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  • 1:02 that guy is an onion writer.

  • PEDO BEAR

  • SO reminiscent of "Kentucky Fried Movie!"

  • This is not right at all... Folks this is serious stuff.

  • "My music isn't about sex."

    THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

  • So why isn't this shown on the cinema?

  • The Name of Melissa Cherry?

  • so crazy movie :D

  • Thanks Onion----in these rough times I needed this laugh.

  • Is this movie any good? It looks....iffy..

  • @zzyzx0788 it is AWESOME! I laughed my ass off while watching it on TV few mins ago xD

  • No top Comment? Heres my chance...Tacos

  • so wtf is this movie about? lmao

  • @RekzaFS onions ma boi

  • any movie trailer comments are 99% spammers

  • I do not know about being a cock puncher but would rather study the art of beaver banger. It is kind of like the Thunder Dome. Two men enter one man leaves. If she is good, no one leaves.

  • DadDys Home :D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D LMFAOOOOOO

  • The Onion Movie - pedobear approved!

  • Look at the construction sign in the beginning of the trailer. The bridge is broken. This movie is gonna have a lot of clues pointing to the scenes, it's so cool. I am seeing it at fillmsi.co.cc tonight :D

  • I'm exctied to watch it on fillmsi.co.cc! Not that I'm a fan of death but there's something bout horror flicks that interest me! Among all episode, this will be the best, thumbs up if you agree.

  • Thos movie has been a part of my life for most of it. Now, it finally concludes. The time has finally come.. I will miss it, of course. But, atleast I'll be having all the movies on fillmsi.co.cc. And I'll be able to watch 'em all! :) What a great decade it has been.

  • i guaranteed u this is WAY funnier than all 4 scary movies.we need onion 2!!

  • l love this movie 4 real ! I always examine him how I am high

  • -cockpuncher-

  • @dcntboy420 dudeu mean 0:28

  • Can anyone tell me where I can find the smoker lounge in Iowa?

  • the trailer is better than the movie

  • "Daddy's home! Hi dad." (head smashes through window) XD haha 0:28-0:30

  • I DONT THINK YOU HAVE THE BALLS

  • fuck spammers dam

  • where i can download the soundtracks of this movie? for example " take me from behind " D:

  • I was in this movie...very funni

  • I dont care about movie link dot crud!!! Shut up!!!

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  • cockpuncher haha!!

  • These films are so good!! But these films even still hit a sore spot and make my eyes water sometimes... Come to moovi.co.cc and try to view it!

  • This is really cool...!! i have watched lots of films on moovi.co.cc... no other place you can watch films with such good clarity online!!

  • Nice! Great graphics!! Sound and image quality has done it all! This is what I needed and was looking for!!! See you on moovi.co.cc if you think you like this movie...

  • LOL

    me trying to click on his nuts.. :P

    next time make a sort of link in it :D

  • ROTFLMFAO!!

  • munjeno -.-"

  • LOL

    

  • this movie is so stupid. its like argentinian movies from the 50´s to the 80´s

  • @Ahsankts313 no one is gonna listen to you and your other 100 accounts yu've created to advertise your shitty little site. please stop spamming from various accounts. do you really think that people are that stupid to believe that so many users are thilled by your stupid site and post it evrywhere on youtube.

  • All in all, these movie appeal to anyone and please everyone. A must own movie... For all the audience, for all ages... I'm sure you've all heard of this movie and believe me, it's well worth watching it not just ones.... kookíca has it for free! Go for it.

  • "i don't think you have the balls" i can actually picture Steven Seagal doing a real Cock Puncher movie

  • I must say this is one of the films that everyone should see and be happy to see. For me it is totaly blockbuster for my eyes..everything was great detailed and well expressed. I could watch this over and over again. There is nothing more lovable to see as this movie is. I founded it on kookíca. See you, too.!!

  • This is parody of the retard americans lol.

  • @treydaimon no, it's a parody of retards like you, HAHA, fucking queer

  • @ladychamberlainisit You fucking idiot americunts are known for stupidity...Look at this retard idiot : kciuk.pl/To-gdzie-jest-ten-Egi­pt-a40344

  • @treydaimon Well, right now, you're known for being a fucking retard. Go cry in your corner faggot, wait, my bad, I shouldn't say faggot, because assuming that your a retard foreigner, I don't want to get into the whole debate of how I called you a "cigarette". Just go lick your dada's bum, or arse, or ass, however you fucking retards say it. Peace out bitch

  • @ladychamberlainisit I see that you didnt click the link you fucking retarded ameriCUNT. Typical fat fucking idiot. Staffed your filthy gay ameriCUNT ass with more hamburgers, so the remains of your brain will be able to turn into fat. Pathetic fat ass bitch.

  • @treydaimon Typical stupid engshits, don't know how to spell worth a fuck. Go fuck "ye mum in her bum, and suck your da's little pecker" you truly are a fucking retard. Wait, should I call you a stupid retarded fucking ENGCUNT instead, your fucking pathetic. Stay the fuck off american sites you worthless peice of foreign shit. Hell, Texas is big enough to wipe out your fucking gay ass cuntry. Fuckin loser ass keyboard warrior. I bet you use nothing american right? Sure, fuckin waste

  • @treydaimon What are ya, 7 fucking years old? You don't spell worth a fuck, oh, wait, that's because you are a fucking moron retard. Your probably inbred like all the gay ass foreigners, and don't forget about the niggers too, they are fucking retards like you as well.

  • @ladychamberlainisit Hehehe your funny rage really makes me laugh. Some kind of a nerd rage. And, fucking fat fuck, technically, all ameriCUNTS are foreigners, if Christopher Columbus didn't discover the continent of fat retards, the bisons would still take a shit on the prairies.Weak.

  • @treydaimon Discovered a continent of fat retards? You need to learn your fuckin history dumbass. We came from other countries, except the native americans (indians), so therefore, we were fat fucking retarded engcunts before we even came here. So go cry your little "amercunts suck" somewhere else, cause in truth, our poorest and weakest communities would wipe out your fucking inbred cuntry. What does engshit have? The royal retards, woooooo, that's something to be fuckin proud of.

  • @ladychamberlainisit Cry me a river retard yank. I'm not an anglo-saxon. Someone would wipe out my fcking country? Your asses are kicked right now all the time, especially in Afghanistan. Wooo you don't like the UK? But you use english language. You don't even have your own language lol. Fake country, fake "nation".

  • @treydaimon Holy shit, you are truly fucking retarded. If your cuntry didn't suck ass to begin with, half of this continent wouldn't have moved here the past 300 yrs frum engshit. And I never said you were anglo-saxon, I stated the obvious, you're "ANAL-FAGSON" HAHAHAHA, fkn epic

  • @ladychamberlainisit You retard yank, that's obvious that someone had to settle a new land. You exists only thanks to Europe fucking faggit. You should kiss our feet. That's epic.

  • @treydaimon Why do you insist on calling me a cigarette, are you retarded? Do you want to smoke some yankee cock? Sounds like it to me, since you flagged your dads balls for being too salty tasting. Retarded engshit anal-fagson, NOW THAT'S EPIC, bitchboy. Your cuntry sux arse so bad that, well, let's face it, without france, germany, spain, ireland, scotland etc. You're just another giant outhouse for the world to shit in, and we are in the war cuz we's can, you guys are scared bitches

  • @ladychamberlainisit Cry more, your funny scribble don't impress me. "We are in the war cuz we's can" hahaha, you always attack only third world countries which you can't handle later. Since when americunts are in the Afghanistan? Oh, already 10 years, and you bitches can't handle with tribsemen armed with only small arms. Haha pathetic idiots. IQ of the average americunt bitch is equal to IQ of average chimpanzee, and you are the best example of that LOL.

  • @treydaimon You have the IQ of a horses' ass. We go where we want bitch, engcunts don't want to help 3rd world countries because they are all pussies, come to america and talk your shit, you would catch a beat down in less than a minute, go to engshit and talk shit, and you wouldn't do shit because your to busy gettin bum raped by your da and yer mum, hyuck hyuck. And if it wasn't for America, your bitch ass would be germany right now. 

  • @treydaimon My funny scribbles obviously impress you, otherwise your loser ass wouldn't be responding, what's the matter anal fagson, you getting a wee littel mad are ye? Go cry and suck yer da's little pecker

  • @ladychamberlainisit Cry me a river little deepshit. Cry me more. The fact is, that americunts are most stupid "nation" (there is no such thing as "american nation") in the whole world. I dont want to come to fucking america, i'm disgusted of these fatty fucks. Engshit? Thanks to Brits you can talk you fucking idiot. Your fake country haven't even their own language.

  • @treydaimon OK, let me try to make this clear for you fucking retard, your language, isn't even your language assfuck, it was derived and changed from other languages over the past 2 thousand years, you should try to research things before you pop off and make yourself look like an anus licker that sucks his dada's wee li'el dicky and licks his moms bum. Now go cry your fuckin river and drown in it retard. DER DER DER, uhh duys tan't even det yer own wanguage, der der der, that's you, ROFLMAO

  • @ladychamberlainisit My native language is in use at least since the 9th century, fucking idiot. Yes, i research a lot, thats why i know that Europe rules and fucking faggits like you are typical retard ameriCUNTS. You can't write anything other than things about likcking an ass and a dick. Fucking idiot it shows your hidden desires or experiences. I showed your dumb scribble to my friends. They couldn't believe that someone can be so retard, thwre was plenty of laughter.

  • @treydaimon WOW, since 9th century? Are you sure retard? Then I guess it's not your language then is it retard? You have friends retard? I only write about you licking your da's asshole and yer mum's dick cuz I know that's what engcunts do all the time. You also need to learn how to spell you fucking retard, or is it "retart" der der der, Im a stupid bloody retart frum engshit, I fook me mum in thee arse, lol, go cry your river retard. Show this to your imaginary friends too, roflmfao

  • @treydaimon Man, or I should say, Boy, you use the word faggit-faggot alot, do you wanna smoke some american dick? Yep, that's what I thought, you're a fucking homosexual. Your friends are probably reading these while you're sucking their dicks right now. LOFL, HOMO

  • @ladychamberlainisit lol because "homos" are so not offended at that word :/ smh

  • @ladychamberlainisit Your nick has a word "lady" you fucking gay. "Wow, since 9th century? Are you sure retard?", said idiot who country's history begins in 18th century hahaha. "You're a fucking homosexual", haha, you are the one who writes all the time about licking an ass and doing a blowjob, little dumbshit boy. Incestuous cunt. Worm.

  • @treydaimon Roflmao, you are too funny (and retarded) Let's see, we were once part of the British empire, then we decided. . . we are not homosexual like everyone in native engshit, so we waged a war, kicked your gay asses, and became our own country, the most powerful country in the world, that's why everyone wants to be here. HAHA, so go fuck your dad's asshole, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. HAHA, FUCKIN EPIC.

  • @ladychamberlainisit *cough* homo means man, if you had any form of education you would know this *cough*

  • @MegaSlayr Holy shit, really? Homo means man? Do you think thats why I was calling "HIM" a "HOMO-SEXUAL"? meaning= A man who has sex with other men. I think you should get some form of "edumuhcation" before becoming a keyboard warrior. And if your little *cough* rant was a stab at my comment saying "everyone" in engshit is homosexual, given the situation between me and assman below, I would've expected a little common sense from someone reading the comments. Again. . . EPIC

  • @treydaimon Once you've reached the age of 15 , pick up a book, hopefully, learn how to read, spell, use proper English, grammar, etc.

    After that actually occurs, look up Native American Languages, and see just how many actually do exist, you little, shyte stabbing, clot.

  • @Rampant7990 First of all, what any other language do you know except english? None? So your rage is hilarious (for example, try to read "rozrewolweryzowany rewolwer", or "no coż że ze Szwecji" home boy). Second i don't care.

  • This film is absolutely brilliant, especially the three main performances. I thought the film was very good and interesting. Find it now on kòòkica. All the atctor's were well suited for the part.

  • It's highly amusing that so many people who see a movie decide that they are a movie critic. The worst movie you've ever seen? Really?!? Perhaps you have been spared from most of the movies that have come out in the last year. But this one is great to see at kòòkica... The only words I can say for it...

  • I really liked the movie. Very intricate and clever plot. Just see it at kòòkica and enjoy. For sure you better pay attention or you will quickly get lost. They tied all the loose ends together.

  • if you pause the movie in the first second, there is a lady taking a facial cumshot. just pointing that out.

  • Daddy's Home Hahaha

  • Steven Seagal  hahaha

  • Cockpuncher the best!

  • I watched this movie and it was HELLA funny! xD

  • stupid movie

  • pedobear isn't blue...XD

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  • i saw this! it was great.

  • i got b

  • lol nice movie

  • Looked like a fucking stupid movie. Kind of like a bad Epic, Disaster, or Date movie (all kinda sucked except Scary Movie). I thought that all the funniest scenes were in the commercial. Then I watched it. Turned out to be fucking awesome!

  • This morning I had one of those dreams...I was dreaming about something, then I thought I woke up but I was actually still dreaming. After that I saw this movie... It is so great!!!

  • Let me tell you something abot this movie: It is the most spectacular, the most original, the most fantastic movie you will ever see. Great scenario, great director, amazing acters and more better acting...everything is just perfect.. See it on kookíca!

  • i don't think you have the baalls

  • funnyy general tsos chicken theme song check it out

  • Fuckin awesome movie. Such hilarious and profound movie at the same time ;)

    Great work

  • 0:30 *insert sexist comment here*

  • OMG The köökica SPAMMERS are here too.Fuck off !

  • wait wat did mellissa say?

    

  • i love that!

    thats an awesome video about mellisa cherry

  • hahha I love this!

  • I DONT THINK YOU HAVE THE BALLS

  • Awesome film.

  • i bet this is rated R

  • @BoogsterSU2 It would have been had it gotten a theatrical release. The fact it was released straight to video meant there was almost no reason to involve the MPAA.

  • my music isn't about sex... loljk.

  • ajaajja cockpuncher

  • cock puncher!

  • hahahaha steven Segal ftw

  • i dont think you have the balls... such agood movie xD

  • COCKPUNCHER!!!! LMFAO

  • ha looks awesome

  • this is by far the funniest movie i have ever seen

    you wont regret buying it or downloading it i!!!!!!!!!!!

  • daddy's home!

    ROFL

  • i just watched this in a channel called Citymix , and it was very funny.!!!

  • The best part is the smoker ban, i think and i love the movie!

  • "My music isn't about sex" lol

  • omfg you gotta be kidding lmfao

  • was this based of the hilarious news paper

  • what is this movie about? is it like a whole bunch of skits put together?

  • Yes, but there's a sub-plot of the Onion being taken over by a huge Corporation and Norm takes a stand on air, which itself is a parody of 'Network'

  • what a VERY lucky bear

  • belea de film:d

  • omg the cockpuncher XDD

  • cock puncher hahahah nice!

  • this is the best movie in the world :D

  • It looks awsome! Just like what the kids said in the end!

  • best movie comic

  • it's funny how the smartest "dumbest" people run this country. n the views of most of us dont count.

  • This movie is awesome! Why?

    Because it's all TRUE!!! Truth of USA!

    Boy, I'm really glad I dont live there. :D

    In other news: Black American president Barack Obama receives a PEACE award for sending 30.000 US soldiers to die in Iraq and for waging two wars at once. The man did quite alot in just 9 months he's been in a chair.

    COCKPUNCHER, FUCK YEAH!!!

  • He sent 30k more to afghaniland, cuntpuncher. Reports have shown us that he actually received twice as many campaign contributions from military companies than McCain did. My only hope is that, when we go down in a fireball, the truth is exposed. The I-told-you-so's will never stop.

  • most semi-intelligent Americans don't think Obama deserved the Nobel Peace Prize, and I don't doubt that most of the facts in this video are true. Just know not all Americans are fat unintelligent fucks. Glad I don't live in your country :D dick.

  • "Just know not all Americans are fat unintelligent fucks"

    Heh, YOU said that, not me, I never questioned their "intelligence". :)

    Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, pederu.

  • Pederu to you too. fucker :)

  • retard

  • LOL... The COCK puncher :P

  • Lol they had me with that disney genetics video lol funny shit

  • 0:29 DADDY'S HOME!

    LMFAO that's the funniest shit ive ever seen! i need to watch this movie

  • i saw it and i was crying laughing at every scene its way too funny

  • this is actually one of the most funny movies I've ever seen

  • ''DADDY'S HOME!!''

    ''Hi dad.''

    BANG!!!!!

    XDD

  • ROFLCOPTER NECK BELT!!!

  • looks howls

  • COCKPUNCHER FTW

  • no this did not suck, it was witty. If you like Airplane or Amazon Women on the Moon, get this.

  • i wouldnt mind taking her from behinde

  • i dont think you have the balls

  • @stuntmidget120 Hell yeah.

  • @stuntmidget120 "i dont think you have the balls". lolz

  • mellisa cherry is like miley cyrus..

  • @HabboPlayer077 id say shes more like a pre-drugged britney

  • @HabboPlayer077 she is most likely inspired by britney spears

  • @HabboPlayer077 Also, Blue Pedobear is humping her.

  • @HabboPlayer077 She's a parody of Britney Spears

  • oh.

    my.

    god.

  • i showed this at school and got introble and my princable had to look at it and when they showed the bear humping the chick he said "she realy likes bears dosent she" and we both laughing for so longgggg

    hahaha

  • This flick was utterly horrible. It hardly resembled the witty Onion you and I know. Save your money and rent the Big Lebowski or Spinal Tap instead.

  • sybo, why did it suck? What was it all about? I dont get it, nor have I even heard of the onion making a movie?

  • matt, Let me start by saying that I love both the onion's publication and their faux-news vids. I saw this over a year ago, so I don't remember all of the specifics, however, I remember it having a couple of legitimately funny moments but with the bulk of the film being dumbed-down to a horrific extent to appeal to a larger audience I suppose. They even poke fun at themselves for doing this at one point in the movie. Huge disappointment for me, stick to their other stuff.

  • agreed i was so disappointed...the stevan segal parts were funny though

  • this movie was old, but i keep watching the armed gunman part and the deaf runner. how rude but in a funny way. ROFL