To everyone disgusted with the fact that he still tried to sell a plot, you might want to listen to the call more closely. There are a few signs he was actually looking for more ways to help the guy. He offers to bring by the papers that afternoon to the guys house, he is fishing for an address, he could probably just as easily sell it over the phone. The second part is the fact he wants him to hold off till tomorrow, this is to get the guy to postpone till helps get there.
Him: "I want to help you..." you: "no...no, i'm killing myself, this is perfect." Him: "oh please dont, i'll feel bad" You: "i bet you guys are expensive." Him: "Actually..." gives you a list of prices, asks for your credit card, and compleatly forgets about what you just told him.
I was actually a little touched when he attempted to help you/listen to you until he started pushing to close the sale when he knew you were contemplating suicide.
You could of affected that man permanently, maybe even pushed him into depression. I would be, if I thought I was the reason for someone dieing, Hearing a man die through the phone would've traumatized the shit out of me. I hope you called back to say it was a prank.
i wonder if the telemarketer like quit his job and then HE went all suicidel lol did you figure out what he guy did Mr.Mabe oh and before that can you buy this satilte system
do you write for all possible responses from these people, it seems that no matter how they respond or what they say, your ready for it. great job on all of your work by the way, i really enjoy all of it, definitely the phone calls!
@yourbuddyrook Hey Rook, yes, I have a script in my head, beats, jokes in my head.. I'll do the same nit on several telemarketers until I get one that's good... Thanks!
This has to be my most favorite of all of them. I don't know why, but for some reason this kind of thing is hilarious to me when you figure out where it's going before the "punchline."
At first I felt kinda bad for the guy till he still went through with trying to sell you something. Heartless bastard deserved that one lol. Can you hold off till tomorrow so I can get the paperwork through? Holy crap.
At first I felt kinda bad for the guy till he still went through with trying to sell you something. Heartless bastard deserved that one lol. Can you hold off till tomorrow so I can get the paperwork through? Holy crap.
@Nebulafantasy That's odd, why did it post it twice? lol If he was trying to bide some time, it was really bad wording. "Don't kill yourself today, do it tomorrow so I can make some money off you." That's pretty much what I get from that.
Screw any self-righteous wiener that wants to whine about how something they watched on youtube somehow sucks because it does not jive with their pea-brained ideals/beliefs! Screw 'em right in the ear-hole!! We, the twisted, the smart-ass', the non-conformist free-thinking jokesters know what's best for humanity.
Disagree with me and I'll sic BOB on you. (Ref. Carl takes a cruise comment) lolz
Tom rules ! that was so funny notice how the guy still was trying to sell him stuff even after saying he going to kill himself, people care more about getting your money then you.
HOLY SHIT! This is great, i wonder if the dude had the common descency to notify someone to check on you. Did you recieve a knock at the door from police or relatives?
The audacity of the guy to say "um.. do you think you can hold off until tomorrow?" hahaha are you kidding me?!?! This is HILARIOUS!! Keep up the great work Tom!!
Tom mabe is a iconic funny funny man iam in England and when ive had a crap day
I listen to his clips time and time again I always laugh to the point of tears.Here in the uk some times comedians from the usa are thought of having no humour how wrong can we be.I salute you mr mabe long may you be funny and unique god bless american humour--))
I almost Shat myself when the telemarketer actually denied financing option due to the "suicidal" customer and actually asked him to get his credit card! Seriously? WOW. I've worked telemarketing jobs in the past, this guy took the "ABC's" way to far ( Always Be Closing) . Then he topped himself when he asked him to " hold off till tomorrow so he could get out the paperwork!!!!! JEEZ. capitalism rears its ugly head! Tom is SO SO funny though! Love his stuff. Kudos!
Why didnt you pray to the Scientology god thats what i would have done.....still funny as heel but why didnt you say you were a flaming homosexual that just got divorced by a guy named Gary?
@nosredna1624 I think the real problem here is that people are tasteless enough to telemarket burial services. Tom's job is to make a statement about everything wrong with the world, and when he got this call, opportunity knocked.
You fucking kidding me? did you hear what he said? "If I got the paperwork to you say... this afternoon can you think you could maybe hold off until tomorrow?" He loved that he wanted to kill himself, he could care less if this guy killed himself. He just wanted to do business.
@awarren121 He was trying to get his address or other information and make him wait a day. That why he could contact someone to come down there and save him. It is pretty obvious.
i paused right at the bit where he heard you were planning on taking your life... and wanted your credit card.... "oh yeah, you can kill yourself- but just leave me your money first =D" .... i'm surprised he didn't call 911 XD and @electro: no heart mate, he tried making money off this >X<
Nice, there is absolutely no way I could've continued a conversation like that without laughing (Especially where he asked for the credit card). Congrats on this call, I think it's absolutely brilliant how you got him to show how he had a "heart." Haha.
Darn. I guess you are from the east coast. I moved here OR from Philadelphia suburbs 5 years ago. Musician - piano/singer. Hung and worked in NY any time I could!! Maybe that's why I appreciate you so much? :) Probably!
Lmfao. That guy didn't even sound like he gave a shit XD. You'd think he'd forget about the damn funeral service after hearing that you're contemplating suicide XD... Nope, still tries to sell it. He's an awful human being XD.
man, the place you live is like a telemarketers haven ...and you are their worst nightmare ... these f....rs are unbelievable ..the sh.t they will do for money...
BTW the stuff on your site is freakin hilarious... keep it up , I hope u are as famous as that silly guy with the terrorist puppet....(I know, can u believe it?)
I love most of these videos, but I think this one goes a little too far. I worked in telemarketing when I had absolutely no other options, and people do fuck with you (which is understandable; it's a shitty business). But that guy probably hates his job and has no way out, and you've convinced him he was partially to blame for a suicide. When he said, 'can you hold off for one more day', he was probably hoping you'd reconsider given some time and seek help. Sorry to poop on the party. <3the vids
Tom your great... ur videos r the funniest.. but the nerve of some people... he wouldnt give u credit cuz u were gonna kill ur self.. but a check or credit card will be fine....
@MabeInAmerica This man's shame knows no bounds. Plus he wants you to give him names and numbers to call for "help". Right, more like like an opportunity to make another sale! Get 'em while there vulnerable.
I'm really hoping he wasn't really trying to make a sale and just trying to save some time to help you. If not I hope real people with problems won't call that guy.
"If I got the paperwork out to you say... this afternoon do you think you could maybe hold off until tommorow?" LOL...wow...did that salesman just ask you to hold your suicide off another day so he could make a sale?
O he did ease the marketer's mind by laughing at the end.. Otherwise he might just have got traumatized by being under the impression of witnessing a suicide.. He probably would've been alright though, only thing that seemed to bother him was the sale
@jella11 he laughed after the marketer hung up. he'd be an complete idiot to laugh after all that hard work!!! bye the way, tom is soo funny he needs to have his own t v show about how 2 prank the pilot one's my favorite!! expecially when he is at the men's room sayin bye bye to every man walkin' out like they are walkin out of the bording tunnel!!!! LOL!!! ROTFLMBO!!!!! HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
I just love the way the guy switches into sales mode again with minimal prompting and then when asked 'do you do finance' says 'well, not if you're about to commit suicide... do you have a credit card?'... lol
Dude said, man your the angel of death, LMAO.
RespectMyHate 3 weeks ago
think about how bad this guy must have felt after that call
somad18 4 weeks ago in playlist Funniest Telemarketing Pranks Ever
The 'WOOHOO" at the end was priceless
bklynmosmvp 1 month ago
do you think you can hold off till tomorrow?
GeLsEnKiRcHeN95 1 month ago
Funny as hell,these scum telemarketers deserve shit like this.
snobak1 1 month ago
@snobak1 I'm sure telemarketing wasn't their lifelong dream either, but I guess sometimes you just gotta put bread on the table.
Still, this video was pretty damn funny.
NCStatePackAttack 3 weeks ago
Poor guy is gonna be scarred for life
voogru 1 month ago
More of these!
Runescapehalofreak 1 month ago
LOL
amjPeace 1 month ago
ahahaha, this guy is good.Thanks for posting lol lolol
cellcity74 1 month ago
When did you start messing with people
reefd9040 1 month ago
Lol can u hold off till tomorrow?
MaddMax247 2 months ago
OMG Tom you crack me up ! How the hell do you think of all this amazing material ! Keep it up !
1Climber7 2 months ago
ok this one was not funny, it was cruel
BiggggJohn 2 months ago
To everyone disgusted with the fact that he still tried to sell a plot, you might want to listen to the call more closely. There are a few signs he was actually looking for more ways to help the guy. He offers to bring by the papers that afternoon to the guys house, he is fishing for an address, he could probably just as easily sell it over the phone. The second part is the fact he wants him to hold off till tomorrow, this is to get the guy to postpone till helps get there.
TheMountainrage 2 months ago
@TheMountainrage Na, he was trying to sell me! I talked to the guy afterwards!
MabeInAmerica 2 months ago 6
@TheMountainrage Yeah, right! This guy was thinking, "Wow, it doesn't get any better than this - a willing customer, ripe for the pickin'."
trinketbox1 6 days ago
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FROSTBITEDONKEY 5 days ago
Him: "I want to help you..." you: "no...no, i'm killing myself, this is perfect." Him: "oh please dont, i'll feel bad" You: "i bet you guys are expensive." Him: "Actually..." gives you a list of prices, asks for your credit card, and compleatly forgets about what you just told him.
Jak299 2 months ago in playlist Funniest Telemarketing Pranks Ever
TROLLLLLL !!! Lmfaooo
BrooklynSupraVin 2 months ago
I was actually a little touched when he attempted to help you/listen to you until he started pushing to close the sale when he knew you were contemplating suicide.
"Do you have a credit card?"
All time salesman low.
shannonstone1979 2 months ago
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pussytaxi : Traumatized ????
"If you have a credit card or checking account I could get the paperwork out to you this afternoon, You think you could hold off until tomorrow?"
Yeah, he sounds Traumatized. Maybe because he was losing a sale.
dh190852 2 months ago
Shut the fuck up!!! It's a fucking prank!!! I dont give a shit if ur fucking tramatized!! It's called laughing!!!
DIEuRETARD 2 months ago
Ok man. That was messed up.
jetsr 2 months ago in playlist Funniest Telemarketing Pranks Ever
truly epic!
cyberpunk64bit 2 months ago
DISGUSTING.
RafaKBLudo 3 months ago
You could of affected that man permanently, maybe even pushed him into depression. I would be, if I thought I was the reason for someone dieing, Hearing a man die through the phone would've traumatized the shit out of me. I hope you called back to say it was a prank.
pussytaxi 3 months ago
i get the sniffing and stuff, whats with the coughing?
(btw, your awesome XD )
BrewerFR 3 months ago
Anything for a sale.
Anarchist86ed 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MabeInAmerica 9
@Anarchist86ed I laughed out loud at this! funny comment
MabeInAmerica 3 months ago
@MabeInAmerica did you call back to let him know it was a prank?
lvmykids1 2 months ago
Do you know who is calling you before hand? Because the tone you set by answering the phone, is always perfect.
Double0hobo 4 months ago
@Double0hobo caller ID.. they often call more than nce, so I start recognizing the number
MabeInAmerica 3 months ago
Do you think you could hold off until tommorrow HEHEHE, man he wants to sell funeral plots.... love it......Thanks Tom, you make my day
12342321 4 months ago
I'd be like well I'm not a suicide hotline so if you're not going to buy anything I'm late for my lunch break.
Sarahon06 4 months ago in playlist Funniest Telemarketing Pranks Ever
"You think you could hold off until tomorrow?"
jacobtalbert87 4 months ago 20
@jacobtalbert87 I know, isn't that crazy!
MabeInAmerica 4 months ago 5
I can't believe he was still trying to get money from you after you told him what you were going to do.
BCElginTex 4 months ago
i wonder if the telemarketer like quit his job and then HE went all suicidel lol did you figure out what he guy did Mr.Mabe oh and before that can you buy this satilte system
BLAKEJAKE117 4 months ago
I love how he still trying to sell you even though you're suicidal... SMH
dannielpreto 4 months ago
Subscribed!
Man its insane how the guy was practically ready to sell you before you killed urself.... Jesus.... Soulless bastards!
dacomicgenius 5 months ago
do you write for all possible responses from these people, it seems that no matter how they respond or what they say, your ready for it. great job on all of your work by the way, i really enjoy all of it, definitely the phone calls!
yourbuddyrook 5 months ago
@yourbuddyrook Hey Rook, yes, I have a script in my head, beats, jokes in my head.. I'll do the same nit on several telemarketers until I get one that's good... Thanks!
MabeInAmerica 5 months ago
I'm really intrigued as to what the telemarketer did AFTER he got off the phone...
Nebulafantasy 5 months ago
This is so morbidly amazing that I can't even. HYSTERICAL.
teamanki 5 months ago
This has to be my most favorite of all of them. I don't know why, but for some reason this kind of thing is hilarious to me when you figure out where it's going before the "punchline."
InfiniVide 5 months ago in playlist Tom mabe
@InfiniVide Yeah, it's kind of disturbing a tad though! Thanks for liking it, new CD coming out in Nov.
MabeInAmerica 5 months ago
That was mean. LOL
getagripgirl 5 months ago
Amazing XD I laughed so hard!!!
shadowdeath702 5 months ago
jaw dropped when I heard the gunshot :0
MrBallaBoy21 5 months ago in playlist Funniest Telemarketing Pranks Ever
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At first I felt kinda bad for the guy till he still went through with trying to sell you something. Heartless bastard deserved that one lol. Can you hold off till tomorrow so I can get the paperwork through? Holy crap.
UberFAKnNooB 5 months ago
At first I felt kinda bad for the guy till he still went through with trying to sell you something. Heartless bastard deserved that one lol. Can you hold off till tomorrow so I can get the paperwork through? Holy crap.
UberFAKnNooB 5 months ago
@UberFAKnNooB Yeah, it's pretty cold, but then I thought maybe he was trying to bide some time to get help. Ya know?
Nebulafantasy 5 months ago
@Nebulafantasy That's odd, why did it post it twice? lol If he was trying to bide some time, it was really bad wording. "Don't kill yourself today, do it tomorrow so I can make some money off you." That's pretty much what I get from that.
UberFAKnNooB 5 months ago
Screw any self-righteous wiener that wants to whine about how something they watched on youtube somehow sucks because it does not jive with their pea-brained ideals/beliefs! Screw 'em right in the ear-hole!! We, the twisted, the smart-ass', the non-conformist free-thinking jokesters know what's best for humanity.
Disagree with me and I'll sic BOB on you. (Ref. Carl takes a cruise comment) lolz
sandman69420 5 months ago
It's like a dead baby joke: it's funny because you know you shouldn't be laughing at it.
baltoboy 5 months ago
@baltoboy Or how you shouldn't laugh in church...watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ae9zZZk3S8k
MabeInAmerica 5 months ago
Kideatingclown and darkspreader. Fuck you. Blow me. This is genious.
BiscoInferno5 6 months ago
@BiscoInferno5 Thanks for having my back Bisco!
MabeInAmerica 6 months ago
Tom rules ! that was so funny notice how the guy still was trying to sell him stuff even after saying he going to kill himself, people care more about getting your money then you.
darksparda21282 6 months ago
That was actually not very funny. I don't like mean stuff.
KidEatingClown 6 months ago
you should have had the sound of a handgun being loaded before the gunshot, it wuold have been priceless. thatnks for a smile tho :)
cmon424 6 months ago
HOLY SHIT! This is great, i wonder if the dude had the common descency to notify someone to check on you. Did you recieve a knock at the door from police or relatives?
coldman307 6 months ago 4
The audacity of the guy to say "um.. do you think you can hold off until tomorrow?" hahaha are you kidding me?!?! This is HILARIOUS!! Keep up the great work Tom!!
GarlicInYourEye 6 months ago
@GarlicInYourEye Thanks budy. yeah, he was trying to make the sell wasn't he
MabeInAmerica 6 months ago 2
@GarlicInYourEye I think what he was doing there was trying to send him paperwork in an attempt to get his address so he could send help to him
UareInferior2me 5 months ago
a gunshot at the end would have done it. But the poor guy would have freaked
jacktumlinson1 6 months ago
@jacktumlinson1 there is a gun shot at the end! listen again
MabeInAmerica 6 months ago
Wow. He is still trying to make the sale. Incredible.
Slogson 6 months ago in playlist Funniest Telemarketing Pranks Ever
@Slogson yes! still trying to sell me!
MabeInAmerica 6 months ago
this is funny shit
lazy408 6 months ago
"If I got the paperwork to you say... this afternoon can you think you could maybe hold off until tomorrow?"
sdugger2004 7 months ago
Tom mabe is a iconic funny funny man iam in England and when ive had a crap day
I listen to his clips time and time again I always laugh to the point of tears.Here in the uk some times comedians from the usa are thought of having no humour how wrong can we be.I salute you mr mabe long may you be funny and unique god bless american humour--))
colinantony1 7 months ago
@colinantony1 Thanks!!! You know I really wanna come to the UK one day
Thanks!
-tom
MabeInAmerica 7 months ago
I almost Shat myself when the telemarketer actually denied financing option due to the "suicidal" customer and actually asked him to get his credit card! Seriously? WOW. I've worked telemarketing jobs in the past, this guy took the "ABC's" way to far ( Always Be Closing) . Then he topped himself when he asked him to " hold off till tomorrow so he could get out the paperwork!!!!! JEEZ. capitalism rears its ugly head! Tom is SO SO funny though! Love his stuff. Kudos!
BuffaloAriesChic 7 months ago
@BuffaloAriesChic Hey Buffalo, Tom Mabe here.. Thanks for making my night with your great words!!!! keep watching
-tom
MabeInAmerica 7 months ago
This is horrible and hilarious at the same time!
benjibot500000 8 months ago
This is my absolutely favourite phone prank you did! You're awesome Tom!
ThomasVoMusic 8 months ago
Had me laughing out loud by the end. I wish I had the guts to do something like this!
pixiedust011 8 months ago
Why didnt you pray to the Scientology god thats what i would have done.....still funny as heel but why didnt you say you were a flaming homosexual that just got divorced by a guy named Gary?
HairyBallVersion2 8 months ago
The funny thing is, I am a tele-marketer and I would love to call this guy. It would add some excitement! Bahahah
LilFad3 8 months ago
hahaha i bet the telemarketer felt like i huge douche after that
xmonsterwithinx 8 months ago
that poor telemarketer isnt going to be able to live with himself this is terrible and the prank wasnt even that funny. stop it
nosredna1624 8 months ago
@nosredna1624 You're right, I should take it down... NOT!
MabeInAmerica 8 months ago 32
@MabeInAmerica and the call about the trucker that had the "hows my driving" sticker, you probably got him fired
nosredna1624 8 months ago
@MabeInAmerica lol
Canemoran 8 months ago
@nosredna1624
You're right. Whats actually funny is that there was one less telemarketer after this call.
Superfreaxx 8 months ago
@nosredna1624 I think the real problem here is that people are tasteless enough to telemarket burial services. Tom's job is to make a statement about everything wrong with the world, and when he got this call, opportunity knocked.
TheDavidReinoldBand 7 months ago
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@nosredna1624
You fucking kidding me? did you hear what he said? "If I got the paperwork to you say... this afternoon can you think you could maybe hold off until tomorrow?" He loved that he wanted to kill himself, he could care less if this guy killed himself. He just wanted to do business.
Tyme2Die 6 months ago
i can't believe the telemarketer wanted him to postpone offing himself til the next day so he could potentially make a sale. DAMN!
rsmelto 8 months ago
LMFAO
NotQuiteLucid 8 months ago
that was great LMAO
RidgeRunner57k 9 months ago
bamm...
sales man: Sir?
sales man: Mr. Mabe?
*hangs up*
MrSCPhoenix 9 months ago
....do u have a credit card?
lmao
myhandisburned 9 months ago
i LOVE how the telemarketer asks him to hold off for a day to get the paperwork done. TELEMARKETERS HAVE NO SOULS
awarren121 9 months ago
@awarren121
I think he was trying to get him to put off killing himself
airdriver 9 months ago
@awarren121 He was trying to get his address or other information and make him wait a day. That why he could contact someone to come down there and save him. It is pretty obvious.
LeafItToM3 8 months ago
i paused right at the bit where he heard you were planning on taking your life... and wanted your credit card.... "oh yeah, you can kill yourself- but just leave me your money first =D" .... i'm surprised he didn't call 911 XD and @electro: no heart mate, he tried making money off this >X<
TheHikoriOne 9 months ago
I love your videos, but I think you should add subtitles. It can be hard to tell what you're saying sometimes.
Gameathoner 10 months ago
@Gameathoner Yeah, you're right. I think I can add subtitles after they're up too?
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
Oh Lord =))
LexysTracks 10 months ago
@LexysTracks Yes my son?
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago 2
@MabeInAmerica Haha =))
LexysTracks 8 months ago
The irony in your pranks is amazingly well-played!
impreprex1979 10 months ago
"If i got you the paperwork....can you hold off until tomorrow?"......Really?! now thats a business man hahahahaha
blackshadow40 10 months ago
LOL! He was still trying to sell a potentially suicidal person his product. Damn telemarketers.
hoax4254 10 months ago
Were you coughing to cover up your laughs?
KOHF34 10 months ago
@KOHF34 Na, just wanted to sound choked up about the whole thing
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
@MabeInAmerica
Nice, there is absolutely no way I could've continued a conversation like that without laughing (Especially where he asked for the credit card). Congrats on this call, I think it's absolutely brilliant how you got him to show how he had a "heart." Haha.
KOHF34 10 months ago
Ok, this is just pure awesomeness!
LadyBowie30 10 months ago
@LadyBowie30 Check out The Greatest Prank call ever! Tahnks again!
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
@ElectroShadowStorm Have a heart!?! He was still trying to sell him a coffin after he already told him. I know what you mean though "thumbs up"
JaredAugerot 10 months ago
I did travel to VA to hear Army Bands at Christmas time.
Close, but no cigar!
Their gain! My loss.
I am sharing your videos. My friends all agree with me!!!
joni4749 10 months ago
@joni4749 Thanks again Joni!!
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
Darn. I guess you are from the east coast. I moved here OR from Philadelphia suburbs 5 years ago. Musician - piano/singer. Hung and worked in NY any time I could!! Maybe that's why I appreciate you so much? :) Probably!
joni4749 10 months ago
@joni4749 Louisville/Nashville
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
Do you ever perform in Eugene OR? Would love to see you live!
Funniest man alive!! :)
joni4749 10 months ago
@joni4749 Na, never been to Eugene OR. Thanks Joni!
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
Lmfao. That guy didn't even sound like he gave a shit XD. You'd think he'd forget about the damn funeral service after hearing that you're contemplating suicide XD... Nope, still tries to sell it. He's an awful human being XD.
blkdeath15 10 months ago
@blkdeath15 YES! You get it! so many people say I'm in the wrong but the guy tried to continue the sell!
MabeInAmerica 10 months ago
can you hold off till tomorrow?
hahhahaha wowowowowo
asiankid68 11 months ago
I love Tom Mabe he is so funny, I seen him a couple of times at Comedy Caravan, I laughed my ass off, if he is ever in your area go see this guy!
Zenkai76 11 months ago
@Zenkai76 I really appreciate the plug! Thanks Zenkai!
MabeInAmerica 11 months ago
LOL!! OMG!! That was great! Can't believe he was still trying to sell you the plot though...o.O
Kayablue8 11 months ago
@Kayablue8 Yeah Kay! he kept trying to sell me! some don't get it
MabeInAmerica 11 months ago
The guy on the phone was actually trying to stop him from killing himself. Just saying
TheMindoftw 11 months ago 3
@TheMindoftw It felt like he was tring to sell me something. you got a credit card?
MabeInAmerica 11 months ago 4
Do u finance!!! hehehehe
jtjoser 11 months ago
@damgermous1968 that ahmed the dead terrorist wasnt even remotely funny
DrTheKay 1 year ago
"If i got the paperwork to you by this afternoon do you think you cood hold off till tomorrow" ....I cant believe he said that
DrTheKay 1 year ago
he said he was gonna kill his self and the guy said can you fill these papers out and wait a day
38cal1324 1 year ago
That telemarketers going to need therapy for a long, long time
how2krushkings 1 year ago
5 people commited suicide.
wiresvn 1 year ago
so epic!
another genius work
this and echo in voice
snuhr 1 year ago
man, the place you live is like a telemarketers haven ...and you are their worst nightmare ... these f....rs are unbelievable ..the sh.t they will do for money...
BTW the stuff on your site is freakin hilarious... keep it up , I hope u are as famous as that silly guy with the terrorist puppet....(I know, can u believe it?)
dangermous1968 1 year ago 6
@dangermous1968 thanks!
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
@dangermous1968 easy easy there danger, I love me some tom mabe and he should be better known but jeff dunham is also one hilarious mofo!
lylestaffel 5 months ago
Hilarious. Just goes to show you what soulless whores telemarketers are.
TheZymbo 1 year ago 3
unreal...he wants your business and money before you kill yourself ,,,,lol
ginaven1 1 year ago
@MabeInAmerica WOW!!! how did he respond to your call back? I love your videos
dozeropr101 1 year ago
I love most of these videos, but I think this one goes a little too far. I worked in telemarketing when I had absolutely no other options, and people do fuck with you (which is understandable; it's a shitty business). But that guy probably hates his job and has no way out, and you've convinced him he was partially to blame for a suicide. When he said, 'can you hold off for one more day', he was probably hoping you'd reconsider given some time and seek help. Sorry to poop on the party. <3the vids
VALENTINEBEAMS 1 year ago
Tom your great... ur videos r the funniest.. but the nerve of some people... he wouldnt give u credit cuz u were gonna kill ur self.. but a check or credit card will be fine....
lansingna04 1 year ago
the telemarketer was probably checking the obituaries for the next few weeks
tonyf686 1 year ago 26
@tonyf686 Tony, that's funny. Thanks!
-tom
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
Did this telemarketer actually suggest that Mabe hold off on killing himself for a day till he can close the deal?
godleighton 1 year ago
@godleighton Yes! he did, is that something or what!?
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
@MabeInAmerica This man's shame knows no bounds. Plus he wants you to give him names and numbers to call for "help". Right, more like like an opportunity to make another sale! Get 'em while there vulnerable.
godleighton 1 year ago
@godleighton Yes! You get it! Some don't. Thanks Godleighton
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
@MabeInAmerica
i agree with you two. that may be your most despicable victim yet.
also, if you have a skype account, i would be honored to have you on my channel. or the other way around if thee pleases
CrosshairGaming1350 1 year ago
@godleighton lol
galtzur21 1 year ago
how do you do it its weird everytime i use to try to do that i choke when i want to mess with tele
zeromarth 1 year ago
@zeromarth When it's your living your living you have no choice. I've been acting for years.. Plus I'm a nerd so that helps
Thanks!
-tom
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
I love it. xDDD
Ninstroyer 1 year ago
I'm really hoping he wasn't really trying to make a sale and just trying to save some time to help you. If not I hope real people with problems won't call that guy.
Envisionzbk 1 year ago
@Envisionzbk You know, I think he was trying to make a sale.. It was a fun call to do. Thanks!
-tom
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
Damn you gave it to him hard! No homo...
DontWorryItsMusic 1 year ago
"If I got the paperwork out to you say... this afternoon do you think you could maybe hold off until tommorow?" LOL...wow...did that salesman just ask you to hold your suicide off another day so he could make a sale?
keithisexy 1 year ago 3
Hahaha. God he was still trying to sell the product even at the end there.
How often do you get cops coming to your house?
TheSinfulFreedom 1 year ago
@TheSinfulFreedom Yeah, that's what I said when I called the guy back.. You were still trying to sell me!! please subscribe
thanks
-tom
MabeInAmerica 1 year ago
uhh sir?..... Mr. Mabe? ................"klik"
97masternick 1 year ago
uhh sir?........Mr. mabe "klik"
XD
97masternick 1 year ago
Lol....
Edit32 1 year ago
I wish I had the nads to do this with a phone solicitor...
BudaRealtor 1 year ago
omg, as soon as i heard the "gun shot" i was just crying of laughter. this is so funny.
TaraB972 1 year ago
i think i've watched just about all youtube vids, keep em' comin! So great LOL
swarne8 1 year ago
O he did ease the marketer's mind by laughing at the end.. Otherwise he might just have got traumatized by being under the impression of witnessing a suicide.. He probably would've been alright though, only thing that seemed to bother him was the sale
jella11 1 year ago
@jella11 he laughed after the marketer hung up. he'd be an complete idiot to laugh after all that hard work!!! bye the way, tom is soo funny he needs to have his own t v show about how 2 prank the pilot one's my favorite!! expecially when he is at the men's room sayin bye bye to every man walkin' out like they are walkin out of the bording tunnel!!!! LOL!!! ROTFLMBO!!!!! HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
kytoyota 1 year ago
"Sir is there anyone I can call, just tell me what's going on (don't kill yourself)"
-"Well I could use your services now"
O
"Well it's very affordable..
Do you have a creditcard?"
jella11 1 year ago 3
I feel soo bad for the salesman lol
soXamor 1 year ago
I just love the way the guy switches into sales mode again with minimal prompting and then when asked 'do you do finance' says 'well, not if you're about to commit suicide... do you have a credit card?'... lol
10000Monkeys 1 year ago 3
Do you think you could maybe hold off till tomorrow? LMAO
mgulley82 1 year ago
"Well we've got different price ranges..."
MelodicRadiation21 1 year ago