P

  • You're all bashing the trailer now. But...

    "Vegeta what does the scouter say about the quotable sentences?"

    "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!"

  • ...

  • "well I won't be buying that"

    - everyone ever

  • i liked it...

  • Awesome trailer, so it was a bit silly ... kinda like the yogscast themselves?

  • "Credit Cards": Uncover Boner, Verga, MasturBate, American Sexpress.

    Did they get 13 year olds to say naughty things and go "That's it!!" Shame EA. Shame.

  • bloody hell EA are going downhill very fast.

  • thats the weirdest trailer i've ever seen......

    I'M BUYING THIS GAME! :D

  • 0:55 Ok....Pelvic

  • When games are finally considered an art-form at least we have EA to fuck everything up again.

  • That's EA for you.

  • I wanna enlarge my johnson!!!

  • Win! Im buying it! ( Need a bigger Johnson :P lol)

  • @1:26 MasterBate! :D

  • This game doesn't seem to take itself seriously :D

  • @myastra2002 your life sucks ass fool

  • @myastra2002 30,000 views and 1400 likes would say differently.

  • @myastra2002 Until you get 100,000 subs for commentary the majority of the sane population refuses to believe you.

  • Enlarge your johnson, muy bueno

  • I really want to swing my peni...I mean my Johnson at enemy's 

  • Well...lol

  • "What is that gun?"

    That sir, is his Johnson

  • I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t and i have the balls!

  • Lewis and Simon are such cockblocks! lol

  • Um... My mum was cooking dinner the whole time! So she thought it was... Well you know!!!

  • lol, I think I like the way they're taking modern trailers...possibly.

  • 1:02 "1 minute long penis gag" XD

  • I wish you guys knew more about console games, because a game like this, developed by Shinji mikami(creator resident evil, devil may cry, bayonetta) and Suda51(no more heroes, insane games,lol) will be awesome no matter what anyone says, their the best at those games like this so it's bound to be awesome!

  • Who, in God's name, came up with the script for this trailer!