Jek Porkins

[esquiloassasino]

'No im all right-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BOOOOM AU CHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA SDHUSGDDDDDDDCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

[glennjridge]

I find it irritarting that nobody seems to ever have diagnosed exactly what killed porkins.

[DongsGalore]

@glennjridge Wedge Antilles sabotaged his X-Wing. That glory hound couldn't stand having a REAL hero on the team.

[Smael64]

I think he lived.

[Mushkill666]

why do they tell him to eject? he would just die instantly and have his own gravitational pull.

[SONICHeartofRoxas]

@Mushkill666 he called him jek.

[bcforn64]

"Eject!" Really?! o_O How?

[frozenray0079]

....for the rebellion.

[Nicholasclark1993]

The best ones always die so young and so fat.

[Wispysharkking]

Anyone else notice that Biggs says "Eject." WTF is he gonna do, parachute in space?

[JAXTERWARS27]

@Wispysharkking He said Jek, his name

[frozenray0079]

@Wispysharkking ...yes.

[J38ful]

Did he say eject or his first name (Jek)? :(

[Sarstan]

"And that's when I realized I need to join Weight Watchers!"

[PeteyRayGardiner]

I hate how many dicks are hating on Jek cause he was a big dude. Jek kicks ass and didn't let his size stop him doing what he wanted and what he knew was right so back the fuck off. I know it must be frustrating knowing a fictional character was probably happier than you miserable bastards but that's your issue. R.i.p. Jek

[shooshoobob1]

I still don't get what killed him, was it the turrets?

[Idunhavanamez]

@shooshoobob1 There was a mechanical failure from the debris so he was getting false readings on the radar.

[shooshoobob1]

@Idunhavanamez Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

[GitForceGemini]

Eject? Where would he land?

[dasbakon]

@GitForceGemini And how would he breath?! XD

[bigtruckseriesreview]

@GitForceGemini If Jek ejects, he'll land on the Death Star... which will be blown up some time later.

[LeftoverJedi]

He is definitely NOT alright

[Mr18Horror]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooool



[Dojack]

Porkins was a good man, a brother to his squad members...

The day we lost Jek Porkins was a day where part of me died...and it was the day where all the KFC we got stopped "mysteriously disappering".

[eviljonny1]

Fried porkskins.

[Felamine]

In the first draft of the Star Wars script, Porkins was called Sergeant Fattywock Tubbo McLunchbox.

[RockyBalboa211]

Poor Porkins.. If only he weighed less, in the books they said it actually might have contributed to his death. He was too low..

[Agent1W]

As a kid, I thought that Porkins went in too deep into the laser crossfire, which I thought he wasn't going to escape.

[rileschmi]

Porkins crashing into the deathstar is what blew it up, not Luke

[Bigfidge]

never forgotten! :'(

[lazylink]

he's actually saying "no my fries!" when he dies

[MikeIronweaver56]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[DrDavidHowler]

When I was young that shot of Porkins in his ship while it explodes REALLY freaked me out and I can still see why...

[DrDavidHowler]

Die proud, soldier

[KDET10]

Porkins braved the heavy laser fire to make sure the other rebel pilots would have a clear path through. A true hero we should all look up to.......(lmao)

[carrieANDnicole]

1. take a deep breath

2. think about the one you love

3. press "F10" 5 time

4. send it to 5 video on youtube

5. look at your background

[patchworkgiant]

porkins owns

[animeownage86]

He was too busy looking to see if their was a KFC on the Death Star.

[LithiumZ2]

There isn't =\

[assturd1236]

A brave soul lost in battle. Let us all remember the one who fell today. Goodbye forever Porkins ='(

[Jokinghere]

0:13

[rep0eagle]

apparently porkins, you CAN'T hold it. Your fart exploded your ship. Next time don't eat beans before battle.

[84aa]

one of the few fat humans ever shown in star wars

[DrDavidHowler]

That was a dick move of George Lucas to make a fat guy play "Porkins."

[rocafella142]

damn your comment made me laugh so hard...i choked on my damn water trying to keep it in my mouth so i didnt spray it on my keyboard

[jurn77]

haha yeah but a funny move at that

[mattsias]

Rest ye in peace, gallant freedom fighter.

[callumls]

R.I.P. Jek Porkins>

Your heart and soul lives on throughout the fat bastards that still fly fighter jets.

[Kite197]

Manly Tears.

Goodnight, sweet prince...

[jamesxme]

Porkins was awesome, seriously :(

[jameshodgetts1997]

i have a character on WoW called Porkins

[Blazingice6]

faggot

[jameshodgetts1997]

Why am i a faggot for that?

[Blazingice6]

WoW player

[MyChemAreTheBest]

Faggot

[Blazingice6]

Yes you are, Now stop playing WoW and get a life

[WIISHTFAUU]

Goodnight, sweet prince...

[lmille07]

You know he kinda loosk like a sac of garbage...

[FungusFromUliJonRoth]

"No, I'm alright. AAAYYY RDAAOH!!!"

[kayers2]

Did you know Jek Porkins' nickname is "Belly Runner"?

[chernobleman]

Why the hell didn't he pull up?

[LulzIshall]

He was all right.

[kirkenbunken]

Five Little Known Facts About Porkins:

1. He was a sociology major.

2. He made an awesome meatloaf.

3. He had an impressive record collection.

4. He gave to many charitable causes.

5. He often suffered from anxiety attacks and insomnia.

[pinchecabron666]

lol

[jpetrucci05]

Did you edit this footage? He doesnt have the hamburger and coke in his hands.

[MianoProductions]

My fav star wars charT.T RIP porkins

[xrainbowx46x]

poor porkins

[thatrabbitguy]

your memory lives on in our hearts and spirits porkins, you died like a man

[animer5]

-_-

[wraithstaff]

Garra, "NOOOOOOOO!"

[gouhibiki]

Poor Porkins.... He was a good man, but he was always tryin' to hold it, ALWAYS tryin' to hold it!

Goodnight, sweet prince.

;~;

[Rosclo]

Truly, he was the best of us all.

RIP Porkins

A Long time ago - Not quite as long ago.

[cartman3215]

i can hold it (soils himself)

[TheSpriteMonster]

Porkins went up to the Big All You Can Eat Buffet in the Sky. RIP

[TRAWETS64]

I bet Porkins was quite tasty after that flash frying....mmmmm Porkins...*gargles*

[Imcool12345]

God night, sweet prince

[Davesknd]

May angels sing the to thy rest...

[SoLongAstoria]

The rebels couldn't have succeeded without him.

Godspeed, Porkins. Godspeed.

[TacoOfTheNight]

god damn Porkins... why didn't you pull up!! :'(

[jackkillian2079]

cause he though he could handle it. He was a great pilot

[seminolePP]

Everyone knows it was Porkins who took out the death star when his body get stuck down the ventilation shaft.

...Luke's concussion missile just ignited all his gas causing massive explosion!

[asUtoob]

"I gotta problem here..."

Yeah, your astro droid in back is screaming: "MAXIMUM WEIGHT EXCEEDED!" }:^}

[dolphinlicker]

Dammit, you can't get down on a dude because he likes to eat. You think there's gravity in space? Well, there is, but not enough.

[asUtoob]

Firstly, "Dolphinlicker" is one bad-ass name. An instant classic. Secondly, thank you for uploading this death scene with the image clarity and sound quality it merits.

Finally, Jek Porkins is one of a few examples that reflect George Lucas' subconscious loathing of fat people. Jabba the Hutt, the Gamorrean guards and the Rancor keeper are all heavy-set characters living on borrowed time in the creative mind of Lucas. They personify his real life fear of sloth and obesity. }:^}

[takedownroddy]

But they probably didnt have to grease George Lucas up so he would fit in the cockpit of his X-Wing :P

[aradioactivedonut]

@dolphinlicker porkins mass would still make it hard for the x-wing to maneuver even without gravity.

[leksss4]

@dolphinlicker where do you know how weight is death star?

[TRAWETS64]

God damn it Porkins....You have to be the most unappreciated member of the rebellion ever ever.

[jackkillian2079]

I would agree

[Nilsson1976]

NO

The real reason why he died was because he wanted them to waste ammo shoting him down so there be less ammo left to shot at the other guys.

Thats how good he was

[EpoBot]

It takes some skill to get owned by those slow ass "turbo lasers"

[Nullniveau]

rofl yeah you are right^^ but jek porkins simply rules. i have a theorie about his early death: he was the best x wing pilot in the rebel fleet but george lucas manipulated his ship before they took off. because jek would have destroyed the death star in 60 seconds, but mir. lucas wants a exciting and thrilling final.

thats ist. jek, I know why you had to die. rest in pieces

[dolphinlicker]

damn straight.

[jackkillian2079]

Here is one theory as to what happened. One of the towers exploded, and Porkins' fighter was hit by an EM pulse from the explosion, knocking out several of his instruments. Although his ship's stabilizers were damaged and his weight threw off the balance of the ship, Porkins refused to pull out of the fight. A laser cannon battery that he missed (owing to his tracking instruments not working, being jammed by trying to balance the ship) soon locked onto him and shot his fighter down.

[Skottomania]

thank you wikipedia

[Halo2klaymasta]

No I'm All ri...DDDAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Zomg I almost died laughing!

[MBrando2404]

RIP Jek Porkins We we always reamber those last words. God speed and let the force be with you always.

[oncepwnd]

in defense of the rebellion, long live jek

[jackkillian2079]

why is it the best pilots always have to go down first

[KookiendKream]

wow.............he got pwned

[Wiiman6186]

"I'm alright. I'M ALRIGHT! ARRRGGGHH!!!!!" Jek Porkins. I salute you.

[thor14533]

5'ed for porkins