Wizard People, Dear Reader - WHOOSHERS (Chapter 9)

[TheAlliedFox]

"TADA, TADA, TADA forever, amen."

[perleffekt]

"fuck off, you fuck"

[LazyNinja07]

I am laughing so hard, omg.

[MsDamnstraight]

"harry overhears a red headed mother of a red headed herd of children speak widardly"

[Ozker1313]

"Fudge off, you fuck!" Says the horrible man.

[iamthewalrusQ]

TA DA! TA DA! TA DA FOREVER!

[crayonzliektodrum]

@iamthewalrusQ amen

[zane98zane]

i herd you wirnle ur scrit

[chiefsfan713]

Thank God for the Irish! lmao

[BandIsBetter12]

RON IS SO PRECIOUS ♥

[AntiTwilight101]

Every single line of this better than the one before it.

[bantar420]

"fudge off you fuck" said the horrible man, hes obviously a goutish fucker

[kyrola44]

"Well bless my nippers!" Cries Harry

[breemakeupbeauty]

fred and george are adorable

[ststafford]

TA-DA TA-DA TA-DA FOREVER!

[queenparmesean]

@ststafford Amen

[0lecm0g]

Thank god for the Irish!

[bonerghost]

"Ho-ly balls," he thinks. "Willikers. I'm not doing that."



[irishfaye93]

"Follow them, Harry", says Harry to himself.

"Follow them or die."

[whatbefalls13]

Like a reversal birth.

[juicelayerr]

follow them or die

[EasyLeeHON]

If Gilbert Gottfried had written Harry Potter, it would be like this.

[AntiTwilight101]

Wilikers!

[wolverinefangowings]

THANK GOD FOR THE IRISH!!

[iatrestman]

"Well bless my nippers" cries Harry, "bless them all day long"

[YamiBakurafangirl]

4 people couldnt find the platform...

[CashISloverly316]

"fudge off, you fuck" =D

[mawdcj]

THANK GOD FOR THE IRISH!

[haxelex]

Follow them...or DIE

[a1r2h3m4]

"Well, bless my nippers, cries Harry. Bless them all day long!"

[Avistiff]

Fudge off you fuck. Thank god for the Irish!

[Solveigster]

"follow them harry" says harry to himself

[HoudiniMan87]

lol "fudge off, you fuck!"

[Emwo]

Maybe Hogwarts didn't exist, the reader thought, "Perhaps when Harry ran into a wall he slammed into it and passed out leaading into a coma that makes up all of his adventures"

[LuciaTheGoddess]

FOLLOW THEN HARRY! FOLLOW THEM OR DIE!

[potatosizzle]

thank god for the irish

[filmfanatic128]

well bless my nippers...bless them all day long

[starpies]

"Where's Platform 9 3/4?"

"Fudge off you fuck."

It makes me laugh hysterically every time.

[TheXenoChemist]

"Thank God for the Irish!" Indeed.

[mariguingui]

"Where's platform 9 3/4?"... "Fudge off, you fuck!" says the horrible man. He's obviously a gaudish fucker.

[mariguingui]

Where's platform 9 3/4? Fudge off, you fuck! says the horrible man. He's obviously a gaudish fucker.

[danielinsporto]

tada! Tada! TADA FOREVER! AMEN!!

[ParaTobEnce]

fudge off, you fuck!

thank god for the irish

holy balls

excuse me, irish lady

tada tada tada forever. amen

well bless my nippers bless them all day long

[sonofagunder]

"crimsons his bottom" ahahahahaha

[Missezmicky]

"Well bless my nippers" Says Harry, 'bless them all day long."

[pennypyro42]

Come to think of it, i think the Weasleys are Irish Catholic...think about it...not just the red hair, but they have seven kids. Seven.

[pennypyro42]

Thank God for the Irish!

[inferi085]

Follow them, or die.

[Useless2112]

"Helsinki syndrome"?

[creekstar7]

Well bless my nippers! Bless them all day long! XD

[XxCHeeSeDoNKeYxX]

"FUDGE OFF, YA FUCK," says the horrible man. XDDDDD

[ConwayObama]

harry feels dreadfully alone, but in a way, it is a thrilling situation

[abo1493]

follow them or die!

[TsarIvanIV]

TADAA FOREVER! Amen.

[michellethehawtie]

WHILLIKERS.

[Elizacoco]

Ta-dah! Ta-DAH! TA-DAH FOREVER!

[SaviSkittle]

bless my nippers, bless them all day long

[SaviSkittle]

THANK GOD FOR THE IRISH!

[pennypyro42]

@SaviSkittle i'll Amen to that!

[iamronnie]

"Follow them Harry," says Harry to himself. "Follow them or die."

[slrnielsen]

"Harry overheard the red-headed mother of red-headed children speak Wizardly." Ha!

 Awesome.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Gingers have no souls!

[rachhlove26]

COPPERCAB! :)

[nz540]

"Well bless my nippers! cries Harry. Bless them all day long" haha

[kevinthegrasshopper]

thank god for the irish

[TamerahSkies]

"Ta da! Ta da! Ta da forever, Amen."

[Pianoismyantidrug2]

Bless my nippers!

[companioncubexglados]

Bless them all day long!

[jamie33190]

Platforms are not broken up that way! Willikers!

[xXxPetenTronxXx]

fudge off you fuck hahahaha

[psyaaahbishes]

"Holy balls! I'm not doing that he thinks"

[insanepoet9]

"Fudge off, fucker!" LOL

[Merkin4pres64]

"Excuse me, Irish Lady..."

[seraphrevan]

Willikers!

[jamaldope]

"Follow them harry, says harry to himself." ahha i love this

[BoogieBot91]

"Follow them or die!"

Hahaha!

[mouserichi]

Bless my nippers?!?  hahahahaha XD

[raptorhunter104]

thank god for the irish harry hears the red head mother of a red headed herd of children

[angelremorse]

ta da! ta da! ta da forever!

[Paddlefaster93]

"Bless my nippers!" cries harry, "Bless em all day long"

[kkjm94]

A red-headed herd of children. Lmao.

[Soulabyse]

pork family project lmao

[Mely6990]

"He's obviously a goudish fucker."

[sheerbeauty]

Sweetly crimsons his bottom!

[flutterbuddie]

lol 'Thank god for the Irish.'

[AmandasMoviesAndMore]

"FUDGE OFF, YOU FUCK."

Oh my god, I lol'd so hard.

[Mank25]

Willikers!

[rspunch]

Reverse birth!

[mattieee08]

WELL BLESS MY KNICKERS. bless them alllll day long.

[buttslaporchestra69]

what the hell is meant by nine and three quarters? platforms are not broken up that way! willickers!

[mattypants3]

"fudge off you fuck" said the horrible man, who was obviously a goutish fucker.

[3xKasumix3]

"Well, bless my nippers," thought Harry, "bless them all day long."

[GoatFace99]

TADA TADA TADA! TADA FOREVER!

AMEN.

[emoguy141]

lol this guy has gods larnyx

[mrzl13]

"follow them harry" says.. harry... to himself.

follow them or die.

[missingNYCITY]

Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da forever! Amen.

[BrendanIsCool]

thank god for the irish indeed

[dasirrlicht]

ho-ley balls.

[kittyprydex]

As far as the movie version is concerned, I don't think Harry believed a damn thing about magic until he blew through that barrier.

Thank God for the Irish, indeed!

[slackmastercg]

thank goodness for the irish

[6our6vampire6hearts]

TA DA FOREVER, AMEN!!!!

[markvol]

"well bless my nippers" thought Harry "bless them all day long"

[casey11592]

"what the hell is meant by 9 and 3/4?? platforms are not broken up that way! wilikers!"

[iloveoperons]

"ta da! ta da! ta da forever! amen"

this made me scream laugh...hopefully my neighbors are out. :)

[tangoproductions]

my thoughts exactly, youmakemesmile3.

[youmakemesmile3]

i fucking love you.

[Luv2Sing15]

bless my nippers cries harry, bless them all day long

[companioncubexglados]

He is obviously a goudish fucker.

[bulletkip]

FUDGE OFF, YOU FUCK!

[casey11592]

"follow them...or die..."

[skandarsgirl01]

red-headed herd of children!

excuse me irish lady?

tada tada tada forever amen.

[PhistMan]

TA-DAH! TA-DAH! TA-DAH FOREVER!

[jerzkid87]

ta da ta da ta da for ever LOLZ

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"Wilikers!"

[BareMaximum]

Ta da! Ta da! Tada forever. Amen.

[dragonboyjgh]

"thank god for the irish!" lol

hellsinky syndrome?

[jdund117]

"Fudge off, you fuck," says the horrible man.

[ChokingHazard515]

Thank God For the Irish LMAO

[SugarCoatedSushi]

Red-headed herd of children.

That does describe the Weasley family. LOL!

[willowpuff]

"Harry feels dreadfully alone at this point, but in a way it is a thrilling situation"

The way that's said in that really monotone way just... cracked me up.

[mfielder95]

follow them. follow them or die

[NoveltySocks]

Well bless my knickers, bless them all day long

[loonygrl90]

"Platforms are not broken up that way! Willickers!"

"'Follow them, Harry,' says Harry to himself. 'Follow them, or die.'"

"Ta da! Ta da! Ta da forever! Amen.

'Well, bless my nippers,' cries Harry."

[willowpuff]

"Holy balls" was another one I think. hahahahahaha

[LoonyLuna08]

Thank God for the Irish.

Holy Balls! I'm not doing that he thinks.

[Uzumaki39]

Ta da! Ta da! Ta da forever! Amen!

Well bless my knickers! Bless them all day long!

I FUCKING LOVE IT XD

[EricNinden]

"Nippers", not knickers.

[tomorrowneverknew]

bless your nippers Brad, bless them all night long!

[Tigereyez783]

tahdah tahdah, tahdah forever amen. lmao lmao

[granny1493]

tada tada tada 4 ever amen!!!! hahaha

[maestro1286]

Thank god for the Irish!

[Thrysmachus]

follow them or die...bwahaha!!

[InCahoots1]

fudge off, you fuck

[MaddieLyn]

And in Harry goes, like a reversal birth!

[CorpseInThisBed]

Bless my nippers, bless them all day long!

[ezaneegires]

this chapter has a bucket load of swears, I love it

[katiemckay]

TA DA, TA DA, TA DA FOREVER! AMEN!

[RustyIShacklefurd]

Follow them, or die!

Golden.

[headfirstxtaylorxx]

"and totally freakin' disappears on harry"

"platforms are not broken up that way, willickers!"

"holy balls! i'm not doin' that he thinks, willickers!"

"bless my nippers, says harry, bless them all day long"

[luckyelway]

"Platforms are not broken up that way! Willickers!"

[irishfreak222]

thank god for the irish

[irishfreak222]

and totally freakin dissapears on harry....

[sAndyTV]

Ta da, ta da, ta da forever!

[zhveer]

Amen! :D

[ilysmiile]

holy freakin balls. bless my nippers, bless them all day long.

Brad Neely you are the best freakin hilarious guy ever!!!!!! i hope you never totally freakin disapear!!!

[AirportMonkey]

FUNNY.

[macytron]

Brad Neely is my hero.

[glompedbybunnies]

Tadda, Tadda! Tadda forever!  Amen!

[ap22987]

in harry goes, like a reversal birth

hahahahahahahahahaha

love these videos

[slackmastercg]

well bless my nippers, bless them all day long

[SirGuttz]

Brad Neely is king!

[mothermuncher]

'Excuse me? Where's Platform 9 ¾?'

'Fudge off, you fuck', says the horrible man.

He's obviously a goutish fucker.

This guy is amazing

[FarthestManFromHome]

Thank god for the Irish! FTW

[angrykitty101]

"Excuse me, Irish lady, can you show me how to do that?"

[darlantro]

well bless my knickers, bless them all day long

[FrenchStyle911]

lol.....holy balls.....

[ali921812]

this guy is so funny man did he make another dub or something

i cant stop laughing

stay gold man stay gold

[millencolinman]

follow them harry, says harry to... himself

[jmobo93]

"Holy balls! I'm not doing that!" he thinks. "Wilikers!"

hehe..

[locustmunch]

niiiice

[Wetto360]

Fudge off you fuck!

[Octoberlilly]

Hahahaha, wtf, his face is great when he says, "Harry feels alone", That is so frigging great!!!

[silentjade77]

"willikers!"

[jeangeenie]

thank god for the Irish

[KillerTofu28432]

Bless my nippers. Bless them all day long!

[helioringer]

He's obviously a goutish fucker...

[deathcloud33]

Tada! Tada! Tada forever!

Amen.

[moistandwanting]

kabloomers!