The MoralMaster 3.0!

[2eelShmeal]

I had to FAVE this, this is fucking funny dude.

You have a Carlin-esque scratch in that voice... too funny.

[2eelShmeal]

Holy fuck you sick, twisted, demented fuck. Wow!

(picks up phone)

You really aughtta have your head examined you psycho!

(dials 9-1-1)

You have really crossed the line this time buster!

(Yes hello, emergency?!)

[AtheistToothFairy]

Maybe you could put this "ad" on TV at 3am in the morning.

You know, at the time slot when they're running all those others ads where one can "buy the world" for a mere 19.99 (plus S&H of course).

[TruthSurge]

@AtheistToothFairy If I had the $ I'd put fake ads on TV just to tick off the fundies. heheheh

[hellshade2]

was going thru my favorites again and this one always strikes me. damn fantastic truthsurge :)

[TruthSurge]

@hellshade2 haha yes, the moral master vids are pretty good. that first one has like 25,000 views I think. cousinomacul put a link on some website and it got a lot of people from there. thanks

[AtlanticSpamHammer]

lol futtbuck

[TruthSurge]

@AtlanticSpamHammer  hehhehee

[AisuSeijin]

ROFL. It's been a year or so, but I just NOW noticed the description for this video.

But R indeed, TruthSurge. But "R" indeed.

[TruthSurge]

@AisuSeijin what? I never typed that. cmon, YT sucks again. Or my channel's been hacked. And how did I not see your comment for 5 months? crazy.

[drunkasssteve]

This is a formal request for Moral Master 4.0.

[TruthSurge]

@drunkasssteve hehe I got to get on some other ones though. The night b4 armageddon. sex outside marriage. stuff like thayut. hehe But yeah, the MM kicks arse! thanks

[sofiadragon1979]

I think that you were beat out on this one 'cause the bible has been out for a while now make a 4.0 & you are sure to beat them that way lmao.

[TruthSurge]

@sofiadragon1979 I keep revising it but no, they'd rather use their precious BIBLE! hahaha

[sofiadragon1979]

@TruthSurge That made me laugh so much that I actually teared up a bit lol

[TruthSurge]

@sofiadragon1979 laughing is good.

[sofiadragon1979]

@TruthSurge Laughing has helped me get through alot of bad times. & also some bible times. XP

[TruthSurge]

@sofiadragon1979 yeah, i don't laugh nearly often enough. I made a funny vid last night and laughed REALLY hard.  One of those belly laughs where you wonder if you will pull a stomach muscle. It's on my teesbytruthsurge channel. It's a puppet I made headbanging to some death metal. hehe /watch?v=wl1D8_moX3U

[hellshade2]

man just watched this again and lol'd all they way thru ;)

[TruthSurge]

hehe

[hellshade2]

so glad i fav'd this one

[TruthSurge]

thanks.

[freedom0f5peech]

0 = YouTube Comments

LOL!

[TruthSurge]

YES! dammit it! You see, I'm having to emply a 0 rating right now! BUGGER OFF!

(heehehehhehehe)

[InModiasWeTrust]

That's fucking BRILLIANT!! LMAO

-Modias

[TruthSurge]

thanks! I rushed the 2nd skit so the timing isn't as good as it should be but this had sat on my PC for months and I was just ready to have it done.

[jrev37]

Does it come with a free trial?

[TruthSurge]

yes. You get a bigoted, racist judge along with a jury of 12 who's total IQ is about the same as an NBA team's score in any game and not only that, it also comes with a conscienceless lawyer who objects to everything you say so you won't be able to get one complete sentence out in your defense. HEHEHEHEHEH I'm so goofyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[ozmoroid]

fav'd 'n fived 'n high fived 'n double fav'd. Just great.

[TruthSurge]

thanks!

[AisuSeijin]

I think this video would've been better if it had showed bible verses being enforced with the knob shown turned all the way to "God."

The first part of this, was my favorite, though. Great Jamaican accent!

[TruthSurge]

yeah, I wanted to add words on the control but was really too hard to keep them in sync w/movement even using AE to track the vid. So I said screw it.

Yeah, Jamaican Jim mon. He's a sly one. HEHEHHE

[labrat882]

This should have faaar more views, that was hilarious!

[TheAist]

hilarious! and freakin awesome editing/effects.

above & beyond!

[TruthSurge]

except my greenscreen sort of sucked. I should have lit me from the sides but I have no good lighting in my little "studio". It's a bedroom crammed with a bunch of stuff. :)

[TheAist]

i thought it looked great! better than mine does, i need lights too.

[1stCainite]

my gods. you sound like George Carlin on the phone.

[TruthSurge]

really? I didn't think so. Too nasally I thought. ah well. Thanks tho! :)

[1stCainite]

Yeah, you sound the way Carlin did when he made his "Great ideas" skit.

[TruthSurge]

not sure if I heard that one.  maybe it's on yt?

[1stCainite]

look at this. watch?v=OJqfHY7tT7k

[TruthSurge]

I don't think it sounds like the guy I did on the phone. It sounds like Carlin. My guy sounds too nasally. :)

[1stCainite]

maybe not exactly alike, but I think the comparison is there :) anyway. good job on the vid.

[TruthSurge]

thanks!

[AbdultheImpailler]

Is this another fine product from the good folks at Ronco?

[TruthSurge]

Not originally.  But once they saw the potential, they bought us out. Dang them. HEHEHHE

[Katalyzt]

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Katalyzt

[TruthSurge]

heheh thanks. If I could wave a wand and change anything, I'd fix the greenscreen spillover and also speed up the narration a tad and remove more space between certain phrases. I have a tendency to talk slow being from the south and I just got lazy with the greenscreen and didn't light it myself from the side. oh well. If I could afford more light stands it'd make it easier but maybe someday. :)

[zedoflife]

laughing so hard im crying xD

[TruthSurge]

then my job is complete! hahaha

[Deioth]

The first word my kids are going to say is disestablishmentarianism. Mostly cuz it's a long word, but then again, you know, separation of church and state is all good, too XD

[TruthSurge]

hehe that'd be funny if they could. But I think you'd be waiting a while.

[TruthSurge]

must be Arkansas Tech. I graduated from Arkansas State U. in Jonesboro in 87. Computer science. But my folks didn't equip me to know anything about life so I didn't get any job doing computer stuff for like 7 years.  Then I'm not really fond of it all. I was happier playing guitar. long story I guess.

Yeah, unless you are in LIttle Rock, it's mostly farmers and truckers and factory people. They get my groceries on the shelf, tho. :)

[Sintwar]

lol I would have mine set to "the sinister evil of the dark one himself" 100% of the time. :P

[TruthSurge]

why not? You could always claim the unit malfunctioned if you got caught. HEHE

[TruthSurge]

Yep. That's why in this vid it came so easily. I knew they do that crap. Brainwashed before they even get out of diapers. HEHE (not really a hehe but you know).

[TruthSurge]

Is it near Texas or Tennesse?  I too live in AR. :(

[TruthSurge]

nothing, thank science. hehe

[TruthSurge]

heheheh thanks. I like making names like that. It sounds offensive for some reason even tho it aint! hahah Like Mrs. Fogducker. heheh

[beerijuana]

Absolutely

Fucking

Brilliant

One of the best vids ever.....

[TruthSurge]

thanks a lot!

[KelliSings]

this is a favourite!

[TruthSurge]

thanks!

[h8uall66]

Oh my Science! I think you might have gone a bit over the line with this one. Deliciously over the line...

[TruthSurge]

hehe Ah well. I'm already going to hell. Might as well get my money's worth. HEHEHE

[mordinvan]

dude, in that case you are seriously maxing your credit limit with these things, keep up the good work.

[TruthSurge]

I have another comedy in the works using puppets. Only I had trouble w/green screen because I can't figure how to get me out of the shot. I don't have room in my bedroom to do a lot so I just gave up for a while. I will try to get back on it again. It will be funny.

[mordinvan]

That is aweseome...

[TruthSurge]

thanks

[qanazir]

This was hilarious.

This machine is also far more effective than the old Hebrew book I once used.

[TruthSurge]

Well, our team decided that we should put morality in the hands of the people, not in the hands of a Pope. HEHEHEHHE thank ye.

[Wonko101]

Seriously funny! Five stars! Sure to be votebotted soon!

[TruthSurge]

I'll prob disable ratings in a few days. HEHEHHE SCREW YOU ALL VOTEBOTTERS!!!!!!!

[Deioth]

Allah! Allah! *CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE* XD

[TruthSurge]

hehehe That dang baby was saying Allah at only a few months! That's just wrong. HEHEH

[Largo64]

This was simply GREAT!!! Laugh out loud funny!

[TruthSurge]

thanks! I had been working on it for months and bogged down on the 2nd skit due to wanting a real lady to play the part but it was obvious I have no clue how to find an actor where I live who'd do it for free. So... I did it! hahah Was fun. sort of.

[Vogter2100]

Hillarious :-)

[TruthSurge]

thanks!

[musicgeniusno1]

That was excellent. Nicely put together :)

[TruthSurge]

thank ya

[sahardoom]

★★★★★

[TruthSurge]

thanks

[archevist]

I love it!

[TruthSurge]

thank ye!

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

fucking fantastic...!!! Great job...

[TruthSurge]

thanks bra!

[Drosis]

This is amazing.

[TruthSurge]

thanks

[averylbrooks]

Great video, it gave me flash backs to Edward Current's prayer amplifier.

[TruthSurge]

ah yea, I saw that one. it did have a similar feel ref the machine and it not working at the end.

[AuntieDiluvian]

I forgot to add - very professional and engaging vid!

[TruthSurge]

thank ya!

[AuntieDiluvian]

I need one of those with the settings ranging from homicidal to benevolent.

[fartwimp]

wow I did not know you had it in you, great.

[TruthSurge]

You never watched the first 2 MoralMaster vids I did? If not, you should!  They are in my channel if you go there and look for them.

[MarlinBeta]

I loved the part where it shorted out. ^_^

[TruthSurge]

too bad for Ralph, eh? heheheh He was doing so well until the blind capricious will of Fate stepped in. :(

[hellshade2]

this was a good one, i give all 5 *'s

[TruthSurge]

thanks!

[sp4zzer]

Awesome.. I Featured it on my channel, if you dont mind... Not that it matters since i have no visitors :)

[CousinoMacul]

That baby looked familiar. ;-)

[TruthSurge]

hehehe He helps me out in a pinch when I need a bit part and can't afford to pay a "real" actor. hehe

[spinoroni]

haha i want 1 of those, maybe 7

[TruthSurge]

I wonder if someday.... nah.

[Weirdo10o4]

Wtf?

[TruthSurge]

heheheheheheh

[TheAtheistPaladin]

FAVED!

[TruthSurge]

thanks, mon!

[Baronesa1980]

how much it cost??

how many can i order?

will there be also a plug in to select sexuality? *giggles thinking on how many girls can make to become lesbians*

[TruthSurge]

I think you are confusing the MoralMaster with the OralMaster. Totally different product. HEHEHEH