Top 10 Pickup Lines

[mrcourtney777]

Is that a ladder in your skirt or a stairway to heaven

[GAMERxxMODSxx4LIFE1]

Roses are red violets are sour open ur legs and give me an hour ;)

[brandon722531]

Here is one ... Dam girl do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long ;D

[McHaleMega]

My favorite is: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[TheRadioFoot]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

[disneyactorlover]

lol friends... HOW YOU DOIN!! thumbs up if you miss friends

[christiantremblay9]

roses are red violets are blue, I'm not really good at poems but nice tits. amirite?

[mr2good2beetru]

Nice legs... What time do they open XD

[123coolisme]

best pick up line : mary had a little let me rub your boobies

[90saosin]

hey girl are u lady gaga . because i wanna po po poke ur face

[donot0991]

Best pickup line: Thought you were ugly then I saw your mum..

[xJuan214]

its jamaican me crazy. not you jamaican crazy and a pick up line i made was yo daddy a baker because yo buns are big

[dasushibar]

The booger one got both guys so excited :))

[DoctorJangman]

maybe if it wasnt an ass ugly asian with an accent as thick as my cock....

[Ungeziemt]

did you just fart? cuz u´ve blown me away!

[dinoking666]

wow sooo ugly shjyiscbvgweeuupuhccssf...... oh god i just threw up

[danrulz0895]

Are your parents retarded??? Cuz you seem very special ^.^

[schoolissoboring1]

Wtf is this. -____-"

[Ntalikerhs]

how old are u? go damn study...

[geico39]

Red Spice?  I guess old Spice has a cousin.

[aishyboo2001]

I saw this on another comment:

Hey baby u like math?

How about u+me add a bed subtract our clothes and devide those legs

[HazardX1989]

Lets see a guy try these pick-up lines, it'll be funnier.

[PivotBeast99]

Here's some math for u me+u=fun

[lildaigo11]

Ultimate pickup line: Nice shoes.......let's fuck

[peRfuctdusK]

Wait wait are u the chick who works a subway cuz u r giving me a FOOTLONG !!!!!

[Stephaniexb]

If i were a zombie, I'd eat you the most

[appleintosh]

Are you the UPS woman? Because I'd let you handle my package!

[appleintosh]

I'm good at math, U+I=69

[carmelldansen1]

@Fjerid OMG I LOVE FRIENDS!!! I like Pheobe most.

[Mau5Medias]

Lets do some math, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply

[airborne1ranger24]

My cock is dead, can I bury it in your ass?

[Tagger281]

Aren't guys supposed to say the line?

[jesswunder95]

that shirt looks good on you. you kno what else would? me... heres my number. lol

[reigningchampdc]

Were you born in the toilet? Cause you're the shit

[mtrial11]

Best Pick up line : GET IN THE VAN!!!!

[NDNguitarguy]

Baby I put the STD in STUD all I need is U.

LOL

[MrDominican1139]

hey nice legs what time do they open

[huhwhyight]

0:31

lady boner...

[Flashee9s]

Wigga alert 1:10

[TheC0kiemonster]

Are you constipated? because i wanna fuck the shit outta you

[TehEliteOne]

Umm I don't know If I should give it to you. I don't talk to strangers. ROFL

[WarrenPace]

Girl, if you and I we're squirrels, I'd bust a nut in your hole.

[TheAdamtheClown]

@WarrenPace That's fucking amazing.

[Swish10213]

Girl:If you was a booger i would pick you first

Guy:REALLY!!!!? :D

LMAO

[hybridgohan]

lololol redspice

[wackycube]

FUCK, theirs an idea

[XWHITEoKNIGHTX19]

HERES THE BEST ONE RIGHT HERE!!

" I think I just found the cure for erectile disfunction"

[MissKikiiLove]

DID YOU FART CUZ YOUR BLOWIN ME AWAY <3 Lmfao, my ex used that on me when we first met...

[The123joend]

my girl tells me the sweetest things.i told her i would take her words and make a breakfast cereal out of them, i would call em, "HONEY BUNCHES OF QUOTES.lol

[soccerisgreat14]

"Are you a singer?"

"No. Why?"

"Cause I could give you vocal lessons but I'll do all the work."

[emaimon1]

me:my penis is 9 inch long

her:lets go to my place.

[SweetKtotheK]

good nice its funny to see a girl using pick up line lolll moree of it

[BORAT225]

that last guy thought he was in hahaha

[rangepk100]

0:42 - 0:45 Let's keep it the way it is, with a N and O.

[glumac16]

wtf girls asking boys

[Skaterdude518]

If I had a shotgun, you know what I'd do,

I'd point that shit straight at the sky

and shoot heaven on down for you.

[lexladybug10]

Haha! That was kinda hilarious. a lot of those wouldn't work. Did you see that one guy that ran away! LOL

[DJZombiLincoln]

This girl stole my best material!

[onlywantlove]

lol anyone tried secretsexfinder dot com ? Wow loads of women in the US looking for affairs

[ROManotor1]

your parents must be retards cause your special!

[chapindsangre11]

Ahahaha this bitxh!

[Mr1damian]

roses are red

violets are blue

i dont know the rest

show me your tits

[user421376]

guy: what fucks like a tiger and winks?

girl: idk what?

guy: *winks and walks away*

[211lolfunnyvidluver]

LOL

[skywallker]

My GPS told me go right back to your heart.

[MrArmadillo85]

roses are red

violets are blue

if u touch me

ill fucking kill you

[michu92010]

she said "if u were a booger i would pick u first" 2 times

[danielsplanb]

Lmfao I love the guys when she said if u were a buger I'd pick u first there like smile really

[kurthummelgleek12]

i lyke the how u doin!!

[Seanyj9729]

Lol!

[MMArtist99]

If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:

- "The Game" by Neil Strauss

- "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)

GENERAL GUIDELINES

1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).

2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!

3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)

4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this).

[kurthummelgleek12]

@MMArtist99 what the hell is this supposed to do. jk lolz

[BigkKinny]

Your body is 80% water and I'm thirsty.

[ghostguy9]

Do you work on a farm?

Cuz you sure can raise a cock!:D

[skillers999]

ROFL

[MrThugsome]

asian hoe

[voollyball]

love the one at 0:41! the guy is hot too :D

[xxUFCGURLXX]

Loved it -Times Mag lol

[beast0230]

Stupid

[tireironman]

got an std? want one?

[Zebstrika962]

i just sh*t my pants for you

[Emelec18]

Shes awesome

[TheZeusgoose]

Hey.......Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Works every time

[The50feetdeep]

@TheZeusgoose FAMILY GUYY

[TheZeusgoose]

@The50feetdeep Really? I thought I made that one up myself. Damn you Family Guy

[kaziabir1]

@TheZeusgoose LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT U GOT ME ROLLIN ON DA FLOOR!!! give a warning next time u drop a bomb like that LOL

[ricker905]

lmfaoooospeak english



[satellizer93]

omg funny asian accent!

[angrymoth2]

@satellizer93 it isnt an asian accent. and she isnt asian

[balaholicVC15]

If theres a party in your mouth can i cum?

[destro1980]

lame, those were all from 90's.

[RibFan74]

Guy at the end was delighted with himself! Haha!

[TheWeeklyLawReports]

i love how some of these guys dont have a clue that its joke

[asura9909]

haha i love this <3

[anatomiccyay]

Hahahah. the dudes face at 54 xD

[xeetrov]

All lame

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

im an animalist and i recently acquired a trowser snake wanna see him his name is miles....

[IAMxBrokeMokes]

hey, you have something on your butt..... my eyes

[IAMxBrokeMokes]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled? or Fertilized? ;)

[MJizkool]

me: hey

her: what

Me: *opens hand* do these taste like roofies???

[18jeda]

Someone I know once used "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first." It's been a few years since and everyone he knows still laugh at him. And the girl didn't know whether to laugh then, or take pity on him!

[TheManar01]

@18jeda what's a booger???

[18jeda]

@TheManar01 It's basically another name used for the mucous in your nose.

[emmyisawesome27]

heres one!

did you just fart? cuz u blew me away!

[randomness2324]

@ babybull77 redspice is a deoderant

[HowMasters]

See the WORST EVER pick up lines on my new video :D

[ryanrules777]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I see myself in your pants ;)

[AngelBiLove]

roses are red

violets are blue

most poems rhyme

and i fucked ya sis

[MsChubbypanda]

@1:00

duse is sooo cute!

[Megabites46]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Mosquitoes are Sour,

Open your legs,

Give me an hour,

[vegasnutzz]

IT PUTS THE PHONE NUMBER IN MY BASKET. IT DOES WHAT IT'S TOLD OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

[ringgo228]

If you were a booger, I'd totally pick you first.

For real?

[hassigurl45]

"That's why your Jamaican me crazy!" lol should be "That's why Jamaican me crazy!"

[kvtwin2011]

i love how some of the guys said "really" and took it as a compliment lol

[mrvideouploads1]

hi i just won the lottery will you marry me

100% instant success

[Bahamatt97]

Do you want pumped?

[kbidogg1]

me: did it hurt?

her: did what?

me: when you fell from heaven?

her: awwww

me: cause your face got really fucked up from the fall

[igotramen]

@kbidogg1 hhhaahahah .XD

[Zeekeal]

@kbidogg1 ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah­haha

[bloodycrossroads]

@kbidogg1 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL

[MrPARADlSE]

Yeah these pickup lines are okay, but the best one is by Quagmire, "Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity LETS HAVE SEX! "

[P0L0tube]

I use all those lines and works every time!

[africanqueen531]

do you have a mirror in your pocket because i see me in your pants :)

[ChubbiBubby]

my favorite: how you doing !! ;-D

[Cheekytriangle]

wow that was awkward

[irrevenant3]

LoL, I think what this video mostly shows is that if you're a cute girl ANY pickup line will work.

That parrot one was pretty cool though. :)

[djmagmite]

Are you from Ireland coz my dicks Dublin

[SuperWartyBalls]

I HOPE YOU DIED IN THE TSUNAMI!

[4763843]

i lost my balls cuz of these jokes!

[4848motocross]

if i were 2 flip a coin what the chances that i would get head?

[Yassen001]

@4848motocross Nicee

[4848motocross]

if i were 2 flip a coin what the chances that i would get head?

[shakejuntkid]

I was just wondering, if you are going to be silent or difficult. "What?" Nevermind, can I have your phone number?

[sodakind]

LOL

[RussianAndre]

My dick died can I bury it in your butt?

[MrBiohumanomineralny]

My penis grants wishes.Wanna rub it? And it's on

[tireurVISION]

Roses r red

Violets r blu

I have a gun

Get in the van

[410roman]

@tireurVISION LOL NICE!!!

[00Crazyness]

"Get in the van and dont make any noise"

[supatoker420]

do you like weed? cause your better then schwag. bitch.

[zlyable]

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

Ive got a gun,

Get in the car

[nechikens]

@zlyable

Best comment I've seen in a while. +1 Internets

[zlyable]

@nechikens lolz

[xNero17x]

@zlyable LOL

[KeirrHD]

@zlyable Roses are Red,

Vioents are blue,

I've got alzheimers,

cheese on toast

[ratrat222]

@KeirrHD I find that incredibly offensive.

[KeirrHD]

@ratrat222 ...And? I could say the same about yours. Lighten up.

[ratrat222]

@KeirrHD You are making fun of people with mental illnesses. I think that is a little more offensive than me telling you that's offensive.

[KeirrHD]

@ratrat222 Happens to the best of us. Deal with it.

[mexmax101]

this aint fun cuze its a girl telling guys pick up lines thats to easy guys never turned down girls unless there like mentaly retarted and on a wheelchaire drolling

[megaMj98]

@mexmax101 wow thats so rude !!!!!!!!!

[TankH0nour]

Lolol this happened to my mate!

If we were in the alphabet.. Id put u and i together! * thats ok because n and o are already together! XD

[zlyable]

@TankH0nour What tha fuck??? haha Lolz :D

[Kazekage5th]

@TankH0nour DANGG

[HelloJuicyKitty]

Haha really??

[S0Square]

GET IN THE VAN!!!

[diehardcoltsfan1]

im an astronaut

and my next stop is Uranus

[boddies62]

did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when u fell from heaven?

awwwww.

coz ur face is fuc*ed up.

best rejection line

[sherman546]

-If this place is a meat market you must be prime rib.

-Are those karate pants cuz your ass is kicking!

[534Nleeds]

"REALLY?" and there eyes light up lol

[Kimarey]

Was your dad a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

[PoliteTrashTalker]

Jennfish76 that's classic

[jennfish76]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I have a gun

Get in the Car

[XxT3rr3rxX]

Man who doesnt wear hats out there???

[Fjerid]

"How you doin?" Sounds much cooler when Joey says it haha