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From: QuickenedxPulsex3
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  • hahah Vlad the Impaler will make you c.u.m  =))))))

  • You forgot the "Pork Sword"

  • how bout Cumbucket :P U MAD?

  • Its hard(haha) to beat "The Purple Headed Flesh Warrior" Or Goo Flute"

  • I lost my shit at the glue shooter

  • You are incredibly cute :) mine is Cecil Snake The Baby Maker....

  • Best.Video.Ever.

  • Names for my “schlong” Pinocchio’s daily show of fellatio Ace of base…of my shaft The sorcerer’s appendage Joe quit bitting it The sword for your stone My inflatable meat tube Flush burrito “bone” jovi The staff of middle brook
  • mine named leonidas and the olsen twins

  • its a good thing you lean forward every time you are about to talk, if you didn't i would not know where one video ended and one began

  • presidente?

  • you should come up with names for the vagina, like a gut locker.

  • :-) shez soooo cute....

  • LOLWUT

    THE BOW LEGGED SWAMP DONKEY

    who makes these up

  • What about euphemisms for YOUR pee-pee?

  • How dare you forget Chode!

  • The Wigley Pigley

  • LMFAO made my day

  • You're sick...why dont you find names for your dirty pussy instead!

  • she should call hers the "neverbeenlaid"

  • guess what..... :)

  • Very cute.....The names were funny too!

  • LOLZ!

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