if it was the last day of the world i would jump off a plain into a foriegn jungle and play safari wit little tiny frogs jk i would fucking say shit and fall asleep hehe
You're so trusting with that mail! Aren't you ever afraid that some anthax or shit will be in it? Maybe a dead body? *Now I know what I'm sending you*
My favorite dildo is my toy -- SHIT I MEAN MY FAVORITE TOY IS MY DILDO! I MEAN CAR! I MEAN PROFESSOR! GAH FUCK IT!
@thebabygirls101 why does everyone say he's gay? if he says hes not gay, hes not gay. Even if he was lying. (im sure hes not) If he is so what. Calling him gay isnt going to do anything
@97TheWatcher Bongs are legit weed is the shit sniff is ok but to expensive for something that doesn't last that long ( if you mean sniff as in coke ) Meth is A better high than coke.
Jenna marbles!
santina7775 10 hours ago
You should give me some tips for my vids, lol, I posted 2, but that's just me nd my cuzin being ideots xD
missmuzicrocks12 13 hours ago
2:54 The transcribed captions actually put fucking xD
Sasuke15201 14 hours ago
jenna marbles
Ayakira 1 day ago
aunt hilda rocks
MrCharizard1992 1 day ago
ag
tennie999 1 day ago
Where did you get the fake piercings from?
ladiehl34 2 days ago
@ladiehl34 A fan sent them. >,<
StfuWanka 1 day ago
Where did you get the fake pierecing's.
ladiehl34 2 days ago
Does he realize that we can just pause the video when he showed us? xD
22BOOBUG22 2 days ago
Tell lauren that she's pretty :)
I myself weigh about 200 pounds
RockabillyBoyful 2 days ago
the song is "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
samnsamluvporn 2 days ago
you should do nicki minaj video stupid hoe coool ill sbscribe and like
CecemaniTV 2 days ago
Shane (;
crdcookie 2 days ago
DILDOES
girl34able 3 days ago
Fav not tv
BloodyBunnyBotdf 3 days ago
My best friend is my TV toy if uk what I'm saying ;)))
BloodyBunnyBotdf 3 days ago
Oops did not mean that one My fav toy is my phone and I know who u r gonna be its I'll give u a hint it starts with a Jenna m
muchluckbug 3 days ago
Shekels
muchluckbug 3 days ago
so many people will sat your mom i think playomg with chocalate is so awsomer !!!!!!!!!!
neldesi98 4 days ago
you should a mail vlog
BrisBeauty724 4 days ago
I guess my favorite toy is my Xbox 360.
ozzychick167 4 days ago
such a dawsonwhore :D:D:D:D
emiiilialou 4 days ago
my bongs ^-^
xFunSiz3dx 4 days ago in playlist Hanging With Shane
Charlie is so cute :3
StfuWanka 4 days ago
was that a burp?
PONIES13ish 4 days ago
my favorite toy is my dick ........JK my ipod i guess
joseramirezz2247 4 days ago
boobs
RaysOneAndOnlyGurl 5 days ago
Dildose
MsMunchkin15 6 days ago
Lol Jenna marbles
franmusic413 6 days ago
Well my neibors is a BOB ( battery operated boyfriend)
Herrythecoolcat 6 days ago
Hi
LaZzYSoLdIeR 6 days ago
So what your saying is u play with your mam
LaZzYSoLdIeR 6 days ago
a dildo.
jamie7011 6 days ago
Jenna Marbles!!! ^_^
MoroseGirl 6 days ago
I LOVE HOW U ALWAYS GO TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT SHANE!!! I WONT SAY WAT IT IS CUZ I DON WAN U TA GIT STALKED (anymore than usual ;D)
AchocolateraverA 6 days ago
oh.....you know......;) Haha!(:
hotkagome60 6 days ago
lol bubbles9225
LpsDreaminProduction 1 week ago
my boyfriend
bubbles9225 1 week ago
My boyfriends body
LuverShaneDawson101 1 week ago
I LOVE HIS DOGS!
allylovedance 1 week ago 4
ipod all the way
13Solana 1 week ago
my penis. I play with it 7-10 times a day :P
AaA46486 1 week ago
Xbox :P
Decosback 1 week ago
My iPod and Xbox
samzmorgan64 1 week ago
my favorite toy is hmm let me think fake feet ? Duhh :)
jordyne123 1 week ago
PRESS 5 DAAWWWWW CUTTEEEE
lucialoly 1 week ago
@AmbiiBambii11 omg you actually went there... :0
ChocolateMadness5000 1 week ago
My iPod
Mrfuny0 1 week ago
My xbox
VictoriaPaigeFox85 1 week ago
My favorite toy...A dildo;)
AmbiiBambii11 1 week ago
my phone all the way
cosplayers1012 1 week ago
your mom
jaklemaan 1 week ago
My toy is my phone
wildboy148 1 week ago
my favorite toy... my phone? my laptop? i dunno, i don't really... oh i know! my dolls! yes, i'm 15, and i play with dolls!
marshmellowsunite 1 week ago
did he burp at the end???
waterdude125 1 week ago
that was JENNA MARBLES ! HAHAHAHAHA .!
143SERV 1 week ago
Mine is my ipod if thats a toy:)
ValleyMay 1 week ago
lmfao "no you cannot sex with my gift...little bitch."
elizabeththeshortone 1 week ago
i have the same jacket as her, just in tan :)
SarahTheUnicorn345 1 week ago
Hmmm.....favorite toy??? My little ponies?-.0 does that take points off if you don't have one??? Lol(;
LailaBerries 1 week ago
my laptop Makubex.....XD
watanukismine 1 week ago
faze fakie
trickziez 1 week ago
JENNAMARBLES OMFG <3
manpursez 1 week ago
Like this if you paused the screen to see the sneak peak
Aceifyable 1 week ago
pause at 1:32 and that's what your mom looks like.
dombombu 1 week ago
0:24 what every fat person says
27monkeyify 1 week ago
YouTube :D Without it I wouldn't have my daily Shane <3 [and Morfar]
NarwhalVampire 1 week ago
Jenna Marbles and i dident even stop it
cuteandsweet11 1 week ago 32
my fav toy is the computer
katelyn1321 1 week ago
you shane you are my favorite toy
ravenrozamax101 1 week ago
My helicopter
NCIS987 1 week ago
Jennamarbles !!!!!!!!!!!
12345mzcutiepie 2 weeks ago
i hate mondays but when i watch your vidieos on monday or any day its brightens up my day
kitkatrocks44 2 weeks ago
so what is your favorite toy to ' play ' with ha ha ha ha ha mine is a chinese yoyo
kitkatrocks44 2 weeks ago
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my mom she likes to sleep in her soup and than speand money on me! yea!
lovelykiller411 2 weeks ago
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my mom she likes to sleep in her soup and than speand money on me! yea!
lovelykiller411 2 weeks ago
my mom she likes to sleep in her soup and than speand money on me! yea!
lovelykiller411 2 weeks ago
my friends finger! JK. maybe my IMAGINATION!!
lovelykiller411 2 weeks ago
My favorite toy is my soccer ball. Soccers my life.
theanarchist1113 2 weeks ago
my favorite toy is my finger... JK! .... >_> no but seriously my phone probably.. or my 360...
taylorlautner8990 2 weeks ago
dildos
BlackopsWiiGaming 2 weeks ago
My iPod though
peaceout19991 2 weeks ago
1:00 Schvitzing means "sweating" in Yiddish
MrMTV100 2 weeks ago
Barbies :)
4everloveShaneDawson 2 weeks ago
my monster high dolls
NicoleDD73 2 weeks ago
dildos
roxannhotspot24242 2 weeks ago
My favorite toy is you,Shane.
okamikaminari496 2 weeks ago
I favorite toy.....is the computer!!!
1joshramsayfan 2 weeks ago
Shane, you're lips are chapped. I should lick them for you.
cupcaiikequeen 2 weeks ago
Mi favorite toy is mi mustache glasses
ChickenBooBooKinz 2 weeks ago
My iPod
AlienForLife18 2 weeks ago
if it was the last day of the world i would jump off a plain into a foriegn jungle and play safari wit little tiny frogs jk i would fucking say shit and fall asleep hehe
MrIlovemacncheese 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from shane
my favorite toy is my trojan vibrator ;)
StrokeTheFurryWall54 2 weeks ago
Ahhhhh! JennaMarbles!!!!!
SHANE I FUCKIN LOVE YOU.
LittleSquareFilms 2 weeks ago
You're so trusting with that mail! Aren't you ever afraid that some anthax or shit will be in it? Maybe a dead body? *Now I know what I'm sending you*
My favorite dildo is my toy -- SHIT I MEAN MY FAVORITE TOY IS MY DILDO! I MEAN CAR! I MEAN PROFESSOR! GAH FUCK IT!
dreamspire91 2 weeks ago 39
@dreamspire91 They scan mail stupid.
AveryWarenskiTV 1 week ago
JENNA MARBLES <3
InLoveWithCTFxC 2 weeks ago
5:08 LOL the dogs like FML
kinodernoobtube 2 weeks ago
the big ones
alexshadow20 2 weeks ago
My favorite toy is my computer.
kittylovespie1 2 weeks ago
your mom :)
knkiller1 2 weeks ago
DAMN LAUREN. PACKING ON THE POUNDS, ARE WE?
No jk. I love you.
TheTruthTaylor 2 weeks ago
Jenna Marbles!
limegreensox1 2 weeks ago
My favorite toy is you.
TheMidnightspartan 2 weeks ago
haha i freaking love your mom
russpy01 2 weeks ago
My fav toy is my laptop because I can watch shane one it :D
gillygoober1397 2 weeks ago
The electric chair was invented by a dentist...
thepuppetmagician 2 weeks ago
you'd look so hot with a lip piercing!
NatalieGreeeen 2 weeks ago
Jenna marbles lol
TheJuicylovers101 2 weeks ago
my fave toy is my ipod its my life oh and my phone
megm98 2 weeks ago
jenna marbles i justine i d k im waiting :D
freddyrocks8 2 weeks ago in playlist hanging with shane
me 2v
freddyrocks8 2 weeks ago in playlist hanging with shane
Hey well if u r gay yay i am but my favorite toy is a dildo really no joke i wish u were my toy
WhiteSkullAirsoft 2 weeks ago
my fave toy is a dildo
MVP24perfection 2 weeks ago
googles subtitles are so funny for this video especially when hes at the gym
TheRecon4 2 weeks ago
I wore those bat wings for HALLOWEEN THEY AREN'T FOR DOGS Dx
SamanthaDragonShield 2 weeks ago
ur mom is soo awesome :)
rockangel9946 2 weeks ago
favourite toy is a longboard
MrLA7X 2 weeks ago
my favorite toy is your mom jk shane mine is probably my flint and steel i like FIRE!!!!!!!!
MrDray97 2 weeks ago
my favorite toy is my kindle fire....you can use it for anything
1 a book
2 a laptop
3 a sandwich
4 a gun
5 a brick
6 a toilet plunger
a sticker collectoin book
a magic portal .......the list goes on :) love you shane!
immabee1999 2 weeks ago
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oohellamandagail 2 weeks ago
is lauren really a jew
DahvieVanitylover4ev 2 weeks ago
are you and lauren dating, because it seems like you are. shes in a lot of your videos
Sydibabe 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from shane
my right hand is my favorite toy
SaraAndLilli 2 weeks ago 29
my fav toy is my fingers... you can do so much with lol jk
TriciaMarie96 2 weeks ago
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haha shane u crack me up i love you and yo moms lip ring and my fav toy to play with is male celebs i cant have
Lilmary29yo 2 weeks ago
shane ur awesome and idk what the comments underneath this one are,,.
i'd say my fave toy would be my iphone... if that counts. i take it everywhere.
NikkiMariesPenguins 2 weeks ago
Instantly when she Said Whats your Favorite Toy to PLay with, I thought DILDO. Then, I remembered, I dont have a didlo... THEN WHAT IS THISS??? Idek
WhoDoILove65279 2 weeks ago
Fuck you you. Stupid bitch!! No body cares about what you have to say slut! If he gay he gay if he straight he straight so fuck you bitch!!!!
hawklightning834 2 weeks ago
u hang out with girls to much gay boy👫
thebabygirls101 3 weeks ago
@thebabygirls101 why does everyone say he's gay? if he says hes not gay, hes not gay. Even if he was lying. (im sure hes not) If he is so what. Calling him gay isnt going to do anything
LyssaRose1212 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from shane
@LyssaRose1212 someone hacked my youtube i dont think that i love shane
thebabygirls101 2 weeks ago
oh.... its jenna mawbles
ChocolateMustache21 3 weeks ago
...laptop
ChocolateMustache21 3 weeks ago
My favorite toy to play with is my bear named berry. I've had him all my life. :)
Snugglebunny774 3 weeks ago
Shane.
my favorite toy to play is...
da da da daaaaaaahhaaaa..... a purple fuzzy dildo that each time it moves it goes. ' meow. '
- ~ i so want the dildo.. C: ~ -
kickassshayleen 3 weeks ago
My fav toy is a condom
Xxjamie12xX 3 weeks ago
My Fav game is a jb doll cuz my dog HELPS ME RIP HIS HEAD OFF
gummybear1616 3 weeks ago
U are Jenna Marbles FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gummybear1616 3 weeks ago
wats wit yo hair
DEStinyCATER 3 weeks ago
Jenna marbles!! FTW
Gabe8883 3 weeks ago
holey jenna marbles <3
FutureMrsDawson54 3 weeks ago
Dear Shane,
Can you make an ice cream sundae w/ Ur non-dominate hand?!
iSafariGirl 3 weeks ago
my favorite toy is the yo-yo
conorman28 3 weeks ago
shane do the costumes again! if u do dress like miley cyrus and sing 7 things!
329wizzy 3 weeks ago
I love you shane! :)
TheAlex9610 3 weeks ago
Jenna Marbles!!
thereadsetgirl 3 weeks ago
dildots
TiffanyRochelleH 3 weeks ago
She isn't fat! She is skinny lol
Nickgrizzley 3 weeks ago
I thought she was a jew T__T
JonasPedersenTV 3 weeks ago in playlist Flere videoer fra shane
I love how the top comment said shawn instead of shane.
Rolyat45 3 weeks ago 34
My favorite toy is my IMAGINATION......O_o xDD
ILuVNo11 3 weeks ago 13
Mah favorite toy is my iPod and the ask Shane is Jenna marbles
jackiemm1 3 weeks ago
My favorite toy has to be the JB doll cuz I like to draw on it:)
DawsonMrsShane 3 weeks ago
My favorite toy is you Shane :P
emmabee11 3 weeks ago 3
Jenna Marbles!!! :D
toniiithetiger 3 weeks ago
we do the same to my golden charlie :)))
Mrryan637twoo 3 weeks ago
bestiality for the win :)
Mrryan637twoo 3 weeks ago
comments ending with ( then i took an arow to the knee ) :p
MrMeissour 3 weeks ago
My favorite toy is a Bong :D I'm 15 btw not twelve nigga just so ya know.
TheOGWestsideReaper 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from shane
@TheOGWestsideReaper hahahah you joke guy bongs are fucking ill
97TheWatcher 3 weeks ago
@97TheWatcher wait ... I'm a joke, Bongs are a joke or sayin a bong is a toy is a joke ? I'm confused as a confused guy being confused about shit.
TheOGWestsideReaper 3 weeks ago
@TheOGWestsideReaper your funny bongs are funny weed is ill sniff is the best
97TheWatcher 3 weeks ago
@97TheWatcher Bongs are legit weed is the shit sniff is ok but to expensive for something that doesn't last that long ( if you mean sniff as in coke ) Meth is A better high than coke.
TheOGWestsideReaper 3 weeks ago
Right said Fred I'm to sexy
DrVen0mie55555555555 3 weeks ago
shane lets get super super serious ok not even joking, Y U NO DATE TE JEW
MrTYMEH 3 weeks ago
Is it just me, or at 6:04 did he master troll face?
HannahPumpedUpKicks 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from shane 2
r u guys Jewish?
hilarycool100 3 weeks ago
My dog. She is also my best friend.
9415901 3 weeks ago
my mini laptopXD
cassiedabest 3 weeks ago
my ipod touch screen
pinkladiesgirl 3 weeks ago
my kindle
MIMI117able 3 weeks ago
laptop
Evanguline93 3 weeks ago
shane works his ass off for us ....THANK YOU SHANE!!!!!
twoshadowkissers89 3 weeks ago 75
mine is a domo
lucasrr620 3 weeks ago
laptop
lilmissrocknroll2 3 weeks ago
My fave vlog so far
megclements 3 weeks ago