Potter Puppet Pals in: Why Snape Can't Get a Date

[Dracolikeshamsters24]

Can you bring the Marauders and Lily into an episode? Maybe make a PPP version of Snape's Worst Memory?

[TheMixter123]

O.o

[avarea12]

I love this vid but they used all the same things

[sophianerysblackmore]

lol i have an imagination and eyes, lol if those were true (still amazing) I would love this vid.....infact i love it anyway!

[randomrowrgrl86]

this music was kinda creepy!! but other than that i loved the vid!! especially how old he is!!! llolololololololololoololololo­l

[musicmagicpan]

I know this is for entertainment but I love Snape to much to watch this more than once... He is not gay, he isn't that old and he doesn't like to steal peoples clothes...

[dracmy]

God. People have no since of humor these days. XD Guess the only ones with any humor left are the REACH and Advanced students. and the other Random people! Loved the vid btw!

[jtonks100]

@dracmy

um shut up.people can say what they want.so leave us alone idiot.

[sophianerysblackmore]

he's NOT gay, He is NOT that old He gets told to kill ppl, he does NOT like to steal ppl's clothes!

[dracmy]

@sophianerysblackmore no since of humor tututut

[sophianerysblackmore]

@dracmy you spelt 'sense' wrong and i have a great sense of humor, have you seen my channel!?

[sophianerysblackmore]

@dracmy I was just sayin omg you're an idiot. tut tut Idiotic Fool

[snaperoxforever]

@sophianerysblackmore you are SO right that dracmy is an idiot

[sophianerysblackmore]

@snaperoxforever lol but over all the vid is funneh ;)

[snaperoxforever]

@sophianerysblackmore :)

[captinressa]

Well that sucked!

[joeyrulztheworld]

I know what reason8 is! Its Snape's world when hes on crack

[lilacwilter890]

wierd



[operaghost12SR]

PPL who say this is mean are wrong!! I LUV THIS VID!!! Please make morez!! heres an idea:

Why Ron is so co-dependant on Harry Potter.

LOL luv it!

[beeep12783]

HOW DARE YOU TRASH TALK SNAPE! HE HAD A TERRIBLE LIFE AND YOU KNOW IT! AND HE IS NOT GAY!!!!!

[dracmy]

@beeep12783 tut tut tut. no since of humor XD

[jtonks100]

This video has large problems.Snapes not in his hundreds,he is 38,he is not gay cos he loved a girl and still does,he dosnt like to kill people,he dosnt steel clothes,he dosnt listen to music much and when he does he does not play it that loud and dumbledore likes to be naked in pp pals.This video is wrong,stupid and pointless

[dracmy]

@jtonks100 no since of humor tut tut tut XD

[jtonks100]

@dracmy im just saying.and you didnt spell it right.

[iHeartDaveyHavok1]

i think i like reason 7 best

[clarawa]

snape is damn sexy (H)

[avme123456789]

Well yes this is sorta stupid.......

[Autumnfire1996]

If my MOTHER saw THAT, she'd murder the maker! She <3 Snape! Hahahahahaha!

[tabithaspetshop]

hes old and way last year

[nessiecullen7]

If reason 10 is true then Lily/James/Sirius/

Lupin/Wormtail and loads more are also 1,203,489,384 years old!

[cloudsjlb12]

Not unless Snape failed a load of times. :) Haha

[Catlover0826]

Reason ten was really funy and random!

[demerit56]

VID IDEA

Do one of those ppp idol things and use youtubers.

P.S: Snape puts up signs and gets killed 4 it on evry idol vid so u should have same.

Also PLZ let me be on it as a youtuber! I have rly dark brown hair and my fave colour is black. If u can get one of those studded waistcoat things worn by hardcore rokers shirt in ppp creator it wud be bril! If I is on plz give me gud songs as it was my idea in first place ( or I could just be co-host!!!)

[bimbo202]

Reason 8: his head is a diferent colour to everywhere else on his body!

[georgelopezlover1]

number 7 is hilarios....... do i even need to explain it....ololooolol

[bimbo202]

@georgelopezlover1 yep! no! I DON'T KNOW!

[RCRamone1971]

well if u think that than u suck,CatMad301

[CatMad301]

The Last One Is Comical But the Rest Are Just Plain Crap.

[imfromvenus]

this is not funny at all.

[Emma12496]

rubbish. is reason 10 supposed to shock us? that is the most childish one of all,, only six year olds would say that being 1 billion is a funny thing. get a life

[Tomatosaucechan123]

=.=? oooooookay thanx u for wasting a minute of my life

[laurosa30]

snape is sooo not ugly.

[SuperSmashSista]

...poor snape

and he's not gay.

[09CookieCrumble09]

snape was a great brave man dont be so mean and if its ment ot be a jk its not funny

[clones234]

yh well sed

[09CookieCrumble09]

thank u

[crazycatgirl82]

This isn't very funny...it's bad enough that you stole this from the original creator of PPP, and it isn't very original.

[dalekdestany]

an idea

10 reasons why hermiony is a lesbo

[xxginnyhalexx]

there is nothing wrong with being gay one of my m8's is gay

[madtwinsmadness]

man hes old!

[HavokIsLord0120]

I've seen funnier videos. I didn't even laugh for this video...Oh, and just because someone is gay does NOT mean they can't get a date (Reason 7)...that was just plain ignorant and insulting to some people.

[dalekdestany]

shut it dick wad go suck on a man

[HavokIsLord0120]

I have a little piece of advice...either grow up or get the shit beat out of ya. Lemme tell u something kid, in the real world, if you cannot take constructive criticism, you are either gonna be living with mommy and daddy your whole life or end up six feet under...adults don't put up with this kind of immaturity. I was just offering you some advice on your video, I was not looking for a fight. So, do us all a favor and chill out, please.

[dalekdestany]

stop being a dick to everyone

[dalekdestany]

dick hed this is bull crap

[nerdelicious5]

my sister thinks Snape is hot... :o

[xxginnyhalexx]

he is but not as hot as tom felton!

[Theofficaljennahusky]

@nerdelicious5 wtf? =0

[sophianerysblackmore]

@nerdelicious5 freakyy lol

[evan32698]

... No one in my family has a closet....XD

[AzntigerXLIII]

that has got to be one of the most beastly hilarious vids i've ever seen!!!

[scrabblefan1169]

hahaha, funniest thing evr. especialy reason 8

[Moosocute]

Hilarious. Maybe mae a video on why Dumbledore can't get a date!

[wesleyscarface]

wtf if hes gay and he's with lord voldemort then thats his date and nearly all of the things about why he cant get a date is one lot of bull-sh*t the only real thing about why he cant get a date is he's ugly and the unibrows! duh!

[WatsUpHomeyG12345678]

ha ha ha i love reading these comments!RennySauce1 "he looks more like micheal jackson" hahahaha lol

[praediniaan007]

ok seriously... what is your problem?

[iammeanduandme]

....im not laughing. Why is that? Actually, "Do i REALLY have to exlpain this"?

[RennySauce1]

1 m0re reason he looks like micheal jackson :)

[FlatMattress]

... *SCREAM!!!!!

[acsparkle]

HE CANT BE1,203,489,384!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SCIENTIFICALLY IN IM iNIMPOSSIBLE! i want a bowl of cereal and a cherry pixie stick! anyone know where i cant get some???

[MegziiBabehh2k9]

i love this classical man!

[systork]

lol! # 8 & 9 are awsem!

[cloverlucky101]

lol y is he trying to get a date w/ a girl if hes gay and "do we even need to explain this?" lolz

[Mannetasi]

reason 10 lol!

[duyoi]

Why is everyone saying this is fricken funny? Its sorta funny

[Jerilynski]

Someone tell me they were lying when they said unibrows are last year =[

[Channl19]

that was funny!! you should do 10 reasons why voldy can't get a date!!!

[DestroyerAngelica]

James Bond! WTH! but it was really funny anyway.

[twosaperfectnumber]

do we NEED to explain this?

lol

he's gay.

[dessyandcassidy]

lol he's 1203489384 years old!

[matiasmonkeyman]

that was so gay shit and nerdy its unbeleaveable what a mong you are

[BettyDogGirl]

I dont get reason 8

[jsowell70]

reason 8 is so fricken funny! theyre right. you dont need to explain it! its just to hiarious.

[Naroutolover]

.........

[argentinangelito]

dats funnie:)

[peachpudding101]

if he is you know.. different then wouldnt he get a dif gender date?

[GrymAngel]

i was laughing so hard by the end of this XD

[FizzyDizzy12]

change the music back IMMEDIATLY IT WAS GOOD THEN

[Zebralia]

I actually thought it was really good, I honsetly dont know why your saying 'u sucker' to him/she, its a VIDEO on a screen dose its not written about you!

[kittenpawz101]

reason 1: doesnt make sense.

reason 2: he lost the girl he liked, so it doesnt matter what he looks like.

reason 3: he doesnt really have a unibrow

reason 4: that was assistant suiside

reason 5: what the hell?

reason 6: okay...

reason 7: nuh-uh. lily?

reason 8: doesnt make sense

reason 9: I've already stopped watching the video by now.

You're basing this on the little shows, not the literature.

[LinklingArmy]

dude wtf. NOBODY CARES IF IT CORRESPONDS TO THE BOOKS! No PPP movies do. it just supposed to be funny so shut the crap up

[directxcomedian]

#1. You're gay.

#2. Its not supposed to make sense.

#3. Get a life.

#4. While you're at it, go fuck yourself.

#5. Kthnx, bai.

[thebrujaisback]

oh my gosh someone has quite the potty mouth eh? and what do you think it does for civil rights acusing someone who has shown no signs of same sex attraction of being gay just becuase you dont like that person. you, are no comedian, you are offensive. and your video is subpar

[Remmyrulez]

Whats ur problem cloverlucky101???!!!!! If you dont likie why watch??? And even bother commenting it??? Sounds like you need a little thing called a LIFE!!!!!!directxcomedian dont listen to these basterds/bitchs this is funny and its not even real so who gives a fuck if its accurate or not???? Good video anyway =D

[cloverlucky101]

to see no duh and is that all the diss u can throw at me? jeez be a little creative. "what's ur problem?" i got better things to do, okay rem?

[Remmyrulez]

I have more creative things but that was the only one that wouldnt get me in trouble and plz dont call me rem dats only for friends.

[cloverlucky101]

[when the hell did i say that? i sound like a bitch.]

[MishaMiou]

@kittenpawz101 You're right!

1:I think he doesn't know who or what are the machine guns2:He's not ugly, he just like Goth dressing

3:wtf unibrows xD

4:He doesn't LIKE to kill people, he NEEDS to do it because of his double-agent job.

5:Eum.I think he never cares about other people clothes xD

6: He never listen to music in Harry Potter

7:He's not gay, he was sad and angry at himself about Lily's death, he took all his life to get redemption

8,9,10:?

[joeyrulztheworld]

@kittenpawz101 ENJOY YOUR AIDS!

[dracmy]

@kittenpawz101 u have no since of HUMOR XDDDDDD

[moron256]

eew...I HATE THAT SONG!!!! it's so boring...

[LoveRockLee]

the one snape was playing or the other one?* doesn't know the one snape was playing and loves the other one*

[moron256]

snape's song is not bad but i hate the jazz song!

[LoveRockLee]

aw, that's too bad...

Ah well, to each his own

[poisonivy31795]

lol that was kinda funny

[championvideos]

okkkkkkk

[greengirl136]

um reason 11: he has an un even tan

[fantagrl99]

that sucked and men and boys who have their music way loud r usually hot! :(

[vamprose87]

that...kinda sucked....

[amgshaffer]

If snape is gay cant he have a date with voldermort

[TamluvzDP]

LOLZ :P:P:P the best was i think all of them :P

[95js95]

Reason 1: He follows the machineguns.

Hahhahhahhaahhaa... He's gay omg.

[LaraElSupergirl]

wtf...

[darkleadr13]

you should make one of the song sadie by alkaline trio :)

[xxGRRfanx]

I liked the video but, i couldn't follow after #6

[LeniArianna]

If Snape were real, I'd date him. Gladly!

[Elizabeth20655]

LOL

Is it one billion, 203 million, 489 thousand, 300 and 84

(meaning his age when its spelt out) :D

MY GOD HE IS OOOOOLD i'd NEVER date him :)

[95js95]

best reason no 10: he's 1,203,489,384 years old! xDDDD

[directxcomedian]

You actually took time to copy the exact age? :P

[95js95]

No, not really... :D

[lattefreak]

holy crap. who pays THAT much attention?

[amgshaffer]

me you sucker you now he is rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllll­lllllllyyyyyyyyyy gay ok ya big sucker

[poisonivy31795]

LOL!! Awesome vid I loved 6 & 7.

[a4ft8inmidget]

hehe I loved this video! My favorite reason was #6

[erlend5]

Haha

His just 1 years old

[Southxoss]

you should make avid about evry bodys underwear and what they look like[potter puppet pals]=)

[bonerbend]

one dat wud be gd:

why ron is gay LMFAO!

GR8 VID BTW

[Swipert2272]

LOL!!!!!!! its sooooooo funny LOL

You should make why Harry Doesnt get a date that will be funny :D

[ColeyIsTheBest]

LOLz My favorite is "Do we even need to explain this?" (Reason 8) =)

[kat9kat]

reason 9 funny

[darladark]

Lawlz.

"Reason 7: He's gay."

Best reason.

[princeofdiamonds]

Yah.. wasnt snape the one who saved harry's life in book 1? i mean give the guy some respect-_-

[julian12321]

reason 11: his nose looks like a penis

[RJGalaktico]

vomits

[KAD890]

LOL! hilarious! Snape cant get a date 4 sure!

[ninachu8]

hilarious!!!

funny haha

lol

[Bexta7788]

If snape is gay cant he have a date with voldermort

[catyweb0123]

1 Snape is alright look at all the times he SAVED Harry 1 in book 1 he was putting a couter spell on Harry's broom 2 in book 3 he thought lupin was helping seruis and seruis was bad and tried to save harry ron and hermione 3 in book 7 snape showed harry where the sword was wich helped harry ron and hermine allot am i corret or not

[hiphopchick119]

Correct!

[lilly082]

...

you read to mutch...

[authisticlove]

what's the use of pointing out that there are no headphones in the wizard world and things like that? most of the potter puppets' shows use guns, computers and other un-magical stuff, but they're funny.(anyway remember that wizards were used to take muggle stuff and modify it with magic)

i don't really like snape anyway. ok he was unfortunate and really brave, but it doesn't justify why he always misbehaved with all the students. remus was unlucky too, but he was a real good person.

[authisticlove]

seems quite arrogant saying that you're obviously the only one who have read all the books and understood them. dear, these were books for young people, it was not The Divine Comedy!!!

i've read all the books too and i think most of the people who like potter puppets have.

anyway i like these videos and also the fake novels. if they had to be like the original story it would have been boring.

[1LittleGuardianAngel]

Severus Snape did not want anyone but Lily Potter, he was a sorry emo loser and a depressed git but he was not at all evil, he only killed if he couldn't save the person. Snape is not guy, he's emo.

[laurarandom]

lool ur saying emos aren't guys??or did u do a typiung error and mean hes nor gAy hes emo?even so ur saying emos cant b gay?(ive got nothing against anybody lol)...

[1LittleGuardianAngel]

none of this shit is true

[catzgirl147]

wtf that was funny but gay like snape!

[lattefreak]

OK...is it just me, or are all of those sample songs on Windows Media Player?

[assilembrandywine]

reason 14: He keeps calling whoever he's on a date with "Lily"

[SugarLips547]

LOL! I loved when he was "Gay with voldy" lol!

[qazedctgbujmilp]

reason 10000 HE'S ALREADY TAKEN.....im not telling you who by though!!!!!!

Alice

[SugarLips547]

voldy?

[ginnyroxsmysoxs]

YOU!

[poopendolly]

Lol I liked it! I don't give a crap if people don't like it I thought it was good. Maybe if you uploaded more songs on your comp and added a different one it would be better but awesome 5 stars

[1LittleGuardianAngel]

This video is soo wrong, i feel like Hermione. She had been the only one who had read Hogwarts A History and i'm obviously the only one whos read all the books and understood them. Go ahead and call me a know it all or a second hermione but this video is a bunch of rubish. reason 5 is crap too, snape always wore black, reason six didn't make sense at all becuase there are no headphones in the wizarding world, theres only a wireless box they listen to. I agree that Snape is a bit ugly though.

[highgirlstar2000]

'obviously the only one whos read all the books and understood them'? you idiot....you're the only one who doesn't understand PPP. it's meant to be like this to make it funny. They're hilarious cuz the facts aren't right!

[nobodysawanything]

=P =P =P

[nobodysawanything]

p.s im not really saying that mesage just doing as t says :p

[groupoffour]

sorry 0011Livzy1100 ITS UNIBROW!!!!!! god' you'd be better off teaching english 2 a monkey!!! oh wait.....THEY SPEAK MONKEY!!!! stupid

[lukadakool]

reason 13:he's grey and weird

[platniumkid]

reason 11:he is a emo

[wantstobe]

reason 5 lol

[killerkyorge99]

on reason 7 he is well you know... i would rather not spoil it.. but it does not fit the title...

[groupoffour]

Reason 12, He looks like a goth 24/7!!!!

[kookiekrumb]

lol

[Zuxinowo]

Wow its the worst thing i have seeiansdsdg

[kookiekrumb]

reason 11!because he is snape!!!!!!!

[ertyhere]

ok this has nothin 2 do wid the vid (well it does a bit) but what software did u use 2 make it like i use windows movie maker?

[xMaishaax]

sorry if I sound rude.

but he can't be gay.

he was in love with Lily remember ?

sorry if I seem like I'm trying to ruin anything. =(

I loved this though =P xD

[bulmilala]

Hmm I'd date him!