Valentines Day reviewed by Mark Kermode

[bambieyedbeauty]

I always love it when Mark manages to get the usually deadpan Simon to chuckle.

[RichardKleiner]

I have enough respect for Love Actually for me to never ever see either Valentine's Day nor New Year's Eve

[mozmal]

This movie was truly dreadful. Mark Kermode was absolutely right on every point. Avoid this soulless, worthless dud.

[Bloodlovefreak]

From the scum that subsequently brought you the shitty "New Year's Eve" People that paid to see this and that movie should be ashamed of themselves.

[sleepygirl928]

"here's you Valentine card, it's a bag of sick..."

Mayo: has anyone ever done that?

Kermode: I'm sure they have

[BRm2008]

valentine's day is shit. garry marshall sucks at making movies. except for Exit to eden

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

I can't really see from this review if he likes or dislikes Love Actually.

[TheHappydead]

has ashton kutcher done anything good?

[Filmzie]

@TheHappydead 

He did Demi Moore. I'd call that pretty good.

[TheHappydead]

@Filmzie that is an acheivement, but I think Willis got the best years out of her

[pedriano999]

@TheHappydead that would be a no

[BRm2008]

@TheHappydead Killers was  quite good

[wdsa8d]

the dude sitting opposite to kermode always seems like a prick.

[trentkill]

It was a bad movie. Not a trainwreck like Old Dogs, but a bad film nonetheless.

[BRm2008]

@trentkill old dogs was ok. but VD was VD!

[youmustlogin]

like getting a greetings card full of vomit....

[StinkySQL]

CWITOJOD is one of my favorites. I'm glad you agree. How do you feel about Buckaroo Banzaii?

[googoopob]

I normally pretty much agree with everything that Mark says but i liked this. Yeah it's a bit of fluff, some of the characters were a bit dodgy and it is really long but i enjoyed it much more than i did Love Actually.

[dunsedog]

Without doubt I don't agree with everything Kermode has ever said and nevertheless I still want to know, that is if you watch the film, if you are correct. I'm not a rom-com kind of guy so I'm not gunna see it, even if it did get amazing reviews.

[stekop1]

Ashton Kutcher really annoys me. I could tell Valentines Day was gonna be por, over indulged with actors.

[ixiBSMixi]

Well, glad I watched this before going. Maybe I'll catch it on TV in a year.

[detriplea]

Jeniffer Garner still seems 13, but nice tits.

[madammao]

That cannibal women this sounds wonderfully camp

[TulseLuper]

Love Actually is a mess and a half of a film but at least it has likable characters and is genuinely funny throughout. Valentine's Day looks like an appalling, cynical, cheap imitation.

[MalachorWraith]

There's a reason I love his reviews and this is one of them.

[friday13th1]

"Who's in it? Well...pretty much everybody" LOL

[SpeedFreakNO]

And Love Actually was awesome even.

[syarnold]

looks like cynical rubbish.

[dunsedog]

Watch the film and come back to us if you are right.

[syarnold]

I have watched the trailer, read the synopsis, seen the cast and read (in this case seens) reviews. I think i can tell its cynical rubbish, unless you are a fanboy.

[tooyjfwn]

he was,