@4lifejesusfreaks So good for you that you live a happy life. However, it goes both ways. I live a very happy life aswell, and i couldn't give less of a damn about god.
Religion creates dichotomys: us&them white hats&black hats, clean& unclean, believer&nonbeliever, saved&damned. It will be a great day when the world arrives at the point whr all the hatefulness violence & nonacceptance created by religions starts to disappear. The greatest % of atheists & agnostics in the world exist in Scandanavian, Germany& France. Healthy well-educated advanced nations with low levels of violence, strong societal values, & high levels of gender &social equality.
So you people are against burning the Quran but you support trashing the Bible? Hmm ironic since it is the Islamic world that takes womens rights away and kills atheists.
@PlatypusOmelette Well since most of the islamic world hates the US and Caucasian west for oppressing them, making a symbolic gesture of hate and bigotry against islam is going to incite a positive feedback loop of more violence and more hate. Both religions are equally stupid, but burning a bible just makes christians get butthurt and whine.
If all christians followed the exact word of God- They would probably engage us. But I would forgive ya- It wasn't you it was a voice from the skies commanding you to kill me, no harm no foul.
How to use the bible. 1 Keep one handy at all times 2 Live in Utah 3 Wait for mormons to peddle ignorance 4 Invite them in 5 Remove bible from handy bible holding device 6 Remove large sized ash tray from handy ash tray holding device 7 Turn off smoke alarm 8 Burn that shit right in front of them. 9 Bask in the glory of the bible's only useful function Alternatively defeat them in mortal theological debate, and defenestrate them towards someone who gives a fuck.
LMAO THE bible was written by man and if god was such a big shot back than he would be bigger than Elvis during that time. He dies resurrects and no one speaks about him during that time? yeah right. Next...
@GeeHadForDummies "its no secret that Atheists aren't exactly mental heavyweights" hahaha dude. seriously? whether you agree with them or not, you have to admit that the most popular atheists (Maher, Hitchens, Dawkins, etc...) are very clever and intelligent. Honestly, don't bother replying as I will erase your dumb reply when i see the email title in my inbox
winters in finland arent very warm so one winter morning i woke up early cuz it was freezing cold inside my house and i went to get logs what i could burn to warm up the house. i usually use paper to light the fire but i didnt have any paper i could burn. luckily i saw the holy bible in my bookcase and i ripped pages offa it and used em to light the logs. damn those pages burned like an inferno and i felt good... still feeling good.
How dare you do that sir!? That was a perfectly good pizza and you dropped a book full of crap on it. Shame on you! I'd pray that the flying spaghetti monster wasn't watching.
I think it may also prove helpful to some of the viewers here to try to evaluate many of the more strident claims of the anti-theist critique ("brights") from a ideological/ metaphysics perspective. Check out the recent article by Jackson Lears in the May 16, 2011 issue of the The Nation entitled "Same Old New Atheism" .The article offers a compelling analysis of Sam Harris' works. Consideration is given to general atheistic social perspectives
In 1966, the phrase "In God we Trust" was added to the Dollar Bill, should (In A Dead Middle Eastern Man We Trust As Our New God With Blind Faith) be removed from the American Dollar Bill? I would like to see Abraham Lincoln's QOUTE added on the back of The American Penny, (“The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma”), US President.
discovering your videos made my day!! :) still having a sense of humour, even or especially when its such a ..divine topic, is a skill i wish i had.. you do, keep making awesome videos!
You know it would of been a little bit better if at the end you took a big bite out of that pizza and then ripped a couple of pages out of the bible to wipe your mouth off with. Because after all, bible pages are really thin and soft, just like any other tissue paper
Learn more about the Bible from a great teacher of Theology, Pope B16, in his most recent work: "Verbum Domini". Full text is available online. ENJOY !
...., thats just rude..... like why is this even necessary. you believe what you believe. i know what i know. lets keep it at that and stop fighting each other to be right. and btw the old testament was the law BEFORE jesus and it was written mainly in opinionated letters to others. Jesus is law now and he is for kindness to all. Why cant we all just be kind. I hope someday Jesus touches your life and he forgives you. and just fyi i wont reply to any replies to me because i am never watching th
AND YOU THINK IM HURT?YOU THINK IM ACTUALLY GONNA START CRYING??
DUDE YEAHH IMA CRY FOR YOU..CUS YOU CAN BURN THE BIBLE IT DOSENT AFFECT ME OR JESUS BUT IT AFFECTS YOU..BUT OKAYY KEEP BEING IGNORANT MAKE FUN OF JESUS AND US CHRISTIANS..BUT THE DAYY WILL COME!!
@floatingpineapple NO DONT BE SORRY IS OKAY,, BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IM NOT TALKING, HOW CAN I USE MY INSIDE VOICE IF IM NOT TALKING?? D O Y OU U ND E R S T A N D??
Satan is a sanscrit word that means truth. The jews stole it and changed its meaning to adversary in their forged language. Thus they are saying that truth is their adversary. As it is because they are a bunch of lies. They latter labeled Enki with it. Because he is of truth. So saying hail satan, litterally means hail truth or hail the on of truth. Christianity is a lie created to destroy your soul. Learn what you need to know. joyofsatan. org
@song1builder not saying the guy is but what if he were gay and wanted to get married over in america w/ the exception of massachussettes its not legal thanks to people who believe literally in the bible, they would deny him his rights.
speaking for me know all vice laws from drug use to prostitution are really just christian sins put on the law books of a secular republic, because the 'holy' book says your bodys a temple (so no drugs) and prostitution is a sin.
@fuckmania07 so jesus watches me doin it what a perv also christians are funny you know its crazy science proves there is probably life out there math proves there is a good almost guarantees it we know theres organisms in space rock fossils theres ice on numerous planets and moons that have movement activity meaning theres gotta be ocean planets all the right elements but if someone says they saw a alien there crazy but if you joke about a man that has no proof of existance they cry he diedforu
@davedorger What if they are wrong? Of all the religions in the world. (more that 30 000, and that's only the Christian religions - and many of them believe the others are going to hell)
Take Roman Cathlic, they pray to Mary, not Jesus, and according to the church I went to, they are going to hell.
Every religion out there believes that they are right, and everyone else is wrong.
It's like playing the lotto, only difference is, that with the lotto, you at least have a change of winning.
@Trinitics Well you can believe what you want to believe but just because you choose to believe or not has no effect on the truthfullness -------------I'm stoned right now and losing track of my thoughts. Did you see the ass whipping Green Bay put on Atlanta? Oh, and that reminds me, I gotta pick up some lotto tickets. Thanks and take care, mysterious unidentified youtube person. How the hell do you give up 5 fucking touchdowns in one quarter of play? Unreal!!
@Trinitics I consider MLK one of the top 10 greatest Americans who ever lived. My heroes in life are those who fight oppression without resorting to the same tactics as the oppressors. Mandela and MLK certainly live up to that standard.
Hey reatard, Matthew 10:14-15 says, "if they dont welcome you, withdraw quitly, do not make a scene". it doesn't mention anything about God killing anyone or anything or and killing of any sort. Get your damn facts right and stop saying shit you know nuthing about. You say Christians ar stupid and foolish for believing, well Atheists are pretty stupid too, if your going to bash our faith and religion at least do it right, then you wont look and sound like a complete dumbass
It never occurred to you that different versions of the bible say different things? His passage is almost word for word from the King James version, which is: "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."
Maybe you're the one who should get your facts straight.
Th:I would suggest that you stop mocking Christianity, a faith that you consistently misrepresent in your videos, stop attacking Christians, and produce something a bit more intelligent than these mindless unfunny videos. Share with us your vision of how the world would be improved if-by magic-religions disappeared from the face of the earth. What then? Well, Dawkins has given us a clue: forced sterilizations, eugenics, infanticide, animals given status as humans..wonderful.
He pwns you lifeless, religious Fanatics in each and everyone of his Videos. That's what i call a reasonable Activity, unlike you god-lovers, wasting your time, trying to convert everyone to your fairytale-shit.
Really? I use the bible for smashing bugs. You were right about the pages making good toilet paper, I used it to wipe the cum off of my dick after wanking to a good porno. :P
This kid is Atheist Norwegian snot nose picker, who likes to disrespect the bible and insult all Christians and the words of God, and he is going to HELL. I hope this Dumb asp Nord knows better than to do the same with Islamic Koran cause he will get a bounty on his head if he crosses that bridge. Try to live a long life-PUNK!
@exposetruthwolf This is kind of too late to reply to you. The way you are replying to this video, you are going to hell afterlife as well. This person is trying to have fun. You shouldn't really take things seriously.
8 Also I say unto you, Whosoever shall confess Me before men, him shall the Son of man also confess before the angels of God: 9 But he that denieth Me before men shall be denied before the angels of God.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna find you and burn your house, because you christians and muslims are beginning to annoy me, like really badly with your sci fi books. Yes, they're best sellers and everything, but come on...
Great video. I love what you did to your copy of The God Delusion. That's too funny, I feel tempted to do that and place one in a church. Probably wouldn't get read though.
Atheists besides talking crap, knowing crap, and believe in crap, do these three things: poop, spew, and cry. But what else could they possible know outside their own world? I mean, what do they know? They don't know we still love them regardless who they are!!:) atheist(s) =moron, chimps, apes, monkeys, ; nonsense, stubbornness, idiocies, hypocrisy, stupidity
Atheists’ arguments against God are laughable and moronic: If I can give Christians a better life (than the kind of life Jesus—their king—gives them) or at least show them[convince them with facts my way is better than Jesus’] the best way to live life, then I have a right to open my mouth and speak up. But if I cannot do either, then the best thing for me to do is to shut my mouth and let Christians live their lives in Jesus’ Love, Way, and truth!!!
The atheist said: Religious people are weak and this was the response: Don't freacken call me weak? The reason I am not going to put a bullet in your head is because I respect God. But I still can choose to put seven bullets in your head just to show you, you do not mess with God... Nay, No psychologist is going to convince me not to do what God tells me not to do.
no your just mad im shittin on your faggot ass nazi boyfreind hes the ass i mean how many times does america have to kick the shit out of nazi fucks like you before you just get it die or shut the fuck up we proved who cant win so fuck you you fail
@turkishmade Atheism is a disease. It is a typo cancer. It kills the soul rapidly and makes you hate everything—everybody, especially religious people. Your soul becomes bitter full of hatred and your mouth full of poison/venom. It contaminates the world; it rejects reasoning it causes harm in the heart of little ones. Most of the time in the heart of ignorant/ irrational people. Atheists become irrational by it. LETS SAY NO to that cancer—toxic monkeys/apes.
That wassnt very nice, just think of all the hard work spent on that pizza by the one who made it and then you throw a drity bible in it. The guy who made the pizza was most likley muslim too you better be careful or this can start a holy war.
You put a dirty bible in the pizza he made with big love how can he not get offended.
ye. he is awesome. unique tasteful humor and from the heart.
sadly, we live in a such stupid deluded world that makes us show to people how stupid they r. but soon a big change will come. now religious stupidity is obvious to many people. unite! spread zeitgeist!
right... and which (out of the thousand stupid interpretations) is your interpretation of these ridiculous statements in this crazy book written by male chauvinists on crack?
What if "Origin Of Species" was written in Hebrew, being carried over hundreds of years when englishmen translate it into old english. Then, for a better understanding, translated in "King James" or "King Darwin" for that matter. You could figure they'd use a different vocabulary.
besides the idea of vocabulary changing, i dont see what the point of your comment was. the fact is that everyone knows the bible has changed n shit, and thats what im saying. the fact is, ppl claim thebible is the word of god when its obviously the work of male (possibly drugged) chauvinists.
Darwin's book is by Darwin . the essence of what he meant is obvious and understandable. the bible however is full of disgusting nonsense that makes me want to wash my ears and eyes out.
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Praise the Lord Jesus Christ, for saving me, a hate filled mocker, cynic, blind, unthankful, bitter and resentful, self-righteous moron. He can do the same for you. You just have to recognize that you stand quilty before Him. And you will know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for leading me to watch this video. He obviously did the same to you. You just have to recognize that you stand quilty before Him. And you will know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. It's OK if you don't believe in Him, because Him believes in you.
Oh fuck! my pizza XD
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You should use the bible for what it is good for... it is in fact written right there in the name...
bib-le ... meaning, rip pages out of it and use it as a bib when you eat... napkins that sort of thing...
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The holy pizza is the son of the spaghetti monster. I know this because they are both Italian dishes and have tomato sauce.
Crystal0mask 1 month ago 3
I can still eat it *throw*
AlucardAnimation 1 month ago
@4lifejesusfreaks So good for you that you live a happy life. However, it goes both ways. I live a very happy life aswell, and i couldn't give less of a damn about god.
Hamring 1 month ago
My pizza!
Draginvry2 1 month ago
lol
eatingtacos000 1 month ago
Cause of you i'm turning into a christian. You let me see al the great rules the bible has
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Mabe it´s possible to simulate a religious brain and see how it thinks? So that we can treat it.
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@4lifejesusfreaks Because you believe in god.
mynameissooriginal2 2 months ago
@4lifejesusfreaks I can't stop you from believing in god, but I can pity you.
mynameissooriginal2 2 months ago
@4lifejesusfreaks But god belongs in the garbage, just like the bible. BTW I said duped, not dumped. Duped as in "haha sucker, you believe in god".
mynameissooriginal2 2 months ago
His sanctimonious words are always a little fishy....
dollypatinson 2 months ago
Religion creates dichotomys: us&them white hats&black hats, clean& unclean, believer&nonbeliever, saved&damned. It will be a great day when the world arrives at the point whr all the hatefulness violence & nonacceptance created by religions starts to disappear. The greatest % of atheists & agnostics in the world exist in Scandanavian, Germany& France. Healthy well-educated advanced nations with low levels of violence, strong societal values, & high levels of gender &social equality.
Clichyabarbes22 3 months ago 2
So you people are against burning the Quran but you support trashing the Bible? Hmm ironic since it is the Islamic world that takes womens rights away and kills atheists.
PlatypusOmelette 3 months ago
@PlatypusOmelette Well since most of the islamic world hates the US and Caucasian west for oppressing them, making a symbolic gesture of hate and bigotry against islam is going to incite a positive feedback loop of more violence and more hate. Both religions are equally stupid, but burning a bible just makes christians get butthurt and whine.
mynameissooriginal2 2 months ago
Oh fuck...my pizza
funnyfacerful 3 months ago
Just WREAKS of childish agression in here
idunnoabc 3 months ago
LOL oh fuck, my pizza!
Draginvry2 4 months ago
awww that ol' lovin' god ¬¬ and his bible :lol:
freiheitsalv 4 months ago
Okay... I guess I'm a heretic since I respect women and atheist.
bren97122 4 months ago
The ironic thing is that the Norwegian flag you have on your wall has a cross on it.
shawn3975 4 months ago
You sure that was bible? The bible is so full of violence, blood, gore, death and pain, there should be at least one dead body on your pizza!
Painfulldarksoul 4 months ago
If all christians followed the exact word of God- They would probably engage us. But I would forgive ya- It wasn't you it was a voice from the skies commanding you to kill me, no harm no foul.
Gravityunknownn 5 months ago
stone age religious fuckers...death to every religion!!
AtheistMadman 5 months ago
@AtheistMadman take it easy man we aint done no harm to you
lobost12 3 months ago
oh fuck....my pizza lol
Poptartwithamohawk 5 months ago 9
mynameissooriginal2 5 months ago
@4lifejesusfreaks He's being facetious, and you got duped. By the bible I mean.
mynameissooriginal2 5 months ago
0:57 ROFL LMFAO!!!!
migeezel 5 months ago
LMAO THE bible was written by man and if god was such a big shot back than he would be bigger than Elvis during that time. He dies resurrects and no one speaks about him during that time? yeah right. Next...
HAAKONAS 6 months ago
@GeeHadForDummies "its no secret that Atheists aren't exactly mental heavyweights" hahaha dude. seriously? whether you agree with them or not, you have to admit that the most popular atheists (Maher, Hitchens, Dawkins, etc...) are very clever and intelligent. Honestly, don't bother replying as I will erase your dumb reply when i see the email title in my inbox
AlexTSilver 6 months ago
@GeeHadForDummies
btw.. christian little faggot :D
PanORotta 6 months ago
winters in finland arent very warm so one winter morning i woke up early cuz it was freezing cold inside my house and i went to get logs what i could burn to warm up the house. i usually use paper to light the fire but i didnt have any paper i could burn. luckily i saw the holy bible in my bookcase and i ripped pages offa it and used em to light the logs. damn those pages burned like an inferno and i felt good... still feeling good.
PanORotta 6 months ago
Oh My God :-D
aboyborninjune 6 months ago
Oh my GOD...so f*** funny!!!!!!!!!!
pavelbel 7 months ago
You eat pizza with a fork?
4ingP 7 months ago 19
<3 <3 <3
Amen.
Lchristyhastings 7 months ago
How dare you do that sir!? That was a perfectly good pizza and you dropped a book full of crap on it. Shame on you! I'd pray that the flying spaghetti monster wasn't watching.
kansaimagic 7 months ago
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I think it may also prove helpful to some of the viewers here to try to evaluate many of the more strident claims of the anti-theist critique ("brights") from a ideological/ metaphysics perspective. Check out the recent article by Jackson Lears in the May 16, 2011 issue of the The Nation entitled "Same Old New Atheism" .The article offers a compelling analysis of Sam Harris' works. Consideration is given to general atheistic social perspectives
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In 1966, the phrase "In God we Trust" was added to the Dollar Bill, should (In A Dead Middle Eastern Man We Trust As Our New God With Blind Faith) be removed from the American Dollar Bill? I would like to see Abraham Lincoln's QOUTE added on the back of The American Penny, (“The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma”), US President.
MagicTellaVision 7 months ago
oh fuck..my pizza hahahahhahahahahhah xD fuck yeah!
Exlemic 8 months ago
Haha, this is great. I love the subtle humor of using the god delusion as the bible in your previous videos. Keep it up!
whitehaaji 8 months ago
My heart broke when you dropped the bible on that pizza. You ruined a perfectly good pizza. :(
fakelegsrealfeet 8 months ago 5
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@fakelegsrealfeet it's not ruined. what are you whining about?
english2me 8 months ago
I would never use the Bible as loo roll! It's already got shit plastered over it cover to cover.
maskofsan1ty 8 months ago
Please make more!!!
calmreason 8 months ago
discovering your videos made my day!! :) still having a sense of humour, even or especially when its such a ..divine topic, is a skill i wish i had.. you do, keep making awesome videos!
LolaRennt13 8 months ago
You know it would of been a little bit better if at the end you took a big bite out of that pizza and then ripped a couple of pages out of the bible to wipe your mouth off with. Because after all, bible pages are really thin and soft, just like any other tissue paper
timh651 9 months ago
Learn more about the Bible from a great teacher of Theology, Pope B16, in his most recent work: "Verbum Domini". Full text is available online. ENJOY !
TheDesertProphet454 9 months ago
You should have wiped off the pizza, not the bable! (bible)
fallsgrave 10 months ago
Oh FUCK! My pizza! Oh good, i can still eat it. *TOSSES BIBLE* hahahaha
SneakyPWaffle 10 months ago 2
rofl awesome
cromos 10 months ago
...., thats just rude..... like why is this even necessary. you believe what you believe. i know what i know. lets keep it at that and stop fighting each other to be right. and btw the old testament was the law BEFORE jesus and it was written mainly in opinionated letters to others. Jesus is law now and he is for kindness to all. Why cant we all just be kind. I hope someday Jesus touches your life and he forgives you. and just fyi i wont reply to any replies to me because i am never watching th
luvindesigngrl 10 months ago
Learn The Truth JOYOFSATAN,COM
TheSatanwarrior 10 months ago
AND YOU THINK IM HURT?YOU THINK IM ACTUALLY GONNA START CRYING??
DUDE YEAHH IMA CRY FOR YOU..CUS YOU CAN BURN THE BIBLE IT DOSENT AFFECT ME OR JESUS BUT IT AFFECTS YOU..BUT OKAYY KEEP BEING IGNORANT MAKE FUN OF JESUS AND US CHRISTIANS..BUT THE DAYY WILL COME!!
TheSuperyackey 11 months ago
@TheSuperyackey please use your inside voice...
floatingpineapple 9 months ago
@floatingpineapple LMBO MHH IM NOT EVEN TALKING??
TheSuperyackey 9 months ago
@TheSuperyackey sorry, let my rephase that so that you might understand it: PLEASE USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE!!! thank you
floatingpineapple 9 months ago
@floatingpineapple NO DONT BE SORRY IS OKAY,, BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IM NOT TALKING, HOW CAN I USE MY INSIDE VOICE IF IM NOT TALKING?? D O Y OU U ND E R S T A N D??
TheSuperyackey 8 months ago
@TheSuperyackey I think your caps lock is broken.
floatingpineapple 8 months ago
Hahaha liking the dry humour, my friend, very funny stuff
riseofthejellyfish 11 months ago
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Satan is a sanscrit word that means truth. The jews stole it and changed its meaning to adversary in their forged language. Thus they are saying that truth is their adversary. As it is because they are a bunch of lies. They latter labeled Enki with it. Because he is of truth. So saying hail satan, litterally means hail truth or hail the on of truth. Christianity is a lie created to destroy your soul. Learn what you need to know. joyofsatan. org
TheSatanwarrior 11 months ago
Awww..... this breaks my heart!!! Why are you making fun of my Jesus? D:
jbandrc 11 months ago
Hey moron
Airlightf 11 months ago
HOTTIE!!!!
s3oodDJ 11 months ago
man just have a little respect on things that did not do any wrong to you.......
song1builder 1 year ago
@song1builder not saying the guy is but what if he were gay and wanted to get married over in america w/ the exception of massachussettes its not legal thanks to people who believe literally in the bible, they would deny him his rights.
speaking for me know all vice laws from drug use to prostitution are really just christian sins put on the law books of a secular republic, because the 'holy' book says your bodys a temple (so no drugs) and prostitution is a sin.
HBCjunke 1 year ago
unfortunately yes you do bear responsibility for being an atheist and will be judged.
Gavinwr75 1 year ago
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@Gavinwr75 Only by people because your evil god doesn't exist and if he did HE CAN SUCK MY COCK!
alienlifeform11 11 months ago
burn forever in hell or believe in Jesus
fuckmania07 1 year ago
@fuckmania07 Thatll definately straighten us out
rylove001 1 year ago
@fuckmania07 so jesus watches me doin it what a perv
champwagner 1 year ago
@fuckmania07 so jesus watches me doin it what a perv also christians are funny you know its crazy science proves there is probably life out there math proves there is a good almost guarantees it we know theres organisms in space rock fossils theres ice on numerous planets and moons that have movement activity meaning theres gotta be ocean planets all the right elements but if someone says they saw a alien there crazy but if you joke about a man that has no proof of existance they cry he diedforu
champwagner 1 year ago
@fuckmania07 i choose the first option :)
AlisonFan16 1 year ago
@fuckmania07 Hell Please!
Trinitics 1 year ago
@Trinitics I never badmouth somebody's religion because what if they turn out to be right?
davedorger 1 year ago
@davedorger What if they are wrong? Of all the religions in the world. (more that 30 000, and that's only the Christian religions - and many of them believe the others are going to hell)
Take Roman Cathlic, they pray to Mary, not Jesus, and according to the church I went to, they are going to hell.
Every religion out there believes that they are right, and everyone else is wrong.
It's like playing the lotto, only difference is, that with the lotto, you at least have a change of winning.
Trinitics 1 year ago
@Trinitics Well you can believe what you want to believe but just because you choose to believe or not has no effect on the truthfullness -------------I'm stoned right now and losing track of my thoughts. Did you see the ass whipping Green Bay put on Atlanta? Oh, and that reminds me, I gotta pick up some lotto tickets. Thanks and take care, mysterious unidentified youtube person. How the hell do you give up 5 fucking touchdowns in one quarter of play? Unreal!!
davedorger 1 year ago
@davedorger Thanks for the reply Davedorger. Getting stoned is something I can agree on. LOL.
Enjoy!
Sorry, don't know much about American Football. I'm from South Africa. Here we have enough trouble just running away from lions. LOL.
Trinitics 1 year ago
@Trinitics Some things have no national borders ey? LOL South Africa? Mandela's considered a hero here in my country. Adios.
davedorger 1 year ago
@davedorger Hey davedorger! Yeah, I love Nelson Mandela. He is to us what Martin Luther King was to the States.
Trinitics 1 year ago
@Trinitics I consider MLK one of the top 10 greatest Americans who ever lived. My heroes in life are those who fight oppression without resorting to the same tactics as the oppressors. Mandela and MLK certainly live up to that standard.
davedorger 1 year ago
@fuckmania07 Thanks! That is the motivation I needed to follow loving Jesus.
Trinitics 1 year ago
hey ridiculous moron, stop ridiculing yourself before the whole world, moron
Airlightf 1 year ago
Hey reatard, Matthew 10:14-15 says, "if they dont welcome you, withdraw quitly, do not make a scene". it doesn't mention anything about God killing anyone or anything or and killing of any sort. Get your damn facts right and stop saying shit you know nuthing about. You say Christians ar stupid and foolish for believing, well Atheists are pretty stupid too, if your going to bash our faith and religion at least do it right, then you wont look and sound like a complete dumbass
yuzz13 1 year ago
@yuzz13
It never occurred to you that different versions of the bible say different things? His passage is almost word for word from the King James version, which is: "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."
Maybe you're the one who should get your facts straight.
HelplessVictim 1 year ago
lol
JabberCT 1 year ago
"awe fuck my pizza" .. "Oh cool I can still eat it" *tosses bible to the curb* haha
StevenJKpower 1 year ago
lol good video :D
giotto0111 1 year ago
"oh fuck my pizza!" hahaha the best part of the video :)
METHLABproductions18 1 year ago 2
Th:I would suggest that you stop mocking Christianity, a faith that you consistently misrepresent in your videos, stop attacking Christians, and produce something a bit more intelligent than these mindless unfunny videos. Share with us your vision of how the world would be improved if-by magic-religions disappeared from the face of the earth. What then? Well, Dawkins has given us a clue: forced sterilizations, eugenics, infanticide, animals given status as humans..wonderful.
MrEdgarsraven9 1 year ago
@MrEdgarsraven9 talking about mispresenting... something you never did yes?? hmm, i pretend i didnt read the last section of your post
ECshakal 1 year ago
@GlasgowRangers2009 : He has a life.
He pwns you lifeless, religious Fanatics in each and everyone of his Videos. That's what i call a reasonable Activity, unlike you god-lovers, wasting your time, trying to convert everyone to your fairytale-shit.
coolwar13 1 year ago 3
I know more ways to use the Bible :
It makes for good Toilet Paper, I can clean my nose with it, clean my Tables and other furniture or just use it as burning material for my fireplace.
Oh, and it just was a matter of time until a bunch of asshurt God-lover Christians would show up and complain like little faggots.
This Video is Hilarious and shows about everything you need to think of the Bible.
And now, little Christians, go and complain about your REAL problem... : the Muslims.
coolwar13 1 year ago 23
@coolwar13 you can also use the bible to level out leaning tables. is perfect, and you can always get different sizes of bibles for different tables
TheArutnev 1 year ago 3
@TheArutnev : Yeah that's right. You can also lay a bible in front of your door, so you can repel any sane person trying to enter.
The only problem is, you will most likely attract lots of retarded fanatics to your home.
coolwar13 1 year ago
@coolwar13
Repellent. Brilliant, I'mma go try it.
JScarper 1 year ago
@coolwar13 real funny hey cowards do it with a koran , oh no never mind , the muslim might get violent. shhh!
tonykeywest10 1 year ago
@tonykeywest10 I actually spent 30 grand to combine pages from every religious book into a soft and absorbent roll of toilet paper.
IamLiterallyRetarded 1 year ago 2
@coolwar13
Really? I use the bible for smashing bugs. You were right about the pages making good toilet paper, I used it to wipe the cum off of my dick after wanking to a good porno. :P
StevenJKpower 1 year ago 3
Hilarious! I almost dropped my daughters bottle while feeding her. You should really be more careful.
steven9163 1 year ago
Liker it, I get it. Thanks keep up the good work.
VideoAudioDisco09 1 year ago
What's so uncool about God anyway? He hates fags! Alice Cooper is a Christian.
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
This kid is Atheist Norwegian snot nose picker, who likes to disrespect the bible and insult all Christians and the words of God, and he is going to HELL. I hope this Dumb asp Nord knows better than to do the same with Islamic Koran cause he will get a bounty on his head if he crosses that bridge. Try to live a long life-PUNK!
exposetruthwolf 1 year ago
@exposetruthwolf but, his pizza is okay.... :P lol funny shit man, you're just mad cause you're jealous.
owensauce 1 year ago
@exposetruthwolf This is kind of too late to reply to you. The way you are replying to this video, you are going to hell afterlife as well. This person is trying to have fun. You shouldn't really take things seriously.
killerboyfoolz 1 year ago
@exposetruthwolf I cared so little I almost passed out.
jeffsandychelsea 11 months ago
XD I just literally laughed my ass off when the bible fell on the pizza.
sexygothgirl579 1 year ago
Jesus/Yeshua speaking:
Luke 12:8
8 Also I say unto you, Whosoever shall confess Me before men, him shall the Son of man also confess before the angels of God: 9 But he that denieth Me before men shall be denied before the angels of God.
OhMyHeckles 1 year ago 2
@OhMyHeckles Justin speaking:
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna find you and burn your house, because you christians and muslims are beginning to annoy me, like really badly with your sci fi books. Yes, they're best sellers and everything, but come on...
Myiuth145 1 year ago
epic.
mistereveready 1 year ago
What do you not believe about the bible Theologikos?
ForGoodWorks 1 year ago
@ForGoodWorks What a ridiculous question! I imagine it would be quicker for him to list the things he does believe in the bible.
censurabass 1 year ago
i respect the holy bible... good toilet paper
VelvetTearsNana 1 year ago 17
@VelvetTearsNana lol i respect the bible too!, when I was out of blunts I would use the blank pages to roll my joints ( thank youn god)
rishaggy 1 year ago
@VelvetTearsNana It sucks as toilet paper, you can't wipe off shit with shit
drrobertoboogie97 9 months ago
@VelvetTearsNana Why? I mean, you obviously cannot use shit to wipe of shit, that's just common knowledge...
WHIREAS 7 months ago
@VelvetTearsNana Why? I mean, you obviously cannot use shit to wipe of shit, that's just common sense...
WHIREAS 7 months ago 3
@VelvetTearsNana why are you wasting it like that? It's make a really good flyswatter.
TheAutisticGuitarist 6 months ago
Be sure to use the real bible...while making fun of the bible? XD
sefario666 1 year ago
Hahaha, awesome video, keep the good work!
jehovaX10 1 year ago
If I were you, I would have burned the pizza immediatly
ABchimpas 1 year ago 3
Hahaha, "OH !@#$.....my pizza!"
oathkeeper27 1 year ago
iv seen this vid quite a few times but the pizza part always makes me laugh
miclovin15 1 year ago 2
your a pizzafarian!
sofiasmartis 1 year ago
that's not all....in those days they drank wine, in the Bible it says Jesus drank wine...
awwwww yeeeeee son (:
sillychad18 1 year ago
2 John 1:10 My church does that, all the women have head covering.
AoEVideos 1 year ago
Great video. I love what you did to your copy of The God Delusion. That's too funny, I feel tempted to do that and place one in a church. Probably wouldn't get read though.
FriendlyShadow1 1 year ago 3
how dareth you disrespectth the holy and most wise text , "the god delusion." blesseth be his name prophet Dakwins
pbhs07 1 year ago
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Atheists besides talking crap, knowing crap, and believe in crap, do these three things: poop, spew, and cry. But what else could they possible know outside their own world? I mean, what do they know? They don't know we still love them regardless who they are!!:) atheist(s) =moron, chimps, apes, monkeys, ; nonsense, stubbornness, idiocies, hypocrisy, stupidity
Airlightf 1 year ago
Atheists’ arguments against God are laughable and moronic: If I can give Christians a better life (than the kind of life Jesus—their king—gives them) or at least show them[convince them with facts my way is better than Jesus’] the best way to live life, then I have a right to open my mouth and speak up. But if I cannot do either, then the best thing for me to do is to shut my mouth and let Christians live their lives in Jesus’ Love, Way, and truth!!!
Airlightf 1 year ago
@Airlightf I agree d00d!!1 not beleiving in an invizible guy wh0 floots in teh air iz totlaly laughable and mor0nic!!11.
Living life without any oppressions of any kind > The way of Jesus.
Sorry to burst your bubble pal, I won.
Jagguar20 1 year ago
shut up shit bag
dougk5 1 year ago
you'll never make it in show biz, kid.
helpmetony 1 year ago
Heheh. You shoulda licked it off the bible. Mmmmmm, biblical.
Ozzyman200 1 year ago 3
@Ozzyman200 hahahahaah genius
Zachdudeio2 1 year ago
Hey , moron. Hey! yeah, you too, moron! Hypocrite. Yeah, little hypocrite. You throw rocks like a girl, moron. You also cry too much, baby girls.
Airlightf 1 year ago
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The atheist said: Religious people are weak and this was the response: Don't freacken call me weak? The reason I am not going to put a bullet in your head is because I respect God. But I still can choose to put seven bullets in your head just to show you, you do not mess with God... Nay, No psychologist is going to convince me not to do what God tells me not to do.
Airlightf 1 year ago
woo im gona be shaking my feet.
ovandocarter 1 year ago
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turkishmade 1 year ago
@turkishmade stop watching these videos ur just making a ass of urself
TheBoxy2010 1 year ago
@TheBoxy2010
no your just mad im shittin on your faggot ass nazi boyfreind hes the ass i mean how many times does america have to kick the shit out of nazi fucks like you before you just get it die or shut the fuck up we proved who cant win so fuck you you fail
turkishmade 1 year ago
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@turkishmade Atheism is a disease. It is a typo cancer. It kills the soul rapidly and makes you hate everything—everybody, especially religious people. Your soul becomes bitter full of hatred and your mouth full of poison/venom. It contaminates the world; it rejects reasoning it causes harm in the heart of little ones. Most of the time in the heart of ignorant/ irrational people. Atheists become irrational by it. LETS SAY NO to that cancer—toxic monkeys/apes.
Airlightf 1 year ago
:ROFL!!!!!
Leagman1 1 year ago
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yumiguy4eva 1 year ago
@yumiguy4eva Because it's definitely not the Norwegian flag.
Chuck0706 1 year ago 6
@yumiguy4eva Are you retarded? That's a Finnish flag. Obvious by his accent too.
MrSmailbegovic 1 year ago
That wassnt very nice, just think of all the hard work spent on that pizza by the one who made it and then you throw a drity bible in it. The guy who made the pizza was most likley muslim too you better be careful or this can start a holy war.
You put a dirty bible in the pizza he made with big love how can he not get offended.
Loaded1mbimage 1 year ago 2
Vee must meetah
are you on Skype ah?
utherenow 1 year ago
20 stars!
whatoxide 1 year ago
hahaha you're hilarious! i love it: "i was using the god delusion with masking tape on it" LOL :)
JimmyJohnny9295 1 year ago
OH FUCK...my pizza xDD
omglooklol5 1 year ago
ye. he is awesome. unique tasteful humor and from the heart.
sadly, we live in a such stupid deluded world that makes us show to people how stupid they r. but soon a big change will come. now religious stupidity is obvious to many people. unite! spread zeitgeist!
TheAtheistworld 1 year ago
eww you goy bibble on your pizza
miclovin15 1 year ago 15
"Oh, fuck!... My pizza..." XD
moltoallegro19 1 year ago
You're such a literalist. My gosh.
DJHyperRhythm 1 year ago
@DJHyperRhythm
right... and which (out of the thousand stupid interpretations) is your interpretation of these ridiculous statements in this crazy book written by male chauvinists on crack?
OpqHMg 1 year ago
@OpqHMg
What if "Origin Of Species" was written in Hebrew, being carried over hundreds of years when englishmen translate it into old english. Then, for a better understanding, translated in "King James" or "King Darwin" for that matter. You could figure they'd use a different vocabulary.
DJHyperRhythm 1 year ago
@DJHyperRhythm
besides the idea of vocabulary changing, i dont see what the point of your comment was. the fact is that everyone knows the bible has changed n shit, and thats what im saying. the fact is, ppl claim thebible is the word of god when its obviously the work of male (possibly drugged) chauvinists.
Darwin's book is by Darwin . the essence of what he meant is obvious and understandable. the bible however is full of disgusting nonsense that makes me want to wash my ears and eyes out.
OpqHMg 1 year ago
there was 666 ratings when i watched this =]
marz054 1 year ago
you cannot handle the word of GOD and disrespect him
vision1834 1 year ago
@vision1834 hahaha i cant disrespect someone that doesnt exist...
jeffsandychelsea 1 year ago
this is not what god is saying but what christians are saying... why would god want this for his creations???
maxazria11 1 year ago
pizza> the bible
oc445 1 year ago 4
Brilliant! =D
Dhanne1 1 year ago
"Not the Bible, but The God Delusion with some masking tape on it."
I think I love you.
erinlm94 1 year ago
LOL i love youre vids man, you have to make more!!
MrAtheist1990 1 year ago
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Praise the Lord Jesus Christ, for saving me, a hate filled mocker, cynic, blind, unthankful, bitter and resentful, self-righteous moron. He can do the same for you. You just have to recognize that you stand quilty before Him. And you will know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
God bless all of you who search for truth! Amen.
shlukh 2 years ago
you're joking right? did you even read those passages he put up... or just an intolerant sexist? otherwise your joking or a retarded theist.
joshmonster94 1 year ago
@shlukh Have you always been this stupid?
danishwonder 1 year ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for leading me to watch this video. He obviously did the same to you. You just have to recognize that you stand quilty before Him. And you will know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. It's OK if you don't believe in Him, because Him believes in you.
RAmen.
jimreynold2nd 1 year ago
it makes me wanna eat pizza lol
Battery9876 2 years ago
my favourite was "thanks for watching.....whatever."
sIayerkid666 2 years ago
This still makes me laugh out loud :).
darkemage 2 years ago
Ah-ha ha ha I'm crying that's so funny! XD
AmandaSpellings 2 years ago
The world needs a few million more people like you, keep up the good work
MelleB90 2 years ago 3