Billy MC Action 4 News Network

[TwentyDollarTip]

Did anyone else try the billymc website? No, I'm just that retarded... ok...

[GhostReconGuy]

HulkMC was about to emerge there...

[thenewaeon]

Billy, if you need a place to stay, you can sleep in my shed.

[TheToast7]

"DON'T RP THE LP AHHHH"

You guys predicted YOUR OWN MEME.

[12ismorethan2]

Many of you have been asking me what the tagline I used to say at the very end of my videos stood for- remember? "Don't RP the LP"?

Here viewers, this will explain everything...

7:32

[MalamiteLtd]

Godspeed, BilyMC

"Never Forget, Never Regret"

[Monkeyboy92037]

RIP billymc

[mpwner11]

@Monkeyboy92037 He just retired from LPing, Y U say RIP.

[Monkeyboy92037]

@mpwner11 he died last month, you insensitive fool

[nanaforiod]

@Monkeyboy92037 He still uses his account to favorite videos on YouTube. He last used it 4 days ago...

but nice try...

[Monkeyboy92037]

@nanaforiod go away

[nanaforiod]

@Monkeyboy92037 Why don't you find somewhere else to troll?

[Monkeyboy92037]

@nanaforiod U'r gay

[nanaforiod]

@Monkeyboy92037 you're point?

[Monkeyboy92037]

@nanaforiod lol

[WilliamLongfellow]

"I got a million things to say and they're going at light speed I gotta get them out of my stupid mouth AAH!" Guess Ridley really is BillyMC's ancestor.

[MellowMink]

Billy should have a podcast.

[Doperwtje81]

Billy should return to play Dark Souls. Show those new LP whipper-snappers who's the real Karate Kid.

[vsnlps]

I have put "Dont RP the LP" on my class ring in honer of billy.

[NintendanGX]

electrical beast, musclebomber and billymc need to team up and do an lp

[handsomebrick]

Billy sounds like vman.

[TheFryBoy1]

As of right now, this "Billy updates you" video has 10 times as many views as billy's original update video

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

"Today, a peaceful mall was turned into the site of a grisly triple-murder when violent gang members opened fire on shoppers. Our eye-in-the-sky, BillMC, takes you there now."

"THANKS PAM IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY AT THE MALL AND I JUST WATCHED KARATE KID LAST NIGHT NOT THE NEW ONE THOUGH I NEVER SAW KARATE KID PART 2 DID YOU KNOW MCDONALD'S IS IN THE MALL I SURE DIDN'T AND MY MOM BOUGHT ME MY CHRISTMAS GIFT THERE TODAY BACK TO YOU PAM."

"Thanks BillyMC. More news after this message from Hooters."

[theFightingFan]

I imagine Billy doing this with his stuffed animals with imaginary refreshments.

[SeraphicSIlencer]

Clearly u two arnt trying hard enough if he's not regretting his lps

[hehehe88]

@CTrace oh, oh, no a-goom-BAH!

That sucked admittedly.

[spiderfred1]

Billy mc searches google...

[squeaks36]

I know the guy making fun of this

[gameboycolor47]

lol they just loce picking on billy xD

[kexclamation]

The weird thing is, if you retsupurae a retsupurae for a Let's Play, it'll eventually turn into an incoherent mess because there'd be three or more sets of fucking audio (and that's if you went further and retsu-cubed the hell out of it.) If you guys did that, I would get lost in which of your commentaries is the one you guys retsupurae'd.

Poor Billy, he lost his favorite end-video quote. At least it made "some" sense, just hang in there Billy, you'll find that hard game sooner or later. D:

[Ryusuta]

Somehow I want to see Slowbeef and Billy doing a Let's Play together...

[WilliamLongfellow]

@Setzergabbini Slowbeef and Billy, not Slowbeef and Betus :)

[Setzergabbini]

@WilliamLongfellow This just in on Billy MC News.

I'm a fucking idiot. Sorry about that.

[HisuroKun]

@CTrace

BURNIN' THROUGH WORLD FIIIIIIIIIVE YEEAHHH,

200 DEGREES THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM MR. FAHRENHEIIIT!

[nintendocaprisun10]

@HisuroKun KILLIN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IM GONNA MAKE AN LP SUPERSTAR OUT OF YOU DONT STOP HIM NOW YEAH HES TALKING TO MR MIYAGI HES HAVING A BALL

[CrappyAmvNetwork]

good o'l Billy

[3XP3RTGUY]

tonight at 10 PM... make that 8 PM

[notyoursavior78]

@3XP3RTGUY

I cannot fall asleep unless I get my BillyMC news.

[hola4adola]

~SMOKE UP A KOOPA SHELL YO!

(minute later)

.... dont do drugs billy.

[Sylverias]

Oh Billy, you truly are an inspirational figure for us all.

[MrCadefulp]

I thout i heard Billian Seem when ihe said "I, BillyMC"

[MrCadefulp]

@MrCadefulp Fucking keyboard.

[textinabox]

I thought they'd be thankful for Cornshaq.

Anyway I actually think Billy's ending tagline was something that Let's Players should think about. There's a large amount of Let's Players who say "I hate playing this" or "I regret ever choosing to play this game" and thus not give the very best video they can possibly give.

[smashballed]

0:20 "this can't go on for that long" You obviously haven't seen Slimkirby's update videos.

[popsodarootbeers]

I want a shirt that says "don't rp the lp"

[MoonshadowCaz]

Don't RP the MC.

[ggamer2004]

If this had been on NG, I'm sure:

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[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

Who isn't thankful for Bibibibigagjihyjdhddjjjdhrksjs­hhrrkrj

[ConvergeInChains]

COMING SOON ON THE FOX NEWS NETWORK: The 'Oh, Billy...' Factor

[A2Stallion]

Fall Break... only comes but once a year.

[MrChobity]

@CTrace /watch?v=AlmqzIxw1_g

[XRedKnucksX]

billymc favourited a video (1 day ago)

Hooters Bikini Contest Part 2

Hooters Bikini contest in Johnson City Tennessee. I am very disappointed in you billy

[ConvergeInChains]

@XRedKnucksX He's truly becoming a man now...

[notyoursavior78]

Don't hold back Billy!!! Also I went to that website again and I don't think it exists anymore :/

[TheAlmightyLucent]

Do Super Meat Boy, Billy ;D

[bobbyewing311]

lmfao poor billy

[usernameclassifeid]

Billy does not broadcast news at 11. As he can't stay up that late.

[WilliamLongfellow]

So what's the LP hierarchy according to our Retsupurae friends? BillyMC, ElectricalBeast, Muscle Bummer, maybe Lord Vega.....

I dunno, maybe Cornshaq?

[sirchadword]

when he said "hard game" i thought "I swear to fucking christ Billy, if you do IWTBG, ill fucking kill you"

[pyramidheadkitten9]

we didnt start the fire...

it was always burning since the world was turning...

[ManamoPrime]

I think billy's been smoking too many of them Tootsie Rolls, I mean uhh a 'Thing of Marijuana'.

[Diggeh]

Guys, please.

More Billy. :)

[steveharley0345]

I'm a knight

Like the kind in shining armor

With my polished body gleaming

I'm a fighter and a charmer

If trouble comes your way just ask for me

My friends all know me as BillyMC.

[RonnyWho]

Craigs News

[WilliamLongfellow]

Don't regret playing the let's plays!

[HBKanedge818]

We got the BillyMC seal of approval to Retsupurae his LP's.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

Billy doesn't stoop to using savestates. That already makes him a cut above the shit that is Youtube.

[Dogletta]

Billy makes me d'aww.

[Myrmidon51]

He did end up doing Ninja Gaiden.

He breezed through it in two videos.

[TheNerdator]

@Myrmidon51 Five videos. Karate Kid, another Nintendo Hard game, in two.

[boothesquirrel]

fourther

[msampson3d]

I love billy as much as the next guy, but... I think this fame has gone to his head a bit. Try watching his Donkey Kong Country LP with his guest LP-er "British Homestarrunner" Its terrible.

[facelessaphrodisiac]

Oh lulz.

[peacelater]

billymc.com leads to his youtube channel

[77Lupin1]

@peacelater I bet Billy has a Paypal account where people donate Big Macs.

[twinkledryad]

i kind of wonder how long will it take for billy to finish a IWBTG LP

[SwedishGamingGuy]

@CTrace

I guess that's why they call him Mr. Farenheit.

[ConveX91]

Billy is probably my favourite thing ever right now

[Ezo945]

Someboby tell Billy to let's play bioshock!

[AshamedBarbecue]

i look at the time 3 seconds in and said no way

[Chemodam]

I'm personally not big on watching LPs, but Billy's personality's just so endearing that I follow his religiously.

Fight on, Billy. You're the best. <3

[SethTheXenocide]

Billy just beat Ninja Gaiden and Castlevania in the course of about a week and a half. He can take on tough games. He's better now...stronger. Faster. Dies less.

[twinkledryad]

@SethTheXenocide We do have the technology.

[77Lupin1]

@SethTheXenocide He has the technology.

[teath123]

Billy news. <3

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

I don't know about you but the BillyMC news is the only news I need

[lalalei2001]

BillyMC beat Ninja Gaiden in 5 videos.

He IS the best around.

[p3ngu1n48]

i was able to check my e-mail and go on facebook thankfully because of this only one screen

[lalalei2001]

You should make Regret's Play.

[kingbooforums]

does billy ever mention retsupre?

[DarkMage2X]

@kingbooforums He does in his McDonald Let's Play.

[kingbooforums]

does what?

[DarkMage2X]

@kingbooforums He mentions Retsupurae.

[Deliciousfruit233]

So do you really hate Billy?

[carefreew0rld]

every IWBTG LP is pretty much a regrets play...

[lisvender]

I'd love to see Billy team up with retsupurae! I don't care if it's in a technical manner or if Billy actually helps to to rp a bad video, I want my DiaBillyBeef!

[sigmasquadleader]

Trollgasm.

[TheOneHace]

Hey guy, you know the guys who do this are from the Let's Play forum on SA, right?

[AlbertWesker47]

Just ignore him, he mad.

[RustyKillz]

Then why are you watching?

[Gigantor38]

Don't rp this comment.

[mistersleeepy]

smoke a koopa shell.....lol

[85879]

we should tell him to lp ROTT itd b so funny

[Pipwatley]

Billy MC is amazin'!

[GrimReaper19]

@CTrace He's burning through the sky, 200 Let's Plays that's why they call him Mr. Let's Play GUYY he's gonna make a super sonic LP for you!

[LastZeroLeft]

Youtube needs more Retsupurae.

[TonyBranston]

Are you trying to get ElectricBeast to shove a zombie into you?

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

FUCK YEA BILLY M C!!!

[reggaepuppy126]

God slowbeef shut up,i need to hear billy's important news!

[lafty1970]

You guys crack me up, I was pissin my pants while watching this!

[vintageorange]

Today I saw a worker at the concession stand at a local theatre and his nametag said Billy MC. I was shocked and almost asked him if he did LPs. I then realized this was an impostor; the real Billy MC is too busy with his paper route to work in a theatre!

[Icerama108]

Regrets Play: DeceasedCrab!

[GamersTunes]

hey retsupurae r u gonna make any more vids about LPs? if any one knows comment back lol :P

[gamerdakota]

@GamersTunes

They probably will, but I'm really liking the retsufrash ones.

[0rionBTL]

Of course they will. It just takes time.

[reggaepuppy126]

idk but i hope so

[CephieRigel211]

Isn't that cute Billy Mc has his own news show, he has come so far.

[RustyKillz]

They're remaking the Karate Kid.

Billy is going to explode.

[ILIKECEREALX]

Of course he will. He's the best! Arouuuund! Nothin's ever gonna keep him down!

[MrContingencyT]

and then he's going to find out how much it's gonna suck and promptly go on a shooting spree.

[4evervids4you]

Porky Pig would be proud

[cyberhoodlum]

Gosh, Billy sure is ready to play something difficult, but he really needs a break from all the hard games. Oh, no, I hope he doesn't decide to play I Wanna Be The Guy. That'd deserve a retsupurae for obvious reasons.

[12Hamanhaingen]

IWBTG? Oh, Billy would cry. He would cry hard. :(

[TheJinxrr]

Billy announced that he wouldn't play IWBTG, or Kaizo Mario.He put up two new videos! Billy!

[MrContingencyT]

Oh if only you knew how musclebomber really was with his magical little girl animus.

[overkill78]

BillyMC, the man, the myth the re-ri-ru-re...legend.

[Atureanimation]

blessed are the billy

[TigerSlashX]

find the hardest kirby game you can

[POOPTURTLE]

Well, I could think of some ways you could regret an LP:

1. Stepmania

2. Hentai

3. Sonic 2006

[Yarsh52]

Billy MC, a real American hero.

[VysetheTard]

I feel bad for compounding the horror of this disturbingly revealing video, but...

...just out of curiosity, I did a Google image search for "BillyMC"...

...and...

...he has a DeviantArt account.

If you ever wanted to see something worse than his gaming skills, it's worth checking out.

[NamratsTheStarman]

Oh god. It's terrible...

Hey, he's a Tifa fanboy. That's... surprising.

[stinkoman2x6]

Uh yeah no, why would Billy say he's 14?

[VysetheTard]

Well, either there's somehow more than one BillyMC on the Internet (and what are the odds of that?), or our friend Billy is a total freak.

Either way, he needs to be confronted about this, and grilled relentlessly.

[EdMan6623]

@VysetheTard: That's a different BillyMc; ours is a college graduate, that one is only 14 years old

[VysetheTard]

Sigh.

[TheDoodMan]

Oh my god, you guys are fucking geniuses. You made eight and a half minutes of the same damn screen into one of your best videos. I mean, a lot of the funny shit came out of Billy's mouth but you guys just put the icing on the iceberg.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

Regretsplay is too damn catchy to not do.

[MilliSkillit]

I don't regret watching this video.

[mrsoultwister]

why RP this, it's boring

[brich949]

THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?!

[Bear5177]

Great video! Hilarious!

[GutsofEclipse]

tl;dr

[0rionBTL]

Wait, what about Cornshaq? That weird old high-speed phonograph can have some happy holidays, right?

[MyChemicalBromance]

I fucking cried during this.

[ReptileGamer]

This is soooo funny XD i don't think retsupurae is picking on billy "seriously" he is doing it for comedy and he does it RIGHT nice vid retsupurae =)

[Deathspeak2u]

i can see it now... BillyMC saves Christmas!

[danthebard]

this may be unrelated but im surprised 900redyoshi has never been retsupurae'd

he has 4,000 subs and he records the screen on most of his videos

[TaurusOxford]

Actually he was. ChipCheezum and General Ironicus RP'd him.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

And I'm sure 900RedYoshi didn't like that either...considering his attitude, well...

[gawzz]

he's a furry with a 'tude?

you're blowing my mind

[SMB298513]

Does MC stand for Master Chief?

[bartov]

Bayou Billy MC make it happen Nintendo or I will lock myself in my room.

[FAILGET64]

BillyMC died for your RP

[SilverEnchantress]

Remember kids: Don't RP the LPs.

[Crazygamer6]

Count all the stutters and "um"s in this video. I dare everyone.

[pansyhater]

I declare it a drinking game. It has been declared, and so it shall be.

[WarioMario12345]

Billy returns! This video is full of WIN

[0rionBTL]

BILLY!

[MGlBlaze]

I can see it already: this comment's thumb rating is going, going, going...

BillyMC is our hero. You just signed your own death warrant... sort of.

[ChipsDipz]

you can vote my comment down as much as you want, i dont give a shit hahaha im still going to hate on billy because i have the freedom too

[MGlBlaze]

It says a lot about a person when they use their freedom to be a douchebag. It says even more if they use freedom as justification for it.

[sonicv3]

and it says even even more if they use this ability to be a douchebag to bring joy into the lives of others. retsuprae are like the mother teresas of the 21st century

[MGlBlaze]

True, but there's a line between being a douchebag for humor/commentary/criticism, and being a douchebag to be a hateful prick that I, personally, do not call a human.

Retsupurae is firmly planet in group A; besides, I think the only ones they truly hate are the ones that deserve it.

ChipsDipz (who I was replying to), on the other hand (and I hope you'll agree) is in camp B. Not funny, and not useful in any way; just a hateful troll.

[MGlBlaze]

But anyway, that was a bit tangential; yes, it says even more about a person if they use douchebaggery for some useful purpose, as Retsuprae clearly demonstrates.

[ChipsDipz]

freedom is freedom any way you look at it, so thank you for explaining to me something i already knew hahaha

[SuziG23]

You obviously give a shit if your comment is being rated down if you come back and make a comment about your comment being rated down.