IGN_Strategize - Catherine Boss Guide

[xRedEyesJounouchix]

What the heck does Ass with a tongue means?

I understand the bride and baby, but the butt?

[HRSMelbourne4Life]

mgffff



[camman1e]

they forgot the brides whirlwind

[SNiPeRAT0R741]

does anyone even noticed that this is the-

*SPOILER*

Dumizid's theme (the final boss)

[knife6151]

@SNiPeRAT0R741 This song is burned into my head as im currently facing against him raging...

[SNiPeRAT0R741]

@knife6151 even though I don't have this game, that boss doesn't look as hard as it looks

[knife6151]

@SNiPeRAT0R741 ...Ive used like 40 continues lol

[CatchFallingKnives]

I loved the endings of this game there's 8.

[sheenuwithmaria]

Hey Jess U r looking fucking so(X100000) beautiful

Thumbs Up if u Agree

[IchiHootieChannel]

"Guide"...? Really?  Not just game play clips?

[delyn0831]

i just bought the game yesterday and played it immediately after.. but i got a "love is lost" + retry X 0= game over in the beginning of 3rd day.. the worst part is i forgot to save after i finished the first boss battle and the things i did in the Stray Sheep.. :((

[Trickster242]

@delyn0831 Damn ): Save everytime you're leaving the Stray Sheep via cellphone to prevent anything like this, then!! ): Oh, and, you know, collect the mystic pillows!

[delyn0831]

@Trickster242 yeah... i'm now in the final level of clock tower with retry x 65... i've learned my lesson!! haha... and yesterday night i can't beat it.. and today.. "FROM THE ASHES OF MY MONUMENTAL FAILURE SHALL RISE THE EMPIRE OF MY SUCCESS!!" haha :) i got it from someone who said he read it somewhere.. maybe the quote is from a book or from someone :)

[Trickster242]

@delyn0831 Just like Boss would say, "...to borrow a phrase from a certain someone" xD

[delyn0831]

@Trickster242 haha :) by the way.. have finished the game? what ending did you get?

[SideSwipe239]

Damn jess looking good like always

Hate that she was replace frm the daily fix

to naomi

but there both good lookin so its a win win 4 me

[thelinedrive]

just when I though Jess was gone she shows up at IGN

[akatsukiguru]

Only the first four? Seriously? I'm already on the 7th night!!

[rockochin]

if you search jessica chobot on google, you can see her on a bikini!

[alex61761]

who's jess?

[jamesjiao]

@alex61761 Are you joking?

[residentevil808]

u had to spoil the last boss those who didnt buy it.

[Trickster242]

@residentevil808 They spoiled the final boss music!! D:

[mgs4metalgear4]

Why isn't jessica doing The Daily fix anymore?

[Blueknightex]

@mgs4metalgear4 Jessica is busy with a new reality TV show so she doesn't do daily fix anymore.

[TheSurefireGamer]

Thanks, Jess...

[DClaBarraBrava]

this game is GREAT!!! best puzzle game ever!!! awesome style and setting! Just beat it and it is hard as heck. I love Catherine!

[KingPatarXV]

@DClaBarraBrava false

[Maxima0the0Zombie]

Did you say dating sim? I doubt it is a dating sim, I wish there were more here in america, stupid people don't know what a good game is.

[atikoon1]

srly, Can we please talk about the game and leave jess and naomi alone?

[leopower7]

WOW, REALLY?

IGN MAKING STRATEGY GUIDES?

REALLY?

IF THAT'S IT, THEN I CAN MAKE GUIDES TO QUANTUM SCIENCE!!!

n00bs

[blake3one6]

I beat this game on hard in all in one seating, it was too easy!

[Trickster242]

@blake3one6 Congrats!! I'm taking my time on Normal :(

[TheHephaestus16]

nice tips.....I mean,wait yeah tips

[chriszis123]

gamin 

[LeChevalierduLys]

Well i love Naomi AND Jess. Come on people there IS room for both !!!

[MSDK]

hawthawthawthawthawt

[mpfree325]

was that boss a ass with a tounge in it 0.o

[Blueknightex]

@mpfree325 its a boob with a tongue LOL xP

[duane1626]

That Baby Looks Like The Dead Space 

[wiigaks]

jessssss, take over for naomi!! :C

[NovemberCrystal]

1:18 "This not so handy fellow"

Well played Jess, well played.

[kinguchihasasuke]

The child was a bitch but the bride was a breeze!

[DomShaw7]

Jess has a gift which makes her so sexy without being slutty something which Naomi will never have

[cheesealtar]

why would anyone pay for this game its such a waste of money

[idkmybffjill258]

Did you guys even watch the video?

[MadeinBangladesh0235]

Jess Naomi i take both

[heriiiberto]

I don't care what it's about i just wanna see Jess <3

[TheNaturalGamer1]

♥Jess♥

[rafoidis]

god jessica is beautifull

[billtree52]

I hope the bosses don't suck on the easiest difficulty, I actually only care about the story.. puzzles are NOT my thing. haha

[Trickster242]

@billtree52 They are still pretty difficult if you're new to the game :) But it's actually pretty easy to master the controls, so I think anyone can take on Normal difficulty with no problem at all... lol

[billtree52]

@Trickster242 I'll stick to really easy. haha.

[REDMETH0D09878]

new black ops clan ARMOR is looking for new members (XBOX ONLY) if your interested message me here or my gamertag RAGNAR0Q (with a zero).

[tjohn1986]

wtf is this shit

[10Dante4]

im only here cause i saw jessica on the thumbnail ^^

[shoent]

Who skipped the gameplay parts?

[leggomyfruitrollup]

I would nom nomz jess :)

[bob12884]

so people play a shit load of money to just climb blocks? GAY

[biggamerguy1]

@bob12884 obvious troll is obvious

[f3arlessmonster]

@bob12884 It's a PUZZLE game

[cg303]

jess red S2

[bob12884]

i bet everyone was watching the proving ground episode when she took her shirt off yall all prolly did

[sam904951]

OMG! my love jessia chobot is back...

[cskyo]

I prefer Jess as well, Naomi tries too hard to copy. Why get the imitation when you can go for the real thing :(. Anyone still know why she got taken off the daily fixes?

[skyleds08]

I LOVE YOU JESS! :">

[kldomaps]

This game creeps me out

[kldomaps]

Jess!! I missed you! (NOT pedo comment)

[Darkspirith]

@kldomaps Uh, she's not underage.... so it wouldn't be a pedo moment... ever.. learn your words.

[pierreo33]

@kldomaps didnt realize she is a child.

[LeonSK96]

0:27 LOOOOOOL

[TheZeusMooseKing]

well hello jess chodemybotoff

[CyberSonic96]

I thought the most teriffying things ever was a wife.

[EliteInterpunct]

I didn't find Catherine that fun. It gets repetitive after a while even though it is still a fun and charming game.

[Eleetnessful]

@EliteInterpunct lol it was like on front-display at gamestop and no one who worked there knew about it tue sotyr

[ferevon]

I thought she was the sexy Catherine

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

Jessica, Naomi, BOTH OF THEM ARE HOT AS HELL! xD

[MrBamm01]

whats that song from?

[blest0n]

Chobot? Naomi!

[SegaNintendoGamer]

Isn't the music in the background a DDR song?

[pgf95]

jess,gtfo

[MrVulcan0]

Jess looks a lot different to how i remembered her

[BCkhaos]

Jessica, though I like Naomi too..

[Slider2k]

Naomi is not as charming as Jessica. That's because she's too young and shallow. Jessica will always be my favorite.

[Filo011]

@Slider2k

fake blonde as well.... jess still better

[felipehpio]

Finally a video with Jessica. <3 <3 <3

[phangles52]

@jaguar86 Fucken freaks!!

[person3582]

@ndelima14 not cool bro

[person3582]

Jess or Naomi???

reply which one

[person3582]

@person3582 i will post in the next strategize vid who won

[EternityEndedLongAgo]

@person3582 both

[jtghm]

If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question.

Push and pull boxes to get to the top, does that mean it's a woman's world?

[HeyThereRonaldo]

Video Games > Girls I'll never meet

[Savol1]

Dont you think she will be offended when she read these comment on this? "I want to fuck her so hard" "i want to...etc"

[ashugtiwari]

@Savol1 LOL, u actually already did write the comment

[jwebb3271]

Chobot! YOU WILL BE MINE!!!!

[michaelgrodzki]

@jwebb3271 fuckin creep

[rockochin]

i want to fuck this chick so bad, but i am afraid that her orgasm could kill me! :0

[person3582]

@rockochin honestly dude, show some respect

[rockochin]

@person3582 chill the fuck down PERSON!

[TFv052]

LOL, 1:35 the pussy monster..

[TaylorXCat]

Jess > Naomi

I mean come on, Naomi knows shit about Video games and was just hired because she's pretty. Chobot is the full package!

[asassin87834848]

@TaylorXCat i pick both

[kingofmarshmellows]

I miss Jess on Daily Fix. =(

[Limeyman423]

When Does this Game come Out In the UK???????\

[essam007]

Jess would you rather Bang Catherine or Katherine?

[lolvuzedrago]

@jaguar86 booooooooo

[Ilumeo]

Ngaww missed you Jess.

[iTarget64]

I presume that this game is a PC game.

[rougethestarking]

@iTarget64 guess again

[luisitojr1992]

@iTarget64 *FACEPALM* 

[chazwhufc]

JESSICA > WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!

[Sami9489]

yay she is back :)

[faustopego]

@jaguar86 NEVA!!!! >:@

[Murder0redruM]

Naomi = Jessica

[bowdy91]

Jess paved the way for people like Naomi. Jess will always be the best. Simple.

[lolrusx50]

hey naomi nice hair

[JML689]

I miss you jess, i dont really like naomi

[NGGillen]

@JML689 gimp

[darthclash122]

@JML689 well i like naomi so...balls to you

[Jfanclan]

@JML689 Get over yourself you prepubescent nerd.

[Comment0136]

@NIGHT999CROSSING

Naomi never left. This is Strategize. Naomi's on the FIX

[OnTheLine35]

lol at 2:00 i think naomi doesn't like babys

[Zmir]

naomi IS jessica. just with a wig and a fake mole ;)

[aloneroneify]

Dont worry Jess, I still like you more :D

[Calonable]

Man, if that's what people consider "old" these days, I can sense a lot of viewers dying alone.

[dunfers123]

does the ps3 have a region lock on it because its not selling in the uk

[DocRictofen]

they changed the thumbnail to jess to get more views....

[TheMRGENERALgamer]

jess is back wait what wrong with her is she getting old

[SulfurousReview2]

i like this video because of Jess not the game... that was the most terrifying bosses battle ever! i dont like it...

Jess FTW... Naomi number two...

[jake834]

lol the differences i find with he videos that Jessica does and the videos that Naomi do is that on Jessica's videos people talk about how hot she is and on Naomi's vids people actually talk about the games.... Jessica is hotter though

[MW2Crank]

@jaguar86 Youd still fuck Jess so stop the bullshit ;)

[ElectronicoReload]

woo, jess chobot, i fucking hate the other girl

[45232156]

this game is fucking stupid

[45232156]

this game is fuvking stupid

[brianbot123]

@45232156 when is writing "fuvking" smart? i think this game has more I.Q than you.

[45232156]

@brianbot123 I put another comment with fixed spelling but I guess it didnt show up and this game is fucking stupid.

[vEuropeanLingelding]

@jaguar86 Are you sirious? Jess > Naomi

[alondate]

jessica chobot

[MrMattyg143]

@jaguar86 no one cares, they both have different jobs

[finalfantasycloud72]

Is this whole game nothing but climbing blocks?!

[jackaofdp]

Is the game fun to play?

Or is just the story adictive?

Glad to see Jessica again :)

[DJFMBEN]

Jessica and Naomi are both beautiful and entertaining to watch/hear , as long as I get them on my weekly update and not that other dude I'm fine.

[TVrandomTV]

@jaguar86 No I Believe That Jess And Naomi Are Equally Good IGN Strategizers. Jess = Naomi

[Jatsun95]

thumbs up if you only clicked this because of jess !

[willylejardinier66]

@Jatsun95 same here :D

[adamvandyke2]

I'm confused, I thought Jess changed to g4.

[geekdeclosset]

WHY SO SERIOUS?

[TheMightyKawama]

This looks mental, can't wait for a UK release date

[zaneoninternet]

CHOBOT IS BACK, fuck naomi.

[taintedtapper]

I expected jess jokes seeing a help guide on a half-dating game. Them perverts.... -_-

[joaovictor1994]

1:35 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AN ASS????

[KoujiKabuto]

@joaovictor1994 Worse. An ass with a tongue, a pair of eyes and sharp fangs....

[joaovictor1994]

@KoujiKabuto BULLSHIT

lol

[RisingMoonX]

@joaovictor1994 Yup, AND IT WANTS TO LICK YOU

[joaovictor1994]

@RisingMoonX Oh fuck, shit just got serious!!

[thealmightydood]

@joaovictor1994 Yes it is. Nasty ain't it?

[Rodnidge]

I know everyone will forget about this game in a week

[EspoGTR]

.....so sexy......