Pearl Jam Black - Misheard Lyrics

[SoyL30]

oh the bitch is sad!

[kppheonixx]

Wow great job

[ronnieway1]

I was sooo ready 2 hate what u did 2 this song but...dude its fuckin funny!1

[HLandEM]

It's weird how the actual lyrics make me cry and these lyrics make me cry again from laughter.

[Selymyr]

The misheard lyrics actually bring dynamics into this song, the song which is absolutely, by far and away, the most boring piece of music I have ever had the honour of listening...

[skeetv150]

LMAO, Wow, if you didnt like this, well, thats up to you but please just appreciate the time it took to do this,,

[szczala17]

The bitch is sad...

[fredfuk]

GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

[annieihilation]

I love Pearl jam and especially this song :D but I'm dying by laughting...my god :D:D How could you think up this? :D:D

[GIZMOROCK69]

para que cagai la cancion con las imagenes feo culiao!!!!

[Kareliebelkinker]

Well done. And very good to let the rest of the song play on after "that's it"~~

You got my vote :)

[gryzimil]

Lyrics better than the original, in my humble opinion.

[LynxMajic]

EPIC LOL "I'll take a wok outside, I'm Sarandon, I'm sorrounded by some kid'n'play"

XDDD

[moarsaur]

Weak.

[argy29]

really, really funny!

[waltbwonkenobi]

OH THE BITCH IS SAD. What's funny is that's what I always thought he was saying.

[fortybelownj]

i can fear their ladder!

[17frog1]

189 people were tied to a hairy thang

[szczala17]

I'm crying...

I'll take a wok outside I'm SARANDON...

Love it

[fetishdiva1]

while the bitch is sad.. can i pee mud? this is my first misheard lyrics i ever ran across a few years ago and it still provides me with many hahahas.

[Fabiomarrabio]

189 people pissed mud on a sheep

[davietimothy]

thats some funny shit, my favourite song

[39yeray]

Who ¡had translated this?

I don't know if it's a joke or something like that, but it isn't funny and it's a shit.

The song is beautiful!

[tHEcONcON9100]

I'll quit the sing camp... Drive away xD

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

XD omfg lololol

[UnkleRonnie]

Ham-twisted thugs that spend....pretty much the way i thought it went

[TheGreaterGood80]

Aanti-corporate my ass! Pearl Jam were whoring themselves out to be Verizon shills back in 1991!

[AaronApack]

"and now mike bit her hand" haha

[sicteer69]

Oh the bitch is sad...LMAO

[dougsmom1983]

Thanks for the laugh....too freakin funny. I love Pearl Jam but I've always said if it sounded sad and you couldn't make out the lyrics then it has to be Pearl Jam.

[IAFKinREACH]

Awesome

[TravisNokturnus]

My absolute favorite song by Pearl Jam...I'm so horrible for laughing at that so much:P

[WickedKnightAlbel]

I feel bad for laughing at that

[zoso11385]

Lol nice

[AustinRHL]

I was very surprised, and impressed, that you were able to find an image of a crane on broken glass. Personally, I actually found "canopy" the funniest part, presumably because it's such a mundane object at the effective climax of the song.

[leftyla]

I've seen this a million times and it fucking cracks me up everytime!!!! LOL

[fetishdiva1]

LOL oh the bitch is sad!!!

that's hilarious

it's an inside joke between me and my friend.

[nickcooped]

LMAO!!!!

[ZammyBomb]

I can pee a muddy hairy thing xD

[Misscreational0022]

never fails to make me chuckle no matter how many times i watch this!

[Simplyred804]

Sounds exactly like what he was saying. At least its better than what I thought he was singing. I really love this song. :)

[DEMONICSLOTHINDEED]

I found that if you sing the misheard lyrics it sounds like what he is singing. if i didn't know better i would say these are the real lyrics.

[tomjoad2205]

187 people are tied to hairy thang

[sumith44ith]

Lol. Can i pee mud?

[borkuvitchu]

Perfect! The funniest misheard video !

[tjeerdsma01]

oh god 'sheeps on empty canvas under cheese souffle ' just killed me... the pictures the words they fit so damn good... all hail & glory

[nixnel]

hilarious

[keela2110]

Love this!!!

[InTheFaceOfJesus]

strange thing is that these lyrics make more sense than the acutual song.

[Danielcg76]

"Oh that bitch is sad!!!!" hahahahaha

[samueletozzi]

I am in love with this song, everytime I hear it I mentally walk outside my being, but this video was funny. :)

[Meowbabybull]

uh huh, uh huh, hooters lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

[fighterboy10]

I wish I could kill you. Any song that isn't this full of emotion, but... this, this is over the line!

[gusjahndrummer]

YAM!

[xTaylorr12345]

Fucking RUINED a Beautiful Song.

[killatramp]

This, even flow and yellow ledbetter were written to be misheard. Genius.

[ZeroJeremy1]

Epic XD

[pinxopkb]

gay be all jajajaja XDD

[AlyssaQ420]

I always think it sounds like he says "the bitch is sad".

[FrailShiver]

Some of this lyrics were a stretch but still very funny.

[kosovokid66]

Fuckin' Hell! That's hilarious!!!!!! Outstanding work, my friend!

[drtragic1]

i love pearl jam and i think this song is the best song ever created but this is funny as hell man, great job lol

[Giddaz]

Some of these are a pretty big stretch.. maybe because I know the real lyrics

[sylphlv]

Can i pee mud? Oh the bitch is sad.

[MyHugeBoxOfGames]

Meh. I could always tell what he was actually saying.

[Wolfshamangirl]

179 people can't pee mud.

[Cirno924]

@Wolfshamangirl

If your pee looks like mud, you are in trouble ;p

[Wolfshamangirl]

@Cirno924 Yeah...if you pee mud, you should get that checked out at the doctors...

[theStubbsy]

lol

[seanbros69]

hahahahahahhahahahha u funny cunt

[sicteer69]

This is one of the finniest videos I've ever seen and if you've got no sense of humor, shut the fuck up, keep your comments to yourself, and you'll probably be dead by age 30 if you don't loosen up a little.

[Krista62009]

This is stupid. It's obvious that he's not saying this stuff... lol

[SmashedRadio]

Can I pee mud? That is the question!

[Misscreational0022]

Oh my gosh! this is mega funny! Brilliant!

[lilbear78100]

very cute lol

[chino0moreno]

Fuck i love this song and now im gina laugh everytime i listen to it, can i pee mud?? Lol

[TheChangling616]

lol.. love it i needed a good laugh.

[bnovota]

While this is a very somber song, I can appreciate this humor. Good job!

[harobmxracing]

f*cking briliant!!

[metallicaholic029]

wat an idiot, if you cant comprehend awesome music, dont make fun of it. espically this song. its one of the best songs pearl jam ever wrote, dont screw with it.

[MegaPeers]

@metallicaholic029

Not only is the one of the best songs by pearl jam, i think it is one of the best rock songs ever wriiten! Still i think this Misheard Lyrics was very funny. If you don't like this kind of stuff don't look at it.

[bigfoot1000bc]

haha, taken a turd

[erocks3421]

This is retarded. And this is one of the few songs you can actually hear what vedder is saying

[Mach12000]

Funny shit man keep it up

[SilentHillHeather]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Fucking amazing. <3 Never gonna look at this song the same way again.... Dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing. XD

[pierrepicaud1]

i just peed all over my chair! crackin'!!!

[Diosdepunteos]

WTF is the hairy thang? xD

[toolpendulum27]

Thugs that spend! XD

[marcellivieira]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[reg074]

"tied to hairy thing"

[TheGrungeLibertarian]

On an incoherence scale from 1 to 10 - 10 being completely audible and 1 being Yellow Ledbetter - I'd give Black a 5...that's actually pretty high for Pearl Jam. You should do a misheard on I Got ID. I think you'd have fun with that.

[Gamagachee]

YAM!

[Gamagachee]

"her legs spread out before meat!" .... omg.

[a8127]

Tied to hairy thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[passiveMenis]

This and Yellow Ledbetter are by far the best Misheard Lyrics

[JRMurphyyy]

thats awesome man, good job. definitely required some time and creativity. thanks for the laugh

[dajapa]

can I pee mud.... >< yyiiauch!

[EDOM666DEVORE]

what does it say when legs spread out before meat/me

[leftyla]

ROFL!!! Holy shit, this is hilarious!! Ahahahaha!!!! Do more!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

[nkotbgirl1086]

 I love this song, but this made my night lol. he is hard to understand sometimes. lol

[dementialies]

I always thought he said "I'm surrounded by 'Smokey the Bear'" hahah

[PearlJammer07]

These are always funny to watch. Ten is one of my all time fav Pearl Jam albums.The remaster sounds okay. Just do not know why so much compression had to be used. It sorta makes the song sound a little thin.

[18punkboi]

lmao

[lilcajunboy]

ok... 3:49 is just plain out weird... great job on the vid!

[mrsaah7]

LMBO!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing! My daughter was looking at me like I was nuts. You rock.

[zalyzeek]

Thats awesome u cracked me up dude

[progressivereviews]

really funny. Love the song, but this was too good

[nataschavanbommel]

I don't think that this is the right song to laugh about.. thats my opinion

[YstandAloneComplex]

i'm laughing to death

[bean22560]

Holy shit 1:16 I litterally pissed my pants

[hankharp]

That's cracking dude ! A f... 1 !!!!!!!!!

[5uspended4nimation]

Hahahahahhaha I craked up through this ! highly recommended

[uzumakinaruto255]

corny.

[socrack]

That was a thing of beauty lmfao! And pearl jam is def grunge!

[mikefeldspar]

dude ur a genius

[RyanUnplugged]

LOL Tied to hairy thang!! I covered the "real" song on my channel and I don't even know if I'm singing the right words. Could probably sing these and you couldn't tell the difference. Eddie rocks!! The bitch is sad! lol

[Diacideisfun666]

MUUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!! xD

[purplefan2001]

sacriligious

[joemarket700]

"the bitch is sad", lol. This shit cracks me up.

[madboodra19]

funny as crap

[Niddiboy]

can i ask how Pearljam is emo??? ROFL cakes

pearljam for life

[waRCOFFEE]

nice work made me giggle

[kittenkraze13]

Okay I lol'd at 3:49-4:00

[JVBearcat]

haha thats funny shit

[beastmry]

you are a lyrical and visual genius. one of the funniest things ive EVER seen. 3 cheers

[glynnracing79]

this is the funniest shit ever.great job.and who ever said pearl jam was emo is an idoit.its was grunge.even though i hated grunge music pearl jam and alice in chains were awesome back then.well alice in chains is still great today.

[chrismaniotas]

can i pee mud!!!!!!!!!!!

[pitbull103]

Genius.

[riffhard]

the bitch is sad... hahaha :D

btw, Pearl Jam is just as Emo as Dimebag Darrel you sad fucks. ;)

[guitarzombieghgh]

Wait... It's emo to look words up in the dictionary?

[ZyioScalebane]

I totally agree about the labeling thing, music is music theres so much shit out there now its hard to put it all in categories, but Pearl Jam def wouldn't be in the "emo " category lol and I'm too old to be an emo fag!

[ZyioScalebane]

Go die for referring to Pearl Jam as emo, seriously, go play in traffic, now. Also 1:50 fking epic lol

[PSYLOCKEdefleppard]

Awesome as the bloody hell!!!! five starts!

[ariann28]

4:04 LMAO!!! OH Hi HI!!!!!!!! lmao hilarious dude ur awesome!

[jhetta22]

Eddie Vedder is such an easy target for doing misheard lyrics to. however this one i think is trying just a bit too hard....The one that really cracks me up is pearl jam yellow ledbetter misheard lyrics.

[Destffxi]

Srsly, thats the best one I've seen. 100%

Potato wave!

[ekuLpsaaH]

1:31 brokeback mountain

[Xcellencia]

"Oh the bitch is sad!" that so cracks me up...

[Teimaninja]

i just pee'd on my pants LOL!

"Oh the bitch is sad!"

"CAN I PEE.. MUD"

"Im spitting"

"Oh that old beee"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

"uh huh"

LOLOLOLOLOL 5/5 stars and sub on ur channel XD

[1Adrenoline1]

@Teimaninja HAHAHA dude this is what i was gonna say but you covered it! this was funny shit.

[starrychica82]

Can I pee mud......lmfao

dude you rock

[Cornellsbroful]

I love the part at 1:16. Me and my brother almost pissed ourselves...I hurt after laughing the first 10 times watching this. : D

[mtillusion]

fucking brilliant! im gonna recommend this to everyone

[zenso775]

Pissed my pants laughing lol a canopy "can i pee" mud?

[sbcruiser3]

Spot on!!! : )

[puppynut5]

Well done dude... your misheard lyrics are great!!!

[zeto458]

a mi me gusta pearl jam jum!!!

[ooberpwnage]

Oh the bitch is sad!

[quaid8732]

@ooberpwnage i thought haha thats what it really was

[CromwellDamuuga]

thats pretty funny...

[mattsexualgopher]

all been washed in black are the real lyrics in this

[diguinhos2kelly]

uh-huh...huasuhsahusa!

I know you beat his son

sauhsahhsauhusahusahhusauhsa!

i laughed so much

^^

[RENEROD909]

LOL . WOW , this is the 2nd best misheard lyics i heard, yellow ledbetter is still the misheard lyics best one. pearl jam you ROCK

[Megadeth07]

hooters jajajajaja

[metalstormlance]

yeah the bitch is sad part got me 2. lmao

[Namemytoon]

lol...road rage cat..look out. Can I pee mud...lmao. little known fact those are the real words,but they had to change them for the radio...lol

[metallicaimortal]

gay be all! haha

[darkstmyst]

lol ok, "the bitch is sad" did make me crack up.

[Fenofio]

u can make th best misread lyrics of peral jam cuz the guy mumbles the words always in his tracks.. i luved the yellow led better one.

[islandmoonsheep]

"All been washed in black" is actual lyrics, not misheard...

[me1smartguy]

y canopy can i pee mud? shits funny dude!

[treebobjoe]

Now Mike bit her hand!

[hell0ween2099]

hush guys...the bitch is sad.

[SHammerFilms]

canopy, can i pee... hahha

[BMiinty]

Insaaaaaaaaneeeee (Y)

[Kapiszczur]

You know there is 99% of songs you could laugh...but not this you idiots

[jlmi]

Have to agree. It wasn't terrible, just not as funny as some others. It was more like someone just didn't know what certain words meant. Many of the "misheard" lyrics were pretty close to the actual ones (e.g. "took a walk/wok outside"). Black probably has some of the most audible lyrics from the "Ten" album. Just not a good choice for this.

[guitarzombieghgh]

Yeah but in some places it was so bad that it was funny, at least to me

[zekee15]

WAHHH hahaha

[OlgaSofia86]

Tied to hairy thang!!!!!!

hwahwahwhahwhahwhahwhahw

[Schneider10101]

Hairy thang is the best.

[floydcerati]

can i pee mud?! hahahah

[TheAudioVengefuls]

This is AWESOME....I love it!

[drivinshark]

can I pee mud!!

[theunborn89]

"Oh the bitch is sad" xDDDD Best part!

[robertmaniac]

haa!!! it destroy al the sadness of the song that is so perfect. but you forgot to put scooby doo at the end!! scooby doo scooby doo!!!

[pearljamgirl08]

hahhahah

[ginamarina101]

I love this song so much. I didn't want to like this, but I nearly pissed myself. :p

[byrd0704]

the pictures at the end are great

[maxywarx]

This Is Great Stuff! 5*

[dariloco87]

its great

[MissHammet]

hairy thang xD