How to successfully FAIL at Portal, Part 1

[virtuashalo]

You could try the portal enywere trick typie in on you tube portal tricks and cheats

[ianmeesters88]

how is this a fail XD you got ninja skills dude :P

[nowthatscrazy]

RRROADING . . .

[CrAzYBG96]

ONLY Chuck Norris can watch this video in HD

[kingsnoofer]

This is Wheatley after a few drinks. He's a mean drunk lol.

[Kittycatcatcat12]

I like your accent! You remind me of Wheatley.

[LittleDude1999]

every time you say portal i pee a little

[edwatom]

"Fucking golf clap there" pro quip

[tirow]

You fail at faliling

[VannahWilson]

I hate the Portal advanced maps, I don't get how Advanced Chamber 18 is even POSSIBLE. I only did two chambers, and that was just to get an achievement. I hated them, and I doubt if I'll ever complete the others, they're so f***ing difficult. (If I ever complete them I will do a happy dance.)

[MoonishDesire]

Whiteley plays Portal and fails. I'm not surprised...

[SpyroDFO]

wtf just happend o.o

[cameronbryant24]

what game is this? only portal 2 coop has the ball

[isaacjrood]

@cameronbryant24 I am pretty sure this map actually spawns a companion cube at the beginning, I think it changes in advanced or something. Idk though.

[thepivotman999]

was the fail at 1:15?

or 1:45?

or 2:17

[idoify]

@thepivotman999

The fail was from 0:00 - 9:58

[thepivotman999]

@idoify Ur right

[Angerfist2]

there is nothing strong with ''fuck''.

It's the only thing you people can say.

[kickassninja831]

You should have voiced Wheatley, mate. xD

[Yoshisuperstar123]

I didn't even have to watch this video to fail at portal.

[Habbitwilldevil]

you suck

[garvandragon]

fail successfull

[yuliting1999]

The gun just...moved back when you died... Right?

[boodoobeedoop]

IMA SHOW JOO HAO TO SUCKSESSFOLLY PHAIL AT POTOHL

[Portal2Rulez]

im horny :D

[Mamphrick]

Is that Carl Pilkinton???

[HugoBDesigner]

We hate the fucking ball... or love?

[jukupec]

What did you record this on, a baked potato?

[KIRSTROMI]

@jukupec The recording is actually quite nice. xD Wtf are you talking about?

[xboxington]

@jukupec he recorded it on GLaDOS

[VB2P360]

OH YOU BACK STABBING SHIT CUNT

[jpeiler1997]

Is that Desmond from Lost?

[gnight51]

wtf???? ball??? i had companion cube in there, and turrents werent in cages

[MrSiickness13]

@gnight51 advanced chambers

[Hellwreck210]

@gnight51 This is the Advanced one

[nenolink]

@gnight51 if you have good eyes you can see there say test chamber16 ADVANCED

[werewolfdragon1]

i failed at every possible part in portal 2 death count?

762

*spoiler* and thats only up to were wheatley turns evil

[pokemax555]

language!

lol

[SpideyKid2001]

how is this FAILING? u r WINNING, just with a lot of retries and a TON of comments

[SpideyKid2001]

hayyyyy, u sound like Wheatley!!!!

[werewolfdragon1]

@SpideyKid2001 they told me that if i didnt sound like overthegun i would DIE!

[MrSiickness13]

@SpideyKid2001 does he heck

[jakeycool8899]

Why did you keep resetting the levels when you could have fixed the problem within 10 seconds?

[death5409]

this is a comment

i will get thumbs for it

[supahsnuffy]

Liverpewl?

[worthlessfools]

the ball was moving so it would help you get the portals in the right possition, and you told the ball "f*** you ball!"

[jayjaym1]

ur like an english-jamaican

"what the fook was that mun?"

[shakingthewholeworld]

OMG

ITS WHEATLY !

[supahsnuffy]

@shakingthewholeworld ....wrong accent mate xD

[DjSugarKitty95]

OMG I love your accent *_*

[gamehugs]

I counted that you said "fuck" 61 times, "shit" 2 times, and "bitch" 9 times.

[MegaNatyNaty09]

@gamehugs and cunt

[SheepPigStudios]

He hasn't technically failed if he has successfully failed, in that case he was successful!

[HJProjects]

@SheepPigStudios umm dude: how to succesfully FAIL at portal means he SUCCEEDED in failing which proves he really DID fail

[SheepPigStudios]

@HJProjects But in doing so he succeeds in his objective!

[HJProjects]

@SheepPigStudios but his objective was failing so he succeeded i failing......wait what

[SheepPigStudios]

@HJProjects We have been thinking too hard about this. :L

[YouAllSuckCrap]

You did really well

[holyman999]

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[erockz123]

you should rename this video, portal frustration XD

[PooeyBum11]

he sounds nothing like wheatley at all, other then the fact that hes english

[acetatoonist]

awh you backstabbin' shitcum, im not playin' team fooortvess.

ahahah wheatley like guy :')

[EverythingJJPGB]

I'm watching this in 1964, duh.

[nocture11]

@EverythingJJPGB how come your comment is in 2011 then? ;)

[Stellapatorted]

I love your voice.

[DeniedZombie]

Anyone watching this in 2011 like me?

[SuperDrPi314]

@DeniedZombie just look at the time the comments were posted >.>

[JelluhBB]

@DeniedZombie Nope, I'm watching it in 2008 obviously. What'd you expect?

[DeniedZombie]

@JelluhBB WoW lucky..I wish i was there..

[iinspectra]

@DeniedZombie when the hell else would anyone else be watching?

[DeniedZombie]

@iinspectra in 2007 DX

[iinspectra]

@DeniedZombie But when you say "Anyone watching this in 2011 like me?", you know you're including every single person who watches this in the next 6 months. It's a pretty pointless statement to make.

[DeniedZombie]

@iinspectra Or is it?

[iinspectra]

@DeniedZombie Yes, it really is. Are you going to reply with anything of worth or should I stop bothering?

[DeniedZombie]

@iinspectra You mad bro? Derp

[iinspectra]

@DeniedZombie Not mad at all, son. Just a little disappointed that some people are so desperate for attention that they resort to shitty, whored comments on Youtube and poor attempts at memes.

[DeniedZombie]

@iinspectra me too

[pivot1nerf2starwars3]

@DeniedZombie im watching this in 2013

[yanikeuhhh]

@pivot1nerf2starwars3 HAHAHHA XDDDD

[lbonini1gaming]

@DeniedZombie Nah im watching in 2021

[NaScArRuLeS77]

that one level was the companion cube room but with a ball

[GrumblingEye]

are those two top comments identical..?

[NoGoodNamesToday]

I just used the cubes to block off the turrets. :P

[j1d22]

FUCK YOU TURRETS AND FUCK YOU WALL!!!!LOL

[blarfer]

"backstabbing shitcum" XD

[RPGSoundtrack]

POARUL

[TheBaddog4321]

why r they i boxes

[Rodsims1]

FUCK YOU TURRETS AND FUCK YOU WOAL!!!!!!!!!

[TheBaddog4321]

who thought wheatly would play portal, how is he playing it in space and is this how he gets his reveng

[owenn30]

you're doing it wrong, i used literally every cube @-@

[owenn30]

you're doing it wrong

[Davyjones131]

ur accent is sexy.

[17234025]

The cake wasn't a lie :'(

[TheRoboSensei]

succesfully fail...........That makes perfect sense! =D

[bestdudeever765]

i hate defended turrets

[Braden123135]

portal is racist. ROADIN

[AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE]

He sounds Irish to me

[Thirdlvlproductions]

WHEATLY!



[SicilianEskimo]

What were you trying to do in this video? And which area are you from?

[tintinytdj]

..Wheatley?

BRITISH PEEPZ, Y U ALL SOUND ALIKE

[HEAVNLYDARKNESS]

i <3 your accent

[MrBv256]

Just because this person is British, dosent mean he is Steven Merchant (Wheatley) you stereotypical morons.

[yummylard]

@MrBv256 Hey dumbass we're just having fun. Remove the gigantic piece of cake out of your anus.

[MrBv256]

@yummylard Fun by being racist to British People ?? You call that fun. Wow, your stupid.

[yummylard]

@MrBv256 How? We all they are kidding. Get a sense of humor, or just lighten up. Again, remove the thickcrusty cake out of ur anus. Its getting stale

[Toboeish]

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaugjo]

Right, Wheatley is played by Stephen Merchant who definitely doesn't have a northern accent.

Fucking Americans, have literally no clue.

[shadowlinkslapdog]

@vaugjo But the original "placeholder" Wheatley was Richard Lord, who does actually sound a bit like this in the trailer. Only a bit, mind.

[DudeGuyPerson64]

@vaugjo this shocks you?

[guyt1234]

3:33 An edgeless cube!:D

[UnitTheWorld]

Fuck you goof ball, noob



[finalblow613]

Wh....Wh....Wheatley?

[TheBuru01]

companion ball

[radiodread012]

una wea de video

[xXgrizzieXx]

ahh fuck you ball

[mybestbudshadow]

hi I'm Paul McCartney

[millionstaples]

"you back stabbing shit cunt" hehe :P

[pieboy6000]

Insert Unfunny Wheatley Joke here

[masterodoom]

RRROADING

[ZakeirSnake]

I remember watching this video before Portal 2 came out. People shouldn't be saying, "Wheatley, is that you?" but instead, "Did you voice Wheatley?"

If people don't get it, then the internet truly has fried everyone's brain.

[mayanightstar]

"how to fail at poh-al"

[aaronjs4]

@mayanightstar or, according to you

PORDUL

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

wheatly r you making the vid?

[santagotback101]

Whatthe is that the same top rated comment twice?

[rezaka116]

Those top rated same comments are not just regular comments. They were made to be same. And you just writed them into this video. *clap* *clap*

[shenaniganster]

just a little more high pitched and you are wheatley

[Eroberge99]

poral its porTal lol

[Supermadman1000]

ur fucking awezume!

[radahad000]

qq

[maximare1]

Turrets have much more faster response time with me

[VoidGamerzZz]

calm down stop cuzzin :3

[thatdarkangel]

You remind me of Weatley :3

[AlucardFanboy8745]

1:44, OTG would never say that nowadays, how things have changed.

[alectorejoice]

"Fook you turrets and fook you wall!"

[rdtatx]

hey its wheatly

[yodadog54]

The Companion Ball that that f's you up

[TheBlockeh]

You like tetley?

[TroggyPK]

Dirty northerner xD

[lilkyekye]

GOD DAMN BALL! 

[kramidor97]

this guy reminds me of wheatly in portal 2

[gamesgonewild101]

some repulsion jell would have helped in advanced chamber 17

[Kopeke88]

ohh BALL!

[bobysait]

Nice "How to NOT win at portal" >>

[Rosalietje66]

fuck you turets and fuck you wall!!

[XxXLordCupCakeXxX]

Wheatley is that you? O_O;

[plushyplushes]

@XxXLordCupCakeXxX I think Wheatleys voice is a bit higher ;)

[3NickJrProductions]

@XxXLordCupCakeXxX No Just A Core

[rYANrULZ01]

@XxXLordCupCakeXxX

I was just about to say that, and I looked down in the comments and saw your comment!



[morganashtuker]

This guy is crazy: he is talking to objects....

[Darknesto2k11]

473 people think that this guy is an idiot and a discrace to the brits and should be ashamed of himself

[Darknesto2k11]

473 people think that this guy is an idiot and a discrace to the brits

[fram4153]

this video is so full of fuck

[1234macro]

today im gonna show u how to succesfully fail on PAUL!!! LOL

[nckrystalblue]

to everyone responding to nckrystalblue's posts here - I think one of my kids must have logged in on another computer with my id and not realized it. I don't follow this stuff and if you were to see my profile you'd know this is out of place as I rarely am on here nor do I comment other than on my subscriptions - which are all food related. Sorry for any inconvenience or upset their posts might have caused. Please stop replying to me as I didn't do it.

[blackout0527]

I laughed through the whole damn thing. good video. accent makes it so funny.

[AZUREkiteMAN]

I like your accent, btw. :U

[flyawayhome3]

hahaha this is brilliant. 'fuck you ball.'

[baragon12]

what the fuk?

[mrafaeldie]

weathley is that you?

[klingingmen]

@mrafaeldie shire you seam to have misplaced your h lol

[Mrsteelkiller]

How to fail

Stand infront of a turret

[deanjames15]

the portal is orange not red



[SirJackington]

@deanjames15 according to GLaDOS it's red.

[SirJackington]

@deanjames15 According to the closed captions it's red.

[halohali32]

i love how you say Portal! hehehe

[eminem8745]

This right here is the british Cr1TiKaL :D

[randomperson11111123]

It seems you and the Aperture Science edgless weighted storage cube do not get along well.

[GTAIVFan17]

why are the turrets in cages

[Adamadam889]

He is not British, he is faking it.

[cantytoofly]

@Adamadam889 He blatantly is British, It's too natural an accent.

[snailes1]

HAHA " you suck "

[Asssburger]

you SUCK

[117geokko]

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[117geokko]

what are advants levels?

[wiehow]

1337 likes 0.O

[violent76669]

backstabbing shit cunt.....i think i found my new fav swear

[grizzlegod]

@Roberts7814 HEY less of that :)

[grizzlegod]

@ZogdorFilms We are! well ... i am =) but there are the handfull of us that make me ashamed to be british like this guy and his Rude language also them little kids on the cod area. : /

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@grizzlegod Those little kids arn't British, there just high pitched, LIKE ME! (By the way, I'm SMRTR than you!)

[Roberts7814]

@grizzlegod In Description it says it Contains Strong Language, And Its not British. It's English you Dumbass.