MST3K The Touch of Satan 2/10

[snarkus63]

The early 70's---when supernatural horror movies had disturbingly cheerful music.

[turnertalking]

I sure hope he said "Peanuts"

[FunkDashi]

What was that "I'm not going back Jim" line a reference to?

[turnertalking]

@FunkDashi This Side of Paradise episode of Star Trek.

[FunkDashi]

@turnertalking heh thanks, that's driven me nuts for ages

[Yapshire]

"The Touch of Satan." Hey, they made a movie about my last relationship.

[terminalsoup]

"I'm putting you on Clu Gulager alert"

[countchocula981]

"spreading evil and hay fever where ever he goes!!!" lmfao!

[applebonker141]

"Hey, David Spade as Satan. Good casting." LOL

[3shaiamigas]

"We live on a farm."

"We don't raise boyfriends! :-D"

[PsychoticLoner]

The pauses in this movie are so long that while listening to this without watching it, the video ended, and over a minute went by before I noticed.

[RDarkhill]

"I've never been on a walnut ranch." Who wrote this script?! I can't think of any reason for any screenwriter to ever write something so dull!

[GiovanniTheDark]

7 people have been touched by Satan

[fullmetalfacemelt]

Damn this movie is slow, I don't know how anyone can watch this without those 3 cracking jokes all over it.

[budzin303]

get off the road man goat!

[onikagewolf]

Mike singing Rush. What more could I want?

[ChairmanDrekXXA]

This has got to be the worst dialogue I've heard in a movie in a long time.

[dugh011]

the anne heche joke was witty and funny



[applebonker141]

@dugh011 Yeah, its one of those stealth jokes I didn't get the first few times. :P

[mceltix2011]

"...as a kind of hip, crime-solving satan" x-D

[only4nanners]

damn dell ad.

[Assissan1232]

Mano*

[Assissan1232]

Damn credits were like mania the hands of fate all over again (dont watch it worst movie ever)

[HoserSaysWhat]

Finally, we get to see Manos with opening credits

[livinintwilightzone]

I am seriously craving a sandwich now...

[Gigrantula58]

The vineyards of Ernest & Julio Satan.

[takerfan333]

We live on a farm, we don't grow boyfriends there! Omg, i don't even know why but that cracked me up XD

[takerfan333]

Fromacidal means homocidal, or murderous, if u dont know either word lol

[lightitup2924]

When theres just a touch of satan in your heart! :-D I love Servo, he's so funny <3

[AstralPixie]

"What with all these gas crises and Watergate.. I needed a good laugh"

"Mellowing out"

"Just drove through some credits... that was fun"

"Keep on Truckin'. Guess you'll do your thing, I'll do min. Whip Inflation Now"

[SmokingSpoon]

"I'm not going back, Jim." XD

[SDKfilmproduction]

"Sightsee on your own time, Beezlebub!"

"Get off the road, man-goat!"

[MichRockHop81108]

When there's just a touch of Satan in your heart!

Tom Servo should win a Grammy, always loved his arrangements.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

...well...suppose plot's not gonna unfold itself.

[Raithious]

Emby Mellay? That's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand!

[MrCrisis585]

Being Him I should know

[RobotPharmacy]

At 6:45 are they referencing something? IE maybe a Trek through a Star, or am I just completely off.

[uuuultra]

girl's got a nice ass

[xX60DemonDrummer09Xx]

I love the Rush refrence at 5:36

[EponymousKid]

I don't know why Jodie is so enthralled with Melissa when she does nothing but act like a total creep the first time they meet. It's like he's never talked to a girl before or something.

[Feckinpaddy29]

LMFAO "Is that your car....-Servo- You mind if I skip rocks across it?"

[jthreddragon]

"Well you know he's satan. He didn't signal his turn." I piss myself every time. I know its coming and it doesn't matter. I still die laughing.

[EponymousKid]

The David Spade line gets me every goddamn time. Never fails, I swear.

[HollowHeadMask]

Rush reference!

Nice

[lttlvelvetacidwhore]

(insert obscure episode reference here)

[perplacymp]

just ram that mouldy olive-loaf into your loser-face.

[bluecatky]

"We grow walnuts mostly". WTF! Whoever heard of a walnut farm?!

[ElveeKaye]

@bluecatky Well, they have to come from somewhere. Why not a Satanic walnut farm?

[Phelan666]

Is that your car? Mind if I skip rocks across it?

[DAVIDInitiative]

"You know he's Satan, cause he didn't signal his turn!"

"Weren't they concerned about keeping audiences back in the 70s... at all?"

"Dum de dum dum - man, I was just thinking; that Gerald Ford is clumsy."

"What's on the spit, pilgrim...?"

"Well, suppose the plot's not gonna unfold itself."

[ilandelle]

oh lol! sister golden hair, my fav song by America! damn i love MST3k so much! :3

[sweetteeny829]

!_! !-!!~!

[sweetteeny829]

!-!

[charmedcharmedsister]

Is that your car?

Mind if I skip rocks across it?

[ayerjake]

3:17 Like what? "Look what I'm doin to yer car..."

[TheBurtons06]

"They catch the guy yet?"

"Nope; I'm still at large" Pfft.

Also; he is NOT putting fuel in that car...

[PirateLordRogan]

2:20

OH MY GOD! CLU GULAGER! HE'S ON TOP OF THAT WINDMILL! How did Crow miss that for Monty Markham behind the tree?!

[MegaHAnzIV]

HAHAHAHA! Mike with the RUSH reference!!!

[Thompsongs]

@MegaHAnzIV I loved that. They refer to Rush on the occasional episode. My favorite show referencing my favorite band...I love that.

[Casey5693]

Crow made a reference to The Screwtape Letters. He knows about that book. That makes me so happy.

[freakofevolution]

Oh, David Spade as Satan...good casting! You know he's Satan because he didn't signal his turn! GET OFF THE ROAD, MAN GOAT!! MIKE LOOK BEHIND THAT TREE...IT'S CLU GULLAGER! They catch the guy yet? NOPE I'M STILL AT LARGE! Thank you, Lyrch! You can't eat ham anywhere you have to find the right place! Ok, you selling Herbal Essence or Irish Spring! Is that your car? Mind if I skip rocks acoss it! Want half of a Mr. Pibbs? We don't raise boyfriends!

[TheSirPsych0]

"This your pond?" (long pause) "you can uh take your time its a tough question hahahahahahaha

[Theburn77]

wacca chicka wacca chicka wacca chicka

[ZoomingDakota]

"It's not my business anyway...so what kinda farm?"

Don't you just love contradictive statements?

[pretorious700]

I'm amazed by some of the comments made here by younger viewers. How can you appreciate the humor if you get none of the pop cultural references?

[PsychoticLoner]

@pretorious700

That's the beauty of MST3K. The more you understand of the world, the more jokes you get, meaning the show only gets better the more you've been alive. Meanwhile, there's still plenty of obvious jokes for younger watchers.

[Thompsongs]

@pretorious700 Exactly.

[blakiecakes419]

"Is that your car?

Mind if I skip rocks across it?

XXD Genius.

[HappyGoLumpy]

♫ What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition ♫

[SoundsmithOne]

"Can you meet my needs, please?"

[ThePhantasist]

Wow. That was a lot of driving. I guess that guy was trying to get to Filler City?

[joemomma46]

You can take your time, it's a tough question

[AlecRozsa]

i love tom servo's little mouth percussion haha (:

[Dacfu]

"I'm worried that my sandwich may be small and inadequate"

[SinnFein4ever]

Melissa enjoys the touch of Satan after a couple of glasses of Merlot and some Barry White music.

;)

[Glitcher2000]

3:34 - "They catch the guy yet?" "Nope, I'm still at large."

LMAO!

[blackadder3]

When Servo sings "when there's a touch of Satan in your heaarrrtt" I laugh everytime

[mphst6]

"One of those fromocidal maniacs." Servo: Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy. HAHAHA!!! almost wet my pants.

[the0plainsman]

Looked up that Rush song. Kind of a waste of the talent that came up with the 2112 album.

[fledermaus81]

7:40 - 8:02 a m'f'ing 22 second pause in dialogue!

[lifewriter07]

"Emby Mellay? Thats not a name, it's a bad scrabble hand!" hahahha i died

[fledermaus81]

The makers of this movie were certainly not touched by Satan... they were touched by something else, like the ability to make a drawn out, awkward, insomnia curing piece of crap.

[jgq85]

@CHCHuser

Why?

[bunkieb00]

lmao!! the hair...the clothes...the lack of a plot, script...etc..

[NautoBleachFan]

Hmmm, at 5:42, does Crow have something against Rush, or is he just against Mike singing it?

[Orbulas]

@NautoBleachFan I'm pretty sure it's something against Rush, and who could blame him, I'd almost, ALMOST, rather hear Rush Limbaugh.

[Thompsongs]

@Orbulas I'm not surprised.

[Sauron338]

@NautoBleachFan Probably more against Rush in general. They slam it in Final Sacrifice too while trying to convince Servo that Canada bites. Shame, though. I actually do like Rush...

[AlecRozsa]

@Sauron338 mike mentions that he loved rush in his youth hence wearing their tee-shirts while talking on rifftrax

[ErinIsPunk]

What the fuck is with the intro of this movie? I thought it's a horror movie, but the music sounds like something out of Charlie's Angels.

[Dulcimerist]

What were the stamps for?

[terieber]

@Dulcimerist: trading stamps- you'd collect some with each fill up and trade them in for stuff.

[alt132000]

"how many head of walnut do you have?" thee greatest show of all time. lmfao!

[singitjohnny]

"Just ram that moldy olive loaf into your loser face."

[GusF]

"I'm not going back, Jim!"

[mustardgas2]

@GusF if i had to guess, it has to do with jim morrison right? cuz of the way she looks haha, fill me in on this...

[KckStartMyHeart]

"Nice looking town you have here."

"You can't pay, can you?" LOLOLOL

"Being him, I should know!" I should check my dictionotomy hahaha

[txjohnwayne09]

who's christopher atkins?

[terieber]

@txjohnwayne09: actor in The Blue Lagoon

[terieber]

@txjohnwayne09: actor in The Blue Lagoon- the guy looks a little like him

[LeviathanoftheDanube]

That your car? Mind if I skip rocks across it? LOL

[JimGrim90]

Good god! I hope this scene ends before the next part of the video is finished!

[raith0818]

"Nope, i'm still at large."

[fledermaus81]

6:21 XD

[PIMStudios]

"I bet you have 9 boyfriends!" He basically just called her a whore lol

[LTahiruzzamanSyed]

best credits in an mst

[jeffeastwood15]

"Why don't you have a boyfriend?"

"Well, I live in the middle of nowhere and the internet hasn't been invented yet."

[jeste4187]

Well he is the master of torture, he would have really long credits

[bleckybob]

Sight-see on your own time Beelzebub!! :)

[linoleumcarving]

THAT Ford ....was junk right out of De-troit.

Put together by over- paid workers, who were hung over and or stoned.

[QuikVidGuy]

Wkkchka-wkkchka-wkkchka

[nicky2coats]

i love watching horrible movies and making fun of them. i watched "stop or will my mom will shoot" yesterday

[freakofevolution]

David Spade as Satan.

You know he's Satan because he didn't signal when he turned.

Get off the road, Mangoat!

I should phone Satan to tell him going to be late.

They catch the killer? Nope I'm still at large!

[jeste4187]

Black people smell terribly!

[LeshaAnn]

@jeste4187 -HUH?

[321pmc]

"Well i suppose, the plots not gonna unfold itself."

[sexysadie1977]

"That your car?" "Mind if I skip rocks across it?"

[iveseenspikynorman]

Well. Plot's not going to unfold itself

Just drove through some credits, that was fun.

[MrNoBrains]

1:25 "What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition!"

[Kmachine12]

i used to watch this show when i was like two. lol its still the best

[sagesaria]

The harpsichord riff that starts when he backs into the yard only makes me want to start singing "Hosanna, superstar" XD

[LaDracul]

Emby Mellay? That's not a name, that's a bad scrabble hand!

Crow, I'm putting you on Clu Gullager alert!

[tdickensheets]

Tom: "Don't touch this!"

[KayEnDub]

"How many head of walnut you have?"

[daftwickii5555]

Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy!!

[SabraMagdalena]

Lol, I just got the Star Trek reference at 6:46. :)

[Tareltonlives]

@SabraMagdalena I really wish they had said that in the actual episode. Aw hell, it's funny anyway.

[ComCodex]

Fromicidal maniac

[suzycreamcheesez]

citizen's arrest! Oh, wait, I'm a cop.

[eskimo02]

"oops, sitting in the water. that was really easy to avoid"

[globbo100]

"Weren't they concerned about holding an audience back in the 70's, at all?"..."No, back then talkies were still a novelty."

"Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy."

"That'll be six dollars, even."..."and an extra dollar for the Aliens in my head."

[applebonker141]

Mike singing "The Trees" by Rush for the win

"We live on a farm." "We don't raise boyfriends." LOLZ

[OzzyFan87]

You can't tell me these guys didn't improv from time to time with these god awful movies.

[littlegoopyschannel]

"Is that your car?"

"Yep"

"Can I skip rocks across it?"

[shuboy05]

I love how every time the guys watch a '70s movie Tom will sing Whacka Chicka at least once.

[MarcusAvon2]

the touch of satan...now with 20% more of that tingleing sensation

[CarolinaOcelot]

I'm not going back, Jim.

[shuboy05]

Which, ironically, was never spoken at all in that particular Star Trek episode. The Brains were quite surprised when they finally saw the episode.

[MrBdean123]

"Get off the road mangoat!!!"

[htomsirveaux42]

sight see on your own time beelzebub!

[mslrkn1471]

"well he is the master of torture he would have really long credits like this"

LOL

[ilikethecoke]

You only get cast into Perdition

[mst3k54]

Just ram that moldy olive-loaf into your loser face

[sleepyhollow783]

Instead of a Ford Maverick the movie should have featured a Dodge Demon...

[mustardgas2]

@sleepyhollow783 hahhahahahaha

[arcademachineiac]

"This your pond?" Smooooth!

[MyMelyanna]

@arcademachineiac

"Take your time, it's a tough question." lol!

[chicknutbrit]

the touch of satan softens your hands while you do thhe dishes

wakachika wakachika wakachika..waka-chika...waka-c­hika...wakachika wakachika

[teababe27]

Love the Rush reference.

[UltimateThanos]

@teababe27

Which one is that?

[teababe27]

When Joel sings "and the trees can't help their feelings"

[UltimateThanos]

@teababe27

It's Mike actually. And thanks.

[LongnameisLOOOOOOOOO]

this movie is so boring it's creepy

[Rushthatspeaks]

Rush quote! I love it!

[CarolinaOcelot]

I'm worried that my sandwich may be small and inadequate.

[turnertalking]

Clu Gulager was in the movie The Return Of The Living Dead. He was the keeper of the canisters.

[thatotherguy0000]

@turnertalking honestly it was one of his better movies

[tagginos]

I'm not going back, Jim!

[DRourke999]

Get off the road MANGOAT!!!! LOL

[Tareltonlives]

@DRourke999 Sightsee on your own time, Beelzebub!

[momwentcrazy]

"Back rub?"

"Uh, no thanks."

"Oh come on."

[judekhanzo]

Emby Mellay? That's not a name, that's a bad scrabble hand.

[angelmarine1292]

OMFG SCREWTAPE LETTERS REFERENCE!

Mst3k pwns!

[zombiepi]

God, that driving scene. I'm having Manos flashbacks!

[JAMESJJG1]

@zombiepi Ah, Manos,the hands of Fate...ya know, Manos!

[Averyofthemain]

how many head of walnut do you have?

[ElveeKaye]

Well, that was probably THE most boring start to a relationship I've ever had the misfortune of watching. You could drive a dump truck full of corpses through their pauses!

[joemomma46]

"You can take your time, its a tough question."

[modchic720]

Fromicidal? Really, Touch of Satan? Really?

I can taste the shame...

[Gomess]

It's a sad state of affairs when "homosexual maniac" would've been a BETTER joke. =[

[KoldMannDamm]

Jodie and Melissa have remarkable chemistry.

[Kitsune1282]

Almost as much as Eddie and Bella or Jacob and Nessie (or so I've heard).

[UltimateThanos]

@Kitsune1282

But not NEARLY as shallow and unhealthy.

[Atrum]

Welp, I supposed the plot isnt going to unfold itself..

[colacp]

"They won't catch him 'til he kills again... being him I should know." LOL