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  • it's not a position, but it's a situation... lol.

  • girls don't have taints...

  • ..."If I like you then...and If I don't like you"...wait what!!?

  • @adamdragon88 lmao exactly what i was thinkin

  • girls don't have to like you for you to fuck em' ? i'm so in there.

  • 0:30 should have knocked that bitch the fuck out

  • 3:07 Not bad :C

  • haha reject the fat chick at the end why dontcha ;)

  • i would grub the shit out of her perineum

  • girls are too easy , what the fuck went wrong .....

  • The last one reminds me of the 40 year old virgin where they ask him about his sex stories and he's like "Oooohhh....Uhhhmmm... Well, this one time I was nailin' a girl and she was like 'Ah! You're nailin me!' "

  • LMAO "you like big ones in your butt???!!"

  • last one was a virgin

  • That Bitch Knows ! Lol

  • NICE.

  • "what's the weirdest position you've been in?"

    Fat Chick - "...... I'm a virgin."

  • "that bitch knows" HAHAHAHA

  • idk wtf im watching.... but i like it. MORE!!

  • its true, doggystyle lets out queefs all the time....

  • last girls a virgin lmao!

  • What does a dildo has to do with race?!

  • seriously guys you have to pronounce your questions a lot better i have to rewind this stuff too often to enjoy the video properly

  • You're so fucking lucky -_-

    1:17

  • The last one never had sex! :))

  • whoa whoa whoa...not all guys hate getting blown then kissing her afterwards. =|

  • Pick up girls Johnny Bravo Style!

  • wtf is dp

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  • @iiTzVoLT double penetration.

  • Latinas are fiesty!

  • 50 seconds DAT ASSSSSS!!!!

  • @correll28 YES!

  • At the very beggining.."I want someone to lick my" what? i can't understand, dammit.

  • @LetMeShowU414ever taint dumb fuck

  • @ChronicRecords i would say thanks, if you were not such a douchebag. Moron.

  • @LetMeShowU414ever Taint.  She said Taint.

  • did anybody noticed that racist bitch at the beginning xD jaja

  • Is this what you mean by "God Mode"??

  • This akward moment when both top comments are same.

  • @MrOMGWTFxCorp booooooooo

  • fat girls get no love apparently...

  • 2:29 is the BEST PART LMFAO

  • this dude gets kisses like nothing lmfao

  • The girl at the end was a virgin.

  • "it's not a position its a situation"

  • Damn you Jason and your persuasive confindence!!

  • Shit that was awkward at the end

  • I like the videos these guys make for entertainment. If you think any of these females deserve your time (on a serious level) your pretty much a lowlife. These females are obviously immature and so is the majority of the viewers of this video series. Your not going to be making out with any chick worth making out with in one hour. Sure this is fun but I think the kids are being misled here, these females are not the ones you want to deal with seriously if you have your life together.

  • you shoulda made out with the chick at 0:27

  • DUZ SHE REALIZ WUT SHE'S SAYIN

  • he makes it look so easy. he just leans in and makes out with random sluts wtf lol

  • lol at the fat girl at the end. she was so hungry she couldn't think about the question because cheeseburgers were clouding her mind..

  • @ramptrollin

    Indeed. Also, the asian girl at 1:10 seems to have sex with people she doesn't like lolz

  • LOL ''no black ones, I'm racist''

  • @waterhot80 what a bitch

  • @waterhot80 thats not funny!

  • Theese guys got game!

  • I refuse to let girls kiss me after giving head.

  • @MrJarjarbinks77 Implying you get the option..

  • @MrJarjarbinks77 same here

  • omfg@@@ hes a fawking bawss man! oh man!!

  • uh wtf how can i be more like this guy my life fucking sucks compared to him. sigh

  • ummm ..... why am i not that guy.....

  • Pickup high school women. Good luck haha

  • Its not a position, Its a situation! hahaha

  • 0:47 waifu holla

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  • this man is god

  • are american girls so easy

  • @HeyEww yeah, lucky bastards

  • @HeyEww yes

  • @HeyEww no, this shits just on here. this dosn't happen in real life... unless maybe they're intoxicated.

  • Mad respect for this guys game.

  • Can somebody tell me where does this guy lives? Cause i wanna go there right now!

  • to find new and awsome sex positions play the game twister

  • I'll lick that girl's taint.

  • Kong got one. Jesse got one. JASON GOT TWO, MY MANN.

  • 1:15 - "If I like you my hand would be here... if I don't like you it would be here".

    Why would she fuck someone she don't like? :D

  • @sexntuna If she doesnt like the way hes hitting it dumbass square

  • @CombatLegsVIDS She was saying that if she liked the person she was fucking, she would have her hand around his neck, IF NOT, she would have her hand on the wall. I was just saying "Why fuck someone she don't like lol". Ps. fuck off if your stupid, I don't want to waste my time explaining stuff to dumb ass people.

  • @sexntuna shut your moist ass up. No one likes you

  • @sexntuna than ignore them, therefor u don't waste ur time

  • dr pepper lol

  • was that timothydelaghetto2 at 1:49

  • Yeah the last chub didn't have an answer because she doesn't get any lol

  • looooveeeee iitttt

  • 0:25 jump to it trustttttt meeee you want to!!

  • that last one is still a virgin!

  • Pick up Up Girls while having a big fake boner

    /watch?v=FMXLBO62V28

  • hahaha '' that bitch knows''

    

  • Hide you'r kids hide you'r wife,  and watchout from these guys!

  • HOLY FCK!! at 2:41 he totally just started making out with that chick...wtf :O

  • @lchar23

    Let me guess... Virgin?

  • Pick up girls wearing women's underwear

  • 3:47 That bitch was totally trying to make it happen between the three of them. Why didn't he see that? :O

  • ew why are u guys such a loser

  • This was awesome and looked fun and easy! That ugly chick at the end tried to play Jason lol! He turned ibto mad bro!

  • You guys should come to Provo Utah and try picking up girls. They're stone cold sober, and half of them are already married.

  • 3:02 epic win :D

  • last one was a virgin.

  • @flam3dout LOL! well she was fat so im not surprised lol

  • @flam3dout

    or she has never watched p0rn

  • @flam3dout why? How is not being penetrated in her vagina make her act dientristed lol.

  • @flam3dout i know shes never been laid but to those giving thumbs up, well theres nothing wrong with being a vergin especially for a girl

  • @BigBadMarketer girls were created for the sole purpose of getting laid and having kids

  • @flam3dout that's horrible.. virgin with no friends as you can see they leave her alone..hahah

  • 1:44, was that timothy DeLaGhetto

  • @moley50000 That was a lesbian XD

  • rofl @ 1:10 when she said "well maybe, if i like you"

    she has sex with people she doesn't like? xD

    get me her number! lolz

  • that last girl has never been laid

  • @AttAceisapussy poor girl is so innocent.

  • Wanna know about a situation... My friends 21st bday I took a friend of mine and his girlfriend started to make out and some how we ended up having an orgy. And the weird part is, it was my first time.

  • haha is that Main-street Huntington Beach 

  • YO THAT'S iCARLY?! OMFG!

  • is that Sadie West?

  • wouhhh!! tell me he know that girl at 2:36

  • LOL AT END TEACHES YOU TO AVOID FAT BITCHES

  • You look like the mexican version of Val Kilmer...

  • rofl feel a bit bad for the girl at the end xD

  • I'm going to Mcdonalds...this better be top comment when I get back

  • lol 4:04 "it dunnen matter"

  • his voice is the same as dean cain which make me melting. LOL

  • fat Robin Scherbatsky at the end

  • ugly akwatd bitches make me sad

  • Pick up girls at the gym

  • For a second..I though he was talking to Miranda Cosgrove at 1:09

  • "No black ones, I'm racist".. then he's proceeds to say "Asian"

  • lick your wat?

  • That last girl. Is most definitely a virgin.

  • Pickup girls using movie titles!

  • no black ones im racist!!!

  • 2:39 is what I needed to see

  • after 2:39 happen I just didn't bother watching the rest of the video, well I did but I was skipping through it, next time pls make the epic scene at the very end because if it happens too early then if the rest isn't as good it's not worth watching

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  • dam both girls didn't even try to stop the kiss in this video

  • my dick is clean so i don;t mind kissing after getting a my dick sucked

  • 2:35, The blue one's obviously jelly.

  • 3:55 virgin ;D

  • what advise do you advise to a person trying to get girls number within school.

  • lol i feel like some of these girls are full of shit. the only honest one seems to be the dirty blond with a tank, she's cool.

  • @tubub lol are you new? All girls are full of shit, they all say one thing because its popular opinion or whatever. They don't even have their own opinions on shit.

  • @Spore5006

    hah, no. I'm not new.

    I wouldn't really label and generalize such a big group of people, I can only imagine what chicks say about all guys. Most wouldn't apply to me. But yeah, a lot of girls will lie to get popularity points. So do some guys.

    The only thing I learned from this video is that anal is the best position for the g-spot. From other sources I've learned that anal hurts for a chick and it's hard to get them to do it.

    I'll try it sometime anyway.

  • @tubub

    Doggy Style isn't supposed to be "anal". It IS from behind but it isn't anal.

    I think you're doing it wrong.

  • @Snow4LifeNEver

    yeah that's right. my b

  • Give us some first-date ideas !!...... Where would you take them out after attaining their contact info ?

  • sleazy cunt

    

  • No black penis!!! :( im mixed :)

  • You should pick up restaurant hostesses. I'm pretty sure every guy has wanted to get a restaurant hosesses/waitresses number at some point in their life. I think it'd be challenging because they're usually on defense when working...cause they get hit on all the time. :)

  • @OhLookItsJosh tottally agree with you

  • @OhLookItsJosh Excellent.

    Give this dying cancer child his last wish. For humanity.

  • Barney Stinsos's "The Playbook"

  • I NEED MORE VIDEOS, and what up with the daily tips on twitter!

  • 69

  • yes they r really recording its not like some guy is gone hold a videocamera in ur face and not record

  • yeah I mean fuck it, doesnt matter.. I ´m 20yrs old and I usually pick up between 18 and 24 so whatever, my wing is even 17 and he picks up 20 yrs + old girls sometimes, so it really doesn matter..only the Game matters:)

  • NEED MORE TEXTING TIPS!

  • @ljtrench YES! AGREED!

  • hey simplepickup, i am 18 yr old guy and many girls seem to like me, i mean they flirt with me like all the time in clubs and everything but they seem older than me like over 20, what should i do, should i pull up the balls and go for it, or just let it go??

  • @galaxyarnold Who cares about age man, just go for it! if they like you and you like them then just do it

  • i really like 3:35. super spontaneous make-out.

  • Jason you motherfucking whore!

  • lol wtf is the girl at 0:45 talking about

  • please tell me you fucked the asian chick, GOD DAMNNNNNN

  • u should do pick up girls @ the library :D !!

  • Pick up girls as deaf guys

  • I wish these videos where longer

  • Pick up girls while being with a "girlfriend"

  • use Barney Stinson's "The Playbook"

  • @kinko94546 lol that's awesome