George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy "Pet Sex" [1997]

[earthless1990]

8:15 poor cat xD

[tangnatalaga]

I like the way he put things in a different perspective which result in a funny consequence. I remember one time when a boss asked me if I wanted night shift or days shift, I replied I like night shift that way I wont have to wake up in the morning, he got a laugh out of that, but I was not trying to be funny I really meant it because I am not a morning person. I have always been amazed with why some things are funny with certain type of people and to me it is not.

[Jedi862001]

.....and Verne could care less! Ha!

[SamirEscoto]

This is one of the funniest bits of all George Carlin comedy He was a master of comedy. The Yoda of Comedy. And that means there are four morons who think they know someone who is funnier than this man. RIP George Carlin

[keetongeer]

Continuing on the "40 year" theme, enjoy "40 years in 3 minutes" as posted.

[onlywhenprovoked]

This seems the appropriate video to mention...

I named my dog after this man.

[drkmtl38]

LMAO...how did i miss the airing of this on tv???? I cant believe the pics of Moe and Vern at the end...hilarious! Did NOT see it coming!

[CycoYoshi]

Ya know, I bet he is either in heaven pissing off God, or in Hell making Satan laugh.

[happybuddyperson]

LOL HE EVEN fuckin had pictures of his cat getting cornholed by his dog

[ShortFingeredShreder]

4:54 holy shit, did he just laugh at his own joke?! That had to be a first

[ProRanting]

Alot of times Comedians make you smile, but when Carlin said "Male Cat" in the joke I just cracked up really loud.

[Sykos1s20]

.........cuter than a dick.

[kfijatass]

Lol the kitten seriously looks like "ah fuck the world I don't care" :D

[yzia2009]

You are purchasing a small tragedy :)

classic !!!!

[TashaRichardsonFan]

*Cute as a dick* LOL

[OfAllOblivion]

"I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home until you get kicked out when you're too young. Then you go to work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating....and you finish off as an orgasm."

-George Carlin

[DarkShaDowHooD]

''Did you ever fuck someone while they were reading a comic book'' wtf lol class

[Annelvine]

im mad that i was petting my dog while watching this

[k5lta]

hey i was too lol

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

Wow. So Vern has no balls, no dick, and he gets raped by Moe the Maltese. Next time I'm having a bad day I'll just think about Vern.

[KorAnos1]

Whatever he said regarding religion, George is surely in Heaven; making lots of souls laugh, making God's day easier, and pissing off lots of angels.

[rtljmc]

@KorAnos1 no hes not your a dick no god no way!

[shivercanada]

HAHA those pics at the end with that music was priceless!! OMG Yes right better with age, he'll be missed.

[inkey2]

Carlin; one of the few that just kept getting better with age......like Jack Nickolson

[pro404]

don't you mean jack daniels?

[chihaia1992]

He was a genius and will always be the best comedian of mankind. May he rest in peace.

[tylercrazy46]

Amen! Rest in Peace, Mr. Carlin, you were a true comedian and an inspiration to all comedians forever!

[VegitoVai90]

The only person that rivals Carlin is Pryor. I don't know who is better, but I suppose their styles are totally different anyway.

[RenegadeOfFunk00]

Lesson learned. Don't eat soup while listening to George Carlin.

[DobermansRock]

Or drink beer

[InvaderTigerstar]

or rice krispies.

will never get them out of my keyboard.

[graaar]

Or coffee with light pants. I had to explain to people that "no, my vagina did not take a shit." Thanks, George.

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

"just put one word on it... PEACE"

LMAO

JAJAJAJAJA

[KlaxTheUnholy]

This video makes ya think doesn't it?....maybe not...

[amp88out]

pour vern:[

[2degucitas]

Maybe not. He went gay (and a bottom one at that) out of necessity. It's the one thing he has left to "do".

[Chantzehao]

Wow, I thought he was just making that up....

[Link504]

AkBeringer7, you seem to be outnumbered on this. If you don't think he's funny, fine. Just don't say anything, and you won't get any enemies. I, personally, like Jon Stewart more than Steve Colbert, but that's because I think so. Doesn't mean anything. And it shouldn't. So, keep your negative comments to yourself, we don't want to hear them. Because we don't really care!

Anyway, I love this guy! He's my new favorite! May he rest in peace...

[GonzoDr78]

@Link504 hey if it wasn't for negative comments then your comment would not have been made. Thank morons for keeping us aware of the truth. Take everything they say and reverse it, or just stick it back up their asses.

[LadyeXo]

My cat and dogs do that...

[qazqashire]

the cat looks so bored

[LadyeXo]

He really does

[AkBeringer7]

well carlin didnt lie now did he? :)

[rickyodom]

great.thanks for that.

[julianaugustoisrael]

Vern is a Hero!!!

[Tyrt8]

I want a X-mas card with them on the front... lol

[alotofcheese76]

Lol

this was hilarious

i almost coked on my momiji cake thingy.

[youkid1991]

thats kind of what happened to you, but still love you comedy.

[freddy9988]

this is funny and rip george rip

[ohmygod600]

"hes cutter than a dick" lmao