Russian Army Promo (VDV Paratroopers)

[SGardnerBerry]

I don't know what the commander is rapping but I think he's trying to say you'll be manlier if you join the paratroopers and jump out of airplanes - sounds like FUN!!!

Problem is, it uses the same ego-stroking propaganda the American military uses to hook young men (like myself, 1980-84) into joining: "Maybe, just maybe, YOU can be one of US. The Few. The Proud. The Marines." It plays to a young man's sense of patriotism and desire to prove his manliness.

And the corporate interests smile.

[nesarus1]

POZDRAV BRACI RUSIMA IZ SRBIJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLoltrolled]

Oh, hello bananastate.

[Mr7777777723]

Россия мать, народов ЕВРОПЫ. БЕЗ нас европы не будет.

[HeartoftheSCALAB]

Needs more vodka

[RipYourSpineOut]

What's with all this " The _____ army is stronger" crap? Is it relevant? Leave that shit in the video games. You can hold your head high and boast about your nation's supposed military strength all you want, but people wouldn't ever want to see it in action. Despite what video games and movies might portray, war is a horrible thing. People need to realize that international relations are much more important than the size of your gun.

[XSlovankaX]

SLAVA ROSSII ,SLAVA VDV !

[xXChAmOyXxz]

@Noobyintellect The only thing that makes the U.S Army strong is the alliences and the tech its has ...

[MMoruzov]

@xXChAmOyXxz its true...but they got it. The Russians don`t!

So, 10000 soldiers, well trained vs 100 air strikes? :)

[tyler332425]

his nose looks like an arrow

[iolloi123]

Доллары как козывки из носа... хотите? %)

[xXChAmOyXxz]

The russian army is way stronger than the U.S Army

[NoobyIntellect]

@xXChAmOyXxz I beg to differ....

[2142Unknown]

@xXChAmOyXxz Lol...Troll.

Anyone with a brain would beg to differ.

[Mythification]

Hahaha Russians are so funny :)

[XSlovankaX]

SLAVA VDV

[ultimatebot1603]

Whatever, snip a private,

Whatever, score a pipe-beer.

:D

[Anarki23x]

soviet russia is best russia

[Brandonisbitches]

so gay...



[infinithope]

That's awesome russian military and it sounds good this song !!

[Tonyshat]

НАТО-это наиболее stupidest вещь, которая когда-либо произойдет. Americans Iloveyou (:

[AeroMBA]

Разочерования по жизни.

Сначала узнал что живу не в России.

Потому что в Суворовское уже поздно.

После что государство и закон никак не защищает народ, и служить ему(из-за присяги), не могу(( Вот бля обидно, дать слово нельзя, тут такая вот трагедия, либо защищать государство(что первостепенно, приказ, присяга) либо... а либо хрен его знает, в детсве все хотят быть военными, а не могу слово(присяга) не даст варианта остаться верным себе, а тут либо врать либо себя ... Личная маленька трагедия...

[XrapXx]

This guy make Chuck Norris look like as "Dora The Explorer"!!

[Woodyh13]

This is so fucking funny.

[makrumsa1987]

sussian dick !!!!. greattings from POLAD!!

[MsAramagedon]

ПЕРЕВОД take into account the history пендосы you argue about that what do not know We and наполеона fired Kutuzov Bagration and etc. Our grandparents have torn? Hitler when you were afraid second front to open but afterwards in france with cripple german waged war therefore as all sound german in Russia waged war Russia you not Afghanistan and Iraq CHerchili and Ruzvelid when STALIN entered jumped with place themselves this acknowledged Russia power

[TheHEROESdontRUN]

@MsAramagedon you are an idiot we were killing german's since 1941 from africa sicily italy and after we went to france do not talk crap on someting you don't know about also we were killing japan we took on 2 enemies and you lost to finland lolllll.

[MsAramagedon]

@TheHEROESdontRUN And when you have destroyed the german in Africa Italie and сицилие in what year? The Second front was open 1944 when USSR подошла to border of the Germany directly. At November 1942 union troops disembarked in North Africa within the framework of english-american operation  Torchlight ; her(its) leader was nominated Duayt Eisenhower, and have finished this operation in 1943. You have entered in europe after germany was a weakened troops USSR Account history Loshara

[TheHEROESdontRUN]

@MsAramagedon you speak bad eng. and no union troop's were never in africa only u.s eng. and canadian you are so propaganda mind fucked .

[MsAramagedon]

@TheHEROESdontRUN But you in russian in general do not speak! Union troops imply under itself USA ENGLAND that is to say union for USSR troops I do not вкоем event do not want to reduce role american soldier in war but also do not want чтоб watered dirt USSR and his(its) army and his(its) role in second world war А with you me to divide not what at least once while

[TheHEROESdontRUN]

@MsAramagedon we are called N.A.T.O not union and I can barely tell wat you are saying.

[MsAramagedon]

@TheHEROESdontRUN NATO was created after completion of the second world war 4 AP 1949. We with you miscellaneous people and can not understand each other (language barrier)

[TheHEROESdontRUN]

@MsAramagedon it's possible.

[InfiniteMushroom]

@MsAramagedon I had no trouble understanding your comment. Fortunately, English is understandable, even when poorly done! It takes a highly educated person to use perfect English and deliberately mislead people at the same time.

[MsAramagedon]

учите историю пендосы вы спорите о том чего не знаете Мы и наполеона трахнули Кутузов Багратион и т.д. Наши деды порвали Гитлера когда вы боялись второй фронт открывать а потом во франции с калеками немцами воевали потому как все здоровые немцы в России воевали Россия вам не Афганистан и Ирак Черчиль и Рузвельд когда СТАЛИН входил подпрыгивали с места сами это признавали Россия сила

[rizvi8653]

i like song what are they saiding

[Napoleongrandarmy]

@Isabugas if u had half our money u'd probably blow it on something usless while we use it to aid our troops and other countries (including portugal). the U.S has maintained some what of an alliance with many countries and right now what ur doing is called slander. not only to the U.S but to portugal as well. why don't all of u maintain ur pride and just end this stupid conflict now. both countries have contribed to this planets evolution as well as the evolution of man.

[mavmach3]

The song kinda made the it gay. Wrong song for the Russian miltary.

[MHMonsie]

and this is why America is number one....

[granskare]

I like the sergeant with the blue beret.:)

[atvkajantti60]

MINÄ, Suomen armijan Korprali pidän tästä menosta.

[Darth13ane]

Jesus everybody, the cold war is over. Nobody's going to war with anybody, the russkies are more capitalist than the yanks, and I bet none of you are even in the military. Just enjoy an entertaining video. Semper Fi gents.

[xllxist]

They are much slower compared to Chinese soldiers..

[ibuggerdonkeys]

@xllxist As we all know, god (or the FSM, as I beleive) made heaven and earth, the rest was made in china. Now do you seriously think that the chinese are gonna give that advantage away?

[pqwilrj]

LOL @ the text boxes

[vermaelenfawkes]

Did he say "squeeze mi dicki"

[TheSpectre667]

2:41 eeeee Makarena!

[Thome90]

what...the...fuck....is this all about??? no.....i'm not republican...or a communist...I'm just a german motherfucker.....AND I WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS A REAL AD....RIGHT NOW!!!!

that's so disturbing.....

[jasco86]

DA TOVARISH!

[LINTWWD]

weak shit

[FreshPrincce]

WHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious!! :D

[Atom1kCF]

Интересно что эти обезьяны тут пиздят)))

[russkiiru]

@Atom1kCF Хуйню всякую. Переведи через переводчик гугла.

[KirillTelicyn]

@Atom1kCF Переведи через переводчик узнаешь

[MsAramagedon]

@Atom1kCF установи себе сократ я щас одного пендоса на хуй послал он писал езжайте русские в Сибирь и нос не высовывайте от вас коммунистов смердит Вот так они брат пишут Зря СССР нет они суки портки раз в день меняли обсерались

[KirillTelicyn]

@Atom1kCF Переведи через переводчик.

[Rumarellumarei]

Sexy. <333

I want to join the Russian Paratroopers. :)

[RB215]

America is fu*ked. These guys will invade and take over. OH GOD WHAT WILL WE DO????

[ezekiel207]

@RB215 That won't happen haha.We are allies.

[sido446]

Polish is the best!!!russian morders !!!Katyń 1940 - Smoleńsk 2010 WE REMEMBER AND NEWER FORGET- FUCK RUSSIA

[spongebobsmokes]

@sido446 Shut up faggot and enjoy the internet.

[RockRebel1998]

Its just a promo, chill out.

P.S Fuck off ameripussies.

[OstMann88]

Глупо.

[NervensaegenKiller]

No idea what he's singing, but it sounds gay^^

[7numrat]

Serbia/Russia gays

[destroyerdogRX78]

Where's the part where someones arms get torn off?

[themadhackermatt]

I miss the Soviet Union... You Russians are much more fun to war game against than the Arabs.

[TheFischer95]

Should this be a real ad for the russian army

[Wi1dC4rd721]

The american army aint got s*!% on these guys

[latinluigi]

What The Fuck?

[airobite789]

In soviet Russia Army joins you

[cwood4ever]

in soviet Russia songs play you

[pljevaljcic88]

MY RUSSIAN BROTHERS - POZDRAV IZ SRBIJE (ORTHODOX EMPIRE)

[sajuaneco333]

muy buena

excelente

pero falta la traduccion al espanol

[moartzen]

Plus they can skip waitin lines in a second...

fo real Respect Comrades =)

[olympiakomania]

ORTHODOXY OR DEATH!!!!! RUSSIA OR DEATH!!!!!!

[killerNC17]

да здравствует федерации!

[Shade2531]

Russian Federation is Badass!

[ZvezdaUtdReal2]

Be proud brothers,you are most powerful nation on the world! Поздрав из Србије!

[sergsrt8]

@ZvezdaUtdReal2 WRONG, USA is rated as the #1 most powerful nation, Russia is second...too bad u russians could not trust us after WW2, we could have joined together

[sergeikozin47]

@sergsrt8 yeah, but not anymore!! :D

[sergsrt8]

@sergeikozin47 WRONG AGAIN, i looked up the statistics for THIS YEAR and USA is still #1. I go by the facts and you go by your own opinion 

[sergeikozin47]

@sergsrt8 not my opinion, i saw it... you can say what you wanna say, i don't care about it. russia is the best, even today your government is going crazy because russia is superpower again...

[sergsrt8]

@sergeikozin47 u saw it? where? a video game. the war didnt start yet so where did u see it? Our government is fine, people just say shit about it but its not true

[sergeikozin47]

@sergsrt8 i've been in russia for 2 years, i saw they're parades and conventions. and i can say that they're VERY powerful, and america is just relying on technology. but the soldiers of russia are patriotic, die trying and willing to give their life for their motherland. your government is screwed. your own people want to kick obama, the chinese want to kill you all. so you say your country is fine?? what the hell...........

[sergsrt8]

@sergeikozin47 our men will do the same. And Obama isnt doing shit for us thats why we are kicking him out. This will help us because we will get someone new, that could actually help this country

[sergeikozin47]

@sergsrt8 the reason is, capitalism is nothing. yes some people get the profit but some are getting poor. the solution is, socialism or social-democracy...

[sergsrt8]

@sergeikozin47 This is funny, im having a conversation with my enemy lol

[sergeikozin47]

@sergsrt8 its not funny talk to your enemy...

[sergsrt8]

@sergeikozin47 i meant funny as in ironic, not HAHAHAHA

[ArTofPvT]

@sergeikozin47 You're being retarded. You saw a parade, so they must have a strong military? Actually, technology is #1 right now. Look up Russia's conflict with Georgia, the Georgian air force shit all over the Russian ground forces. Put that same scenario against the USAF? DECIMATION kid. War is not what you play on Call of Duty. And what's this bullshit about the Chinese wanting to kill us? Just stop posting your idiotic comments.

[sergeikozin47]

@ArTofPvT hahaha, but who won in the georgian war?? THE RUSSIANS!! whatever you throw at them they still hit you back!! i didn't play that call of duty game, i'm not a american shitload who eats a lot and play videogames all the time. just accept that your country sucks!!

[ArTofPvT]

@sergeikozin47 No shit they won, you're putting the largest country in the world against little Georgia, they win by default. You're too stupid to get the big picture, LITTLE GEORGIA'S air force did A LOT of damage against the Russians. Expert military analysts said this, I can quote them if you like. No matter what you say, Russia's military is NOTHING compared to the United State's. Keep sitting in your basement praying for a war that will never happen, child.

[sergeikozin47]

@ArTofPvT hell? :D stop eating burger son. xD yes georgia is a small country, but america helped them! but they still loose!! and who are that analysts?? you friends??? what the hell... :D

[Napoleongrandarmy]

@sergeikozin47 why don't u just admit that america is better than u. it's people like u who want to start wars for no apparent reason. if it weren't for foolish people like u russia and the U.S could have a strong alliance. why don't u gather up all of ur facts before posting crap on th internet. until that happens go back to whatever fantasy world u live in.

[sergeikozin47]

@Napoleongrandarmy shut up, you know nothing.. we're totally better than the u.s.

[Napoleongrandarmy]

@sergeikozin47 really that's the best u could come up with. why don't u give america and capitalism a try and then critisize it.

[sergeikozin47]

@Napoleongrandarmy this is a video about the russians, if you hate russia get out of here. we don't need you..

[Napoleongrandarmy]

@sergeikozin47 i don't hate russia. u don't even know me yet ur making accusations. just like u don't know a thing about the U.S.

[sergeikozin47]

@Napoleongrandarmy i don't care about you, just keep your thing on yourself. i don't want to hear it..

[schumachersnipes]

press 2 for orgasm

[SeafoamStymphalian]

Мне нужна России друзей

[RYOSUKE000KAMI]

このプロモ、小６くらいの時からずっと好き！



[JohnOscold]

Какое же дерьмо и показуха !

[Kaiser2700]

I dig this beat.

[R3furbished]

eto herno.

kto eta vytishel ic pezdy?

[fkhan96]

this makes our american recruitment commercials look like pussies

[XxMajorpainxX]

@fkhan96 this dude is singing, i would rethink that comment

[bennyc333]

Do you have to be good at singing dodgy Europop to become a Russian Para ?

[BlockBig1234]

Лучший в России когда-либо страны

[Tockwork]

i remember watching this a long ass time ago...

still fucking bumping

[omnadrener1]

its so funny one of the most brutal treatment to it soldiers and rugged training yet they got like dance going on here lol

[RockRebel1998]

@omnadrener1 I was gonna post a similar comment.

[perhansen0093]

USA is a stronger contry and the army is to strong and powerful

not possible for russia to win a war if us is the enemy .

german ,english ,france ,us army is to strong for russia !

[nfsmohpsp]

@perhansen0093 lol russia has the biggest ICBM arsenal in the world

[LeHappiste]

@nfsmohpsp

And so what?

Even France and UK have enough nuke to annihilate Russia or the United States.

You don't need thousands of nukes to destroy a country, especially when, like in Russia, the most of the population is concentrated in a small area.

[Tockwork]

@perhansen0093

idiots like you just talking about these countries fighting and (they dont stand a chance) just starts problems..

good thing you aint president

[Napoleongrandarmy]

@perhansen0093 ok even if (in ur opinion) the U.S iss stronger, that doesn't mean u have to blurt it out. that's vanity. have some pride and respect this country that so many have formed. u speak of us as if we're barbarians trying to start a war with every country who thinks they're better than us. it's good to be a patriot, but don't be vain

[EvilPoet85]

why the need to make a music video?

I guess its a russian thing

[easterndragon9x]

1:14 : guy holding a gun like a BOSS!

[shibbyobibbyo]

somehow i find it hard to imagine russian military as an effective fighting force.

basically russian boot camp teaches fear and hate, so in effect it creates an angry mob instead of trained professionals.

[markusknylund]

@shibbyobibbyo they won over the nazis so stfu

[shibbyobibbyo]

@markusknylund that was almost 70 years ago, none of those who fought in that war are still in the russian army, so whatever they did, or did not do in 1945 has no relevance today.

[markusknylund]

@shibbyobibbyo det är barn och barn barn till dem som slogs för 70 år sedan, ryssar är tuffa...

[shibbyobibbyo]

@markusknylund by that logic you and i are descendants of the vikings and should be good seafarers, rapists and plunderers.

the russians might be tough individually, but their training along with corruptness among their leaders cripples all branches of the government, including the military.

[PolishCatholic1]

funny commercial but probably the most badass army in the world

[Explorerclass84]

where can i sign up :D

[UDARFC]

Sounds Like Rammstein haha

[zackattack1384]

i thought russians were always tough for some reason, The marines could use recruits to smash them

[TheCrackJack12]

the guy who said fuck russia fuck you

[Backlittt]

I am an Indian, I dont know what this guy is singing but it sounds really good. I watch this video more often these days.

[The5admeets3vil]

in soviet russia... plane jump out of paratrooper

[Juhuu2K]

@Isabugas  Americans are no race :3

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

@XIOUH they are capitalist now he didnt fail.

read some history dude

[XIOUH]

@xXxRedStar2255xXx Ah, sorry I had no idea. I know barely anything about Russia to tell you the truth pal. Well, atleast now I know.

[TerraPrimeFilmCorp]

Fuck Russia

[town1777]

@TerraPrimeFilmCorp noob

[TerraPrimeFilmCorp]

@town1777 Ok im a noob beacuse I dont like Russia? please explain your reasoning. Oh! wait! you dont even know why, so you cant explain.

[JoeFGale]

maybe id join if the russians stopped being greedy crony capitalist pigs and wernt back to leninism

[XIOUH]

@JoeFGale Lol ... Isn't Russia a Communist country? I thought it was us in the west that have the capitalism?

Or did you just fail, my good sir?

[PCNerdforLife]

@XIOUH they haven't been communist since 1991, you sir are a retard

[XIOUH]

@PCNerdforLife LMAO. I have no idea about these things, considering I was born in 1991. Call me what you will, I sir... do not care :) I'm afraid your right, I don't know these things. Shoot me.

[3yron]

@XIOUH You sir are not sir sounding as intelligent as you'd like to, sir.

[PCNerdforLife]

@XIOUH Dude i was born in 1996, no excuses for ignorance

[JoeFGale]

@XIOUH

Russias been a greedy corrupt capitalist nation since december 1991

[TehSpycrabz]

@XIOUH Actually, modern day Russia is Socialist.

[bobb22ful]

ALL DRUNKEN PIG FUCKING RUSSIAN IDIOTS THAT WILL SOON BE SUCKING CHINESE DICKS ON THE BATTLE FIELDS OF SIBERIA!

[5041242]

@bobb22ful Мечтай дальше, РФ и КНР стратегические союзники, может друг за друга воевать не будут, но между ними войны точно не будет, как нет территориальных претензий.

[chibetorr]

what a gay singer, but the russian army is the total opposite to that

[ToMeKs1234567]

remember their faces. soon we will se them again... in our ironsights oorah !

[easterndragon9x]

yeah boy, you don't fuck with Russian paratroopers :D

[rambomj1]

my grandma told me that russian soldiers in II world war whose raped everything what whose move even horses,cows and german woman

[TonyFirelli]

@rambomj1 He must be going crazy from oldness, time to put him in the house

[gangrel247]

@rambomj1 German Women listed after the animals? LOL

[easterndragon9x]

lyrics, please :(

[nihumgachan]

It is Chuck Norriski.

[CosmicSPC]

gay party !

[TheHalmkopf]

@CosmicSPC

tscheschnia ... i hate people like not your culture but you're kind how you can say that? have you a good reason?

[TheKingdomeOfOldKing]

@CosmicSPC Fuck u. Probably american are u 2.

[Lucassandro25]

1:13 is that the PKM?

[TheHalmkopf]

@Lucassandro25

i think a RPD but maybe PKM

[bloodraven2471]

FUCK THE USA JOIN THE CCCP!

[FrostySharkSpain]

@bloodraven2471 I think you came a little late for that xD

[bloodraven2471]

CCCP!

[MRpAsqiL]

can anyone write to me Lyric in english plz?

[RussWithLove]

@MRpAsqiL /watch?v=OlQ6KqTlyfk

[MRpAsqiL]

@RussWithLove thx :)

[ushockey08]

Anyone watch that show Deadliest Warrior? I think a great comparison would be Russian VDV vs. US Marine Corps Infantry. Who agrees? Wouldn't you watch that?

[blargation]

Doesn't that Drill Instructor look like Sergeant Zim from Starship Troopers?

[bogdanor]

Its big and great, i wspaniałe.

[LordOfHamburger]

weiß einer um was es genau geht oder wo ich den text herbekomm?

[88CARUGA]

Браћо Руси, поздрав из Србије!

@88CARUGA Я люблю сделать друзей из России и здесь с нами