Fakesagan vs. Fruitcake!

[DanMichaelSoul]

fakey is such a moron

[MakkaPakka666]

is fakesagan the voice of butthead?

[rere989375]

is it just me or does fake sagan have a serious horselike face

[xfather0Blivionx]

Yes he does, just like me.

[Relativisticism]

It's a donkey face actually...

[Diamondsays100]

@rere989375

more like a donkey

[AimiriZ]

came back to watch this video cause of the fakesagan impression

[SeagullPuncher]

You did the fake sagan accent awesome.

[GrowthSpiral]

what a doubebag fakesagan is he disabled his videos

[viperdriverwannabe]

wow this is lame.... put some entertainment in

[DomWrath]

yea, they all sorta are. in different ways of course.

it all depends on what kinda drama queen poser you personally like

[phvalue323]

He looks like he loves them cigs. Mmmm tobacco.

[ladyboyloadsdotcom]

Whos the fruity attention whore, that would be you

[necrosvrg]

completely unrelated but how many cigaretts did you go through while filming this? i count 2 but there must be outakes right?

[divinejudge1]

wow 25, you seem so much older. In mind but also in appearance.

[dackjaniels555]

Great video, I loved this, Really funny stuff.

[m0s1ah]

haha thats a great impression of him.

[Blindastronomer]

Agreed, you floored me - bravo!

[brokennarcissist]

Jeff Smith can great a hater with open arms. Always love it when the sophist isn't in on the joke.

[pinkfloydfan111]

lolol great imitation

[theracemixer]

the guy is a retard

[berrypievision]

Okay sweetie pie.

[boredgurl24]

You're from Mpls?! I was watching this vid and I liked you right away and then the fact that you're from Mpls just affirms that initial intuition :).

[berrypievision]

No...I have no idea who you are?

[nicanicabad]

It's much warmer here than say NY but it feels twice as cold--wet cold--to the bone cold.

[nicanicabad]

It was a premature ejaculation!-1/2 mm and that's it.

No snow in Finland??!?!!? Damn. Fins are geniuses-for understanding Finnish lol!

[NetherCollapse]

a6, I use this account for favoriting vids. Show me a way to send a pic through comments and I will.

[neveruse513]

I could get used to this...

[CkaManelli]

Oh the youtube drama!

[exDeathex]

Hahahahaha man I love Azrienoch's responses to people on the JeffSmithLuedke chan. Awesome!

[healthyaddict]

"That first time that we met" - you make it sound like the beginning of a love story. xD

[matereymate]

man that pussy always deletes comments and blocks people, yeah yeah his channel but that is cowardly he cant take the heat?

and now disabling,..look w/e

[eternalundylnglove]

that's an amazing OshunAvani accent you got going there, theAmazingBoob!

you sound exactly like her!

[VoicesintheHead]

You really think we don't remember the "websnarf" video? Man, there's some veterans here.

[thebuzzed1]

i love all that fake laughter in this vid as if it was the first time you saw 'sagan's vid. great acting for someone who claims to be a writer.

[spayce99]

Shit, I remember the websnarf debacle.

Fuck, I subbed to hardcase.

[d4dan]

"I like your necklace too with the th..balls and er." haha

[eternalundylnglove]

let me get this straight berry,

nicanica responds to a person that dropped her docs and you intervene by dropping her docs and calling her obsessive?

as far as i can see, you're the one following her around obsessing about calling her obsessive. so stop obsessing about obsessive behavior or i'll have to obsess over your obsessing over obsessive behavior.

[berrypievision]

[

nicanica responds to a person that dropped her docs and you intervene by dropping her docs and calling her obsessive?

]

Tiradefaction leaked personal information? Hahahahahaha! Seriously, how do you creeps weave this stuff up?

[berrypievision]

[

as far as i can see, you're the one following her around obsessing]

Uh, she goes and takes the bait of someone testing to see if she is obsessive, and then asks me to come in because this could be fun proves I'm obsessive? I haven't talked with her in quite awhile, she is the one who post on any video with the words fake and sagan. I guess you guys have no idea what obsessive means.

[eternalundylnglove]

stop posting obsessive compulsive comments.

breath deep and let your hate go cherrypie.

breath deep and try not to compulsively reply.

relax. stop your obsession now before it's too late.

you're an obsessive hater. it's ok

try to control it

[berrypievision]

[stop posting obsessive compulsive comments.]

Ding Dong, here comes a lession in poor trolling 101. Simply reflect what someone says in a robotic fashion hoping to have burned or "owned" them, which is usually a sign of deep insecurity or obsession. Haha.

I love you guys. :) I mean, without you, I'd just deal with rightist, corporatist, liberals and Hindus.

[eternalundylnglove]

calling someone insecure and obsessed when you're confronted with the truth is just a sign of denial of your obsessive compulsive insecurity.

stop obsessing.

it's only making you more insecure

[berrypievision]

Lul wat?

[berrypievision]

Also, apparently calling someone obsessive also makes you obsessive. I think they have a term for that...I just can't remember it.

Please, she is a compulsively obsessed nicotine bitch.

[eternalundylnglove]

you're obsessing now cherrypie.

stop this obsessing.

stop posting 10 obsessive comments as a reply.

please limit your obsessive replies to one obsessive reply per comment.

i await your obsessed reply within a few obsessed seconds

[berrypievision]

I love cherry pie. And lemon pie. But I was eating a berry pie bar when making this youtube name, hence the strange user name.

[StevenErnest]

1. Is it my imagination, or when you do the non-widescreen format, you look squished together? (I mean more than usual ;)

2. You and Fakesagan going at it is like an alternate world debate between Obama and Bush.

3. Whenever someone, such as Fakes, refers to "that thing in your nose," they show just how Old School and Conservative they are. Whereas old geezers like me, keep such thoughts to ourself, so as to appear "hip" and "postmodern."

4. Heheh. ^_^

[nicanicabad]

still smilling ;'D

[frigginyates]

You're really only 25? I would of guessed early 30s at least...

[moronicnotions]

How can you hate Apple!?

[nicanicabad]

First and last warning.

Screenshot taken.

[berrypievision]

Hehe :) Okay Nicotine.

[berrypievision]

Okay Nicotine teeth, I won't use your name anymore, hehe. I'm a decent person after all.

[turboskanker]

after watching this and then watching fakesagan's newly posted two-part reply to it, he strikes me as quite amazingly infantile for someone so well-worded when he wants to be. i thought about posting this under his video, but realized i didn't want to give an obvious attention whore what they want. people are strange creatures. and on one last note, why is he hung up on something so pointless as how you look? what are we, 3?

[nicanicabad]

Please remove the name dropping comment by berrypievision above. Thank You.

[Napalm66]

I'd wager this ordeal has less to do with subs than it does egos.

[kingbrandor]

Minneapolis , the band Impaler is from there lol

[TiradeFaction]

Interesting impression of FS to say the least :P.

[nicanicabad]

GEE aren't YOU obcessed with fakesagan, Fagtion? Here's a comment plus your entire channel appears to be fagan cock sucking abundanza. So why write that on my channel hmm?? I'm not obcessed. I love comedy. HE is comedy.

[TiradeFaction]

See Nica, you prove my point exactly. Despite me leaving a vague positive comment towards this video (for which many people have seen), you still try to attack me. You become obsessed with anyone who attacks your expoused "convictoins" or whatever you may call them. You have fulfilled my curiosity, so I'm done with you.

By the way, can't you do better than the typical childish homophobic comments like "Fag'?

[nicanicabad]

"for which many people have seen"-wtf? ?

Vague indeed!

What do you mean "'stil' try to attack me'"

My comment is not an attack. You dropping my docs and posting on my channel was.

How can I 'stil' do something I've not ever done?

and lol @ someone using the word fag being homophobic! hahaaha!

[TiradeFaction]

*sigh*

[nicanicabad]

*snore*

[TiradeFaction]

: D

[nicanicabad]

srsly-it's nearly 3 here-it's like a day past my bedtime. It's 'cause it's snowing and it's beautiful.

[ghostofperdition2188]

I deleted my video. The more I thought about it the more I realized that A) it didn't matter how VH saw this argument and B) When I stop comparing your older work to your newer work and let each video stand on it's own merits the more I see that the quality of the videos stays the same throughout, only the superficial aspects change. A good example is your parody of FakeSagan, which was comedic gold on the same level as your older comedic works such as Your Face Sucks. So there ya go.

[justanotherhacker]

And NOW considering your "he's never right, so if you have [fakesagan] on your side, it's time to do some serious re-evaluation of your position", do feel any self-pwnage coming your way? :) (Hint, it was in the title.)

[SomeBSUTubeName]

I ate a bug once

[Cadwaladr]

I love you, Jeff.

[dackjaniels555]

ROFL your sagan impersonation is EPIC lmao!

I do laugh at fakesagan in his regular vids, i cant help it, but your impersination is like you become him and you emulate his dry personality perfectly! hahaha!

[vclamp]

could an atheist play devil's advocate and still be called an atheist? That would be Self-pwnage FTW... & FTL too.

Well, I arrived late and missed the appetizers. :/

[DarwinsHamster]

You are fucking awesome. You've really blossomed on YouTube. Do you have some suggestions on how can I develop a personality?

[ShakespearesFool]

Stop watching videos on youtube and go out and speak to real people?

[Shorteus]

I remember the web snarf video!

[iamcoolalot]

man. you totally pwnd his ass.

great video.

[marshallbs]

You ever notice how long it takes fakey to say anything? Its like he has to insert those annoying nasal groans between every word to make it look like hes digging deep into the recesses of his mind for some nugget of intelligence. Its like his brain is constipated and has to pass a turd. Just spit it the fuck out!

All his recent "pwnage" videos have been colossal fails. I feel kind of embarrassed for him now.

[iamcoolalot]

well said, my friend.

[sallyjones22]

you want fakesagans nuts, nigga. thats cute

[brouhajoe]

Ahhhhh......god that's good stuff.

[bcj999]

I most definitely remember the websnarf video. I had no idea it was you who did all the editng work. NIce work..

[Fendermrr]

that impression was too funny

[VirtuousPornographer]

goddamned motherfucker that was a good impression.

[azrienoch]

Not sure, haven't been down near Chicago in a while.

[VirtualHolocaust]

grow a sack and respond on the same channel pussy

[azrienoch]

FS explicitly stated he was really responding to a video posted to this channel. Plus, it's either this channel or no response at all. Deal with it.

[quarkschiz]

Lose some weight you fat sycophantic douche.

[foe1one]

Internet tough guy is tough.

[NetherCollapse]

I remember when those 2 girls went around showing pics of ViritualHolocaust asking people if they'd fuck him. As I recall, almost every single person said no, I got a laugh out of that.

[hursty810]

His voice annoys me. He reminds me of a speak and spell from the 80's.

[jaysonw74]

Haahaaa I like the finger!!!

[CelphaFiael]

That websnarf video was the craziest thing I've seen.

[lollygager3664]

Websnarf. That was really back in the day.

That was prime ASU drama.

Seems like a decade ago.

[InfectedDaemon]

Oh Az. I would have responded to the statement "don't you think it's a little bit of Hyperbole" - from Fakesagan by saying: "No, you see, your wrong again! It's not hyperbole. In a strange way you can bend the realm of probability to your misfavor and be absolutely wrong ALL the time, even in spite of yourself. This to the point that if you read the laws of physics out loud, they would inadvertedly change to contradict you!"

[InReasonWeTrust]

awesome

[elitemathlete]

People in Seattle are cool. I guess fakesagan just is a bitter loser.

For the record, Fakesagan's girlfriend's fake salon dreads encrusted with plastic beads and hot topic trinkets looks a little less 'orgninary' then a nose ring.

If I was a conservative colorless douchebag like fakesagan, that would annoy me more, but then he's just trying to troll. What a lame troll he is.

[elitemathlete]

fakesagan's lame ass 'pwnage' you're responding to was the funniest thing Ive ever seen on youtube. A cavalcade of butthurdedness!

His videos were:

"you look funny, how do you go out of the house with facial piercings and a hat with a small brim?"

"you're serious video was serious"

and my favorite, from the 32 year old who just discovered anarchism:

"Arent you a little old to believe in humanism? I mean I was into that when I was a 14 year old".

[novanine]

Aww, you went easy on him.

[jenzatron]

Oh my god. You're 25? You make me feel so fucking old.

[WarOnTrolling]

How is that WAR ON TROLLS going fakey ?

[Rahab111222]

You weren't against organized atheist movements, you were in the 'Individual Atheist Movement' IAM. The one that wanted to counter the ASU, which was basically the same thing.

...and your nervous jittery transparent laughter is always adorable.

[jeffsmithluedke]

The IAM thing came about six months after that video. You can find me talking about it and about a lot of the dangers of certain approaches to a website like that beginning with a video I made called, "Renouncing Atheism," and the following series discussing group dynamics.

[justanotherhacker]

Oh please, you unashamedly pander to the sensibilities of THIS crowd.

...As if you'd really give a damn about the "dangers of certain approaches to a website" or "group dynamics".

[mrKuba07]

lol! AZ FTW.

fake blocked me for saying how just horribly off he was in the video.

I, too, just got the title when I was watching your vid. I remembered though that you made a video TO richard dawkins arguing against him, so it still doesn't really make much sense...

[minomeshank]

him saying the "troll thing" is belated is so fucking lame it is just pathetic.

should we also burn books that are over 3 days old?

the name fakesagan is too long. fake is fitting... sagan isn't...

i shall now be referring to him as fagan.

which is funny as it is & coincidentally includes the word "fag"... which i like.

[ianhoppe]

furthermore, having read the comments on his video, i would like to add that you were very accurate in your video "faceless..." when you said that those who make interactive videos "face to face" ,as it were, of themselves are superior to those who use text.

this is a perfect example of such. we are all of your "minions" clamoring on the hillside and watching the titans do battle at its peak. shouting degrading comments by impersonal means

your the shit man.

keep it up.

[Jonase123]

Fakesagan is the coolest, but azrienoch is cuter. Lets call it a draw.

[PursuitOfReality]

I was baffled by FS' title.

[PursuitOfReality]

lol, and I got blocked for calling his video weak.

[ianhoppe]

i agree. i watched his entire video and was wondering what the hell he was talking about.

i've been a subscriber for several months now and cant remember you ever mentioning atheism except in a response of some kind on our other channel. even then you tread very lightly.

most of the video were personal attacks on your style etc. ad hominem bullshit.

[nicanicabad]

trade offer-

fossils for one ball necklace-if it's steel.

I can provide pics

[pyrrho314]

god knows if you have lots of subscribers you are doing something right, like Solja Boy, or Bill O'Reilly if he had a channel. bleh

[cehbeach]

I would actually like to try an experiment and suspend subscriber counts. If you think people are screaming about their so called freedom of speech rights now, if that happened you could probably hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the dark side of the Moon. 'bleh', indeed.

[nicanicabad]

I can tell you EGGSactly who'd be butthurt and who wouldn't.

[LeafInTheStream]

I don't understand the Richard Dawkins reference. Is he unaware of your "An Open Letter To Richard Dawkins" video?

I'm still not able to view that video, BTW.

[CitizenWorm]

<333 what can I say "giggle, giggle."

[nicanicabad]

Overkill hahaha! Sagan is holding his chin for sure!

I remember.

Learn. They never will give credit. They streal credit, subs, attention.

Even your smile pwns him. Now I'm smiling.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I remember the WebSnarf video! I loved it!

[jeffsmithluedke]

You see? Everyone calls it the WebSnarf video. Goddamn it.

;)

[pyrrho314]

I remember it well too, but as far as I remember you had nothing to do with it.

[jonleflar]

"I like you're uhh... I like you're uhh... necklace too.... with the balls..."

He has such a creepy voice.

[nicanicabad]

He's talking up his ass-it echoes and is full of shit.

[CousinoMacul]

I remember the atheist conspiracy video! :-)

Hey motherfuckers! LOL!!!!

[NapalmXD]

Do you still work with ChaCha?

[jeffsmithluedke]

nope, I was fired for starting a strike.

[NapalmXD]

HAHA! sorry but that will teach you to mess with the system! NO ONE FUCKS THE SYSTEM!

and don't forget to ask ChaCha how much piss can a person drink with out dieing at 242242!