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  • The only reason christians talk about the rapture is to convince people to follow thier bullshit religon.

    "Become a christian and earn eternal salvation! 3 days before the rapture! Buy into this shit now while stocks last!"

    "Being a christian may cause biggotry, hypocrisy, ignorance of science, and inept conservative legislation."

    "Not suitable for homosexuals, intelligance not included. "

  • How ironic it would be, if just by shear accident, at December 21st the world would get destroyed.

  • @FR0STY0115 Everyone calls it the "rapture" but the rapture is where everyone is left behind. Judgement day is the correct term. It never says the word "rapture". It's not all the Christians magically disappear and the others will be left behind. Judgement day is not when everyone flies up in the sky but rather when the world is judged. We will all be judged and God will separate us from the non believers. There won't be any "second chances".

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  • @TheCowSaysMoow umm.

  • @TheCowSaysMoow umm.

  • @TheCowSaysMoow umm.

  • Actually, Revelations is where the rapture came from. And that's been around for a few thousand years. I mean, it is fucking crazy either way, but it's been around much longer than the fifties.

  • I believe christianity goes a bit deeper than "stupid".. lol

  • @Gurkishh Ummm. Nope.

  • Thumbs up if you just came from your time machine in 2045 to warn everyone about the rapture 2012.

  • @2122Hellfire It's funny how people actually thumb'd their comments

  • "OMG! Where's Cody? He was a secret Christian the whole time!"

    That made me laugh out loud.

  • is he still there

  • I know how the world will end

    Valve is going to announce Half Life(:2 episode) 3

  • But TJ, when your shit disappeared, wouldn't you disappear too?

    LOL jk. XD

  • i want that T-shirt man!

  • @HaakonTheViking such an army requires big field... :)

  • I enjoy your videos, but I have a small correction to make about rapture theology and how long it's been around @ 3:55 Apparently, Cotton Mather was a fan of the theory before and during his involvement with the Salem Witch trials, so it's not a mid-twentieth-century idea. However, it is a comparatively young dispensationalist interpretation of the new testament that gave the modern version of this nonsense its current form. (With the bad stuff happening to those left behind after the rapture.)

  • it's funny how 46 people don't realize the world will "end" towards the end of 2012...

  • @comprehentionoflife lol bullshit the world is  not gonna end :)

  • What was the apocolypse guys' exuse when the october apocolypse didn't happen?

  • Look at the top comment.. Can somebody tell me HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUNNY?

  • Ugh I was hoping for the rapture :/ a world with no Christians?! Hell yes.

  • u took a crap and u disappeared....

  • @mnbvcxz12345ize how about you good sir. shut up as my eyes are now burning through the back of my skull trying to escape your comment's stupidity lol :)

  • YOU'RE STUPID BRO. THE RAPTURE DIDN'T EVEN COME THE 1950'S?! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! you obviously haven't to do any research

  • @TheWTFcakes You're a fucking retard. He was making an example. And the Rapture NEVER DID COME YOU DUMB FUCK.

  • Every single prediction will be wrong

  • Best. Shirt. Ever.

  • haha before you said that I thought the outro said "it's all him" not "it's all here" lol

  • I thought his shirt said "POOOOOOOP"

  • The best comment I saw on this was by Stephen Fry on Twitter. It was something like:

    Hey guys guess what, apparently on May the 21st all the guliable idiots in the world disappear.

    Classic! :-D

  • I can't wait to die AGAIN on 12/22/12!

  • I was just driving back from a potentially awesome week vacation in the shitty quaint dislocated hills of North Carolina when this was supposed to happen. The place is beautiful, but the people are so dumb. Anyway our hikes, fishing, camp outs, creek tubing, etc were unfortunately not enjoyable, ironically because of our stereotype "that friend...", who is a socially inept pretentious anarchistic over-the-top-stereotypical devout Catholic douche-bag.

    Haven't talked to him since =)

  • I think you should have made the west boro baptist church video, and then though you should have made the entire world be in peace for the last 3 monthes and all the wars stop and everybody is happy and stuff because god took the idiots away but wrote in the bible that they were going to be saved just because he has sympathy for the idiots.

  • have you thought about doing a piece on ufos?

  • As a Christian, I LAUGH at these bastards who think they know when the end of the world will be. What a load of selfish shit: Expecting the end of the world just so they can meet Jesus. So much for being "pro-life", eh?

    Regardless if you're religious or atheist, trust me, you can never be certain when the world will end, say for the end of YOUR world (aka death).

  • @xx9933yyzz, you use very christian language then don't you.

  • @bazzymushpea123, "They" the people who say the world will end or some other "they"?

  • @xx9933yyzz As an atheist, I laugh at you for believing in God.

  • @ImpartialDawn Thanks. It's not as if every human is stupid in one way or another.

  • @xx9933yyzz Yes, I guess that makes you an exceptional human.

  • @ImpartialDawn Nein. It just means I believe in something different than you in regards to the realm of the "afterlife" (in a very loose usage of the word). Nothing more, nothing less.

  • @xx9933yyzz No, atheism is the lack of belief in a God, that's it, an afterlife has NOTHING to do with atheism. However, it is a common trait of atheists to not believe in something as ridiculous as an afterlife.

  • @ImpartialDawn I probably said it in a different way, but that's what I was aiming to say. Either way, it matters not if I believe in an afterlife and you don't, because we're all stupid in one way or another.

  • @xx9933yyzz Well, stupidity is something that dosen't hold any weight in the real world.

    If somebody dosen't understand the concept of time, we consider him stupid, yet time is something entirely artificial.

    If one human were to know everything HUMANLY possible, he'd know but one percent of all around us.

    So, we aren't stupid in "one way or another", we are COMPLETELY oblivious and ignorant in reality.

  • May 21st and June 17th are my sisters birthdays :)

  • i like your ideas. please keep making those funny videos i love those.

  • crapture? hahaha

  • lol

  • IT's funny how I'm watching this in 2012...

  • @Liurix945 it's 2011

  • @Liurix945 what?

  • @Liurix945 im watching in 400000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000.

  • @Liurix945 Bauk wheun i was a boi, in 1552 wait, 1552 wha what year is it? its 2012 grandpa. wha, that means i should be *dies*

  • @Liurix945 No you're not? this comment is 3 months back, and the mayan calender ends december of 2012 anyway.

  • @Liurix945 Its funny how it says 3 months ago and 2012 hasn't even passed january yet

  • @2122Hellfire The joke would only be funny in 2011.

  • @2122Hellfire This video is a response to the speculation last year (2011) that the rapture would begin May 21st of the same year.Obviously it didn't. In the interest of full disclosure, I'm an atheist. The claims that the world will end in 2012 are based mostly on the fact that the current era in the Mayan calendar ends this year (2012). Of course, the world is not going to magically end.

  • @Fwright88 I know that, im pretty sure everyone does.

  • @Fwright88 Also apparently they discovered that the Mayan calendar actually ends in 2055 or something like that, at least that's what i heard.

  • @Liurix945 its funny because 3 months ago it wasnt fucking 2012!

  • @Liurix945 No, it isn't

  • @Liurix945 no its not.

  • @Liurix945 It's funny how I watched this in may 21st. Yes. I went forward in time 2 days, downloaded this video and went back to my time and watched it. =)

  • @Liurix945 It's funny how I'd literally laugh if you died.

  • @Minsheme U butthurt bro?

  • @Chayraz2 It's funny how you don't even know what 4chan is.

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  • @Minsheme Bitches don't know 'bout my knowledge of 4chan.

    Herpa derp; It's an imageboard.

  • @Chayraz2 LOL MEMES I'M FINALLY PART OF SOMETHING UNLIKE IN THE REAL WORLD

    Well, I'm going to stop replying with the satisfaction of knowing that you're a socially fucked up piece of shit who has no friends and never will. Enjoy being a virgin when you turn 50.

  • @Minsheme Y U NO STOP MAKING UNSUBSTAINTIATED DISINGENUOUS PRESUMPSTIONS!

    I'm not a socially fucked up peice of shit, I'm a basement dwelling, Satan worshipping, republican supporting, transexual, mormon racist with a fetish for porn featuring Sonic the hedgehog recolours wearing nazi memorabilia.

    Now if you'll excuse me I have some dead children to molest.

  • @Chayraz2 LOLOLOLOL ! u sir just made my day ! some ridic funny reply that one !

  • @Arthyna That guy likes to think himself a troll.

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    "And not a single fuck was given to Minsheme that day!"

  • why is this guy yelling at his camera?

  • What's the song that played in the ending?

  • Not all the Christians were saying that the rapture was going to occur, in fact the Bible says that not even the angels in heaven know of the day Jesus will come again. People that said that they know/knew the rapture was going to occur obviously didn't read the bible and don't know what they're talking about. In fact, no one in my church believed the rapture was going to occur on the 21st because they actually read the Bible and know that it says no one knows the day that Jesus will come again.

  • Not all the Christians were saying that the rapture was going to occur, in fact the Bible says that not even the angels in heaven know of the day Jesus will come again. People that said that they know/knew the rapture was going to occur obviously didn't read the bible and don't know what they're talking about. In fact, no one in my church believed the rapture was going to occur on the 21st because they actually read the Bible and know that it says no one knows the day that Jesus will come again.

  • @4:06 he shaved his hair and decided to hang it up? Ok

  • lol notice the "poooooo" on his shirt xD

  • I WILL WRECK MY VENGEANCE UPON ALL RELIGIONS, BRAINWASHING IDIOTS MUST DIE!

  • When people argue when rapture is going to happen or whether it's predictable or not, its like arguing who's pile of shit stinks the most.

  • the Christians believed in the rapture hundreds of years ago, in the English mystery plays there is a scene with judgement day. IM NOT A CHRISTIAN, im just saying

  • The weirdest part about the "Rapture" is that it actually dates back to the Schofield (arrested and convicted for fraud!) Reference Bible around 1830, was written by a Jesuit posing as a converted Jew. Just weird enough to be true.

  • hey tj, that shirt is awesome. where's you get it??

  • @shadowvowed187 where did*

  • As a christian myself, to be honest, I had no fucking clue hat the Rapture was until the guy said it would come up and rape us or whatever.

  • 1:59 june seventeenth is my birthday!

  • Awww, you should've done the one where Cody is a secret Christian! XD I would've laughed so hard!

  • Jesus and me are pretty tight. The best of homies. :L

  • @TheGokua why are you spreading your bullshit like STDs on a channel that's named the amazing ATHEIST

  • very good point :)

  • I would laugh my ass off if it turned out that the god that exists wouldn't be any of the ones in scriptures of any faith but a creator that wanted people to discover the wonderful world that it created and used their brains it created to make sense of it. And then it would make a rapture-like end and the only ones that would get to him were atheists and other people who seek evidence instead of being gullible.

  • I had a crapture incident once, but only once. I call it nothing but net.

  • I can only speak, with a grateful heart, Jesus gave the gift of His love. I will still bring and offering, I can never thank the Lord enough.

  • I'm gonna fight for my beliefs, and if it ever kills me I'll be ready to die. If I'm crazy enough to believe in Jesus and the Rapture, I guess I'm crazy enough to believe the Truth.

  • @TheGokua

    > Rapture

    > Rational

    > Truth

    Choose one.

  • @RavenholmHunter I pick the truth. The Rapture and Jesus.

  • @TheGokua Yeah, that "Truth"

    If you are troll, you get 4/10. If not ... Well ... get some pills ...

  • @RavenholmHunter Sorry, but I'm not insane. I just simply know the truth.

  • @TheGokua Okay bro, what ever you want.

  • @TheGokua

    You're as coocoo as people who have convinced themselves they were abducted and analy probed by extraterrestrial aliens.

  • @steviej321 No. Aliens don't exist, but Jesus does. I met Him.

  • @TheGokua How can you say aliens don't exist when you haven't met your supposed saviour.

  • @TheGokua How do you know?

  • @TheGokua I've met Him too...he told me to say FUCK YOU.

    I DARE you to try disprove me :)

    If YOU said that you spoke to Him, so can I

  • @TheGokua Nahh, youve just been raped by the dick that is religion, in the end of your life your gunna die thinking "well the rapture shoulda happend 19 times since i was born. damn." what is it? Y2K? May 21st? oct 21st? 2012? haha your an idiot. Take a seat and dont stand up till your brain is no longer fucked.

  • @Conasnipes I don't believe in setting a date. My brain isn't freaked. You sir need to have an open mind. I'm friends with two atheists, and they have no problem with me.

  • im trying to grow a beard like that

  • @JohnEZ2 good luck then 

  • 82 people were craptured.

  • No man knows the day or the hour, ever heard of that verse? It even mentions the rapture somwhere in the New Testament where, Paul I think, says "The Lord will come and His people will meet him in the air." I believe that was what that verse said, correct me if I'm wrong. I believe that Harold Camping was wrong, I do believe it will happen one day, maybe not in my lifetime, maybe it might, but according to the Bible no man knows the day or the hour, not even the angels or Jesus, only God knows..

  • I'm a Roman Catholic, and I love this guy. Rapture is just bull shit.

  • and axes

  • The guy who predicted the thing said he was off by three months. YOU GUYS JUST WAIT! Nevermind, that guy was an idiot. The bible stated that no one knows the day or hour that it will happen. So that guy was pretty much the worst hypocritical christian ever...

  • @Scopehunter45

    Guess when it will happen? Never.

  • Amazing Atheist and all anti-whites have a "rapture" at the thought of no more white people.

    Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

  • @dungeoncrawler55 ...

    What?

  • im christian and i laughed

  • @lanchedgehog I'm a human and I like turtles.

  • *beard

    

  • Your moustache is glorious.

  • But...The Crapture sounds like it would have been really funny.

  • The 80 people who disliked this video are those crazy people

  • NO, I DIDN'T FLUSH!!!

  • The REAL end will be when the sun becomes a red giant and devours Earth and the rest of the inner planets.

  • @TsukimeKodoku We will have colonized another solar system or killed ourselves in a nuclear war by then. XD

  • @sokkerking12345 True.

  • @TsukimeKodoku or a supernova forms and creates a giant radiation bomb.

  • @TsukimeKodoku you know that it will take hundred of millions of years by that time humans most likely wont even live only on earth

  • @TsukimeKodoku No, the REAL end will be when every proton, electron, and nuetron in the universe finally spread apart

  • @TsukimeKodoku OR when another galaxy crosses our paths and making galactic soup , and whe are the baguette ;p WE GONANA GET EATEN @!!1

  • @TsukimeKodoku So no space Jesus?

  • @TsukimeKodoku

    That's just the end for US, not the end of all things, plus it won't happen for a few billion years.

  • @TsukimeKodoku if humanity manages to live that long then we could move to a different galaxy, we have a couple billion years

  • @fallenempireoverdrve I think he's referring to the end of the world, like the world itself. The Earth.

  • @TsukimeKodoku Finally a scientific solution. And not your all going to hell and im going to heaven trolllololol. THANK YOU!

  • @TsukimeKodoku What if we move to another solar system by then? 

  • nudest death party!!! YAY

  • you should check out thecrapture its right up yer alley :)

  • is that the same shirt from the last video?

  • I love reading all the comments. TJ you can't reason with a group of people who have been trained to be Blind, Deaf and Dumb. See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil. This very premise has left them unable to be rational. In other words, they are instructed by their God to purposely not use their reasoning skills in regards to him

  • 3:05 LOL

  • i dont believe the bible stories because thay are made up tails to teach lessons.and god is there for a reason because alot of people need a higher thing to believe in

  • @techiscool1 but that's all it is. they NEED something to believe in and comfort them so they make it up and deny all reality. just believe in yourself.

  • Real Christians would not believe it, it goes directly against scripture.

  • @NullArc555

    how?

  • Douche if he knows enough about the bible to say there is no god then he would also realize that in the book of Matthew it says only god knows when the rapture is therefore all that happened on may 21st was bible prophecy being fulfilled the man who said it was the rapture just wanted his followers money which he has failed to refund

  • Will you do some more Blogtv interviews, or just discussions with youtubers about topics?

  • All of the shit leaving the Earth...That's not a Crapture, that is just the biblican Rapture.

  • *Your

  • the 21st was my birthday, i kept telling people i was going to have one HELL of a birthday lol

  • Im Christian and i even agree that there fucking Retarded.

  • This girl I liked said that she believed Harold Camping.

  • Small point but the ideal of the rapture didn't start with the 1950's. William Miller predicted a "rapture" occurring on October 22, 1844. After that date it was known as the "Great Disappointment" but the fact that it didn't happen didn't end the idea. The Millerite movement helped foster the Seventh Day Adventists among others and people have been waiting for the return of the Son of God almost from the moment of Jesus the Naserene's death on Golgotha. Logic should have kicked in by now.

  • @IchBinAbschaum22 same here man! XD

  • @themredweirdoshow

    "these christian creeps. "

    They are the same type of creeps as the creeps who say that "Celebrating Diversity" is a good thing for white people even though it leads to fewer and fewer white people as the years go by.

    They call themselves "anti-racist",but everyone knows they`re really just anti-white.

    Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

  • Haha, I loved every one of those ideas. They would've been hilarious TJ.

  • You can always tell a liar by the way he keeps changing the "final" dates of stuff. When 'Bama kept waffling on the Iraq pullout date, I knew we'd never be pulling out. Same with this Campout idiot who keeps changing his rapture date - now I know that sadly we'll never get rid of these christian creeps.

  • Man you look like the dude who would talk shit to elementry kids while you were in highschool because it made you feel better and then you end up on the floor choking on your own damn teeth by the elementry kids big brothers. I can't believe people actually follow your ass! HAHAHAHA! What a Joke!

  • @Omegafrost69 ill take it that you believed the rapture...LOL

  • @Omegafrost69 I love it when people start using inordinant amounts of "HA"'s in their comments, to pretend like something is funny. Awkward.

  • @Omegafrost69

    He's alot more rational than any religious person in this world.

    Religious people = insane x40.

    ^ Most of them can't think for themselves.

  • @Yovekk I highly doubt that he's more rational then "any religious person in this world" if he was that rational then he wouldn't be on youtube entertaining folks like yourself like a jester would. If he wouldn't act like a 17 year old boy going through puberty and act like a mature man that doesn't attack others beliefs just because he thinks its funny and ask real serious questions like a real intelligent person would then maybe people other then athiest would take him seriously.

  • @Omegafrost69

    From what I have seen in my life, he is. Maybe it's because I live with Redneck Christians, or deal with physopathic Islam trolls , but anyway, He's free to act however. Personally, I would be alittle off the deep end after all these years of stupidity that humans have. I can see myself getting alittle ticked at everything spurts out of someones mouth thats obviously foolish and does not have legit/valid info.

  • @Yovekk Everything you just said I agree with.

  • Did u hear about this guy who made a company to take care of christians pets after the rapture. So when the owners go to heaven someone can take care of their pets until the end in oct. He charged Luke $135 a pet pay upfront. And the funny part was that he had something like 280 people sign up so he made a shit ton of money!!! Good for him lolz