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  • "You will need pencils, paper ..."

    No shit sherlock :D

  • thank you for the video

  • Whoa what kind of woman has this poor guy been looking at? is it just me or did the end result look like some brutish caveman with bad posture?

  • And remember, this is a lady <=== LOL

  • boobies

    *giggle*

  • "Allow the nipples to rest on the third guidline"

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH­HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • real artist dont use rulers

  • @Swizzik Real trolls, always end with the phrase "U mad bro?".

  • why is a man narrating this?? lol

  • @Saharanerdo23 why not?

  • I'm with ya missmsjosephine

  • I'd say thats the most f*cking shortest neck

  • Why must people use all those lines. I know people that don't use that stuff and have way better skills than people who do it "professionally"

  • But what if she is a fat chick?

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  • F this, I´m going back to Mark Crilley

  • You're just drawed something between a man and a woman..

  • omg this is 100% porn

  • What a shitty drawing btw

  • i made da tbitch's tits to biq!

  • So nipples do rest? oh ok.

  • "Her" crotch is resting on the 5th guide line? is it is a "she" then why is it resting anything on the 5th line!? the only solution is that "she" is a "he"... why does "She"/"he" have boobs? well why does a boar have nipples? my answer is that "he" is also a "she" so in conclusion... "he" is a "heshe"...

  • ...boobs.

  • This was a great guideline. Thank you.

  • Aw, failed at boobs and many other parts.

  • dear god.

  • kentucy breast checken

  • I am so immature. did anyone else laugh when he said "nipples"?

  • @SupernaturalLover67 I laughed too. And I'm a girl.

  • Really? ooooh.... really? ooooooooooh.... right allow nipples to rest on 3rd guide line, ok got it.

  • Thumbs up if step 1 blew your mind.

  • where's the fanny crack ?

  • The boobies are too small.

  • @musicalmike235 well if you say they're too small you can draw them up till the entire piece of paper and nobody will complain :)

  • the head is a bit too small for the body isn't it??

  • @Staindstreams I thought it was 6....

  • Your woman has a pretty big nut sack

  • @koolstreet Women doesn't have a nut sack, you bum xD

  • I knew it's 7-7.5 heads...Also, this is a pretty bad tutorial.

  • I thought the head fit in 7 times

  • The next video shot will be "How to draw a women on Doggie style"

  • hrm im guessing shes not from cali?

  • giggity?

    

  • very fat woman :D

  • lmfao, i love how you're all insulting a woman ..on paper..

    niice

  • ewwwww im ganna do a diffrent video

  • Now if I could figure out how to make her come to life I can skip meeting women :)

  • >:O GROSS!!!

  • thanks

  • Bewbs

  • lol she is fat...

  • @kryptikkk777 That isn't fat. You have unrealistic perceptions and expectations.

  • @loveablemoggy I think you need to relax mate...Dont be so aggressive with people...No one wants to start a fight ;)

  • @kryptikkk777 I wasn't starting a fight. I was making a statement, just like you were. Your statement is one of those 'off-hand comments' that really defines how women should look, and so we end up with poor body image because none of us can achieve the fantasy that you push out there.

  • @loveablemoggy Yeah,and i respect that but i also made a statement...You are really agressive...There is no need to be like that...Smile :D

  • this is sooooo gross!!!! im sorry but plz find an easier way to draw a female (not showing inappropriate parts!!!!) thanx! bye (: <3

  • @vannessa1099 are u 12 years old

  • @kiashadowwave maybe.........why?

  • @vannessa1099 just dont add those part i didnt i didnt at parts of it i just shaded so you could tell it was a girl but with clothes on

  • @werewolf914 ok coool? 

  • @vannessa1099 Because you're obviously a child (most likely from the bible belt USA) if you think that any part of the human body is "gross". It's art, and the human body is beautiful.

  • 8 or 7 times, depends of the artist

  • the crotch looks like a sponge bob expression

  • Is the artist lesbian?

  • @Magician6224 Why? Are you looking for tips on picking up a date?

  • uhm... she had really long arms ..

  • thanks

  • i want to be the 3rd and 5th guide line in real life XD

  • thx you so much :Xyou help me:X^^

  • no offence, but this really sucks. just look at her breast and u know what i mean...

  • It's said that the 8 head rule is actually inaccurate. Usually the head fits into the body 6 and half times, the whole 8 head thing is from the Greeks and stuff, making boding have more 'godlike' proportions. And that's just men, women will probably be less than that most of the time. This was really helpful with the legs though, thankyou.

  • @moonywap i measured.. my head fits into my body 7 times (including my acual head)

  • Karl Pilkinton's head is round!!

  • thank you!

  • This is almost hentai loll

  • now draw a black mans body, please!, XD XD

  • Boobs

  • @metalhead2theEnd is a perv

  • Boobs.

  • head is too small in my opinion

  • its the just

    H.D.P

  • she looks like she has a camel toe

  • um I'm pretty sure The body is 7 heads long not 8.

  • yea the legs are too long.

  • @truth3712

    7 1/3. Or roughly 8.

  • @truth3712 ... Then again, all humans doesn't have the same proptions.

  • yea but you have to be a really big woman lol like a 6'3"fter or more lol. which is okay but it's just not average.

  • "Draw the crotch which is located at the center, resting on the 5th guideline."

  • "When you come to draw the breast, allow the nipples to rest on the third guideline."

  • I have a penis

  • @fd9w4dncm

    good for you

  • respect

  • dude no way!!!!

    me too!!!!

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  • Holy shit I would have never imagined possible to draw with a pencil on paper

  • You 2 are both making a fool of yourselves by arguing in a comments box of a video. Do it in mail or something. The comments isn't a chat room.

  • you need to mind your own fucking business and stop trying to get yourself involved.

    i won't allow people to get away with talking shit. internet or not, i'm no pushover. calling me a fool when you've replied to my comment? that makes you one, too.

    don't even try to act smart, scum.

  • that's cute.

    keep going.

  • @cnnre2005 who asked you for your input?

  • @CherieKitten what are you jealous of? (mind your own business!, just like she said!)

  • I have to say...funniest. thing. out :D Jo is quite obviously a porn star ;)

  • No porn ? Oh fuck damn BS

  • Now I can draw my own porn!

  • How about a video that says "WHY to draw a woman's body?"

    C;mon, FTW!

  • It's a rough sketch, of course it's not perfect.... Idiots.

  • She has crap tits

  • @Eddbeard1 not everyone is perfect!

  • welp that's what we look like when take off the victoria secret bras. some look worse lol.

  • wot a pedo lol

  • i came

  • @IIHEAR7ACHEXx oh, you are sick!!!

  • absolute bollocks, the only way to learn to draw the female form is practice. Not 'cheating' like this.

  • i dont agree, i thought that was pritty good!

  • um...she's not very good. we dont draw the human body straight on like that any way. even models dont stand straight upright. psh. i studied life drawing for 3 years and even im better than her.

  • this is bullshit

  • Good for raw beginners to get an idea, but fail for a 'talented' artist. Proportion is hard to master, especially without a ref, but some things seem obvious. The boobs look square, the collar bones are a lil` overly prominent, and the ribs are very straight and flat. :(

  • do you really need to draw nipples

  • yes, it's a part of human anatomy

  • cant belive its not flagged likez

  • That triangle bit is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

    "You should be able to sketch a triangle with the hips forming its base, and the point of the triangle reaching the neck."

    Right. But if I draw an equilateral triangle, her chin is going to be at about the bottom of her breasts. If I draw a right angled triangle, then her chin will be about her belly button. Using shapes of unspecified proportion to check your proportion is just stupid.

  • LOL exactly what i was thinking, you could fit a triangle in there if you were trying to, since we are to test that its proportionate we will always end up with a 'fitting' triangle because we've made it fit...

  • i wanked to this..

  • Lol RocknRoll =D

  • teehee..he sed let the nipples rest on the third line..after a few lines i feel lke a rest from the nipples..hahaa

  • Her legs looked too long and out of proportion..

  • @happypillproduction Legs generally take up half of the length of the body, the legs aren't too long at all. You can go to any artists website and ask the artists there and they will say the same thing.

  • yea they are too long. I'm in art school.

  • it's so wrong.

  • it was very unprofessional the way you said nipples and crotch. breasts and female genitalia would have been better.

  • lol.

  • @KrystenLucas

    Well breasts would have been the full chest, he wanted to specify for the particular part of the breast, but i see what you mean. I think, however, Video Jug is more for laughs, not seriousness.

  • ohh, ... Grow Up, Dick Lickin' Pussy!!!!

  • ya, you're definitely grown up yourself, huh?

  • I am, but I was just being stupid! (like yourself!) - btw, you are going to hear alot worse than that as you get older & experience more things!

  • you're getting a bit too serious about this.

    also wasting your time lecturing me.

    get over yourself. a child acts more grown up than you.

  • Sorry, that you feel that way! :) (btw, I'm not trying to lecture you! I'm just telling you the ways of the world! - there's a difference!)

  • i don't need a child to tell me the ways of the world.

    i already know what i need to know.

    you haven't a single clue of what you're talking about and what the point of my comment even is.

    my advice to you, is to think before you judge. otherwise, you're just making a fool out of yourself, like right now and on my youtube channel.

  • I'm not a child! (I'm just someone who can deal with someone else using the words, Nipples & Crotch!) - you must NOT know what you need to know, if you get offended by those words! :(

  • yes, I know! (but, if you weren't offended by them just a little, you would not have responded the way you did!) - (that's just my opinion!)

  • it's not your opinion. it's just ignorance.

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  • OK! if you say so! (btw, yes, I just ignore those words, for which I don't care hearing! - I don't make a comment about them!)

  • parlate in italiano ....... grazie

  • god, the nipples look horrible

  • mmmmm.... nipples....

    :P

  • i really need help drawing the v

  • remember....THIS is a lady.

  • no cameltoe...

  • the crotch

  • @Sven2Perroy

    I know!! :D

  • What the fuck?!

  • gay...

  • remember... THIS is a lady

  • so.... what is this for????'

    i have never have homework about drawing a woman....

  • This is fake and gay!

  • well, DUH, it's Fake, because it's not a Real Woman!!!

  • Well, you obviously dont know about the troll. If you did you wouldnt have looked like a noob in front of everone by replying to my comment. Check raywilliamjohnson´s videos to see what Im talking about.

  • well, yes I do know about YOU being the Troll! (I believe it's the other way around) - & yes, I'm subscribed to RayWilliamJohnson!!! (besides, it's supposed to be, ... False & Homosexual, if you are a True Fan of his!)

  • Your reply is fake and gay!

  • & YOU ARE False & Homosexual! :)

  • @jellybellys69

    'True Fan'? Good lord you guys are taking that waaaay too seriously. :P

  • I'm Sorry, if I take things a little to seriously! :) (that's a bad habit of mine!) :)

  • @jellybellys69

    Me too. :P I try not to, even if it`s honestly a foolish person. Sometimes it`s hard to tell between someone who`s joking and someone who`s honestly naive.

  • I know, it's alright! (I'm the same way!)

  • Oh my god xD

    Looks like you guys don't have ideas xd

  • pretty good tutorial

  • fail at drawing but good instruction

  • BOOBIES !...are small

  • It's so fat!

  • you're so dumb!

  • if you believe that shes fat! (you ain't seen nothin', yet, boy!)

  • no she looks average.

  • Эта женщина когда-нибудь видела женскую грудь??? ))

  • LOL CROTCHH

  • she should have atleast gave her a landing strip.....

  • VJ rocks! Explained amazingly.

  • xD i love how they make a label on the nipples