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  • At some point in my life, I thought falling in love with fictional characters was stupid, irrational, and sad.

    Then...Mass Effect.

  • can i do this with the scars? i have a little, not much.

    do i have to do something special with tali from the beginning of the game?

  • @Iv0rY362 Play her loyalty mission and make sure you don't tell the others in the meeting what her father did, you'll need full paragon, I'm not sure if renagade works but if it does you'll need that full 2 (for convo options) and to ensure you get all the dialogue you should go talk with her bettween ever mission.

    I made the mistake 1st play through of not talking to her often enough and I diddnt get the "after kiss" dialouge.

  • gigity....

  • Among all the ladies in the game, Tali fits prefect with Shepherd. She has a better story and it's way more romantic how she's willing to try to die instead of being isolated

  • 7:29 "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

  • I prefer Tali to other characters. She has a better personality as she doesn't have a 'body' like miranda's for the player to focus on.

  • is me a short or long game

  • @swsk117 Middling length, unless you do every sidequest. Right around 20 hours or so.

  • @ironballs16 so if i played every day it would take me a weak.

  • @swsk117 Well, 20 hours per game, and I'd highly advise playing both ME1 and 2.

  • @ironballs16 thanks but 20 hours is kinda short compared to a game like skyrim

  • oops, my bad people, same directions, but in the 2nd* row.

  • go into google images, searching up tali face, the awesome picture will be the 5th from the left, (so start at left side then count five) if you haven't seen it yet, you really should

  • wow WTF IT WONT LET ME POST LINK!!!!! nooooooooooo!!

  • wow WTF IT WONT LET ME POST LINK!!!!! nooooooooooo!!

  • is this the concept art picture of tali that BioWare is going to be using? PLEASE RESPOND!!!

  • She's adorable. lol

  • I played the whole of ME1 without liason because i couldn't get Tali XD

  • See, now ME3s gonna be really awkward with tali and liara back at the same time....

  • How many times do you have to trigger a conversation like this with Tali to romance her?

  • @Elfrunner I feel the same way. I love the original 3 Halo games, but I won't be buying Halo 4 because I feel like the whole Master Chief story is good enough. Same with Mass Effect. I love the universum Bioware has created, but after ME3 I don't think there's a need for new games. We'll see but I believe Mass Effect 3 is the last game from ME saga I'll be playing.

  • ... and then, HE died. What a twist!

  • u know you've hit a new low when u get a crush on a video game character...

  • @NightmareRoach It's not that bad, call it a Platonic love :P

  • @NightmareRoach unfortunately, many people have been there

  • @NightmareRoach This low is not at all new to me, unfortunately. :3

  • Something about that mysteriousness to her character is such a turn on lol

  • He just threw her mask on the floor? What a jerk!

  • OMG! I'm Italian and now know that Tali has Arabian accent! That's kinda cool :D

  • Can we make romance with Tali if we are a FemShep?

  • Tali is the best character ever. . . .aside from maybe Merrill. I really can't choose, they're both so incredible.

  • @Aegrus100 Merrill? really? she's kind of an idiot

  • @DrNaviii I've heard that a lot. At first she's naive, which I attribute to living with the Dalish for her entire life.  In act III she actually gets a lot smarter and more. . . determined? I'm not sure how to say it. She improves if you do her quests and romance her, is what I'm saying.

    Anyway, I'm pretty sure most of her comments are intentionally jokes, as if she were really stupid, she would have become an abomination or something.

  • 2:04 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THE DANCE!!!!!

  • What makes Tali different from some of the other characters optional to romance is that she has a larger tone of innocence to her, she isn't cold and deadly (Miranda), a murderous criminal (Jack), a hardass soldier (Ashley), and you get the point. I'm Not saying the others are bad, just different.

  • @ultralugia jack has her innocence too. most of it was taken from her when she was a little girl but yeah.

  • Will Bioware let us see what they look like in ME3?

  • I guarantee Tali just watched the first series of Star Trek when doing "Research" on how this works. Or Shepard did, either way, captain James T. Kirk would be a proud man.

  • For a second there I thought Tali was going to call Shepard a dashing "swashbuckler". If she had, this romance would be on par with the Princess Bride.

  • yeah well, she's cute

    I think I'd even choose her over Liara

  • looks like Shepard is in the middle of some

    *puts on sunglasses"

    ...Talibrations

    YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • the fan thread of everyones favorite quarian is reaching 1000 pages!! realy? im supried you're..*puts on sunglasses* ...keeping a "tali" YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASAAAAHHHHHH

  • Has anyone played the Shadow broker DLC and red her Extranet data? It says that she bought Understanding Human Body language and a guide to Human Dating and installed various nerve stimulators into her suit. Gee Tali, that's quite a crush you have on commander Sheppard.

  • This is the main reason i'm buying ME3. To have her back in my arms again. I'm gonna build her a home on Rannoch and hopefully, get to see her face.

    I'll love you forever Tali.

  • @Ikola22 who did you have in ME1 then

  • "Wow, it's really hot in here."

    Awww. I love Tali.

  • WTF does her face look like

  • @BigRedDog71 fans been asking that question for years now, sadly Bioware wont release it DAMN IT

  • I just love how she jumps at 2:02 It's hilarious and cute. I can just picture different words:

    Shepard: You have nothing to be embarassed about Tali. I feel the same way about you.

    Tali: (jumps) HOLY BOSH'TET!!!

    Me: ROTFLMAO!!!

  • They damn right better show us what the quarians look like in ME3 :P

  • Thank you very much for the guide in the description it was extremely helpful

  • can u only have one interest in the game?

  • I swear, literally every love scene has the lady on top EXCEPT the end one for Jack(!). Not that I'm complaining; the view from down there is amazing.

  • does anyone know if u can still have relations with tali if u cant keep her from being exiled from the fleet?

  • @longliveitachi yeah you gain her loyalty if you dont show the evidence or use the renegade and paragon special speaches will also do so probably know that though havent tried the showing evidence so

  • @longliveitachi I just did that, but it's a real fucking pain in the ass. If you dont have enough paragon or renegade points, you can "rally the crowd".

    To do that, you would have had to return Veetor to tali in the beggining of the game (not to cerberus first) and you would have had to save kal*reegar on the mission where you recruited Tali.

    This worked for me: Right after the first part of the trial against tali, talk to veetor, ask him to talk for tali, then talk to Vex or what her name is

  • @longliveitachi Then to Reegar and then to all the other admirals. When you talk to the admirals it's important to ask (investigate) Admiral infight (or something like that)

    When you've done this, you should be able to "Rally the crowd" instead of using paragon/renegade, or show/dont show evidence.

    Tali wont be exiled and her fathers name wont be destroyed ^^

    If you find a playthrough with someone who did this, you can just copy what they did. That's what i did

  • Bios are didn't want to have to module Tali's face...

  • @MrDannyCoD

    Dude, the love story of Patrick and the pickle from Sponge Bob is better than Twilight.

  • STILL a better love story than twilight.....

  • i followed this well and gained the gamer score and a alien but as i was don't i looked at the extra and followed the help and dam well did it help me good thanks man for all of this (although if was mainly for tali.)

  • I kept walking down to engineering even after I had exhausted all dialogue options just to talk to her. I hope there's at least double the dialogue in ME3.

  • @mathcaou11

    Oh, there'll be more than that. We'll also get to see her face. It makes me sad that Mass Effect 3 is the last game.

  • i only watched this so i could see her face bloooody hell!

  • @xMitch360

    Mass Effect 3 is coming soon. It'll show her face there.

  • @Elfrunner Mass Effect 3 isn't the last game. It's only the last game with Shepard.

    I heard that future games are going to be less constricting in character creation, and maybe even have an Origin system like in Dragon Age where you can select from a number of races for your character to be. The Mass Effect universe is still vast and many sequels and prequels will be made. "Shepard is only the first step"-The President of Bioware said.

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb

    In other words, "We want to milk this franchise to death."

  • @sergio160 What lasting franchise is NOT milked?

    Every Nintendo game ever made is milked to death. Halo, Gears, Call of Duty and pretty much every other shooter. Call of duty being the worst by far, spanning their ninth game this year even though they've been around less than a decade. Final Fantasy has gone spoiled now they've been milked so hard, Assassin's Creed has had 3 sequels, only one is numbered, and even Battlefield is getting it's cartons filled.

    Mass Effect is fine.

  • @sergio160 Honestly, I encourage more Mass Effect games, because there's still a lot of questions people want answered, and they want to fully explore a galaxy only partially delved by Shepard.

    While those other games I listed can die and nobody would really care (Except maybe Halo), Mass Effect has a big enough story, and theology to follow up on with multiple Tie-ins and prequels. My only concern is I hope they don't adopt competitive multiplayer to try and sell their games.

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb

    Everyone of those games is slowly killing the franchise. Nintendo may milk their franchises but at least they do it right. Every Mario Stand-alone has gotten positive reviews or have introduced something new (ie Smash Bros, Mario Kart). As for Halo, CoD, FF, they've all lost their luster, AC will too unless they finish the damn story soon and quit dragging it. Also, Competetive MP will kill ME's story driven focus imo.

  • @sergio160 you do realize that the multiplayer is basically like Horde mode in Gears right? it really doesn't impact the story since your multiplayer is basically explained as the special forces fighting whilst Shepard is saving the galaxy. but i do agree with AC story, if their gonna make another pre-Desmond game they should give us a female ancestor to use; since not all his assassin ancestors are male right? that or just get to the assassins in modern times still using hidden blades

  • @sevenar7R

    I wasn't talking about the MP that ME3 will have, I was talking about if ME in the future will have Competetive MP, like the guy I was replying to was hoping for. As for AC, I think the next game should be the biggets one yet, and the closing of the story. Knowing Ubisoft, they will probably drag it on as much as they can though.

  • @sergio160 "like the guy I was replying to was hoping for."

    No, I said I hope they DON'T adopt competitive multiplayer. Please re-read. I think it would ruin a good amount of the game too. I like the ME3 survival mode with unlockables, but a competitive MP would ruin Mass Effect as much as an MMO tie-in.

  • @sergio160 Also, you can't exactly "Milk it right", and there is A LOT I can say about recent Nintendo games. I have a list of things wrong with Other M, Galaxy, Twilight Princess, and many other nintendo games that simultaneously have good reviews (From bias old farts), and tons of issues many have pointed out. I agree with the others losing their lust, and I nearly lost it when I heard 3 more Halo games. AC: Brotherhood was good, but Revelations pushed it too far.

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb

    Other M was alright, but Twilight Princess was pretty damn good, as well as Galaxy, Super Smash Bro's Brawl, Mario Kart, Super Mario World 3D. Nintendo knows how to handle a franchise I'd say. I'm no fanboy, but their characters are the face of gaming. I think AC brotherhood and AC revelations should've been a single game, Revelations was so short.

  • @sergio160 Good pint. I disagree on Other M. It was a disrespectful, bastardization to the franchise and Samus' character. Terrible story, sub-par gameplay, and an insulting narrative ruined the game and has made it the black sheep of Metroid. I also don't care much for Zelda, but I know many Zelda fans, and friends who really liked, but also had issues with TP. Also, this Mario Kart, and 3D remake crap is bullshit to begin with. It's lazy and people wave it off just cause "Nintendo!"

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb

    Zelda, TP is definitely the best in the series and alot of Zelda fans agree. Mario Kart and Super Mario 3D land is pretty fun, it is the only game on the 3DS that really makes use of the 3D. Mario Kart 7 also added a lot of things to the formula. It isn't lazy if you actually check out the game, lots of unique levels and good ways of utilizing 3D. Anyway, the whole point of this convo was to say that I think they should take their time with the ME franchise.

  • @sergio160 I'm sorry, but no, lol. TP is not the best by a long shot. I'm not a major fan, but most do not agree, I know a lot of fans and attend a good amount of gaming conventions if I can, and if the Zelda conversation is ever brought up, the first two games mentioned as the best are always Ocarina, and Majora's Mask.

  • @sergio160 And I'm sorry, but it's lazy. 7 titles and 3D remakes aren't winning a lot of people over in today's market. Nintendo is suffering right now, and despite decent sales in gaming at best, they're still losing a vast amount of income at almost $1 billion per year now. I remember checking sales records and Nintendo is falling pretty deep, taking up less than 20% of current game sales, with Sony and Microsoft (Ironically the company with less titles) taking back 40% each.

  • @sergio160 Now I'm not saying sales make their games good, but Nintendo is failing due to poorer marketing strategies in the U.S (They are still strong in Japan), stupid as fuck gimmicks (The Wii bowling ball? The Wii Snowboard? The "Wiings"?), and a lack of originality in game development. Now I'm not saying Sony and Microsoft are being the more original ones here with constant Halo, and Final Fantasy sequels, but I was sick of Mario's endless milking 10 years ago, much less now.

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb bioware has stated that they will make more mass effect games(well games in the same universe) but mass effect 3 is the end of the story for commander sheperd

  • @swhaw I'm aware, I pointed that out >.>

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb sorry didnt look too far back -.- my bad

  • @dxBIGBOSSxb

    If it's an MMORPG, I won't care. When I said "last game", I meant the last game in this current story arc. I know it won't spell the end of the Mass Effect franchise itself - there are already side games like Galaxy and the forthcoming Infiltrator; it's a cash cow like Halo. If they can make another sequel, or even a prequel, as good as these three have been and in the same style, then I'm on board. If they go the online route, then ME3 will be the last game for me.

  • FUCK YOU BIOWARE AND YOUR BLOCKED OUT SEX SCENES!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MsFireKitsune

    You know what I say? Bioware ought to just go all-out with Mass Effect 3 and show everything. As it was, they were forced to tone the sex scenes down in Mass Effect 2 because of what they did in the first game. They should just give the censors the finger and show it all, like it's shown in God of War and other games.

  • //SQUEALLLLLLL

    

  • what do you do after you talk to her do a mission finish it then talk to her or. wait an hour or some thing.then talk to her.

  • @sonic97dx do a mission :)

  • ugh i wanted to see her face so bad!!!!!!

  • forgive for unleashing my sensitive side but she is so adorable. i hate myself for choosing miranda even though she is hot but if i would have known i could go for tali then i would have. i thought i could only choose between miranda and jack. ._.;.... and then i tell myself its just a game lol.

  • damn it i wish she was real...

  • I swear its like Tali is the daughter of Master Chief!

  • @captdavid160 Except Master Chief can shoot his way out of a bunch of geth.

  • @SergeantSmiles100 Launch the suicide mission and the cutscence will start

  • hoooow romantic.

  • im stuck at the part in 625, it doesnt go to the part in the captains room? Help

  • 1:25 uhh.. what does she mean? the suit or the room?

  • @antonio100f That EXACTLY what its like for me!

  • If I don't get to build her a house on the homeworld I'll never play a Bioware game again.

  • @UntoTheBreach24 haha I agree!! Best Quote here!

  • Fuck, i feel bad for Tali, i reject her because i want remain faithful to Liara

  • @DarklingAA You can cheat on Liara and still remain friends. In the LoTSB DLC you can tell Liara it's because she was obsessed and manic over the Shadow Broker and she'll totally be cool with it. She'll still be loyal to you, and if you want, you can make amends in ME3 and take her back.

  • Can someone tell me how I get her to get me into the mass effect core to ''talk''? All i have been able to do is tell her im interested in her too. Help?

  • @NCsmallCHILDREN she doesn't. only miranda "talks" to you in the core. tali goes to your cabin.

  • I've seen a lot of mass effect videos. I have to say that all your Shepards are SO ugly.

  • haaaaa.... just like merril

  • @antonio100f Foxhound Commando Merrill, or the Pokemon?

  • I'm just gonna say it.

    I physically can't do a playthrough of ME2 without romancing her. I tried so hard not to, but the cute-ness gets too much.

    LOVE U TALI :)

  • "Come on you little bosh'tet!" XD that always makes me laugh.

  • Admiral Koris Vas QWIB QWIB is not gonna like the fact she's dating a Human.

    P/S: Don't ask about the name...

    LOL!

  • 1:25 LAME ESCUSE TALI! 1:46 tali u just admitted it right outloud that u like sherpard

  • Damn Tali's the best, mysterious and cute. How one could possibly romance another.

    I LOVE U TALI.

  • why does it seem like bioware made the most effort in having tali actually more emotional in her feelings towards shepard same as jack as well but i didnt like jack much. It's just that mirandia seemed flat emotionally must be her superior genetics lol

    yer i always go for tali

  • @graeme7891 the voice acting plays a big role in it, listen to tali when shes asking shepard if he's still intrested, you hear the hope but you can also hear the fear, jacks voice actor illustrates the same,

  • I admit that whenever I play ME2, I always romance Tali.

  • tali is just so damn cute even if i cant see her face

  • we cant see her face, but she is one of the most interesting characters in ME universe and we love her

  • In Mass Effect 3 I better get to see her face. 

  • I find her adorable :D

  • you got a alien wife man !!! Nice score !!!!

  • I had a female shepard and was about to complete the game for first time, then I saw I could have a romance with tali.

    Fuck it I complete game 1 and 2 all over so I could be with her (and still have my desicions)

  • Wait she could die during the mission if you have romance with her

  • we still didnt get to see her face D:

  • So is she alive at the end of mass effect 2 ? Please answer!

  • @MrLeony9797 no she dies.

  • @MrLeony9797 it depends if you make the right choices on the suicide mission

  • when i saw the end of the video i said *then they died from aids*

  • Hi Im Commander Shepard, and I'm the biggest virgin killer in the galaxy...

  • I like Miranda best as of now but I could like Tali better If I saw her face. If she looks kinda like Krystal from star fox then I'm really interested.

  • if bioware dont show tali face in mass effect 3 im going to their building and take a shit on their front door

  • I have expected a caption to say "Tali died later that night from an STD" :P

  • yeah another virgin score,that risks her life for shepard,hilarious alpha hunter scene <3

  • Shes cute

  • That's what I like about Tali. She seems like a lamb in conversation, but she's a tiger in the bedroom.

  • 0:00 SO MUCH SPACE. SPACE. SPAAAAAAACE. Tell me that did not automatically remind you of the Space Sphere.

  • Aw, she's so cute! ^_^

  • Scene Selection

    (No, it doesn't)

  • I decided not to romance anyone in the first two games, then for ME3 I'm probably going to end up with Tali...

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  • who esle has the feeling that in the next game theyre gonna have tali take her mask off and she's gonna be fucking ugly

  • @warhawk9566 Judging from Shepards expression at 07:30 tells that she might not be so bad looking. Don't be so insensitive.

  • @TFZJoakim i liked the character and i always chose the romance option with her. but i just got this feeling the developers are gonna do that

  • @warhawk9566 They kind of hinted at quarian faces behind the mask in ME1. ME2 added the opaque visor, but I think there's still an underlying model that can be partially revealed with clipping errors. Best I can tell, they're thinner then humans and kind of grey.

  • Anyone else find Tali's accent incredibly cute?

  • @nhaer042 Aye. It's music to my ears.

  • @nhaer042 Yeah and she's thick too. I likes.

  • @nhaer042 yes

  • @nhaer042 tell me about it... thats the only reason why i picked her over miranda

  • @nhaer042

    Everything about Tali is incredibly cute.

  • @Elfrunner True. True.

  • love the accent

  • I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite pussy on the normandy!

  • Ah Bioware... how do you troll so much and make me love it? :D

  • Wait, so after all that you don't even get to see her face!? Bah.

  • Going where no human has gone before. Gether DONE!

  • Sheperds gettin some

  • Acheivement Unlocked = Pulled a Quarian

  • I took tali with me on one of the parts of the suicide mission and she was carried away by bugs. I wanted to cry but i was so sad that my mind neglected to do so

  • @TheCitrusGames Same, she got dragged away too. Im replaying it so Tali is with me in ME3.

  • Man, you'd think that taking off Tali's mask would be harder than removing a bra...

  • Can someone help me, so I'm at the part where when u go talk to her she says she'll find a way to be with u before the final mission, and I'm at the part where as soon as I go to the galaxy map, I play as joker and everyone gets taken away, do I gotta go up to my room to "do her" or does it happen automatically? Please help.

  • @RHCPndRATM As soon as you start the suicide mission she automatically activates the romance scene, i too initiated romance with her as well since...

  • @RHCPndRATM

    it happens automatically

  • Note to self = Don't fall in love with fiction characters.

  • I Think Tali's/Quarians Faces are just pale blue/purple-ish humanoid faces

  • id tap that

  • After she says "Um...Are you still interested?" I was hooked.