Should you lie to a chick...?

[00D00]

Never trust that 'few extra pounds' bullshit.

[MrHav1k]

The good lord knows they lie to us!

[0HereGoesNothing]

I think you're trying to date the wrong kinds of girls.. :| I mean the description sounds like she probz has aids and works as a part time hooker.

[SocaTrain]

0:20-0:29. i am literally in tears right now! lmaoo

[BuckwildWill]

funny enough, i actually know a chick that's 5 foot and 350 pounds. when she sits indian style her legs disappear.. its fucking ridiculous

[J3Wn4life]

Lmfao a few extra pounds

[Itsbestbro]

SO what do u say when a girl asks u"how many girls have u been with"? most likely your gonna bullshit

[AbsolutVodkaCitronRE]

Gotta love europeans on that one. If a chick say's that she got some extra fat = she's still way smaller than a average american + Probably with a low self esteem "I'm to fat to get pretty guys, so I will stick with you until the day I die", kinda. Easy stuff.

[TheKeetkeet66]

Youre a closet homo.

[Mchlgraca15]

5 feet tall and 5 feet wide...a walking box..

[iloveonlyoana]

i laughed so hard i got a hernia :)))

[Aerba54]

Should come to Utah Skyy...the chicks are either great looking or 5 feet tall and 350 pounds. You only have two choices and I don't know anyone who would pick the latter.

[fallenangel1624]

skyy , do you really go on dating websites ???

[kingenrique]

ahahahhhahhahahahaha!!

[jayghan]

the better question is when don't you lie to a chick

[Istudynak1d]

hell no! I never EVER! lie to a chick I just tell her the truth in an odd way:

-hey listen i ain't got no car = baby its such a nice day out why don't we walk to the mall.

-bitch you getting kinda fat = babe I'm feeling really self conscious let's start working out together because I want to look good for you.

- I ain't got no money to take you out = instead of going to the movies today why don't we go to the beach and enjoy the sound of water and nature. that's how it's fucking done son!

[capsaicinrain]

@Istudynak1d

You're a BASTARD man!

[Istudynak1d]

@capsaicinrain you have to blend in with the leaves like a chameleon until you're ready to attack that fly!

[jayghan]

the better question is when shouldnt you lie to a chick ssshhhhhiiii

[cuevasdecamuy]

Im a nuclear phycisist

[JaeeKillinEM]

i wonder if i was the only 1 who read the title and immediately said "Hell Yeah"

[trukk08]

ABSOLUTELY and if you don't then your a pussy who probably watches too much TV

[snyperkyzer]

Sky all make up is a lie... Fair exchange aint no Robbery!

[AmItMuzic]

U didn't say "hola mi gente!" -.-

[arcadie18]

Hey Sky what do you think of David X or Alan Roger Currie?

[JackMH10]

skyy on match.com...?? boys game droppin

[tahrirkamal]

Lol u so funnnnuyyyyy

[localtuber27]

got damn i missed these videos...glad yo back skyy

[torrid426]

LoL "these are my real breast " ya bitch silicone is a real noun but you did not grow that shit.

[kladuscha]

yes

[fredrik2k3k]

HAHAH the nipple sucking was awesome ;D

[TheEd0206]

How can I be lying if I believe in the bullshit I'm telling her?

[RicRagsLive]

Hey I'm not lying! I believed the bullshit at the time.

[YellowFevaa]

On eHarmony webiste, "I'm about 100 and something pounds..." In person 400 pounds. Wth.

[videosurfer69]

A guys lie: "I listen to what you say."

A girls lie: "It's your baby!"

[LJoeTheBoss]

@videosurfer69 Chris Rock??

[videosurfer69]

@LJoeTheBoss Yes it is. Chris Rock is one of the funniest comedians around

[LJoeTheBoss]

@videosurfer69 True That!!

[Anglacer]

i don't know mann, i never lied to a chick b4

but that doesn't mean i don't get pussy.. - Anglacer™

[Uatemydoodle]

"few" is an undefined amount. it can be 500 pounds extra.

[baidggg]

Hi John !

You always make people like you instantly especially girls. can you make a video about how to do that my own ?

Greetings from Austria !

[MattyMcGregor14]

You say the first one to Paris Hilton she'd probably take it as a complement

[browndog1978]

the titty sucken demo was a little nasty

[AlexZeBeast]

Yo skyy your shirt if epic and i would love to buy 1 like that. Is there any possibility i can do that?

Plz anser me! :D

[SkyyJohn2]

@AlexZeBeast Go to my spreadshirt store. The links in the description below :-)

[AlexZeBeast]

@SkyyJohn2 Ok thx man :)

[alfred55]

@SkyyJohn2 I wanted to get one of your shirts but I don't think they ship to Singapore lol.

[prezoftheworld]

@alfred55 try using vpost

[NxUnit]

@SkyyJohn2 skyy can u please tell me the name of the background song

[christianhnd]

@AlexZeBeast skyyjohn.spreadshirt(dot)com here you go ;)

[slayisinsanified]

i haven't watched your show for months, i just came across this video today and to tell you the truth...YOU STILL GOT IT!!!

[ngfisher]

That's a fucked up shirt

[dogfight156]

don't lie to your girl. she knows everything. if you did something stupid and she's on to you then come clean as soon as possible. then get to damage control immediately.

quote from inside man (2006): "inevitably, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you. And they do. Certain. It will not fail."

BUT--if it's a new girl--then there's nothing wrong with a sprinkling a little creative marketing on your game. everyone expects it.

[a1bassil]

Today I just found out that telling lies to girls are a NECESSITY!!! I'm a very honest straightforward person, but today my honesty made one of my closest girl friends upset with me?

I mean, what can I say, Girls!

[TomaCukor]

@a1bassil u gotta wrap the truth up into a form she wont get mad at ya , thats what i do

[sonic200990]

Lol it sounds like your speaking from experience.

[iamRhythmalism]

lol

[yxkid]

Fk yeah u should lie to chicks.....Girls cant handle the truth..they want to know the truth then when u tell them they like "Oh hell nah u lying -_-"

[Cornfis]

@yxkid Amen to that bro. I just had an incident this weekend. Did not matter what I said to make her believe me, apparently I was still lying. My motto is to always be true and straight forward honest about everything...but im getting sceptical.....

[computerjero]

That shirt is friggin' rad yo !

[TORREY333]

Most Human Beings would rather hear a sweet white lie, than the awful truth of REALITY! That is just INSANE, but women LOVE insanity... LMAO

[DgraymanKicksAss]

I died at the JB part. god damn skyy, hilarious as always!

[Hatilix]

1:05 This is a big lie !

[Larrygallis]

BOSS!

[Duitslond]

What's your bartending channel?

[kingdamification]

Not a nuclear physicist but I am a doctor...at the sperm bank haha

[deedoc22]

Seems like Skyy doesn't upload that much anymore... oh, probably cuz Emma's keepin him occupied.

[xOGaznx]

girls lie all the time... the moment they step outta the door theyre lieing, in the form of makeup - girl u dont look that good.. also bras - no way ur tits are that perky!

I tell myself this everyday to justify some of the bullshit i tell girls :)

[UncleMiyn]

lying is the standard rule

[darkhedos]

I'm addicted to Skyy John's video. Need moarrrr.....

[MaicoMoon]

Men lie to women, because they are irrational and overemotional.

[HBKFuckingOwns]

i want that shirt lol

[TF2legend]

Tell us. DID YOU SMASH THAT TRANNY AT THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT OR WHAT??

[ZerOwAffLeS]

lie to everyone. chicks, moms, sisters, daughters, wifes, dads, friends, relatives, its a good way to keep people around happy and clueless while you smoke drink do drugs (not anything too dangerous) and have fun the lie ur ass off and dont get in trouble they wont worry and everyone is happy

[StreetStylerZ07]

ha ha silly skky condom cant stop herpes..

[StreetStylerZ07]

fuck i miss that room

[omgtheman101]

Tell her what she needs to know and that's it.

[jrwinekone]

Now. The question would be. Would skyy lie to Emma?

[BikerBry]

Nope... game is everything and MANY women like honesty. If you aren't diggin what you are laying pipe on... DON'T LAY PIPE ON IT! Seriously, if you have to lie to a woman you think is all fd' up... why the hell do you even bother? My Father has a saying "Life is too short to dance with ugly women." Get it?

[PulseWithLife]

funny as fuck

[jerrylittlemars]

Classic!

[tekoa]

I agree about the dating profiles. Women say they are "curvy". But their gut sticks out further than their ass or breasts. That isn't curvy. That's fucking fat. If you cant tell the mid-drift apart from the hips and tits. You're not curvy. You're fat. Deal with it!

[lilrobda1]

An unknowing woman is a happy woman.

[Exoduz25]

lol this dude is shot the fuck out. Funny shit Sky, word time to put my niggas on about you.

[erdal0]

is he still celebate? why was he anyway?

[Greensproductions]

Fucking, thats right.. FUCKING missed your regular videos man, Thumbed that shit up!

[JagexGotServed]

hey, the 1st one worked for me at a bar ^_^

[edanvsmagnvs]

You shouldn't have to lie to a chick. There's a difference from telling the truth and being polite. You can still be a gentleman you know.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@edanvsmagnvs naw that's just silly

[kumarman23]

1:25 DFKM SKYY

[ronok33]

Skyy, you seriously need to lay off the cross-eyed chicks.

[chalkerrulez]

@ronok33 leave him alone, that might be he's weird fetish haha

[MattyMcGregor14]

Well most girls are lies. They were 'Masks' (Make-up, eye brows, eye lashes, fake tan) There height is a LIE, they look 5'10" then you get them to your place she take her shoes off and BANG! she really 5'4". They wear FAKE everything. Fake = LIES. Stupid lying Bitches!

[Maadusa]

@MattyMcGregor14 i'm a girl and what's wrong with being 5'4?

[MattyMcGregor14]

@Maadusa Nothin' just dont give guys the illusion your alot taller by wearing some ridiculous heels

[Maadusa]

@MattyMcGregor14 alrighty :) i'm not any of those you have mentioned in your description btw. i do wear makeup but not often (:

[MattyMcGregor14]

@Maadusa A bit of make up is fine. But when a girl weres Make up, eye lashes, draws their eye brows and wears a ton of fake tan how you expect men to be truthful to you when your not the real you with that "Mask" on. Hopefully you can understand what i mean by this

[Maadusa]

@MattyMcGregor14 I know exactly what you're talking about. I was in that kind of phase myself when I was a bit younger, it's just insecurity. I still wear makeup, not to that extreme, but because it covers some flaws like acne scars and it makes me feel good about myself...a lot of girls can relate.

But i don't understand what you mean, even if a girl wore a TON of makeup, that shouldn't be an excuse for guys to lie to her.Why do men care so much? NO ONE looks good in the morning

[MattyMcGregor14]

@Maadusa Men should be able to lie sometime. Not bad lies. Say if you were going out on a date with a guy and he lies and says hes into a certain type of music just because you said you liked it. Thats a good lie. because it means he cares that much to lie so that you like them. When girls wear too much make up were not seeing you for who you really are so its a fake you.

[Maadusa]

@MattyMcGregor14 that's a terrible lie to make lol especially if the girl is really into music, like me, and the guy ends up embarrassing himself haha. but i see what you mean. and try putting yourself in the point of view of a girl. What would you do if no one wants you, and the only girls getting attention are the ones putting effort into their looks? I don't mean the ones who overdo it and look like transvestites, but i mean a normal range

[MattyMcGregor14]

@Maadusa uhmm... I guess thats okay lol

[Maadusa]

@MattyMcGregor14 yay i win

[MattyMcGregor14]

@Maadusa DAMN!

[hotdrumchick]

You know what John? Have Emma answer that question on video!

[BigkKinny]

"Yea I'm a nuclear physicist" LMAO.

[LethalAxis]

you shouldnt lie.

but that doesnt mean you wont

[NewZen41]

We lie about if we're cheating or what we're into.

Women themselves are all just lies. You have on makeup-you're not that fucking fine, your breats are H-cup- you know damn well those things aren't real, you're stomach's huge-you don't have my baby!

[gibadoo]

i would NEVER lie to a woman. that's not a lie. it's not. it's NOT!

[tPianist03]

Females fall in love with words, and guys fall in love with what they see.

Girls wear make up, and guys lie.

[JosephCee]

xD skyy, ur the man!

[mattcooldude47]

dude, i missed your vids XD lol

[djkronyx]

....and.......HE'S BACK!!!!!!

[killraven123]

Dude nuclear physicist is my future job title, it's going to get me laid ery day :D

[infinity09x]

Your smile looks like you're crying

[TheMegaSolrac]

lol fake tits

[anthonyhuynyh]

9 people lied

[FlyBoyKhi]

9 Chicks got....nvm

[Mudoh415]

That is not a valid question.

[jamieee321]

Nice shirt. ROFL

[Maadusa]

Oh and also, it's not a lie if you keep your mouth shut. Just because you don't say everything on your mind doesn't mean you're not honest.

[Jrocka7x]

@Maadusa There's no escaping dishonesty. If it's "I don't like those socks" little, then that would be being polite. If it's problematic, it's destructive. Honesty can be silent, but equally so, dishonesty. If you don't tell others what's on your mind, you may as well be lying. Either that, or admit to yourself that you would be a coward, and a fragile issue building just to break. It should be easier to save what you actually want in your life then.

[Maadusa]

I'm a girl, and everything is a million times easier if you don't lie to your boy/girl. Trust me.

[Dryftburn]

Sounds like a slightly younger gay Morgan Freeman.

[DjEyesOpen]

yes ... because i dont trust hoes !

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

@DjEyesOpen but..... not every girl is a hoe

[BlasianRice]

Damn...My names David. xD

[BloodMech21]

WHERE IS THE HOLA MI HENTE??? YOU BETTER ANNOTATE THAT SHIT

[tsukasaru2]

@BloodMech21 gente*

[lilrobda1]

@BloodMech21 Chill dude, Skyy's been having rough sex with Emma since he got back. It's understandable that he forgot to say it. lol

[titanman417]

@BloodMech21 *gente* sorry it was just really bugging me

[13eddiie13]

@BloodMech21 Gente*

[DJvicecity]

@BloodMech21 Hola mi Gente*

[Austin101123]

i like your shirt bro.....fucking awesome

[fedeANDresistenza]

5ft 350 pounds, she'd be close to being round - if you stood back and drew a circle in the air she'd probably fill it

[IKilled007]

The biggest lies we have to tell chicks are that we're interested in them for something other than sex, or that we give a fuck about whatever they're babbling at us.

[sdm26422]

@IKilled007 Well said

[1992jerspc]

@IKilled007 haha yes! happened to me several times lol

[CleverDjembe]

@IKilled007

Speak for yourself. You're at the lowest animal level of consciousness.

[IKilled007]

@CleverDjembe Easy there, Nancy, don't get your panties in a bunch.

[kiekert2007]

baby.. you're so smart... thank you so much for all your guidance...I apreciate the little things you do for me. all that love and care and you're so pretty too..I'm pretty fucking blessed with your love in my life..you just inspire me everyday to make something of myself..

[DoYerBest]

Welcome back, brah!

[Dh3mani]

risk it for the biscut

[PlatinumG]

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

[makemoneyspendmoney]

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

bitches lie to us all the time

[SillyScyllia]

where do you get those shirts :p

[xodsxboi215x]

I like to tell chicks that I make 250,000 when I make 25,000. I just tell them I did a typo and lets see if they stay with you those gold digging $%^&

[BttClass]

"Look like a rigor mortis already set in!"

[mc15cp]

Ill do it again too!

like a few times

[EWOKCAD]

I lie by pretending I dont have herpes

[EuropeanBoxingNews]

Skyy Fat chicks need a good shafting too ! plus they have more moves because they cannot afford to just lie there

[Tyler0321]

dOES WEARING A CONDOM PROTECT YOU FROM ANY STD OR SOMETHINN? LIFE LONG MYTH IN MEH HEAD

[HomefrontPro]

Did you buy a new watch Skyy? Looks like the g-shock 1289 I just bought.

[yoshikingofgames]

Dude if the chick was 5 foot and 350 pounds I'd have to call Greenpeace to report a beached whale that they need to roll back into the ocean

[FourG6397GST]

Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That's why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie :)

[TrainEatySleepy]

Sometimes you have to give up genuine honesty for politeness.

[Seifer137]

I wouldn't touch the girl in that scenario, she'd be a walking disease.

[melax69]

I tried to be totally honest. It works but still girl will be unhappy :P

Remember white lies are weapon you use even if you are in serious relationship, hell they are your main weapon! :D

[U2ISTHEBEST1]

i have never...NEVER LIED TO MY RIGHT HAND!!!

[MrJosephCurran]

he's bk !! now get ur ass on vokle , and bring ur redheaded girlfriend , i mean "friend" !! u lying bastard !

[therealdude100]

"should you lie to a chick?" hell no! let me tell you what going on last week me and my girl got it on real good so in the middle of this great sex I stop to change the condom out right after I finished but when I pulled out the condom slipped off in side her (to much lube im a dumb ass if you couldn't tell) so I take an entire week to tell her after i told her friend I BE A DUMB ASS so now i'm waiting for tomorrow to find out if she dumps me :/ and i might be a dad soon..FUCK!!

[SoulStatement]

Hey I am a nuclear physicist because I'm the bomb

[Holmesy87]

I've JUST figured out who Skyy reminds me of...Eddie Murphy >.<

[MarkAnthony27]

Sky, it takes 2 to lie. 1 person to lie and 1 person to listen. So my advice is to lie to chicks, lie big, and tell the lie enough times that you start believing your own story. Tell them whatever it is that you think will get them to close the deal and then enjoy.

[vboy10]

if your a fucked up dude you lie

if your straight up dude you tell the truth

[iDirtyMx]

FUCK NO! *lies*

[wiibot15]

should I like to a chick? Okay.

[DazXe]

As long as they can't read minds it should be fine

[hotdrumchick]

I guess it would depend.....big diff between "No babe, you don't look fat in that dress" and "I have two wives and 5 kids I should have told you about".