The last one reminds me of the 40 year old virgin where they ask him about his sex stories and he's like "Oooohhh....Uhhhmmm... Well, this one time I was nailin' a girl and she was like 'Ah! You're nailin me!' "
I like the videos these guys make for entertainment. If you think any of these females deserve your time (on a serious level) your pretty much a lowlife. These females are obviously immature and so is the majority of the viewers of this video series. Your not going to be making out with any chick worth making out with in one hour. Sure this is fun but I think the kids are being misled here, these females are not the ones you want to deal with seriously if you have your life together.
@CombatLegsVIDS She was saying that if she liked the person she was fucking, she would have her hand around his neck, IF NOT, she would have her hand on the wall. I was just saying "Why fuck someone she don't like lol". Ps. fuck off if your stupid, I don't want to waste my time explaining stuff to dumb ass people.
Wanna know about a situation... My friends 21st bday I took a friend of mine and his girlfriend started to make out and some how we ended up having an orgy. And the weird part is, it was my first time.
after 2:39 happen I just didn't bother watching the rest of the video, well I did but I was skipping through it, next time pls make the epic scene at the very end because if it happens too early then if the rest isn't as good it's not worth watching
@tubub lol are you new? All girls are full of shit, they all say one thing because its popular opinion or whatever. They don't even have their own opinions on shit.
I wouldn't really label and generalize such a big group of people, I can only imagine what chicks say about all guys. Most wouldn't apply to me. But yeah, a lot of girls will lie to get popularity points. So do some guys.
The only thing I learned from this video is that anal is the best position for the g-spot. From other sources I've learned that anal hurts for a chick and it's hard to get them to do it.
You should pick up restaurant hostesses. I'm pretty sure every guy has wanted to get a restaurant hosesses/waitresses number at some point in their life. I think it'd be challenging because they're usually on defense when working...cause they get hit on all the time. :)
yeah I mean fuck it, doesnt matter.. I ´m 20yrs old and I usually pick up between 18 and 24 so whatever, my wing is even 17 and he picks up 20 yrs + old girls sometimes, so it really doesn matter..only the Game matters:)
hey simplepickup, i am 18 yr old guy and many girls seem to like me, i mean they flirt with me like all the time in clubs and everything but they seem older than me like over 20, what should i do, should i pull up the balls and go for it, or just let it go??
it's not a position, but it's a situation... lol.
MrAmisto 3 days ago
girls don't have taints...
MrAmisto 3 days ago
..."If I like you then...and If I don't like you"...wait what!!?
adamdragon88 3 days ago 2
@adamdragon88 lmao exactly what i was thinkin
W33Dblazer 3 days ago
girls don't have to like you for you to fuck em' ? i'm so in there.
TheBlackKatana 3 days ago
0:30 should have knocked that bitch the fuck out
TheUnitedDutch 3 days ago 5
3:07 Not bad :C
Jontheyouknow 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
haha reject the fat chick at the end why dontcha ;)
MissSaget 5 days ago
i would grub the shit out of her perineum
nickmanning4prez 6 days ago
girls are too easy , what the fuck went wrong .....
TheSaintFisher 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The last one reminds me of the 40 year old virgin where they ask him about his sex stories and he's like "Oooohhh....Uhhhmmm... Well, this one time I was nailin' a girl and she was like 'Ah! You're nailin me!' "
PivotB3stZ 1 week ago
LMAO "you like big ones in your butt???!!"
gwidao123 1 week ago
last one was a virgin
keesso9 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos 8
That Bitch Knows ! Lol
ijbee 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
NICE.
OzakiRain 1 week ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
"what's the weirdest position you've been in?"
Fat Chick - "...... I'm a virgin."
1Clouderon1 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"that bitch knows" HAHAHAHA
PICADALOL 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
idk wtf im watching.... but i like it. MORE!!
officialODi 1 week ago
its true, doggystyle lets out queefs all the time....
trigger670 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
last girls a virgin lmao!
goobster1312 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
What does a dildo has to do with race?!
SundiataOfMali 2 weeks ago 10
seriously guys you have to pronounce your questions a lot better i have to rewind this stuff too often to enjoy the video properly
Nielsx1 2 weeks ago
You're so fucking lucky -_-
1:17
22121HILMI 2 weeks ago
The last one never had sex! :))
pppraxis 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 7
whoa whoa whoa...not all guys hate getting blown then kissing her afterwards. =|
ZacharyTayl 2 weeks ago
Pick up girls Johnny Bravo Style!
Darthvaderonearth 2 weeks ago
wtf is dp
iiTzVoLT 2 weeks ago
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Haquize 2 weeks ago
@iiTzVoLT double penetration.
LiveToWalk100 1 week ago
Latinas are fiesty!
mshmrlw 2 weeks ago
50 seconds DAT ASSSSSS!!!!
correll28 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@correll28 YES!
TijmenDal 2 weeks ago
At the very beggining.."I want someone to lick my" what? i can't understand, dammit.
LetMeShowU414ever 2 weeks ago in playlist Drunk Times w/ Hot Girls
@LetMeShowU414ever taint dumb fuck
ChronicRecords 2 weeks ago
@ChronicRecords i would say thanks, if you were not such a douchebag. Moron.
LetMeShowU414ever 2 weeks ago
@LetMeShowU414ever Taint. She said Taint.
Smitty6123 2 weeks ago
did anybody noticed that racist bitch at the beginning xD jaja
arge12 2 weeks ago
Is this what you mean by "God Mode"??
77dd2 3 weeks ago
This akward moment when both top comments are same.
MrOMGWTFxCorp 3 weeks ago 7
@MrOMGWTFxCorp booooooooo
krisalex18 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
fat girls get no love apparently...
AndromechA 3 weeks ago
2:29 is the BEST PART LMFAO
taco127 3 weeks ago
this dude gets kisses like nothing lmfao
blacknight2237 3 weeks ago
The girl at the end was a virgin.
DubJello 3 weeks ago
"it's not a position its a situation"
salvuhdor 3 weeks ago 7
Damn you Jason and your persuasive confindence!!
lyles32386 3 weeks ago
Shit that was awkward at the end
lilmehtz69 3 weeks ago
I like the videos these guys make for entertainment. If you think any of these females deserve your time (on a serious level) your pretty much a lowlife. These females are obviously immature and so is the majority of the viewers of this video series. Your not going to be making out with any chick worth making out with in one hour. Sure this is fun but I think the kids are being misled here, these females are not the ones you want to deal with seriously if you have your life together.
LDoubleUTelevision 3 weeks ago
you shoulda made out with the chick at 0:27
KingOfEden12 3 weeks ago
DUZ SHE REALIZ WUT SHE'S SAYIN
exoskeletonsz 3 weeks ago
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he makes it look so easy. he just leans in and makes out with random sluts wtf lol
elitestar 3 weeks ago
he makes it look so easy. he just leans in and makes out with random sluts wtf lol
elitestar 3 weeks ago
lol at the fat girl at the end. she was so hungry she couldn't think about the question because cheeseburgers were clouding her mind..
ramptrollin 3 weeks ago
@ramptrollin
Indeed. Also, the asian girl at 1:10 seems to have sex with people she doesn't like lolz
exoskeletonsz 3 weeks ago
LOL ''no black ones, I'm racist''
waterhot80 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 81
@waterhot80 what a bitch
robikifin 2 weeks ago
@waterhot80 thats not funny!
merveil1 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Theese guys got game!
Realityxzx 3 weeks ago
I refuse to let girls kiss me after giving head.
MrJarjarbinks77 3 weeks ago 63
@MrJarjarbinks77 Implying you get the option..
lyricaltesting 2 weeks ago
@MrJarjarbinks77 same here
ReidHarris7 1 week ago
omfg@@@ hes a fawking bawss man! oh man!!
willyis100 3 weeks ago
uh wtf how can i be more like this guy my life fucking sucks compared to him. sigh
Jballa371 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ummm ..... why am i not that guy.....
HardcoreGamers757 3 weeks ago
Pickup high school women. Good luck haha
KnappDrumm3r 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Its not a position, Its a situation! hahaha
molotov619j 3 weeks ago
0:47 waifu holla
minhphamster 3 weeks ago
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kissed 2 girl in 1 night nothing gets better than that..
ThePhaxe 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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ThePhaxe 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
this man is god
haiwei02 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
are american girls so easy
HeyEww 3 weeks ago
@HeyEww yeah, lucky bastards
LeonDGM 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
@HeyEww yes
alexistheboss15 3 weeks ago
@HeyEww no, this shits just on here. this dosn't happen in real life... unless maybe they're intoxicated.
shechshire 3 weeks ago
Mad respect for this guys game.
MMAlover777 3 weeks ago
Can somebody tell me where does this guy lives? Cause i wanna go there right now!
BeoNeee 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 4
to find new and awsome sex positions play the game twister
fruitlupes88 4 weeks ago
I'll lick that girl's taint.
DataEAstJ 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Kong got one. Jesse got one. JASON GOT TWO, MY MANN.
DayLikeAnother 1 month ago
1:15 - "If I like you my hand would be here... if I don't like you it would be here".
Why would she fuck someone she don't like? :D
sexntuna 1 month ago
@sexntuna If she doesnt like the way hes hitting it dumbass square
CombatLegsVIDS 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@CombatLegsVIDS She was saying that if she liked the person she was fucking, she would have her hand around his neck, IF NOT, she would have her hand on the wall. I was just saying "Why fuck someone she don't like lol". Ps. fuck off if your stupid, I don't want to waste my time explaining stuff to dumb ass people.
sexntuna 1 month ago
@sexntuna shut your moist ass up. No one likes you
CombatLegsVIDS 1 month ago
@sexntuna than ignore them, therefor u don't waste ur time
crazy123guy12345 4 weeks ago
dr pepper lol
derobmai 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
was that timothydelaghetto2 at 1:49
asianstrength 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yeah the last chub didn't have an answer because she doesn't get any lol
NBA1529 1 month ago
looooveeeee iitttt
cooungry 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
0:25 jump to it trustttttt meeee you want to!!
cooungry 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
that last one is still a virgin!
NickoTheDJ 1 month ago 2
Pick up Up Girls while having a big fake boner
/watch?v=FMXLBO62V28
moh97gt 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hahaha '' that bitch knows''
Youngdrewification 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
Hide you'r kids hide you'r wife, and watchout from these guys!
Efnantank 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 4
HOLY FCK!! at 2:41 he totally just started making out with that chick...wtf :O
lchar23 1 month ago 3
@lchar23
Let me guess... Virgin?
sjorsvanwickeren 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls wearing women's underwear
tubub 1 month ago
3:47 That bitch was totally trying to make it happen between the three of them. Why didn't he see that? :O
Exposition011 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
ew why are u guys such a loser
greenumbrella1 1 month ago
This was awesome and looked fun and easy! That ugly chick at the end tried to play Jason lol! He turned ibto mad bro!
TheJynxzx 1 month ago
You guys should come to Provo Utah and try picking up girls. They're stone cold sober, and half of them are already married.
doctormoose6 1 month ago
3:02 epic win :D
najill1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
last one was a virgin.
flam3dout 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 146
@flam3dout LOL! well she was fat so im not surprised lol
treejay14 4 weeks ago
@flam3dout
or she has never watched p0rn
just2smooth4uGaming 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@flam3dout why? How is not being penetrated in her vagina make her act dientristed lol.
shechshire 3 weeks ago
@flam3dout i know shes never been laid but to those giving thumbs up, well theres nothing wrong with being a vergin especially for a girl
BigBadMarketer 3 weeks ago
@BigBadMarketer girls were created for the sole purpose of getting laid and having kids
SupremeMattster 3 weeks ago
@flam3dout that's horrible.. virgin with no friends as you can see they leave her alone..hahah
MickaelGameiro10 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1:44, was that timothy DeLaGhetto
moley50000 1 month ago
@moley50000 That was a lesbian XD
Duttyman123 1 month ago
rofl @ 1:10 when she said "well maybe, if i like you"
she has sex with people she doesn't like? xD
get me her number! lolz
exoskeletonsz 1 month ago
that last girl has never been laid
krnspadez 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 100
@AttAceisapussy poor girl is so innocent.
soloartist232 1 month ago
Wanna know about a situation... My friends 21st bday I took a friend of mine and his girlfriend started to make out and some how we ended up having an orgy. And the weird part is, it was my first time.
XralphiX 1 month ago
haha is that Main-street Huntington Beach
ShakaMan57 1 month ago
YO THAT'S iCARLY?! OMFG!
KingKongBrigade 1 month ago
is that Sadie West?
yzwme586 1 month ago
wouhhh!! tell me he know that girl at 2:36
TheConicalZero 1 month ago
LOL AT END TEACHES YOU TO AVOID FAT BITCHES
Watcharian 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You look like the mexican version of Val Kilmer...
ElManagerP2 1 month ago
rofl feel a bit bad for the girl at the end xD
exoskeletonsz 1 month ago
I'm going to Mcdonalds...this better be top comment when I get back
ThePatrickshaw 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
lol 4:04 "it dunnen matter"
Oranori1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
his voice is the same as dean cain which make me melting. LOL
SyafiqClarkson 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
fat Robin Scherbatsky at the end
aruuin 1 month ago
ugly akwatd bitches make me sad
HewowThere 1 month ago
Pick up girls at the gym
CreationStepper65 1 month ago 3
For a second..I though he was talking to Miranda Cosgrove at 1:09
ironymany 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"No black ones, I'm racist".. then he's proceeds to say "Asian"
MusicDAnthony 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lick your wat?
PopR1ne 1 month ago
That last girl. Is most definitely a virgin.
MrPhlipy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pickup girls using movie titles!
MrPhlipy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
no black ones im racist!!!
aidspenguin 1 month ago
2:39 is what I needed to see
AntDX316 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
after 2:39 happen I just didn't bother watching the rest of the video, well I did but I was skipping through it, next time pls make the epic scene at the very end because if it happens too early then if the rest isn't as good it's not worth watching
AntDX316 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
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scopes321 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Make a video of your entire conversation with a girl,
I dont think im the only one who would want to know everything you say.
420felipe420 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
dam both girls didn't even try to stop the kiss in this video
Bandtx 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
my dick is clean so i don;t mind kissing after getting a my dick sucked
dreicemoney 1 month ago
2:35, The blue one's obviously jelly.
nightjj 1 month ago
3:55 virgin ;D
rayisdoinurmom 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
what advise do you advise to a person trying to get girls number within school.
mrcam708 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol i feel like some of these girls are full of shit. the only honest one seems to be the dirty blond with a tank, she's cool.
tubub 1 month ago
@tubub lol are you new? All girls are full of shit, they all say one thing because its popular opinion or whatever. They don't even have their own opinions on shit.
Spore5006 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Spore5006
hah, no. I'm not new.
I wouldn't really label and generalize such a big group of people, I can only imagine what chicks say about all guys. Most wouldn't apply to me. But yeah, a lot of girls will lie to get popularity points. So do some guys.
The only thing I learned from this video is that anal is the best position for the g-spot. From other sources I've learned that anal hurts for a chick and it's hard to get them to do it.
I'll try it sometime anyway.
tubub 1 month ago
@tubub
Doggy Style isn't supposed to be "anal". It IS from behind but it isn't anal.
I think you're doing it wrong.
Snow4LifeNEver 1 month ago
@Snow4LifeNEver
yeah that's right. my b
tubub 1 month ago
Give us some first-date ideas !!...... Where would you take them out after attaining their contact info ?
LK56835 1 month ago
sleazy cunt
davidthienenkamp 1 month ago
No black penis!!! :( im mixed :)
IDancerKidd 1 month ago
You should pick up restaurant hostesses. I'm pretty sure every guy has wanted to get a restaurant hosesses/waitresses number at some point in their life. I think it'd be challenging because they're usually on defense when working...cause they get hit on all the time. :)
OhLookItsJosh 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 81
@OhLookItsJosh tottally agree with you
LightersInc 1 month ago
@OhLookItsJosh Excellent.
Give this dying cancer child his last wish. For humanity.
iWatchinTubes 1 month ago
Barney Stinsos's "The Playbook"
TheBledson 1 month ago
I NEED MORE VIDEOS, and what up with the daily tips on twitter!
iPyroxXMultiMedia 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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commanderbly009 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yes they r really recording its not like some guy is gone hold a videocamera in ur face and not record
jmacmb3 1 month ago
yeah I mean fuck it, doesnt matter.. I ´m 20yrs old and I usually pick up between 18 and 24 so whatever, my wing is even 17 and he picks up 20 yrs + old girls sometimes, so it really doesn matter..only the Game matters:)
brixendump 1 month ago
NEED MORE TEXTING TIPS!
ljtrench 1 month ago 3
@ljtrench YES! AGREED!
mordy777 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hey simplepickup, i am 18 yr old guy and many girls seem to like me, i mean they flirt with me like all the time in clubs and everything but they seem older than me like over 20, what should i do, should i pull up the balls and go for it, or just let it go??
galaxyarnold 1 month ago
@galaxyarnold Who cares about age man, just go for it! if they like you and you like them then just do it
Webos4you 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i really like 3:35. super spontaneous make-out.
forumpaul 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Jason you motherfucking whore!
Vi3tSn8x 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol wtf is the girl at 0:45 talking about
exoskeletonsz 1 month ago
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Pick up girls as deaf guys!! (as said by Nati0us)
lorenzosa3 1 month ago
please tell me you fucked the asian chick, GOD DAMNNNNNN
mavLOLs423 1 month ago
u should do pick up girls @ the library :D !!
5poolaim 1 month ago
Pick up girls as deaf guys
Nati0us 1 month ago
I wish these videos where longer
swerveonem16 1 month ago
Pick up girls while being with a "girlfriend"
OFBRobpepsi 1 month ago 2
use Barney Stinson's "The Playbook"
kinko94546 1 month ago 99
@kinko94546 lol that's awesome
austin25111 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos