The Connery Tapes- James Bond 007 Outtakes

[beautysecretss]

GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE

A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. more.... One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. . Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.

If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy.

[SunGawdRa]

God, can not stop laughing at this...

[MissionExterminate]

Fucking great xD

[blackmoonartist]

-_-

[wraithRaptor]

Cocksaplenty hahahaha

[paytizzle]

Where was the scene at 5:00 filmed at?

[jgtdaw]

HILARIOUS!new bond.

[jayjayguillermo]

@elisavet4eva Damn you wikipedia!

[jayjayguillermo]

I want to show this to Sean Connery, you know what I WILL show this to him.

Too bad he's dead.

[NorthTexasTornados]

@jayjayguillermo he is alive.

[RAIV99]

Gf's cute.

[Robaaat]

"Well, it appears the ...

*sunglasses*

penis is in the vagina."

YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[NikoBellicSerbia30]

lol with dog is very hilarious , expecially how dog breathing xD xD xD

[CSS171717]

3:21 Actually brought tears to my eyes.

[Sgwpod]

your cock does not intimidate me, the cock of connery will not be threatened

[spamstoper3]

Hilarious

[TheBobohj]

15:55 to17:30 best part

[TheArnab19]

fuking laser pointed at ur dick hahahah!!

[TheArnab19]

fuking laser pointed at ur dick hahahah!!

[TheArts8]

@inlovewithcacao pure gold waka waka

[brannighan212]

That Was Fucking Hilarious

[CaptainTae]

This might be the worst Connery impression ever.

[baseballheaven2009]

The Cock of Connery

[rugbyvagrant7]

this is genius

[MultiLolsen]

this is Awezome shit!

[cameranzo1]

He looks more like Jaws...

[mortalK0mbat012]

this shit is funny 

[MrILikeBreadsticks]

try pausing at 00:29



[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

If You Do Not Find This Funny You Have No Sense Of Humor.....

[atomichead777]

at 2:22

haha, he's trying not to laugh

[KBAYIZZ]

Best lines ever:

I'm gonna tell U what's pivotal to me. My dick. I will not suffer the indignity of having a fucking laser pointed at the cock of connery. ( i would say it exactly like that) I do not take lasers to the head of the dick.

[Pyr0Maniac01]

Pussy Galore? right and I'm Cocks-a-plenty

[rumeroo]

he looks more like dan akroyd than sean connery...

[jazzx251]

That first hissy-fit was so American.

Viewing terminated at 0:31

[MrILikeBreadsticks]

pause at 00:29

[AnSiB]

COCK OF CONNERY! PURE GENIUS! 

[killthatbeast]

dam your lady is hot ....

[iipie1]

4:27 is when he starts it 4:57 is when it ends wow huh excuse me wow come again? huh wow where not going to make a fuck film....om ohhh are you serise? oh my god your going to stand here and...i need...i need asstence i need i!...oh god uh ah uh uh HELP!! looks at carmra =O lol.

[iipie1]

4:27 is when he starts it 4:57 is when it ends wow huh excuse me wow come again? huh wow where not going to make a fuck film....om ohhh are you serise? oh my god your going to stand here and...i need...i need asstence i need!...oh god uh ah uh uh HELP!! looks at carmra =O lol.

[0743pm]

americans = stupid

[ikillyouhahahalameo]

@0743pm germans = lesbians/aids

[steveyboi7]

4kin load of shite !!!!!! enuff said !!!!!!!!

[OriginalRecipeMovie]

"coffee break, everyone. while he finishes up."

[OriginalRecipeMovie]

"we're not going to make a... a fuck film."

[Mr11MUSICMAN]

Please don't rape my leading actress!

[67CopperHead]

you have woken the Cock of connery  Now it must fest LOL that is Funny

[MagicalWafflez]

cocksa plenty

[laughingtiger123]

30 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Jerk.

[bobszvetics1]

this sucks

[BusterSeptimusPrime]

The names Boned, James Boned, GET IT! I SAID BONED, INSTEAD OF BOND! HA!

[delmer221]

Wish this had ended at 16 seconds instead of 16 minutes. Absolute trash, why did you even bother?

[CasparWilson]

worst accent ever

[drake4321]

please conrey don't rape my lead actress

[BusterSeptimusPrime]

Howbout Coin Nickle or Bill Dollar Or Cash Cent?!

[Trollnumber12]

Brockley, Brockley, I can't have a man-dog baby!

[eenam786]

Very very FUNNY & better than James Bond PussyGlore:-)))

[ThePokeyPictures]

the goddamn aians got some wierd fuckin fetishes!!! i nearly pissed myself

[DrCavePhD]

Very funny video. Love when the gun is snapped in half. "Dr. No, i'll give you a better name for a villian: Fisty McNiggins...Rape MacAlister."

[DrCavePhD]

Very funny video. Love when the gun is snapped in half.

[EddieNeeds100Deeds]

Is that your wife?

[AsurorusA]

a lil touch of racism >.>

[pausebeforeviewtube]

my name is boned, james boned

[realgoon28]

- "blacks are nomore than chocolate jews" ahaa hilarious

[leauxbert]

207 people awakened the cock of Connery.

[ColtSegura]

hahaha i love when he karate chops the gun in half

[VladmirVonDoughty]

4:35

"The cock of connery has been awaken. And now it must feast."

[vintason]

idiot....

[lochlandb]

his mouth is on one side of his face like trollface

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

I totally dig the ducks at 14:55

[PufferBluntman]

Is that hair of Bond made of plastic? 

[TaranAlvein]

Really, you look more like Lupin III than Sean Connery as James Bond. Maybe you should give that some thought.

[vivalalvam]

this is un funny

[McBoothie94]

oh i feel sorry for her to have to suffer through that mouth rape, and then slap then mouth rape

[Mth1127991]

I was expexting this to be dumb, but funny shit!

[GuitarxWolf]

The cock of Connery has been awakened, and now it must feast!

[freefallstylin]

The cock of connery will NOT be threatened!

[999charlieboy]

hmmmm... reminds me more of the bad guy in Men in Black than Sean Connery...

[disturbed4ever2]

that girl is so hot

[atrain9541]

yah and my name is cocksaplenty

[BobbyTheRagingDriver]

Sean Connery went on to like chocolate Jews.

[bigfabe12]

actually... my hair is orange... *SLAP!!!!!!*

[dude13zo]

When did the first James Bond movie come out.

[quickestwhiteboy]

on 5:04 LOOOOOOOL

[IOWABOY1000]

The girl you guys used is fuckin FIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE!!

[quickestwhiteboy]

@IOWABOY1000 He used the same girl the whole time lol

[IOWABOY1000]

@quickestwhiteboy I know and she is fuckin hot lol

[quickestwhiteboy]

@quickestwhiteboy lol yeh idk why she let his fatass stick that thong down her throat.. if it was me Id be fingering her at the same time while the cams aiming up lol

[DH22295]

@quickestwhiteboy there is something called love man

[quickestwhiteboy]

@DH22295 There is something called coco butter and cleanix for you

[DH22295]

@quickestwhiteboy COCO FOR COCO PUFFS!!

[Xero328]

If the girl you used is interested in acting, have her email me with some headshots and her contact info. I would definitely try to use her in one of my film projects.

[explodingshoe]

Did anyone notice the ducks on the other side of the fence?

[Edge111189]

14:22 factional Inaccuracy! LOL! all of them are true

[seksyen4babyface]

the focking laser pointed AT THE COCK OF CONNERY

[snatchadams69]

Love "Honor Blackman's" reaction to her sexual assault hilarious and apparently I'm a chocolate Jew keep it up guys...

[starwarsfreek136]

awsome



[KI4HDO]

James bond wouldn't be caught in a cheap suit like that, Give me a break..

[quickestwhiteboy]

@KI4HDO Caught in a cheap suit like that? It's a spook dumbass not the real bond you fucking idiot give yourself a break and read the description

[xTrOniiK]

wait was the part with the black like fake or was it realty? was the black guy part of the skript or is it just a random guy?

[JustApproved]

Chocolate Jews

[ailm96094]

lolz alot

[gaeros]

I know alot of Bond character names are silly, but Moneypenny is a real last name. It's a popular name in the United Kingdom.

[babbagesociety]

This is a great impression of Will Ferrel's Connery impression. lol

[FullMetalJacket333]

"Thats like saying black people dont like fried chicken, its a factual inaccuracy!"

[50bento]

wow

[AmbroseProductions]

that is one of the worst Connery accents i have ever heard, i apologize.

[WarriorClass22]

zzzz....



[spanky8477]

How do you make your hair look like that??? Is it a wig or is it his actual hair?

[ACtheLegend]

I haven't watched this in ages, forgot how funny it was. Also, watch the dog attack scene and pretend the dog's name is Brocolli for added humour.

[ogcarpenter]

your shit

[qwertyuioptimothy]

this is crap

[dkamran]

WOW - THAT WAS TRULY FUNNY ... THIS COULD EASILY BE A NEW COMEDY SHOW ON MTV OR COMEDY CHANNEL - VERY, VERY GOOD - PLEASE GET THIS PRODUCED!! CHEERS!

[LukeLovesRose]

Great video! Still!

[irelands01]

was the writer of this a jew? cause i think he might have been.

[acciesfan8]

not the cock of connery

[soupdawhoop]

thats an awesome dog

[DutchessSin]

that looks quite uncomfortable, the mouth position. My cheeks would hurt.

[maxacorn]

she seems to be a rather good sport about being raped. then again, it is the cock of connery.

[suigintou1fan]

@maxacorn Its not rape if you enjoy it ;D

[amarsbarr]

hahahahahahahaah LOL!!!

[2Seatroll2]

chocolate jews XD

[TheBigDickInYourAss]

this sucks

[colloredbrothers]

"the dick shoots out! it does not get shot at"

[ValioRamy]

17:30 ???

[MrSunnyp45]

LMAO hhahaha i find this so funny lmao um the but wen he has those long arms

[gracey62uk]

the guy looks like dan aykroyd... lol

plus his sean connery impersonation sucks....

[adventcore93]

ill tell you whats pivotal to me, my dick.

[BUTTERNUTSballscock]

the cock of connery thats new

[jjfan824]

"Ha! Take that ya Kosher bastards!" lol the political incorrectness of the 60s.

[Fuchizaa]

He looks like Dan Aykroyd

[OooSPGooO]

Did you know that "Connery" sounds like " Connerie", which in French means "Bullshit" :p

[jlc2100]

hey every body chek out th clips for the new game red dead redemption its fucking awsome!!!

[jlc2100]

pussey galor what ! ok im going to rape you "wait what oh no keep roling".

[10010056]

You're an epic faggot.

[darenbigdaddy]

check this version out LOL

watch?v=5FRVn18enWQ

[SgtHail]

I am jewish!!!!

I liked this :D

[evan3y]

I told her to shake it, not stir it!

[Mrjohnwalky]

lol cock of connery lol

[GunRyd3r]

it was pivotal in the video

[seanyator]

"Now it must feast oh too late"

[rajr110]

cock of conrey has been awaken loooooooool

[pawleta22]

stupid

[kanharn]

this was really unfunny.

desperate jokes that feel forced out.

Load of shit, I would skip it

[jamesbloomfield89]

5:12 tripod in shot! not funny at all!

[GoingGaGa5678]

lmfao

[edendown]

he looks like dan aykroyd...

[BrutalWaffle]

umm lets see NOT funny

[aubbles46]

he sounds like he's from new york or something

[thalanoth]

the cock of connery rofl

[XinBiDe]

funny but i'm not sure they needed the rape scene in there.

[Swoop223]

XinBiDe, let me guess you're an american right?

[XinBiDe]

@Swoop223 You don't have to guess when my name is a link to my profile, which includes my nationality.

Just like you don't have to be an American to think this rape joke doesn't add to the humor. There are funny rape jokes, I daresay, but this was not one of them.

Thank you for your racism. Let me guess: you're a Swede? Oh snap.

[Swoop223]

Nah, I just took a wild guess, nowdays it's fairly common americans banning sex and favoring violence instead. Racist eh? Isn't "bigotry" the correct world you should have used instead? I don't detest/hate americans noir any race for that matter hence no "racism".

[XinBiDe]

@Swoop223 I meant racism, but you're right, bigotry would've been just as acceptable. I chose the word racism because I think bigotry is too soft.

Personally, I make a distinction between sex and rape, and I associate rape with violence more than I do sex.I have no problem with sex in games, such as the nudity in God of War, for example.

[XOXTheDarkKnightXOX]

the dick shoots out, it does not get shot at lol

[ProfesorGaylord]

Broccoli! ! '! ! ! ! !

Broccoli I think I shit myself

[LJAUTY]

am guessin tht fella likes it ruff lol the horny bastard haha n aww dat dog bwess him x

[LJAUTY]

"do u understand me brussel sprout" lmao this bloke is mental x

[basca2]

hahahahahaha.. lol

[REALBIGMAC]

The cock of connery! LMAO!

[izzythecubemaster]

15:55 best part

[ilikeknives133]

"Sean, you're cock does not intimidate me or anyone else" lol

[sweetglenn]

@ilikeknives133

Oh, for God's - get the grammar right!

[tonymanutd]

Damn this is soooo bad.Reminded me of one of those ed wood horrors,that were never actually horrors,but unintentional bad comedys.Maybe if you had a guy who could do sean connery,it might have just been bearable.

[spectrekitty]

"Broccoli, I can't have a man-dog baby!" lol...

[P2J6O8]

That guy who SUPOSEDLY play Connery was PATHETIC & the whole thing overall was THE STUPIDEST THING EVER SAW, I don't even know why I wasted my time watching this.

[Lancex9384]

Wow, that chick is smokin'

[nilihelm]

4:30 to 5:00 is fucking ridiculous XD

[SeanBrannigan]

lol that f'n funny as hell

[MMA4LFE]

Absolutely brilliant!! Funny love your vids

[jbeezyKFF]

HOLY SHIT this is the funniest vid i have seen in a very long time

[aerozeppelin75]

Do u understand me Brussel Sprouts? holy shit that was hilarious