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  • Im uk and Id use a stainless steel baseball bat we have them in sports shops. I have no guns but i have a hell load of melee weapons like kukris and my family have just got 5 pro meat and bonecutting knives from tesco. Zombie apocalypse beware i have cutlery

  • You should prob start with not pointing that pistol at your dome...

  • How can you get a pistol in Britain?

  • great video consider a hand weapon like a club

    In my home in USA I have a softball bat but for your country a cricket bat will help

    Hey if you respond why is it british peopole call flash lights torch in the USA a cigeret lighter is called a torch

  • Wot about football boots

  • I'd bring a crowbar. A titanium one is very light but durable, has great range for melee AND you can easily open doors with it, which is VERY handy in a situation where you're constantly looking for food and shelter.

    Firearms are not an option for me since I'm in France.

  • @Saucebottle007 I'm sorry, seeing as zombies are something classified under science fiction I'm going to go with there is no research. It's all speculation and it's cool but don't take it so seriously. Jeez man.

  • Fuck this dude is so dumb, he knows nothing about zombies and what to do. Fuck u man research before u do a video on surviving a zombie outbreak.

  • ....... television

  • i only disagree with the negativity towards the shottys man.

  • In terms of wear:Overalls would be a great choice because they have around 10 pockets and they are better for menuverbility

  • uhm, have you not heard of automatic shotgun?@AngelusObscurum010 hahaha

    

  • I would go with a handgun also

  • how the hell can you have a handgun in the uk. lol. you need a licence for that shit.

  • to be honest a handgun would be my side arm, u should have a shot gun or a rifle with a decent size magazine. but im a fan of melee lol i got 2 samurai swords :p

  • Nice bag..... Lol did I see a flower ?!

  • Also my grandpa is a Vietnam vet who still keeps his m16 lying around

  • I have this thing in my garage, it is shaped like a small tale, but it has these double-sided two inch blades, I'm using it in a invasion

  • Just find a redneck to survive a zombie apocalypse

  • Well, i guess to each their own. I personally would not wear the backpack as that seems to be extremely easy to grab. Carry a flashlight, yes, use it as a weapon, no. Probably not enough weight in that sucker to cave in a human skull without repeated swings that would tire your arms out quicker than something a little heavier and more solid like a crowbar.

  • I personally think that guns would be a last resort weapon. I would stick with a crowbar or a hammer. If you think about it, guns make a lot of noise, noise attracts zombies, zombies= death.

  • 2:04 hahahahahaha best line I've heard in a long time "....the games disagree with me, but I dont." ROFLMAO!!! I sure hope youre in agreement with yourself buddy

  • looks like we got a big gun lover... every gun can kill ;)

  • But some zombies don't have heads 4:48

  • @GreekHeart191 those are "fake" zombies

  • AA 12 is my weapon 

  • I'll just grab some of my navy seal buddies, grab a tank and a chopper and go duke nukem style, and die

  • stupid

  • u cant get infected from drinking tap water it dosent get infected unless there is infected blood in there

  • u lag off ur wearing a umbrella wrist band fuck off

  • awesome gun what type is ex glock

  • what gun is it message me at magic101able

  • make a tank

    that is operated like a bike

    plant fruits and vegetables inside

    and you are safe,

    except from the natural disasters.

  • Like I said well thought out for the more common class one outbreak but constantly moving during a class 2 ir 3 outbreak is suicide.

  • Handed rifles. Plus you can get a flashlight attached to it if need be. Remember a zombies moan is like a wolfs howl, it will call others from up to half mile away. So stay out of sight and down wind if it can be helped.

  • Accualy really well thought out. One problem you overlook. Time! You will never be able to outlast a zombie horde with only what you can hold so a nice stock if food medical supplies and water ( or a water pump and filtering/ sterilizing kit ) would be handy in a unpopulated area that is easily dependable if cornered. Also guns use bullets always a good idea to have a hand weapon for stealthy kills or if no ammo is available. A .22 rifle is another good idea. Larger then a post but lighter then

  • but a handgun doesnt hav the stopping power that a 12 gauge shot gun does wit a slug. so ur wasteing ammo

  • seriously? u blieve in zombies? im really dissapointed...

  • um.. i have a question

    why do u nead a torch in day :P

  • I think a shotgun is good weapon if you have a clip fed shotgun, shooting them in the lungs is just as effective because the brain needs oxygen

  • @optimusmikey Their respiratory systems in z zombie DOESNT work

  • @gijoe529440 Hey dumbass, it's just in movies/ games. You never know if it does work.

  • @hishomie1 No it isnt just in movies and games you need to read a lot more retard

  • @gijoe529440 Dumb piece of broken tissue ass, zombies pretty much never existed.

  • i hope no zombie apocolypse doesnt happen.you wont have enough water or food.and even if you do escape its much too hard

  • ur a little old for this

  • it would be funny if he said " Okay, this is the survival guide of how to survive a zombie outbreak with Bear Grylls"

  • He's being so serious about it. DON'T WORRY BOSS, I'LL AIM FOR THE HEAD!

  • too bad it will never happen, all of you are losing your time xD

  • My survival guide is a roof unlimited ammo of a sniper and ak 47 and food and water

  • 30 people are wearing mini skirts

  • dude this is great i have plans too but i live near mountians and u can easly hide in them and its the desert out here so its easyer

  • What if you have a fallout shelter?

  • @meowmixparty Above or below ground?

  • @MeZombieSlayer1 Below

    

  • @meowmixparty Do not ... why? because you will not have food for long and they could all fall in and once more breathable air will run out.

  • @MeZombieSlayer1 Well as well as I have another one that is above, but I do not own it is my grandpas. So what should I do about that?

  • @meowmixparty That is better n when you do get everything you can or need and get up n destroy but dont burn them

  • Don't fear zombies but F.E.A.R. for the zombies

    Fuck

    Everything

    And

    Run!!

  • Combat trousers...... classic.

  • I would probly go to a gas station in a bad neighborhood. Only because if u have ever seen these things before, there r metal bars on all the windows, u can pull shut a metal grate over the door, and there's shitloads of food in there. And there's probly some Huns behind the counter.

  • Something else: It can be a good thing to be in a group but not too much. A Big group makes everything more complicated, needs more food, water, etc. And there can be discussions, doubt and a lot of other shits. If you will going to be in a group make sure that there are less than 5 persons in it including you. And if there are childrens and/or old persons then forgget it. If you want to survive is better to stay alone or with small groups. Everyone is nessesari in the group.

  • instaed of a torch i would use a knife

  • freak

  • how about a small sub machine gun

  • The way your swinging around that weapon you won't even live long enough to try to survive

  • To be honest, I hope there is a zombie apocalypse. Thumbs up if you agree! :D

  • @Zeekiebusta hell yeah & then I can finally use my semi auto on a real person

  • @Zeekiebusta that would be so awesome i would put a tent on the top of my house rob walmart for shotguns and .22 and get all there ammo and sit up there sniping them

  • @andrew101678 Thats my Dark Eden :D

  • @Sufffrimiento hehehe

  • @Zeekiebusta thats a wrong thought man if it realy happens a time and over 100 people get infected were screwed man cus zombies are dead and if you manage to kill them they will just come back to life agian over and over and soon the whole world willl be infected..

  • @jim8573 Or, you can just start a civilization and defend your small town from zombies for the rest of your life, or until they make a cure...?

  • @jim8573 really does depend, the modern day zombie you see in the movies (wich is what this video is about) its a deaseas, just like the flu, the deaseas would most likely be bacterial, and block your central nerve system, wich could ( no it couldnt, but still ) lead you to basic instincts, wich would be food, water and sleep, all emotions would be lost, and so would all knowledge and moral. zombies would feast on eachother tho, and prolly seek to a lake or another place with water :)

  • @Zeekiebusta how about if your a zombie when the Apocalypse and there's no way that there will be a zombie outbreak

  • @Zeekiebusta No you don't you have no idea the effect of seeing a close friend of family member doing everything in it's power to try and devour you could have on your psyche...

    Just something to think about before wishing that

  • @TheWeedBroski Well, besides that. To be quite honest, I plan on abandoning my family. I know it may sound terrible, but its just extra luggage. But, IF a family member turns, I would just lock them up, or suck it up, and put them out of their misery.

  • my weapon would be a m4 it allow for range and a 9mm side arm for back up. it true that a hand gun allows for a free hand for a flash light but either with flash light attachment or a bit of macgyver work i could work some thing up with tape. but the best way to survive a zombie outbreak is to avoid contact period with the undead.

  • @negima47 Dude, your conventional chihuahua dog takes a .40 just to cap its head off a PERHAPS not move around as much afterwards; what's a 9mm gonna do to a zombie?

  • @CJQuest333 im hoping a 9mm would kill the on coming zombie? the m4 use a 5.56 round witch are accurate and enough to destroy one skull, with some needed practice it can be deadly to close, mid and long rang if a scope is on hand. 9mm are small but are ez to use if a zombie is biting at you, i guess if you need more push power go 4 a 45ac hand gun but push power is not really needed since it wont kill a zombie

  • @negima47 I know guns (and btw I never said anything about the M4, I would use that too), and 9mm vs. .45 ACP the 9 would hit the zombie faster, but won't do quite as much damage as the .45, as it would next to blow the zombie's head off.

  • @CJQuest333 to be honest i really dint understand your fist comment, i think a 9mm would do find on a undead human, 45 ac would be better i guess cuz it more certain of a kill shot. it what ever i can get my hands on and the easiest ammo to find.

  • @negima47 Actually the first one was a kind of joke. lol

  • Is that a modified M1911?

  • how to survive zombie apocalypse: PWN SOME NOOB ZOMBIE MUTHA FUCKERS >:D HUMANS RULE!!!!

  • Did you say "boob toob"???

  • Brittish troll is brittish.

  • @iliescosmin

    No I think you mean "British"

  • lol he knows what he is talking about, cept i would barricade myself in my farm house and turn the silos into towers there is no way a zombie can climb 70 ft up in the air to get in

  • it skipped 5:51!!!!!!! i think i would use this also

  • i didnt think they let you have guns in britain

  • @CLARKM127 they have to have a special liscence or something

  • How to survive:

    Wear an Umbrella Corp. Wirstband on your right hand. Shows zombies your awesomeness and scare them.

  • one i dont agree with the large guns wont help first get to high ground just like hunting tree stand i have a rifle that can hold multipule bullets i believe that would work also a hand gun with meat tenderizer really i wouldnt be getting that close id say sniper them out make a area thats clear trip lines etc .... ill survive but thanks for the ideas

  • Bro you have played to many Zombie games but who doesnt. lol

  • Love you Resident Evil Wristband lol

  • Resident Evil is the best zombie game OVER

  • i have this stuff planned also -__- it is likely to happen im basicly as ready as him!

  • what kind of gun is that

  • Your the man bro loved the clip :)

  • a shotgun can reach up to 40 yards with the right barrel setup, no slugs. a pistol is a great backup weapon, especially with that tenderizer. what model is that?

  • hahahahahahaha!!! like im gunna ditch my bag with a tac vest!thats why i got freinds to tag with, one with supplies and the juggernaut XD but seriously, i got a group for supplies and weapons

  • hahahahahahaha!!! like im gunna ditch my bag with a tac vest!thats why i got freinds to tag with, one with supplies and the juggernaut XD

  • Should've got the meat tenderizer on the butt of the pistol in case you run out of ammo.

  • 2:35 UMBRELLA LOGO!!!!! HIS THE FIFTH SURVIVOR HUNK!!

  • Just a pistol my ass, in the uk there is a gun ban, but he's right about some things, but not all, Shotgun would be helpful and is not heavy, ever heard of carry straps? tactical bdu clothing yes, extra guns duh, holsters, Alice packs, Melee-combat knife, and mechette full tang high carbon steel, attaches to your belt, Rifle, Shotgun pump action or semi auto, gloves, multi tool, Bandiliors of ammo worn on you, lights can be attached to weapons, laser sighting for those who never fired a gun!

  • if u not know where am in i`ll tell u where am i....oh sorry in 1 year we move to other place

  • if i and my friend from gsd (Georgia school for deaf) were in zombie outbreak just simple to collect supply(food and water) and collect my team to find other team....it will be awesome...if y'all interested...come join me in house..we pack up thing..then go store to get 4 build strong house and build barrier wall and gate...

  • and on what hav you based this points,black ops? XD

  • If I'm ever in a zombie outbreak, I'm SOOO calling this guy! Who's with me.

  • 27 People did not survive the zombie outbreak

  • I'd go to Dick's and get a bat....

  • i would go to the closest walmart i can find because the walmarts have those little barber shops and mcdonalds inside. i would get like ten carts of food and water, push them inside of the mcdonalds, pull down the metal inclosure, lock it, wait for the zombies to come, and blast their heads off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • it's called a flashlight, not a torch.

  • why not have shotgun and and a handgun

  • hilarious.... next time do remember another of the essential stuff... wear a bloody mask. it will save you time cleaning all the blood from your face after it's splattered all over your face Due to the fact you decided to blow of it's head when it was as close as possible...

  • hilarious.... next time do remember another of the essential stuff... wear a bloody mask. it will save you time cleaning all the blood from your face after it's splattered all over your face Due to the fact you decided to blow of it's head when it's was as close as possible...

  • alright guys help me out here this is what I have so far in case zombies rly o attack k? im rly taking this seriously

    *winchester shot gun i got from hunting

    * I have one pistol i think it was 25m im not very good with this stuff

    *a martial arts kempo-jitsu katana

    *my dads truck tricked out with all these metal rods around it so nothing can get through

    *food and water supply

    one more thing i need is shelllter what can I use?

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  • Let's go to the Winchester !!

  • thumbs up if u think zombies r real

    i do

  • @gotvideogames1011 i belleve that they could come in real life but... not real now.

  • @gotvideogames1011 i do to

  • @gotvideogames1011 not yet but they could be an infection could be spreading right now

  • @gotvideogames1011 i do too iits gnna hppen ik it

  • @1coolk sooner or later. It WILL happen!

  • Um how do you survive if theres also crazy people there to along with zombies

  • "The games disagree with me but I dont!"

    Thumbs up for third person speak! XD

  • look the rifle is the best because it is the most accurate

  • you can reload your rocket launcher when your out

    it's not like in resident evil that its disposable

    well except its a m72 launcher or you run out of rockets.

    also i agree with the pistol but make it your secondary and you a shot gun (tape a flash light in the side of the SG and tape a knife near in the barrel then it well costom) I PREFER AA-12 (if your lucky to find one) its a shot gun with a magazine compatible) also tape you flash light near your belt so it keeps handy.

  • Hey dude you forgot your camera

  • Now we wait for the zombies to come. *yawn*

  • hmm..... does he really think that a zombie outbreak will happen?

  • Sadly i dont have gun at home and i dont think my mother want it too and i dont know where the gun shop is so... if you see me in Z day just shoot me xD

  • I mean the best hing is to just go in an bunker and eat .. I mean its millions of people and at least one dude have to be a hero or something like that xD

  • not all shot guns have to be fed one at a time what about the saigi 12 its a magazine fed shot gun i personally would take a saigi 12 as my primary gun over your 1911. pistols are for backup

  • cool vid.its always better to evade in every shtf scenario.zombies hear good too so shooting to much will attract them.i have several weapons but i prefer my mauser or sks since i know them both well.and a good crowbar for prying and head smashing.and first thing,is securing the area.

  • ummmmm your a retard everybody is going to go to a gun store and when you get there the wepons are going to be gone thenyour screwed

  • but now the zombies no his plan since its on the internet????

  • im just gunna find ray mears :D

  • You guys are ridiculous, where are you going to find a ak - 47? Is there an army base next door? You guys must play too much Call of Duty.

  • Just act like you're a zombie, then the zombies wont do anything to you. 

  • @YoungMoney835 Actually, they'd smell you out. And they can tell you're human by means unknown. Nothing can fully hide the smell of a living human from an undead human, not even being smothered in rotting matter. Read up on your bionecrology/zombiology.

  • I like this guy, and his videos, but i think that if a zombie apocalypse did happen, he'd be one of the first people to die, honestly. :T

  • In a zombie outbreak, the first place i would go is the Nerf shop...

  • the only wep i'd need is chuck norris.

  • I would go in groups of three armed with no shot guns unless they were styrkers auto clip shot guns my choices are the best for me a ninja clock and ak 47 including a couple extra toys daddy will want to bring along maby a couple of walter p 22s

  • @were443 good job figuring that out batman, the only thing is it's illegal to have a real gun out in public without it concealed in a holster, so of course he had to use an airsoft gun.

  • You guys are all wrong.

    The AK-47 sniper rifle. This thing is capable of doing lethal damage at 1,300 feet, with a 7.62×39mm cartridge and a muzzle velocity of around 710 metres per second. Fucking incredible.

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  • awsome killing zombies and making supper

  • HES IN UMBRELLA

  • 2:38

    I'm loving the fact that he rips into resident evil, yet he's wearing an umbrella corp. sweatband.

  • i would go for a rugged semiautomatic rifle or carbine, since im a normal person i cannot aim well with a pistol, a rifle is the simples range weapon one can be taught to use thus i can engage whatever hostiles from a safer distance, it also works as a bludgeon or.... well something between me and whatever attacking?

    besides for the most dangeroud enemy id come across other human i can outrange mr handgun any day and scavange/steal gear from his dead cold hands XD

  • @MrMightyOtter You are a fag go fuck yourself high up the ass with your dads dildo

  • gay nerd

  • @MrMightyOtter your mother is gay :D

  • Give me a lever action rifle and I think I could survive.

    If anyone thinks they can top the idea of a gun that is easy to clean, operate, and find ammunition such as a lever action or bolt action rifle (my weapons of choice), let me know.

  • @MultiFreezerShock SKS semiautomatic carbine uses the most common ammo (same as the bolt action) same ruggedness as a ak-47 shoots only semi automatic uses clips and breaks as quick as a ak-47 less aim but maby a good idea ?

  • @seekerofvision678 Pretty good, but if I came across the oppurtunity to take an M1-Garand, I would take it without any regret.

  • thats a airsoft gun its a we tech high capa haha

  • if u are in a mini skirt then shove the wepons up ur vag and tell the zombies to piss off back to france

  • da ells and asslocke or whatever he said?

  • 2 words, Spaz Shotgun

  • handguns are not by far the most effective weapons assault rifles are because ammunition is even easier to find than handgun ammunition because a lot of assault rifles use common hunting rifle calibres, and actually shotguns are very effective they kill very effectively and personally im not in britain so you can get whatever you need for shotguns and they actually do not need much time at all to reaload and if it is a pump they are very fast not to mention you can get semi ones

  • get a life

  • Here's what I would do, grab a beer at the local bar and wait for the whole thing to blow over :D

  • @GorgonTheMagicMan Lol, Shaun of the dead nice :D

  • @GorgonTheMagicMan you are a puss i would go survive they would get you