FEMALE GHOSTS AREN'T FUNNY

[Zero7evenX]

Thanks for the laugh

I always laugh when I ejaculate

[thramagen]

stop making fun of your need to be funny, its not funny

[TheEpicTroller]

Somthing about her is hott, but I dont know what the fuck it is.. Hmm

[PlatypuSPawn]

@TheEpicTroller I agree...I think its mostly her attitude though, the "since theres so much ground to cover -  I'll not get to any of it!"

[JamesMorlan]

"I don't hate you!" "I'm enjoying myself!" LOL!!

[wachnathan]

LOL nice!!!

[cjmackay01]

Old is good;-)

[coldfire8840]

yayyyyy more g.o.d videos!!!!! :D Also - happy belated birthday :)

[PJDooWop]

I find you quite funny.. and aggravating because you are a spitting image of an ex girlfriend of mine. It's not your fault though, and I promise I'll try and not hold it against you because I find you entertaining

3:01 to 3:12 made me laugh out loud, as well as when you were having that moment with the dog. Your neighbors must have been like WTF

[borstalboy1981]

Christopher Hitchens was right.

[jtgenis]

I liked the jazz, but who was that crazy person in the video? She was mildly amusing.

[McLarenMercedes]

Don't cut your hair.

At least not for some years.

[Bruceelzebubba]

You kids and your music. Quit riding your skateboards on the sidewalk.

Tee!

Yay, Abby!

[spankthamunkey]

LOL, god you're so funny, it hurts. I love you.

[Kni7es]

I didn't laugh much, but I still find you interesting. Stay interesting, you old lady.

[P4tSte]

Lulled the whole time.

[Palmergedd0n]

I never realised that the abbreviation of GhostOfDay is GOD.

[LastDanceSaloon]

Well... I lolled O.o

[CMO999]

I just turned 30 too happy birthday!!!

[Atheistbatman]

funny

[Elvisdogg]

Woof!

[alexia2099]

you're wrong~every kind of angry is funny,hilarious actually

be healthy,enjoy the ride!

[theJamesWilliams]

I like your hair . But I know you wont care...

[DukeNavarre]

Your unblinking rage makes me smile. Kudos, old lady!

[ghostofdayinperson]

@GrudgyDiablo no one was there except the male ghosts who pretended not to laugh.

[warmics]

Poor pup :( he looks put down.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@warmics I take good care of him-- his owner is a douche bag.

[thedayitriedtodie]

@ghostofdayinperson

u dig non-american cock?

[tryne83]

I think you made doggy feel bad... XD

[l337pwnage]

/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

and on a side note:

Dog, "I'm not sure if that fence is strong enough to protect me! "

[ChuckyJesus666]

You are funny...just be your wonderful self, Ghost!

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

lol, this is.....different. :)

You still haven't accepted my friend request G.o.D. :(

[Brained05]

That poor dog looked so confused.

[UTubeBrowzer]

My babies. You have them. PLZ DUE!

[WelcomeOniveraProd]

Retarded teens, wanking twenties, dirty thirties, and what ever else seems happy.

INSANITY, is a beautiful thing when it's not of the pathetic or religious kind...

And I'm laughing just a tiny bit... XD

[superdave0002]

So how old are you? ........oops I forgot the 11th comandment......don't ask girls their age.

[FredR023]

1:52 - You won as soon as you were born <3

[Ujikaweapon1]

30!? You look like you're 24!

[TuplaPekka]

I´ve never laughed at your videos...

but DAMN your a great artist! not ass kissing.. you still suck!

[matchu4444]

Awww the dog just wants to be loved.....

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

Yay! G.O.D. is back and she's gonna rock my world!

;-)

[glynos]

You remind me of Sarah.

[healthyaddict]

I <3 you g.o.d!

[ghostofdayinperson]

@healthyaddict Hey you -- give a holler whenever you need to. Unlike Yahweh, I have Skype ;) 

[thedayitriedtodie]

@ghostofdayinperson

flagged for animal abuse.

how dare u humiliate that dog!

[healthyaddict]

<3<3<3<3<3

[InfectedDaemon]

Awww, poor puppy. He looks so afraid.

[DickensianDreams]

It's good to have you back. ^_^

[liesandtricks]

lol @ the walking on the street part

happy birthday

uhm...your not old your hot (couldn't think of anything better dammit >.<)

[spiritualbully]

+1 for exposing the long forgotten and ignored fact! All and only female comedians are lesbians

[crankycactus]

kinda reminded me of pruane

[bobster451]

It has been way to long.

DO NOT EVER MAKE ME WAIT THIS LONG AGAIN TO GET A VIDEO FROM YOU!!!

(Yes, I understand how the caps lock works)

I look forward to your next video.

I have enhanced my laughter after watching this latest installation.

[imjustagirl776]

GOD rocks :o)

[raindog951]

Well you made me laugh.....And I have ingrowing toenails and male pattern baldness!  Woof Woof!!

[fulishproductions]

poor goggy.

[philhellenes]

Growing up is for those without the sense to refuse to do so.

[kybernes23]

your humor is kind of strange , but that is why i am suscribed XD

[DasHortH]

That poor dog..

[paradoarify]

It's Self Defecating Humor.

[yasminevinck]

Your funny G.O.D.!

[Thereminator101]

I don't care that its your birthday...and you cant make me! : )

[etazra78]

I didn't enjoy my 30th birthday, I was like: WTF?? I'm 30, can't be!!

But I guess It's worst to never be 30 years old, know what I mean?

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Good doggie!

[RavenBlaze]

lol the dog is like "why do have such negative energy?"

Oh and happy b-day

[o0Wlodwin0o]

glad to see you making videos again!

happy belated birthday. You look purdy. :)

[IzzyBunneh]

you ARE funny ghostoday! love your videos, they're so different from everything else on youtube <3 xD

[ghostofdayinperson]

@resonancecascade89 Don't make claims you can't prove ~G.O.D. 

[I85PIES]

@ghostofdayinperson

The scene with the mirror. What side of the mirror was it filmed from?

[outlawcarnie]

i love u :D glad to see you back!

[Macrochenia]

Things which are old- Disco music, Donald Trump's hairstyle, creationist arguments.

Things which never get old- sarcastic atheist ghosts!

[AncientAtheist]

i'm laughing, stop yelling at me!

Good to see your old (young) face!

[prabhatpalpal]

okay I laughed at the dog scene!.......love you!!!!!

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

I'm thinking I missed the point a little bit being focused on the "I'm not funny" thing, but srsly, you're one of the only funny females I know either online or IRL, and I wouldn't even have to put female there, I'd just say people.

[Itsrealhands]

Fuck I'm confused. I love Lucy Porter, does this mean she's funny? Does This mean I am?? Doggie.

[ripporter]

You know, the neighbours only got the dog because there was a woman wandering around their homes muttering obscenities into a video camera.

[AuntieDiluvian]

You are gorgeous and funny and more creative than most of the population. Happy Birthday and I love that you came back.

[One4Thought]

Well Happy Birthday! Remember you're only as old as you feel which makes you still about 20 something and makes me about 16..........so yeah.

[HandsupLX]

video of the month!

[Intiom]

Strange: the one morning that ghostofday enters my dreams, is the day that she releases another video, after some YouTube non-activity. This... this means something.

P.S. Lookin' gorgeous btw.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@Intiom Yes! My experimental subconscious teleportation device test run was successful!

[DanMickie]

OK lady it looks like your strugglin so as a top funnyman I'll give some tips about being FuNnY:

1. farts: remember when you showed the dog? play a fart sound over that part, so it look like the dog fartted

2. thats all I can think og

[ghostofdayinperson]

@DanMickie FAIL 

[DanMickie]

@ghostofdayinperson waaaat? Oh I get it, you don't know how to put a fart over your vid. I can make a tutorial if you want.

[stealthbadger]

*HUGS!* Happy birthday to the wonderful awesome and definitely-exciting-you! ^.^

We missed you!

[bungopony]

I like this one. Not sure why, but I'm pretty sure I do. If I didn't find it entertaining, I wouldn't have sat through it all, but I did, so I must have.

[TheTeachingAtheist]

Male ghosts are HALARIOUS.

[skeletonmom]

You are upset about hitting your 30's? Girl, it gets better from here - hello to self confidence, humor, attitude, experience...so you got a few extra pounds, wrinkles...whatever.  People dont like it? Crap on 'em.

Another important note about passing landmark 30: Take care of yourself the best you can. Buy the best for your health and take care of that beautiful hair of yours. Being healthy and happy is beautiful.

This from a soon to be 41 year old (who is striving for 100).

[IamNotTheMoon]

Angry jewish women are smokin' hot.

[zegeck]

G.O.D., and, verily, 'twas clever.

[TheCakeAintNoLie]

i missed you :')

you fonny guy, i kill you last

[kelliko70]

Happy Belated Birthday. I had no idea you were now in your 30's. Seriously. I am 40 now, it's not so bad now that I have accepted it and refused to grow up.

[UnhappyTestTubeBaby]

Ya! Another G.O.D. vid. Happy Birthday Abby! I don't think you could be unfunny if you tried.

[atthetopofmyvoice]

"I think thus far" *chin scratch* "I've said what I needed to say. Thus far."

Indeed.

Welcome to dirty thirty. You will not believe what awaits you just around the corner..

[grungefreak10]

It's interesting, I am a guy and I relate to EVERYTHING you just said.

Hey, if any screenplay I write ever gets its funding, I'd want to get a hold of you for it. What's really funny is that I can't yet decide whether I want it to be comedy or not.

Maybe it will be meant as serious, then because it is so poorly made, it will be marketed as a comedy. Right, Tommy Wiseau?

[corksmusic1]

Congrats GOD - I love being in my 30's - once I got over the initial horror. Love your video, you look great - feel a bit sorry for the dog but, well, he shouldn't have barked at you should he?!

[marsCubed]

I'm glad you aren't yelling at me, I try to be a feminist supporting kind of guy even though I am a guy.

Thanks, it is good to be appreciated, even if the only expression of that is not being yelled at.

It really is so much better than the alternative that it is reward in itself..

peace.

[Cuinnandstuff]

Happy Birthday! I always thought you were 24ish!

[TJay9000]

ageing is all a matter of perspective. looked at in a certain way, you've really only lived about 10% of your life so far (assuming you intend to live to be 300).

[blackwolf1200]

I like this video because it's about things.

[MexxPowers]

Funny video ! Congratulations with your thirtest birthday. :)

[REBMike1]

Welcome to the 30's G.O.D.

[DamnedIntrovert]

I'm pleased to see that you have decided to return to video making.. in your next video you must video yourself giving that poor doggy a bouquet of flowers and a cupcake as you seem to have hurt it's feewings : |

[BeardedBill86]

Happy Birthday, you're crazy, but in a good way.

[rozeboosje]

30, huh? That's a dim and very distant memory to me LOL

Belated congrats.

[logicaust]

I luv self-defecating humour :B

[zarkoff45]

Enough self-deprecation, you need a victim for some other-deprecation.

May I suggest TeaMaster1978:

watch?v=GZjwwcuGdqQ

watch?v=V8clN7Wl8aE

Or TruthfulChristian2 or NephilimFree or Shockofgod?

[MrStripyHead]

i want a goday of my own

[BoundlessEyes]

@MrStripyHead You find one, share with me. =)

[early2it]

I'd forgotten how got your vids are glad to see one again

[SirReptitious]

Aww, you yelled at that poor dog and made him/her feel like they did something bad. Bad GOD! Bad GOD! Yeah, turning 30 sucks. If it makes you feel better, just think of it as practice for turning 40, LOL! (I'm 44 ;-( ) And yes, it's awful when people TRY hard to be funny. Humor is best when people DON'T try and let it occur naturally. Oh, and there ARE some straight female comics that are fantastic. My #1 fave by FAR is the gorgeous and hilarious Lynne Koplitz. I have seen her act 4 times!!!

[goosed1]

I'm waiting for the Crackergate reunion video.

[Cocarat206]

She's back!

[biggregg5]

missed you....glad you are back.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Holy crap in the baptismal! If you're old, then I'm practically Mesozoic! If they ever make another Jurassic Park movie, I'm certain to can get extra work as a raptor, maybe even a speaking role. Pardon me while I go practice my terrifying screech!

[ghostofdayinperson]

@RHYMEMAIDEN1 Pssssst! I don't think I'm old ;)

[matrixrory]

no way are you 30. maybe its just the camera. they say the camera adds 10 pounds i dont know what that is in years.

[FactVsReligion1]

I fucking love the way you edited this :D. 2:53 to 3:01 my favorite bit :) lol perfect timing for the music to cut out at 3:05

[CognosSquare]

That dog just got a fricking reality check.

Could not love you more G.O.D

[oojamaflipper]

congrats on 30 solar laps! woop!

[ProjectPaladin]

That WAS funny... Take that, red-towel-eyebrush-lady...

And belated Happy Birthday, good, to see you're back...

[AssilemakaMelissa]

30 sucked...then I went through some weird stage where I got my boobs done and danced on bars & made all men want me. Then I met THE MAN after I had decided against getting married, I got married. Now I am 40, gonna be a Grandma in November. I am still hot, less cute and I like who I am more..not because I am finished but because I like working on the who instead of the what of myself now. Finally, truly happy. Also, I can be funny...although most times I am the only one laughing.

[secretsareboring]

I'm turning 30 next week... :-/ I won't say I know how you feel. But it SEEMS like I have an idea...

[EQVAY04]

lol this made me laugh well done you just got yourself i subscriber :)

[Uhmu45]

Palju õnne =D I hope its not all the way downhill now :P

[ghostofdayinperson]

@Uhmu45 Not if G.O. Day has anything to do with it!

[toddlusk]

Thirty eh? Congratulations! You have just outgrown your pampies. ;-)

[YoureWrongImRight]

Listen woman !!

I have missed you. I enjoy your videos. Deal with it.

[GiantsFanMan21]

I'm disapointed I thought this video be about female ghosts in Starcraft. Nova is hot!

[Curas1]

I love you

without the jazz..you aren't funny.

the dog is funny

so old woody allen or ah young woody allen I mean

you're not gay right?

[CharBroiled04]

G.O.Day... you're funny. And cute... and smart... and I love you. Marry me plox?

[AnneOnAMoose]

Ahhh, I was just wondering how you've been, you look great.

[lazyperfectionist1]

That dog's thinking, "So are you gonna... like... throw a frisbee or what?"

[Vogter2100]

30? NO WAY! Damn.. 27 at the most. Im 51 and feel like 60 but only becasue Im ill these days, I think... LOL

[lazyperfectionist1]

It's one of my biggest pet peeves when someone younger than I am calls herself old. What are you implying?

"You know what else is old? Self-deprecating humor."

Maybe that's why I like it so much.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@lazyperfectionist1 Don't worry I'm with you; I think its stupid that people think 50 is old. Soon we will be self-sustaining bio-engineered immortal awesome beings. I would love to guarantee it but I can't. I can only strive to surpass the fail.

[ThatOneQuestion]

Points for What About Bob!!! HAHAH!!

[TheRhymeWizard]

aw, the dog is like, I just want to bark lol

[achigurh]

30 in ghost years really is only about 20 in human years so you're doin' fine.

[BENY0HAMA]

30 or not, you're still gorgeous, and rather funny

[amoracreations]

I am so glade you made a video. I missed you and yes I do think you are funny as hell !!!!

[PragmaticLiving]

yep laughed

[Michigan1985]

Wow. You're thirty? I had to read the description 2 or 3 times just to make sure. I always assumed you were 20ish.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@Michigan1985 I love you the most :)

[RobertWHurst]

@Michigan1985 me too. 30 isn't old anyway.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@RobertWHurst Thank you Robert. You get an A+ :)

[Nykytyne2]

I don't CARE if you don't bark at me! I DO have a soul! Alright?!?

[Hythloday71]

lmao .. ur so FUNNY ! . lol - gr8 to see u BK !

[pfarabee]

Well, GoD, sorry to inform you.. once you hit thirty, stuff on your bod starts breaking down.. it really is like a switch or something... that said.. good luck!

[straightd0pe]

What About Bob is a great movie.

[terminaldeity]

marry me

[cantorrules]

That made me laugh, not that you give a shit. ;)

[cellularmitosis2]

Oh g.o.day, I love you more with each passing day. When will the autumn of your love blossom into the spring of my loins?

[PainAddict666]

lmao @ 2:32

... speaking of funny, I just found out Greg Giraldo died at age 44, fucking serious bummer man... he *was* funny. : (

Glad to see you back Ghost!

[Pleblian]

Jesus! I haven't seen you in a while

Oh, and I was laughing, btw

That poor dog

[bubbamickmac]

@ghostofdayinperson,

holy shit, happy birthday abby (ghostofday)!!!

[Sarahon06]

You've gotta let the homos run free! oi!

[RONLAST]

Good GOD

to see you back.

It was funny. I did feel a bit sorry for the dog though...

[allbabiesareatheists]

Happy birthday! It's all downhill from here I'm sad to report.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@allbabiesareatheists I don't trust reporters ;) 

[d3st88]

@ghostofdayinperson

That was funny. Anyways, you are gorgeous and you are at about the one third of your lifetime. The best is yet to come, woman. I trust that you are not shallow enough to be flattered too much when I say that you don't look older than 25.

[BionicDance]

Melodramatic? Well, make up your mind...is it mellow or dramatic?

You know what I want to be when I grow up? SHOT. Just end it all; it's over.

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.

...I like cheese.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@BionicDance You can still scream though. I took a while.

[BionicDance]

@ghostofdayinperson The voices in my head don't talk to me.

...they SING.

[ozmoroid]

What About Bob is freaking classic. I'm glad you don't hate me. I promise to laugh more at your videos, even though you're not a guy and only guys can be funny 'cause girls aren't funny 'cause girls don't have the funny gene that guys have.

[Zekkron]

@ozmoroid Actually, that's a common mistake. It's not a gene that makes guys funny. It's this organ in our throats. (You know, where the venom sack is)

[CousinoMacul]

Congrats on joining the club of the experienced. :-)