One Armed Sex - Comedy Time

[JohnnyMarsBar]

god now i know im a terrible person...i was staring at her arm the whole time...

[borami22]

over populated.... lol......

[benniquaid]

She's funny as hell

[lmfpmj]

Th was a graet Rosie Perez Impersonation!

[ShaneYnclan]

did people laugh only because they felt bad for her

[vinnothelizard]

worst ever!! she is shit!!

[vim92]

She is funny, I admire her for being so strong, I can't imagine losing my right arm.

[Rayers]

LOL no, I like her honesty! It's funny, XD

[skalamin]

hmm... this is hit or miss for me. but i would way its 6/10

[ManticCanine]

she is not funny at all

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

She lost it in the war...

[BeneathTheHammer]

Lmao shes AWESOME!

[DrInfidel]

At least she got 150 pounds off her body after losing that arm

[solofactor]

your a sick fuck....

[Ashurakira]

awkward indeed.

[iluvazngirls]

damn, i didnt hear any of the jokes she said, her arm was creeping me out

[Akilah055]

same ova here :|

[EdalB1986]

ok one armed woman laughing at a dude with a small penis .... how sad are americans

[ncfwhitetigress]

@EdalB1986 sry small penis is worse than no arm. ask any guy which he'd give up first.

[evvofreak]

I like her :-) She'd be fun to hang out with for sure :-)))

[gasfgiop]

is she the first of her kind? not to sound harsh or anything, but it was kinda awkward if not painful...i don't really know what to think of this, maybe I'm lacking empathy? strictly comedy-wise though, there were some good moments, but nothing extraordinary or new, quite frankly...oh, except for the arm? I mean, non-arm (SHIT!)

[DatingYourAvatar]

you suckkkkkkkkkkkk

[Nikon05]

well that was awkward

[lovekillsbeware]

umm no

[amjan]

She's fat.

[piegirl42]

the whole thing is kinda lame ecept for the china vagina thing. that made me fucking flip a bitch hahahahah

[RagingGeekazoid]

Those smiley eyes are awesome :)

[narriolas1]

the small weiner thing is so funny!

[walkwalkslow]

outstandingly boring

[BrrixLubbsxYooh]

It was fine until you started talking about your overly populated vagina ? o.o"

[DakuGabbarSingh]

feel bad for her

[threethirteen666]

dont she doin her thing ,but yah huh thats sad

[ItsMeMuthaFkas]

Super sad. In fact, I feel so sad about my NUB that I never have sex and I stay in my house all day in hopes that I will make it through life unscathed and hopefully one day be truly accepted by society. You changed my life, OMG. What life was I living before the two of you voiced your pity for me?

[threethirteen666]

shut up! its not really you!is it?you kno that u do have sex all day and you probably work @ disneyland or somethinglike that!! o m g u r so cool & funny!!PLEEEEZ lemme kno if u do a show around the bay i will totally go b a groopie and trow my boxer breifs on stage!DUDE or anywhere in ca!!!!!!

[ABGC76]

haha funny, but whod wanna sleep with her?

[threethirteen666]

me! totally dude the ultimate for me would b to date a comedian!

[threethirteen666]

me i like comedians

[ABGC76]

if thats the way u roll dog, thats u

[SauronsEye]

You know when you wash your business shirts and the sleeve is half turned inside on itself. That's what her stump looks like.

I feel she just needs to flick her stump a bit and the rest of her arm will appear.

Hey, don't blame me. She drew unreasonable attention to it with the smiley face and the kissing.

When I have a pimple. I don't draw petals around it to make it look like a yellow daffodil.

[ItsMeMuthaFkas]

Fckin hilarious! Can you write for my act??? I usually write my own material, but YOU'RE bloody hilarious! Thank you for your time and consideration. ;)

[threethirteen666]

everyone on youtube is a dick,except us,and that numa numa guy!

[ItsMeMuthaFkas]

Fckin hilarious! Can you write for my act??? I usually write my own material, but YOU'RE bloody hilarious! Thank you for your time and consideration. ;)

[Xocoheart]

mm She was ok..

[shadowoftheday666]

she's really funny but wat happened to her arm?

[chickiwithamind]

FUNNY! I want to see her on tv! She is fantastic!

[LegoWeaponsMaker]

I love her!

[CLTheMonk]

One arm?

So what, look at her, she's bloody beautiful.

And damn funny

[Mariposa2775837]

LOL shes funny haha

"all im hearing is you have a small penis..." LOLOL

[skygirl512]

Is she really one-armed??

[carturo01]

seeking fun loving men

[DonAxt]

On manicure discount: This one=leg gal I know asks for

and usually gets a half-off discount on pedicures.

Meanwhile her chiropodist says, no dice, he treats the

patient as a whole so theres no extra charge if she had

three legs.

[mislang69]

"yasuakimaru (3 weeks ago)

is it just me, or did no one (except for customcartoons) comment on the ACTUAL COMEDY, istead of her body, and wheter or not you'd do it with her? "

HHAHAAH, i know huh.. lolz

[maxferrara]

She is very pretty: funny, smiling, fat, one armed,brave and beautiful. She is right to be happy and to be admired!!

[ros4211]

like a unicorn lol.

[Rosalie392]

That wasn't funny at all.

[chickiwithamind]

says you rosalie.I personally found it funny and people that have nothing nice to say...well you know!

[yasuakimaru]

is it just me, or did no one (except for customcartoons) comment on the ACTUAL COMEDY, istead of her body, and wheter or not you'd do it with her?

[DeimosSaturn]

Yeah, leave the prop comedy to carrot top and come up with some real material.

[benimaruu]

I think that she's a hooker desperate for sex, promoting herself to the audience in a 'very subtle' way.

[poodude900]

Did she draw a happy face on her stub???

[chickiwithamind]

It looks likes she did and it is her nub you lame o

[Hypocrisies]

She has a good face, a sexy voice, but that nub... I just don't know, guys. I'd have to be really drunk.

[fitdrew0887]

You're a horrible human being.

[neilmc06]

that is fucking disgusting..put that stump away..

[TheeOwnage]

ya like she would ever get laid. who the fuck would date her

[lindseyanne84]

I hope you know I have one arm and I am beautiful. I have plenty of men wanting to date me, lay me, and pinning for me..so stop talking about yourself

[TheeOwnage]

aight well while you are sitting there fingering yourself with your one hand, i am out there getting some with people with 2 arms. what are the chances?

[dlite922]

I'd hit it. She's got that confidence and sexy voice.

Great material.

[InVok3thaunknown]

@dlite922

id hit it 4 her lettn meh put it n her butt!

[Monthagny]

@dlite922 You sick bastard!!

[dlite922]

@Monthagny I'm sick? you're sick for discriminating against another human. Or do you need her right hand to have sex with her? in that case. you're just plain wrong!

[VI3T18KIDD]

she's a dumb fucc.

i'll chop the other arm.

[Broyale26]

I would shag the hell out of her. One arm? NO PROBLEM.

[customcartoons]

"...just grossly overpopulated." HAAAY!

[tylernautica]

her hand looks like a penis

[NOCDIB]

She's a big girl and I'd still give it to her but the thought of her getting into doggy position reminds me of a camera tripod.

[poepbroek]

oomfg what she has got 2 arms no way you see the other arm ?

[papasmurfXXX]

this is so fake she has 2 arms!

[BigDapPacino]

she can still give head and get banged..she's not ugly ..she is very funny yet corny

[papasmurfXXX]

she's fat!

[johnjohn0701]

i dont get it, its okay, but the background sounds so funny that gb is with her.

[HLuna52180]

Nub-lady sucked balls. One star

[Ericaisgay1]

awe. haha

that was funny cuz i have one arm!

seriously. <33

[papasmurfXXX]

make a video on it

[MsPisces16]

It wasn't THAT funny. I'll give her a little giggle at least. =]

[newharmony85]

who the hell cant crack an egg.

[hardoushesjuices]

with her vagina genius. but i bet you can do that too.

[newharmony85]

that is what i'm talking about sherlock

[jonzie3]

with one hand fuck face

[hardoushesjuices]

anger/comedy/ bung rappersalad?

[mitchranalli]

She was trying to steal raw chicken from an alligator exhibit

[sfaithj]

not funny.

[TechMaven]

Sad that she now uses food as a pacifier.

[carrobane]

booooring

[sleepy7554]

not funny, can she talk about anything but the missing arm?

[Hypocrisies]

I'm glad she's optimistic about that nub of hers... but that is seriously disgusting ._.

Cover it up please.

[eggs07]

Attention ComedyTime people: Lower the recording volume of your audio. It's not hard to avoid clipping the crap out of it.

[RayShafft]

Pretty damn funny, y'all should check out daniel tosh, fricken awesome!

[ComedyTimeDir]

If you subscribe to Verizon V-Cast we have Daniel Tosh videos on our channel there. He is hilarious.

[12131415116]

not funny...

[jhoptar]

I hope her head gets ripped off

[mashie88]

i thought the exact same thing!!!!!

She was about as funny as HIV,

thats what adam says anyway

[LEONJISS]

mmmm didn't laugh once....

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[TheBunnyOfDoom]

Lol - shes hilarious!

[TJ10379]

She's chunky. =D

[Johnsnyder666]

who would want to do her doggy style? or do her at all

[almanCCC]

stupid fat bitch

[UltimatePhoenix]

another woman comedian tellin small dick jokes.

corny.

[Justplainpavek]

she aint funny.

[differentdreams]

awesome!!!! Grossly overpopulated, lmfao!!!!

[sialuab]

lol

[jedwards1975]

that shit was funny

[imrealldum]

eww....

[xtremeawesome1]

his dick seemed small because he had to get through like twelve inches of fat to find your vagina

[sialuab]

hahahahahaha ahahahahah gagagaga ahsssssssssssshhahahahahahaha ahhahaha ajjsdaaa fuck ahaha

[Kimt03311986]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!!! I love her..! She's fuckin' great..! Come to Tennessee..!

[hermosa78]

Damn Damienne! 19,000 hits 4 days! thats hot!

[LadyNASCARFan]

Wow...you were hillarious! You did an awesome job. Good luck to you in your career.

[mindchick]

You are hilarious! I love the Rosie Perez!

[sexyarabgirls]

wtf

[judehigdon]

Damienne, you are fucking hysterical. I love you and am so proud of you!

[SecularReligion]

Arm got ripped off? Shit, I know what that's like, My car stereo got ripped off.

The recording's a bit overmodulated, how come I don't hear her smack the mic stand? Decent and original act, anyway. (And, of course ...I'd hit it!) Thanks, hun, for stickin' it out. Wish I had the 'nads to do standup.

[scoutcube1]

holy fuck her arm got ripped off?

[lustive]

if i were a guy id tap that

GOLD GOLD material here

kudos

[river025]

A girl with a prothetic arm trying to give u a handjob does not work!!!

Even with a lot of lube...

[ComedyJesus]

She's awesome. I'm now a Damienne fan!

[abmthe3rd]

GROSSLY OVERPOPULATED :-O LMFAO

[Shaericell]

I was kidding... I get the vid.

[Actionguy1]

Yes. I have had some women in tears about the "half priced manicures"!

[Actionguy1]

Bravo! I am so happy to see someone take a situation like yours and turn it into something so very positive!

I was born without a left hand, and it has never stood in the way of my success!

More power to you Damienne!

BTW: I HATE Rosie Perez, butt I must say, you do a great impression of that annoying bitch!

Thank you!

[imolasses]

too too funny...Go Damienne!

[Shaericell]

Why don't you have a prostetic arm attached? No one should ever have sex with one arm

[DJrazial]

why would it matter really tho... great vid

[aratcl]

have u tried using a prosthetic in the bedroom, its proper clumsy and takes away the magic

[PixieWicked]

Gee, having one leg hasn't hindered my sex life. Wearing a prosthetic would end up hurting either my husband or me. Not exactly the most romantic thing, winding up being injured in the bedroom.

This is the sort of small minded thought that keeps discrimination alive. Ignorance is not always bliss, m'dear.

[TheeOwnage]

its probably best that you dont go and mention that it is you that has one leg. why dont you just say, hey, dont make fun of people. but it doesnt matter cuz people get laughter from making fun of others so, haha you have one leg lol

[PixieWicked]

Ummm, if I cared about the people that found amusement from being an amputee, I'd clearly not have responded that it was me. If people have a problem with me having a prosthesis, that's their problem. It certainly doesn't keep me from living my life. If you find it funny, I just find it sad... for you. my husband certainly has no complaints. heh

[mIzDaChUbZ]

hahaha

[mb1111111111]

Funny. What's her name?

[falzaabi]

lol