Billy Connolly ~ Two Scotsmen in Rome

[andrew34430]

it may be loud but its still funny

[InfinityDz]

Huey and Ralph xD awesome

[Googlystube]

jesus sort the volume out...my fekking ears are bleeding here

[geffel]

Fucking classic

[heroicndashing]

yes its loud..but there is a thing called the volume button..why not try it?

[Frottjeif]

@heroicndashing The problem is when you play all these other videos on a normal level, you don't expect to suddenly have to pull off your headset.

[HipHopiz4Real]

god damn my ears

[tartandaddy]

@HipHopiz4Real did he?

[RandallJonesey]

I think Connoly has matured since this. That is to his better.

[jguth6]

fucking hell that was loud

[morrismagic08]

I can't quite hear what he's saying, when i clicked on the vid i WENT FUC**ING DEF!!!

[SpectreWriter]

"How come every time you're sick there's diced carrots in it?" ROTFL!

[NixonisLord]

But he was the ghillie to Fergie and Andy when they were first wed....Professional Scot....?

[garyfromuk]

I remember seeing this when it first came out 30 odd years ago - and it's still hysterical

[MrStingray1985]

hell this was loud.

[MCCHRISSYG]

Class !!!!! Big Yin

[rmw020]

Brilliant

[aspiringdrummer17]

When was this originally recorded?

[15264897]

FANTASTISCH

[a808jake808a]

SWEET TAPDANCING CHRIST THAT WAS LOUD

[THAT1UMMAH]

MY RIGHT EAR IS NOW FUCKED! TY so fuckin much...douche.

[xSophDx]

LMFAO...........Had this on "TAPE" since i was a nipper.......always cracked me up.....26 now n can't bleve it's taken me this long to actually 'see' it...........obviously on the cassette....this was followed by 'Dinner Conversations'......and the "JAGGY BUNNETT"........what a legend xx

[54v115]

who cares about the voting.. depends on who YOU like... I've seen them both perform live and they were both worth every cent!

[w6595]

mein lieblingsstück von ihm. ich lach mich kaputt.

[themidnightromantic]

@cuchullynn yes his pants turned green

[loravine]

Does anyone else think this might be about him and a mate?

[cuchullynn]

$i know im weird... but did anyone notice that, at 1:36, when he stomps his heel, his trousers turn greenish? O.o

[nittieninnie21]

hahahahaha i saw it to but once you had pointed it out must be the camera

[ACornyCrayon]

Dutch subs! :D

Not that I need them XD

[Monrealese]

Funny clip, but my head exploded.....

[polkealy]

makes me proud to be glaswegian,any number of people have the same sense of humour

[bassespro04]

Fucking Funny.

[madtamD]

hes done more stand up than anycunt on the planet. the best comdian ever thats a fact. go on big yin

[donniecatalano]

10 people had 2 pints of crème de menthe!!!!

[zzllen]

Translation is fucking crap,

[andiejanefisher]

loud much!!

[AtlantaFiend]

"Give us two pints o' that, then!"

[AedenOC]

HOLY FUCKING LOUD.

Love Billy though.

[laggie24]

I LOVE THE SCOTS....HAAAA

I AM FULL OF TEARS FROM MY LAUGHTER.

LOVELY ... LOVELY ...LOVELY

[laggie24]

I LOVE THE SCOTS....HAAAA

I AM FULL OF TEARS FROM MY LAUGHTER.

LOVELY ... LOVELY ...LOVELY

WHAT A SHOW!!!

[h0rangi]

@laggie24 twice!

[comillasmand]

I love this sketch, Ralph and Huey Green & so true about the diced carrots!

[xkevibhoyx]

have to laugh at those german subtitels too as it wouldnt be funny if it were german

[Hammerite]

@xkevibhoyx  its dutch subtitels, germans dont work with subtitels, they syncronise the whole thing in german.

ruins alot more jokes then subtitels

[DrRClavan]

@xkevibhoyx Subtitles are Dutch, not German.

[TheRis81]

which nine twits voted this down? seriously seek therapy. only a mortician woudnt find this funny...

[feltgoodfilm]

the diced carrots are actually stomach lining

[KirstineKD]

An old one...but too funny!

[Andyilmatto]

Silly Billy, you always make me laugh!

[sotefb]

uk? naw hes scottish naw uk

[BlainePistolle]

OCH me FUCKIN EARS R BLEEDIN!!!!!

[DaVooz]

Ralph and Heuy Green. And diced carrots.

[DaarkDestiny]

No wonder they cart him around in a chair roflmao. That is epic.

[ily191]

jesus christ i nealy busted my eardrums

[peterkilpatrick123]

amazing...

[AliceMiserey]

The diced carrots are really stomach lining.

Gross but 100% true

[nannerbj]

Hilarious cheers Billy

[schtoatur]

i thot the subtitles wer in glaswedgian!!!!!!!!!!! i cant spell glaswedgian and i am one!!!! xxxx

[Jinky1888]

oops, please excuse my spelling, im mad with the bevy :)

[Jinky1888]

connolly at his best!, the thing about Billy is, he has propbably bean on stage about a millioon times and every time he has a different act, thats the sign of a great comedian, he does not need an act, he just gets on stage and shoots the shit, and he is funnny every time.

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

haha fuckin hilarious when he is putting on the voice for the two guys haha

[slayer6464]

i love the shouting at huey part. awesome

[DeathMetalMurder]

FUCK MY EAR"S!!!!!

[Probablyacowtbh]

@DeathMetalMurder That comment's made funnier by yer username too, arf.

[Djbee45]

@DeathMetalMurder fuck my ears ......... my Allen & heath headphones blew up.

[tartandaddy]

@DeathMetalMurder Tried to, but they are no big enuff!

[tartandaddy]

@DeathMetalMurder can I try your armpits instead?

[RobinB650]

no wonder they carry him about in a chair! BOOM BOOM! lol

[digitialfrenzy]

Thanks for that.

[fringedweller99]

I remember seeing this bit when I was a teenager - 1970's - still fucking hilarious!

[TF2killerZ]

nice! good there are dutch subtitels! xD

[cookmoore]

I love his imagery

[LegoGear]

God, he gets me every figgen time!

I just sit thinking "when's the kicker" and I never expect what's coming!

[Bigturns33]

Thats why hes brillant, you cant remember his stuff unless you watch it all the time because he does digress like that all the time its great.

[25thNovember1970]

Polo Mints = Keelpastilles in Holland.

[had4188]

Genius is weirdly enhanced by the Dutch subtitles!

[Pranksterboy333]

HAHA!! BRILLIANT!!!!

Billy Connelly is the king of stand up comedy! He is by far the best in the world! He's just so fucking funny!!!

[chunkyscotty]

I'm a big Connolly fan, but I've got to admit his early stuff was the best. This looks like it was from the '70's. Imo from the mid 1980's his comedy lost something, its still brilliant but somehow missing something. I think maybe its because back then Connolly was fresh from Glasgow and the shipyards, but for the past 20 odd years he's lived a "luvvie" sort of lifestyle, and its taken the edge off of his comedy. be interested to hear what other people think

[youngturksrule]

@chunkyscotty a not seen him wen he was younger cos im 14 but i no wat u mean from watching his older stuff

[luckybulla]

it's because in the old days he told jokes...now it's just anecdotes...still funny but nowhere near as great as this sort of stuff!

[freshprinceofbalham]

HAHA

sometimes tomato skins

he looks like a maniac when he say that

[ornithorhynchus77]

great to see, the older stuff. to me still funny. thank you billy, your a legend

[jamiroquai01fan]

great!

[mhicnanolc]

Oh my jaesus, i'm pessin myself laughing!

[kaylaisbeautiful]

haha the pope bit was funny

[fourthwind1]

No need to shout!!!

[triciamac2000]

I feel so sorry for some of his younger fans who may not get such references such as "green huey= huey green" lolol :)

[YRUstaring]

Huey and Ralph, haha! I have met those guys, lol!

[TARBABY71]

spent the day with em this week,,, OOOHHHHHHH

[philomena1980]

alstublieft meer met ondertitels... geweldig grappig ^^

[darkmarkrammstein]

i like the translation

[philomena1980]

haha funny stuff ..

[philomena1980]

Yeah Please repost with a more normal sound level ... :-P

[FinlandForum]

Vent. Waarom heb je het geluid zo ontzettend hard staan? Ik heb trommelvliesbeschadiging dankzij jouw geweldige geluidsinstelling.

Verder wel goed van het uploaden!

[rodica69]

how can you tell?

[cormy89]

Look closely at his eyes. That or he's really really tired...

[Jojordan12]

oh i know why we have sliced carrots in our puke XD

Its Actually Stomuch lining LOL

[foofi1238]

I'm still at school and I'm 26! Those bits of diced carrots are really shredded bits of your stomach lining- Huey! Ralph!

[plmqaz1994]

now a days he seams to think people go to see him just to hear him swear but we dont, like this video he is so funny and he never swears i thing...........i go to see him on the 3rd of october woooo!!!!!!!!! thought i would let u know lol

[daveindublin1]

lucky lucky :-) enjoy

[plmqaz1994]

why thank you :-)

[rentatrip1]

if you can't understand him...have a pint of heavy and then you will.....

[klecito]

feck!! hard accent!

[GoblinXXX]

Never had diced carrots, but there's always corn and rice.

[azeedalilweezylova]

Can hardly understand him. Im aussie

[xVampirexKiss]

Aww Legend!

Lmao Funnay as anyhin!

[LisaVicky16]

Ye cannae beat the Big Yin on comedy!!!!

[Nadiine23]

brilliant comedy act, hes one of the best uk comedians

[TheonlyComedian]

Rated number one comedian in the world actualy ^.^

[KravVolder]

@TheonlyComedian Actually no that would be Russell Peters.

[TheScouseExile]

@KravVolder Peters is good but not one of the greats.

[TheCaptainLulz]

@TheonlyComedian onley because George Carlin died. RIP

[cptmuska]

@TheonlyComedian umm that is horse shit, but hes my favorite.

[Morclaw]

@TheonlyComedian on channel 4 actually. Which is English tv i believe. He is good don't take me wrong but not best in the world imho...



[ktbandolivia]

I papered that cealing you tube

[mairenidhomnaill]

mad git

[Jorsalfar]

Maniac!:P

[JCQBNo1]

get a fuckin grip ya whalloppers its a fuckin joke man,diced carrots,stomach linen,who geez a fuck!!!

[Guitarstring187]

What is heavy???

[awp1958]

Beer

[goldsgym1244]

Guinness normally

[urbannibja123]

the carrots and tomato skins are actually stomach lining... :O

[joelthefrog1]

lumps of stomach lining?

(Diced Carrots)

[urbannibja123]

not carrots.. it is stomach lining...off the bbc science gcse area... :S

[unimac74]

do people in dutchland like our 100% scottish billy

[joelthefrog1]

yes

and its holland not dutchland

[AlexAbused]

Why are the subtitles in Dutch.. or Flemish... or whatever??

[emich34]

dutch.. and probably because this clip was ripped off dutch tv

[lionkingdaftxx]

haha iam fa scotland and thats so true !!!XDXDXD

[Paxmax]

BWahaahaahaa!!! "I've had a tounge transplant... and it doesn't fit"

[bigjimmyv]

AHHH When Billy was Scottish... nice to be reminded he still is eh!

[Lebowskisan]

First time i see an billy connolly show with dutch subtitle's.

Billy Connoly is amazing, no idea why the dutch havent heard of him. :S

He sure is better then all the funny dutch guys together! =)

[themanbearpig]

i think he means 2 glaswiegans in rome.

[asdsrules]

probably but the italians might not know glasgow, safer to say scotland

[greten007]

IT'S DUTCH , JEEZ xD

[ILUV74]

AAAAhhh me ears ,still funny lol.

[ailiepants]

JESUS that was loud! its 4am and im trying to write an essay on glaswegian accents, being subtle. just about had a fucking heart attack!!

[Vin4enco]

what video is this from??? plzzz someone?

[YawpingStance]

I love two things about Billy Connolly: 1) that he laughs at his own jokes. And 2) that he looks like a muppet in this particular vid. XD

[rockerstar101]

he laughs along because he mainly has like a story line & thoughts, the rest he just makes up as he goes along. the man is pure genious

[sketchydc]

Any theory that begins "Theres a pervert somewhere" instantly deserves attention :p

[belzigmaar]

he looks so much like robert de niro here amazing comedy love him

[QwertyBerty44]

1. I was deafend by the claps at the start.

2. Legend.

[dash1141]

You and me both, brother.

Volume was only at 50% and the fucking roof nearly caved in.

[Kraken812]

I thought I was the only one. XD

[kev1n234]

same here

[samuraichick1987]

It gave me such a fright that i just about went through the ceiling, lol.

[QwertyBerty44]

Haha :)

[ownage2012657]

thats deffinently dutch i am a scot who speaks dutch :P

[gangstarr26]

The subtitles are dutch indeed .

[flyscreen99]

legend

[maryjane2x15]

haha quality!

[SimonWallwork]

makes me proud to be a scott lol xD

[themanbearpig]

really your names scott?

[docwarwick]

Billy = legend

[odieousmaximus]

is it just me, or does the subtitles seem like olde scots? lol

[psyk149]

No' really, mair likes ay Dutch, ken?

[caesarcheese]

HAHAHAHAHA

[SamanthaLogue]

"i have a theory, theres a pervert somewhere, wae diced carrots followin drunk guys" ahaaa love it

[dannyuknewcastle]

hahaha that end joke was quality.

Billy, yer a legend mate!

[CharmsOfTheDevil]

Tomata skins as well!!!!

[Niamhy0xRandom]

lol this guy is a legend i swear!!! :D:D:D:D

[spfh84]

Its not german.

[shivjos]

It's Dutch.

[Iainaplin]

am laughing my arse off at the german ... "Twee pintin Heavy" lol

[archontic]

He said two pints of heavy.

[Iainaplin]

you an idiot?. when billy says two pints of heavy... read the german translation. its funny

[archontic]

Why must you resort to insults?

[killemos123]

it's not german its dutch

[NguyenThiKhiem]

it's not german it's danish you wanker

[killemos123]

i didn't say it was german ya stupid dickhead.

[semivir]

xD Danish. Danish doesn't even use the Latin alfabet. You don't even have to be able to read it to know it's not Danish.

[psycomen3]

you're both wrong its dutch

[randomdude0873]

they say the pope drinks that stuff its no wonder they carry him about in a chair huh lolz billy was freakin hilarious there :)

[volgodon]

Wonder who painted that ceiling, it's fantastic..