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  • 2:46 - 2:50

    rofflmmfao!!!111

  • Most acurate description I've ever heard.

  • Strangely reminds me of Eddie Izzard

  • so weird xD

  • I have to admit...I was hoping more bad stuff would happen to Edward. >_>

  • Monty Python Style!

  • Twilight <3

    I'll be the Bella to your Edward anyday...unless you want to be Jacob, and then I'm be your Nessie XD lol.

  • The spider was a nice touch.

    

  • i have that glove...

  • Its funny because the crabstick bella shows more emotion then the one in the movie

  • That crabstick is way too cheery to be Bella.

  • Where do you suppose he gets the makeup that he wears in some of his videos?

  • @instrumentalheart from a drug store. He probably just goes in and buys it.

  • And the moral of the story is ... don't argue with the story tellers that control your reality =)

  • while I was watching this I heard something smash in my kitchen, it scared the living daylights out of me, specially since there is no one home and my dog was right next to me... god dammit this was scarier that it should have been

  • are you sitting uncomfortabley? as apposed to comfortabley? coz this is halloween...everythins a bit..on its head :P LOL im scared already...

  • God you're hot!! so funny and witty x)))

  • his hair is strangely sexy...

  • 2:49 BEST PART X3

  • Brrrrrrap!

  • if he controls everything then why is Edward calling him gay? :D

  • ha ha ha, "aww nooo, awwww 'team jacob' awwwww noooo awwww" :D

  • BOO!

  • nooo noo noooo team jacob nooooooo

  • I HAVE THAT GLOVE.

  • My mother always told me not to play with my food.

    Boring woman.

  • a way to actually make twilight interesting.

  • Best way I've heard it told.

  • I liked that ending XD

  • TWILIGHT ! :L

  • nice lipstick

    

  • omg a window! *pauses, looks out window, tracks down location of crabstickz*

  • ...Did I mention that I love you? Because I love you.

  • werewolves can't swim

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  • Your awesome!

  • Crabstickz you are soo damn funny! you deffinetly just made my day! (:

  • lovin' the lipstick :D

  • don't mean to be pedantic, but Bella has brown eyes! aha love your channel!

  • Silver bullet.

  • The top comments are about the same thing. Oh, I love it when that happens... ¬_¬

  • Spoiler OMG... i thought it was real :O

  • he is british! yay a british youtuber woop woop yippy yay yay :D

  • you remind me of Ricky Gervais on the office

  • "This is a Halloween Special" *points to spider hanging from the wall* lololol

  • he kinda looked like brendon urie from panic at the disco when he put on glasses i might be alone on this one haha

  • thats really good and i think u have to pull the heart out of a werewolf to kill one

  • kill a werewolf with a peanut .

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE FINALLY REALISED WHO YOU LOOK LIKE,....GARETH GATES.

  • @Sophie27987 OMG YES HE DOES!

  • I laughed out loud when Edward appeared.

  • XD i love the face bella makes when she dies!

  • if you can control what they do can't you bring them back to life?

  • " Noooo... team Jacob .... nooo ! " ahahaha xD

  • your english and you did edward cullen as an american ...why?

  • this made me hungry. i kind of wanted to eat bella and edward. is that wrong?

  • class loved it

  • Monty Python reference? If so - a million thumbs up.

  • 0:00 to 3:55 was the best part

  • @DjMaddoxX I liked it before it even started. Beat that! ...

  • @TheDarkSide599 cant ... you win sir

  • @DjMaddoxX - u could say I liked it before it was even uploaded or recored or even thought of BEAT THAT yh lets see what TheDarkSide599 says about that!

  • @1MarshmallowBunny Hmm i could do that ... but then i would need to think of something smart to say :S

  • @1MarshmallowBunny But since I said "i liked it before it even started" which isnt really that specific, it could mean that i've liked the video since before matter existed, etc. so NERRR :3

  • @DjMaddoxX *Bows* Good day to you.

  • haha he sounded Chinese at the beginning ;)

  • The ketchup bleeding scene was quite scary indeed...o_O

  • ...the best way to kill a Werewolf? (if it is Taylor Lautner) is to bend him over and give him the ol' King Crabstick....then unload a bunch of silver bullets....muhahaha.....

  • When you turn your head at 2:20, you actually look like Edward Cullen....

    Just saying.

    And again at 3:14..

    Dude, are you sure it's just a costume?

  • @FrittenxD of course, edward cullen isn't a vampire, duh.

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  • BRAAAAP

    

  • haha Bella's eye's are brown :P

  • Ditto with everyone else, you are so funny!

  • why are you so funnyyyy

  • To kill a werewolf: not giving it a crabstick

  • ahahahahaha you're so funny! XD

  • I love this alternate ending of Twilight!!

  • yay, i liked your hair :P

  • no im not actualyy

  • ohhh god i just fucking love him, he makes me laugh so hard.

  • vampires rock !!!!!!!!!!! cool

  • FRAP!

  • silver bullets? yeah, bullshit. You need 3 pounds of pepper and a very sharp, long blade. Also - a loud speaker or 2 (with heavy bass), as well as something to play Justin Beiber's cd "baby". You will need to take the pepper, make as perfect a circle you can with a diameter of approximately 13 feet. Put the speaker and music playing device, cd ready, in the center of the circle, play on high volume, and wait. once the werewolf is in the circle (he'll be drawn in quickly), Stab him in the throat.

  • loved it :D

    I wonder how many crabsticks you have bought and eaten in your lifetime...

  • Your bonkers... I love it :) saw you on Barry Aldridge's Face to Face so checked out and subscribed :)

  • wow much better ending than the book :D much more creative lol XD

  • Too funny

    Love the way he draws bella and edward

  • i love the Matrix refrence 2:45.

  • "He's beautiful! Laaaahahahahallll! Laallaaahahahallaaah!!"

  • hahahahah xD this looks like a much more accurate version of twilight :D

  • HOLY SHIT!!!! did you know there was a spider behind you!??!?!?! quick run away!

  • BRAAAP hahaha

  • this is like if david brent were to make a halloween special. lol

  • LOL "a pound that cost" bahah

  • silver bullet duh

  • you look like edward cullen, ironically.

  • Haha, ''well for a kick off, she's a crabstick...''

  • ...'gay'... hhaah

  • hire victoria as an assasin. she'll kill bella then edward will kill himself, then all of the werewolves will celebrate so much and be so happy they'll explode

  • How to kill a warewolf. Get a gun, and shoot the warewolf, or alternatively (In your crabstickz world) A fat guy picks up the warewolf, mistaking it for a cigarrette, and... you know... swallows it, chokes, and...DIES.

    By the way, that was hilarious, better than the real twilight.

  • 1:43 - 1:48

    DYING of laughter :*-D***

  • @alex0782 bella's eyes

  • Oh my your amazing <3 im just saying :)

  • "you're still a douche." LOL...oh, and silver bullet haha

  • BRAPPP!

  • NOO!!! NO... team Jacob... NOOO!!!!

    lol

  • Massive foot crushes you. haha :DDD my favorite part. :))

  • " This is a tale called.. Twilight, Tw....yeah."

  • How could I miss this one? It's epicness everywhere.

  • That was soo funny!!! I love when bella rides on crabstick edwards back hahaha!

  • I like your version of twilight better =D

  • ''NOOO! team jacob. NOOO!''

    :DDDD

  • LOL, Bella is funny & Edward is awesome as aa crab stick. ;]

  • lol, you make twilight good XD

  • WOW! That was brilliant, thank you for making me laugh.

    ~Nicolette

  • How to kill a werewolf:

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABST­ABSTABSTAB...

    ect.

    Although you might have to shoot it with a silver bullet first.

  • Crabby, did you see that jonathan Ross stole your hand gag 2 nights ago?????? Get him sued my friend!

  • bella deserved it :P ...lol

  • A pound, that cost.

    It CRACKS ME UP every time.

  • omg rape the werewolf and turn it into crabstickz!

  • i just rofl'd

  • you and the spider reminded me of david brent and the monkey :D

  • How to kill a werewolf: simple - feed them crabsticks - really old crabsticks.

  • ha ha ha i liked this WAY better than the real twilight.

    PS love the American accent :D

  • You are delightfully dorky. Oh look, I used an alliteration.

  • Alliteration is my favorite word in the world.....

  • lol, you are so funny! This is probably your best video!

  • 1:43- 1:48

    LMAO

  • make more videos!!!! :P

  • lol very nice

  • I was LAUGHING CRAZILY when you killed Bella! but i felt sad when you stepped on Edward. Hehehhehehe

  • You scared me so much that I pissed my pants.

  • :D this is brilliant dude :D

  • 2:52 hahaha it's sooo funny wDDD

    Team Jacob also ftw ;]]

  • Brrap!

    Hahah I love the way you say Team Jacob ;]]

  • very much like the dude off office ricky gervai be carefull he doesnt steal your style soulfuq

  • Dude! This is your BEST video yet! Besides the cake one.

    This made me laugh so much xDD

    "Look into those deep blue eyes....and say goodbye"

    10 stars dude!

  • Haha crabstickz I loved this! Bbbraap!

  • fart

  • *points at spider* lmao!! This was soooo funny! You are amazing.

  • Man Ive watched this like a trillion times- I exaggerate a little. But I cant get anough of the Bella part HAHAHAA!! Not like this, NOT LIKE THIS!

  • How to kill a werewolf: Silverbullet ^^

  • RAPE!

  • Excellent! That's how the first Twilight book should have ended. You are a GENIUS!

  • ok stop it now I can't favourite every video...

  • Braaap!!!! brilliant ..... where is the next video???

  • You are really funny....thanx for the laughs. Love it.

  • HAhahhahahahah

    NoooooNooooNnooooOOOOOO

    teamjacob !!!!

    Nooooo

    Funny :D

  • Hahah the point to the spider...brilliant...you are brent through and through.

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  • XD your great 'ummm... twilight'

  • LMAO

    ''he's beutiful...''

    ''ur an idiot''

  • how to kill a werewolf- show them a sexy cat x)

  • hahaha brill = ]

  • The noises Bella made literally had me crying I was laughing so hard!!

  • LOL I am loving your £1 spider! Very scary :)

  • just look at it your ugly enuff

  • Shoot it with silver bullets

  • to kill a werewolf you have to poke it with a crabstick 20 times while singing big fish little fish carboard box :]

  • haha 3:46

  • OH MY! that was almost to scary! i might need a nightlight tonight!

  • I almost peed my pants at the beginning.

  • lmfao

  • To kill a werewolf, just hug it. If you can get past the claws and teeth.

    XD

  • ahahahha

    you look yummier than normal all halloweeny :)

  • i love the 3D glasses

  • Halloween Special FTW!

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  • Oh crabstickss i do love yourr videeoss youere hilariouss you look fabuloss as a vampiree! and i love twilight so thankyou.. well im not one of these opbsessive people but i doo lovee edward but im not one these obsessive people... im indieviual but not the sme as thoese other creepy people.. hmm you get what i mean -.- loll :D :D :D

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  • how to kill a werewolf according to Ginger Snaps: Stab it with a knife in the heart. Hit it with a fast moving van. Inject it with a mixture made of the plant aconitum lycotonum and alcohol. yip.

  • "NOO -team jacob- NOOO" hahaha

    How to kill a werewolf hmm.

    Freeze it.

    saw it up

    microwave it.

    feed it to it's own kind.

    Kill those kind

    repeat.

  • i could fall in love with you...creepy. yeah i know.