while I was watching this I heard something smash in my kitchen, it scared the living daylights out of me, specially since there is no one home and my dog was right next to me... god dammit this was scarier that it should have been
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORK
@DjMaddoxX - u could say I liked it before it was even uploaded or recored or even thought of BEAT THAT yh lets see what TheDarkSide599 says about that!
@1MarshmallowBunny But since I said "i liked it before it even started" which isnt really that specific, it could mean that i've liked the video since before matter existed, etc. so NERRR :3
...the best way to kill a Werewolf? (if it is Taylor Lautner) is to bend him over and give him the ol' King Crabstick....then unload a bunch of silver bullets....muhahaha.....
silver bullets? yeah, bullshit. You need 3 pounds of pepper and a very sharp, long blade. Also - a loud speaker or 2 (with heavy bass), as well as something to play Justin Beiber's cd "baby". You will need to take the pepper, make as perfect a circle you can with a diameter of approximately 13 feet. Put the speaker and music playing device, cd ready, in the center of the circle, play on high volume, and wait. once the werewolf is in the circle (he'll be drawn in quickly), Stab him in the throat.
hire victoria as an assasin. she'll kill bella then edward will kill himself, then all of the werewolves will celebrate so much and be so happy they'll explode
How to kill a warewolf. Get a gun, and shoot the warewolf, or alternatively (In your crabstickz world) A fat guy picks up the warewolf, mistaking it for a cigarrette, and... you know... swallows it, chokes, and...DIES.
By the way, that was hilarious, better than the real twilight.
Oh crabstickss i do love yourr videeoss youere hilariouss you look fabuloss as a vampiree! and i love twilight so thankyou.. well im not one of these opbsessive people but i doo lovee edward but im not one these obsessive people... im indieviual but not the sme as thoese other creepy people.. hmm you get what i mean -.- loll :D :D :D
how to kill a werewolf according to Ginger Snaps: Stab it with a knife in the heart. Hit it with a fast moving van. Inject it with a mixture made of the plant aconitum lycotonum and alcohol. yip.
2:46 - 2:50
rofflmmfao!!!111
magdaleneinyourface 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Most acurate description I've ever heard.
magicgirl192 1 week ago
Strangely reminds me of Eddie Izzard
KazeEkko 1 week ago
so weird xD
OrEoFrEnZy 2 weeks ago
I have to admit...I was hoping more bad stuff would happen to Edward. >_>
MarilyHearts 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from crabstickz
Monty Python Style!
JankeyL 4 weeks ago
Twilight <3
I'll be the Bella to your Edward anyday...unless you want to be Jacob, and then I'm be your Nessie XD lol.
CptJackFan 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The spider was a nice touch.
jspurs25 1 month ago
i have that glove...
sleepwalk4 1 month ago
Its funny because the crabstick bella shows more emotion then the one in the movie
necronal 1 month ago 13
That crabstick is way too cheery to be Bella.
SpannerScrew 1 month ago 6
Where do you suppose he gets the makeup that he wears in some of his videos?
instrumentalheart 3 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
@instrumentalheart from a drug store. He probably just goes in and buys it.
jsspoppy464 1 month ago
And the moral of the story is ... don't argue with the story tellers that control your reality =)
PiKalolz 3 months ago
while I was watching this I heard something smash in my kitchen, it scared the living daylights out of me, specially since there is no one home and my dog was right next to me... god dammit this was scarier that it should have been
Mawok666 4 months ago
are you sitting uncomfortabley? as apposed to comfortabley? coz this is halloween...everythins a bit..on its head :P LOL im scared already...
thecrackersgromit 4 months ago 3
God you're hot!! so funny and witty x)))
kinskifreak2011 4 months ago
his hair is strangely sexy...
bellemignonne 5 months ago 93
2:49 BEST PART X3
andrielisilien 5 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
Brrrrrrap!
pymgore 5 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
if he controls everything then why is Edward calling him gay? :D
TheSilsen 5 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
ha ha ha, "aww nooo, awwww 'team jacob' awwwww noooo awwww" :D
kiwifruit138 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
BOO!
Dollheartx 6 months ago
nooo noo noooo team jacob nooooooo
TheSilsen 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
I HAVE THAT GLOVE.
Ryankillsrabies 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
My mother always told me not to play with my food.
Boring woman.
gooseberry2k8 6 months ago 2
a way to actually make twilight interesting.
SarahTheDragonGirl 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday 2
Best way I've heard it told.
jammajessiewessie 6 months ago
I liked that ending XD
ItsRainingZOMBIEZ 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
TWILIGHT ! :L
Alex143D 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
nice lipstick
Spyderschwinky 6 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
omg a window! *pauses, looks out window, tracks down location of crabstickz*
Promethiustehawesome 7 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
...Did I mention that I love you? Because I love you.
loopyzoz 7 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday 3
werewolves can't swim
frankifyed 7 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
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akarene 7 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
Your awesome!
2cat007 7 months ago
Crabstickz you are soo damn funny! you deffinetly just made my day! (:
tanaboo202 7 months ago
lovin' the lipstick :D
unintentionalapology 8 months ago
don't mean to be pedantic, but Bella has brown eyes! aha love your channel!
annon1995 8 months ago
Silver bullet.
ClockworkComputer 9 months ago
The top comments are about the same thing. Oh, I love it when that happens... ¬_¬
gotsickdetail 9 months ago 3
Spoiler OMG... i thought it was real :O
coffebeanss 10 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORK
SophiehtimS 10 months ago
he is british! yay a british youtuber woop woop yippy yay yay :D
iKnowImNoTperfect123 10 months ago
you remind me of Ricky Gervais on the office
astripedelephant48 10 months ago
"This is a Halloween Special" *points to spider hanging from the wall* lololol
violinplayer101 1 year ago
he kinda looked like brendon urie from panic at the disco when he put on glasses i might be alone on this one haha
DeathThenZombie 1 year ago 6
thats really good and i think u have to pull the heart out of a werewolf to kill one
221bambi 1 year ago
kill a werewolf with a peanut .
KrazyTelevision 1 year ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE FINALLY REALISED WHO YOU LOOK LIKE,....GARETH GATES.
Sophie27987 1 year ago 59
@Sophie27987 OMG YES HE DOES!
EpicDuck01 1 year ago
I laughed out loud when Edward appeared.
isupop 1 year ago
XD i love the face bella makes when she dies!
yukiasakura721 1 year ago
if you can control what they do can't you bring them back to life?
aracnialivinherlife 1 year ago
" Noooo... team Jacob .... nooo ! " ahahaha xD
jazzygirlybird 1 year ago 8
your english and you did edward cullen as an american ...why?
adanae183 1 year ago 3
this made me hungry. i kind of wanted to eat bella and edward. is that wrong?
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
class loved it
emmaspokes22 1 year ago
Monty Python reference? If so - a million thumbs up.
NoOtherNamesWereLeft 1 year ago
0:00 to 3:55 was the best part
DjMaddoxX 1 year ago
@DjMaddoxX I liked it before it even started. Beat that! ...
TheDarkSide599 1 year ago
@TheDarkSide599 cant ... you win sir
DjMaddoxX 1 year ago
@DjMaddoxX - u could say I liked it before it was even uploaded or recored or even thought of BEAT THAT yh lets see what TheDarkSide599 says about that!
1MarshmallowBunny 1 year ago
@1MarshmallowBunny Hmm i could do that ... but then i would need to think of something smart to say :S
DjMaddoxX 1 year ago
@1MarshmallowBunny But since I said "i liked it before it even started" which isnt really that specific, it could mean that i've liked the video since before matter existed, etc. so NERRR :3
TheDarkSide599 1 year ago
@DjMaddoxX *Bows* Good day to you.
TheDarkSide599 1 year ago
@TheDarkSide599 .-.
DjMaddoxX 1 year ago
haha he sounded Chinese at the beginning ;)
JandPproductions 1 year ago
The ketchup bleeding scene was quite scary indeed...o_O
pem1990 1 year ago
...the best way to kill a Werewolf? (if it is Taylor Lautner) is to bend him over and give him the ol' King Crabstick....then unload a bunch of silver bullets....muhahaha.....
SleepWhenIamDead 1 year ago
When you turn your head at 2:20, you actually look like Edward Cullen....
Just saying.
And again at 3:14..
Dude, are you sure it's just a costume?
FrittenxD 1 year ago
@FrittenxD of course, edward cullen isn't a vampire, duh.
AMinorMusicify 1 year ago
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FrittenxD 1 year ago
BRAAAAP
kwlkookie06 1 year ago
haha Bella's eye's are brown :P
JustALittleCameraShy 1 year ago
Ditto with everyone else, you are so funny!
WatchingMatthew 1 year ago
why are you so funnyyyy
LydzieeBoo 1 year ago
To kill a werewolf: not giving it a crabstick
FrostedLlama 1 year ago
ahahahahaha you're so funny! XD
Josie957 1 year ago
I love this alternate ending of Twilight!!
Kaylapaloza 1 year ago
yay, i liked your hair :P
morenakidah 1 year ago
no im not actualyy
kenshin9 1 year ago
ohhh god i just fucking love him, he makes me laugh so hard.
blackdeath727 1 year ago
vampires rock !!!!!!!!!!! cool
audraannesinclair 1 year ago
FRAP!
sparkygiz 1 year ago
silver bullets? yeah, bullshit. You need 3 pounds of pepper and a very sharp, long blade. Also - a loud speaker or 2 (with heavy bass), as well as something to play Justin Beiber's cd "baby". You will need to take the pepper, make as perfect a circle you can with a diameter of approximately 13 feet. Put the speaker and music playing device, cd ready, in the center of the circle, play on high volume, and wait. once the werewolf is in the circle (he'll be drawn in quickly), Stab him in the throat.
ArdentLupus 1 year ago
loved it :D
I wonder how many crabsticks you have bought and eaten in your lifetime...
EnglishRoseyPink 1 year ago
Your bonkers... I love it :) saw you on Barry Aldridge's Face to Face so checked out and subscribed :)
ilzg2000 1 year ago
wow much better ending than the book :D much more creative lol XD
SazziSaz94 1 year ago
Too funny
Love the way he draws bella and edward
DeathThenZombie 1 year ago
i love the Matrix refrence 2:45.
ZincInfinity 1 year ago
"He's beautiful! Laaaahahahahallll! Laallaaahahahallaaah!!"
DarthLizzy 1 year ago 4
hahahahah xD this looks like a much more accurate version of twilight :D
Lunatic606 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT!!!! did you know there was a spider behind you!??!?!?! quick run away!
011natalie110 1 year ago
BRAAAP hahaha
katlo9 1 year ago
this is like if david brent were to make a halloween special. lol
GoHiltyGo 1 year ago
LOL "a pound that cost" bahah
xxLexyLewxx 1 year ago
silver bullet duh
xxLexyLewxx 1 year ago
you look like edward cullen, ironically.
BabyGirlBee 1 year ago
Haha, ''well for a kick off, she's a crabstick...''
IMUSTBECHELLIE 1 year ago
...'gay'... hhaah
magicalwizardeast 2 years ago
hire victoria as an assasin. she'll kill bella then edward will kill himself, then all of the werewolves will celebrate so much and be so happy they'll explode
floral428 2 years ago 3
How to kill a warewolf. Get a gun, and shoot the warewolf, or alternatively (In your crabstickz world) A fat guy picks up the warewolf, mistaking it for a cigarrette, and... you know... swallows it, chokes, and...DIES.
By the way, that was hilarious, better than the real twilight.
TheFalloutfree 2 years ago
1:43 - 1:48
DYING of laughter :*-D***
alex0782 2 years ago 126
@alex0782 bella's eyes
TheSilsen 5 months ago in playlist Story time Sunday
Oh my your amazing <3 im just saying :)
xosarahhalexo 2 years ago
"you're still a douche." LOL...oh, and silver bullet haha
MusicRocks567 2 years ago
BRAPPP!
JadiieAnkers 2 years ago
NOO!!! NO... team Jacob... NOOO!!!!
lol
stpdppl 2 years ago
Massive foot crushes you. haha :DDD my favorite part. :))
stratochic101 2 years ago
" This is a tale called.. Twilight, Tw....yeah."
AlLiEbObWa7 2 years ago
How could I miss this one? It's epicness everywhere.
eirinbe 2 years ago
That was soo funny!!! I love when bella rides on crabstick edwards back hahaha!
Filmhawk 2 years ago 89
I like your version of twilight better =D
chrispykrem 2 years ago
''NOOO! team jacob. NOOO!''
:DDDD
appelsintred 2 years ago 4
LOL, Bella is funny & Edward is awesome as aa crab stick. ;]
CaitlinnnTV 2 years ago
lol, you make twilight good XD
xAnimatedDollx 2 years ago
WOW! That was brilliant, thank you for making me laugh.
~Nicolette
nicoletteautumn 2 years ago
How to kill a werewolf:
STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB...
ect.
Although you might have to shoot it with a silver bullet first.
mowenzy 2 years ago
Crabby, did you see that jonathan Ross stole your hand gag 2 nights ago?????? Get him sued my friend!
ModernWarfare2Robbie 2 years ago
bella deserved it :P ...lol
TechnoGeekProduction 2 years ago
A pound, that cost.
It CRACKS ME UP every time.
LetsLightning 2 years ago
omg rape the werewolf and turn it into crabstickz!
shoga711 2 years ago
i just rofl'd
metalheadude 2 years ago
you and the spider reminded me of david brent and the monkey :D
JumbleCake 2 years ago
How to kill a werewolf: simple - feed them crabsticks - really old crabsticks.
Ape65 2 years ago
ha ha ha i liked this WAY better than the real twilight.
PS love the American accent :D
45stillalive 2 years ago
You are delightfully dorky. Oh look, I used an alliteration.
freakiscool 2 years ago
Alliteration is my favorite word in the world.....
ErmaStrikesBack 2 years ago
lol, you are so funny! This is probably your best video!
amazingmonkeys 2 years ago
1:43- 1:48
LMAO
Tescosorangejuicerox 2 years ago 2
make more videos!!!! :P
chrisisfromcanada 2 years ago
lol very nice
belll341 2 years ago
I was LAUGHING CRAZILY when you killed Bella! but i felt sad when you stepped on Edward. Hehehhehehe
LittleLucyLuWho 2 years ago
You scared me so much that I pissed my pants.
freakiscool 2 years ago
:D this is brilliant dude :D
horsy97 2 years ago
2:52 hahaha it's sooo funny wDDD
Team Jacob also ftw ;]]
BlobOpinion 2 years ago
Brrap!
Hahah I love the way you say Team Jacob ;]]
BlobOpinion 2 years ago
very much like the dude off office ricky gervai be carefull he doesnt steal your style soulfuq
bouncingsoul100 2 years ago
Dude! This is your BEST video yet! Besides the cake one.
This made me laugh so much xDD
"Look into those deep blue eyes....and say goodbye"
10 stars dude!
jubealee 2 years ago
Haha crabstickz I loved this! Bbbraap!
DannyReddy17 2 years ago
fart
hambosambo2 2 years ago
*points at spider* lmao!! This was soooo funny! You are amazing.
okstevie11 2 years ago
Man Ive watched this like a trillion times- I exaggerate a little. But I cant get anough of the Bella part HAHAHAA!! Not like this, NOT LIKE THIS!
GentlyFlowing101 2 years ago
How to kill a werewolf: Silverbullet ^^
steffieiih 2 years ago
RAPE!
awesomestthing 2 years ago
Excellent! That's how the first Twilight book should have ended. You are a GENIUS!
StaceyKay06 2 years ago
ok stop it now I can't favourite every video...
HalfScottishGuy 2 years ago
Braaap!!!! brilliant ..... where is the next video???
emailchan11 2 years ago
You are really funny....thanx for the laughs. Love it.
Dina7117 2 years ago
HAhahhahahahah
NoooooNooooNnooooOOOOOO
teamjacob !!!!
Nooooo
Funny :D
ElenGrattonx 2 years ago
Hahah the point to the spider...brilliant...you are brent through and through.
IRTOMM 2 years ago
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BETTERtoFORGETyou 2 years ago
XD your great 'ummm... twilight'
meowCubbeh 2 years ago
LMAO
''he's beutiful...''
''ur an idiot''
SkullCupcake24 2 years ago
how to kill a werewolf- show them a sexy cat x)
eeerrrrcathryn 2 years ago
hahaha brill = ]
XXAimzylicousXX 2 years ago
The noises Bella made literally had me crying I was laughing so hard!!
Larriell 2 years ago
LOL I am loving your £1 spider! Very scary :)
MrsLALocket 2 years ago 2
just look at it your ugly enuff
vkreaper 2 years ago
Shoot it with silver bullets
Breakfastclub93 2 years ago
to kill a werewolf you have to poke it with a crabstick 20 times while singing big fish little fish carboard box :]
thebeautifulredrose 2 years ago 3
haha 3:46
Franzombiee 2 years ago
OH MY! that was almost to scary! i might need a nightlight tonight!
SpiffieShoes 2 years ago
I almost peed my pants at the beginning.
briannainpajamas 2 years ago 2
lmfao
LOveTwiNz 2 years ago
To kill a werewolf, just hug it. If you can get past the claws and teeth.
XD
rahzeldazzle23 2 years ago
ahahahha
you look yummier than normal all halloweeny :)
sugarfreshh 2 years ago
i love the 3D glasses
SoffiaOsk 2 years ago
Halloween Special FTW!
Blurain2222 2 years ago
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GentlyFlowing101 2 years ago
Oh crabstickss i do love yourr videeoss youere hilariouss you look fabuloss as a vampiree! and i love twilight so thankyou.. well im not one of these opbsessive people but i doo lovee edward but im not one these obsessive people... im indieviual but not the sme as thoese other creepy people.. hmm you get what i mean -.- loll :D :D :D
loveyoutopgear 2 years ago
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1337Cassie 2 years ago
how to kill a werewolf according to Ginger Snaps: Stab it with a knife in the heart. Hit it with a fast moving van. Inject it with a mixture made of the plant aconitum lycotonum and alcohol. yip.
helxig 2 years ago
"NOO -team jacob- NOOO" hahaha
How to kill a werewolf hmm.
Freeze it.
saw it up
microwave it.
feed it to it's own kind.
Kill those kind
repeat.
TheMariaZahir 2 years ago
i could fall in love with you...creepy. yeah i know.
marshmelotz 2 years ago 2 <