E Pluribus Football

[Paximeister]

Was that a The Wire reference in the intro?

[JordanRv3]

Football...football...that's the one you kick around on the floor yeah?

Of course it is.

[cdbud5]

13 People are Colts

[clonehigh123]

Best WINK EVER!!!

[BackSideOFFThemoon]

watching whitout sound... my headphones is in another area....:P

[BackSideOFFThemoon]

My coffee is done..:P

[nikko347]

did anyone hit the transcribe audio button? because it made a funny thing funnier! Rofl!

[eebledeezo]

Craig with a wig. So, so funny.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[TheLeilisa]

what's the ideal height for football?

[DaniHazaVoice]

Canada's where it's at!

[alandottie]

Where can i get Craig with a wig's humming lessons? XD LOL

[AMVoverlord]

hey, i thought you didnt have a ceiling!

[Arutah93]

Portugal = soccer, all the way baby.

[SherbetStardust]

I actually always think that Craig with a Wig is like.. a different person. lololol. same thing with clones. xD

[natanojpr]

I'm Puertorican, like basketball

[jsebean]

I'm Canadian and I love hockey!

[barrett7212]

lmao craig with a wig

[StanislavKozlovsk]

lol I was watching this in sunday night

[farfinmosker]

Best wink ever. Shadow puppets!

[Narglesonamistletoe]

isn't it pronounced Gre-nay-da? and I'm twelve and from sweden but even I know that USA's motto "in god we trust."

[ashley3216]

@Orangemongoose1 haha ouch!!high five:D!!!!

[Narglesonamistletoe]

@Orangemongoose1 Since when? Well I'm twelve and we haven't even started on europe yet so blame my teachers!

[ThyPunkRockKitty]

@Narglesonamistletoe You were correct. xD He was just being a troll. Lmao. (And I hope you realize the U.S. isn't in Europe....)

[flockofspades]

@Orangemongoose1 It is "In God we trust."

[ThyPunkRockKitty]

@Orangemongoose1 Wow. you are a fail.

[IssyRedbird]

Awesome hey-o dude!

[turtletarian2]

are u a genius?

[chevysrule70]

lol my little brothres have that same xylophone toy

[brittbo2006]

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO RENT YOU? I WILL SERIOUSLY LEAVE THIS ON EVERY VIDEO UNTIL YOU ANSWER.....

[Mer1002]

I love you <3 E pluribus yummy <3

[IzoTarrok]

:( i wanna humm like that

[fullysicsubwoofers]

why do you pronounce craig funny. kreg

[tattaslayer]

I don't get this crap... Wtf is he doing and ttrying to say...

[rothaga2]

Where did the angelic music originate from? Which episode?

[candycaneman13]

how do you only get around 20,000 views per video? i don't get it!!!!! you should be getting like 5 million! you are better than niga higa! fred! expecially Raywilliamjohnson! you are one of the most epic you tubers of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make videos all the time!!!!!!!!!

[buccaneerpenguin]

Is thast a NES in 1:12 and 1:13?

[missmouse35]

ur videos r like cocain, addicting, make everything seem funny, and hard to break off of. thank u wheezywaiter for making my days less crappier.

[lally97]

i thought it was 'in god we trust' ?

[TREMTARIQ]

First! :p rofl

[bighamster2]

Only just discovered these videos today, but I think I must have just watched at least a months worth in a row!

[iLauraLou]

Looool Craigedy Craig, Craig with a wig gets me everytime xD

[Nopacs]

holy christ I love his humor.

[LillyMelodies]

You just high-fived yourself to perfection!

[m00tmike]

@LillyMelodies ...But how...?

[gex2gecko1]

@LillyMelodies took me about 5 tries. but i fund the edit line. haha

[sheepdog2c7]

lol im from scotland and i own an americafootball woop i like to watch and play it but i prefer our football or soccer :)

[KoolThing14]

your really good at humming!

yeah...

lmao

[olithegreat]

i lived in grenada for six years!!!!

yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Niggs3000]

that weezy, hehe, he LOVES it when the coffee's done!

[iaMyla]

Wow, that wink was awesome

[americas1stborn]

HA! "i love it when the coffees done..."

And thus he quoteth the greatest of the papscallions, Pappy himself

[KaliKushPooch]

its GRINDS not GRAINS..u..u FUCKER!!!!!

p.s. i love you weezy :D

[sigfriedofcourse]

THIS HELPED ME TODAY!!! I impressed my all-knowing grandfather with my knowledge of the meaning of E. Pluribus Unum!

What would I do without Wheezy? :D

[taureleafsilver]

Craigity-craig is terrifying me.

[musicismyfavorite777]

Yeah, I think you're the best youtuber ever.

[PhillyBlunt6988]

*agrees*

[Narglesonamistletoe]

wait a minute, "grains"?! I thought it was grinds!

[AlecBurnett]

How are you born so awesome?

(and beardy?)

[ChenJunHung]

why do asians have fat legs, coz we don't play football here... poor...

[virgostoner]

hahah he was humming

[Fittons1989]

im kind of getting sick of the coffee joke thing its old and used sorry craig

[flyingmonkeycrap]

hella good editing on the baseball thing :D

[sigfriedofcourse]

You and your CRPA's.

[AlpineAM]

what was that other youtube series he's in - PoPS...What does that stand for? I cant fint it!!!

[Quinklong]

@AlpineAM Platoon of Power Squadron

[Britty5096]

youre awesome. i love the endings where you show how dumb you act to make these videos lol

[ainekatt]

"I love America."

"I love Sandwitches."

You're awesome.

[elohelemilyyy]

1:30

I laugh every. single. time.

[pistolbanana]

lmao, me too

[TheDoctorDude167]

lol. the captions are funny. lol stupid google.

[WittyTv]

if you live in a flat. do your neighbours downstairs know u make videos? because they have 2 wondor why ur running and talking to urself

[FlamingTaco1479]

Haha, you're awesome xD

~Moriah

[meg126lovelybones]

i heart craig

[djk3v711]

You know, I was watching your older videos all day (kinda like you did with Ze Frank), and I realized: you should really call the doobly "the describey" again.

[Angieanything]

Hilarious!

Much love!!

[SlammedDemo]

Checkout the new SITCOM SNEAK PREVIEW of SLAMMED! in 4 parts

[NoQuestionzAsked]

You kill me!

[WorldofGN]

haha

[wiffiw]

omg i hate that americans call their stupid thing football (i'd call it steroidball or omg-i-have-huge-sholders-and-a­-weird-shape-ball...-ball). the real and only FOOTball is what you call soccer. :@

you fcuking americans always ruin everything.

(put thumbs down now, ha :D)

[foxtoon]

@wiffiw Well...humm? You know he does have a point.....

[7831549]

hey smart ass explain why cricket is called cricket instead of enormous flat paddle hitting a small bouncing ball. i see no chirping grasshoppers involved in the sport, anyone else? or why is rugby called rugby if you have an answer to any of those then i suggest you Google American football and learn why it was named football before run your arrogant mouth(fingers in this case). you pretentious bastard.

[FedoraGamer]

@7831549 Did your dad never love you? You seem to have a lot of kept in anger.

[7831549]

Ouch that stung! You're right, my daddy never gave me enough love. I express my yearning by lashing out at lesser evolved human beings. Thank you for revealing this to me.

[FedoraGamer]

Your welcome, but next time i you need a little sting to help you understand your just as much human, I suggest snapping yourself with a rubber band. Welts will disappear over time. :D

[7831549]

no i like this better.....stupid people suck!

[7831549]

really? that's the best you can come up with? how very sad.

[venus6catss]

:D ur right..... good thing

im not american!

:D *cough*

[BRoKeN7LoGiK]

@wiffiw yes, someone at last saying it...

[emmfan09]

XD Cragity Craig is a personal favorite.

[kylemullins]

Jesus Tacos

[fatangelthindevil]

1:34 orgasm-ic face haaaaa

[personz2000]

@TantiBoy the Superbowl is the championship of american Football. big stuff here in the US

[555mimi666]

I love it when WW is on .... see, reference to ... the coffee... well, its obvious! Anway I LIKE !!!!

[jylzee]

did you have your ceiling re-installed?

[TantiBoy]

I'm in Australia WTF is the super bowl?

[foxtoon]

@TantiBoy you do not want to know...Let just say it is the grates wate of time ever thought of...

[djk3v711]

You have no idea how awesome it feels to have been there when things like "I love it when the coffee's done" and "Craig in a Wig" get started. I used to feel dumb when you would say "doobly-doo" lol

[WatchingMatthew]

When we going to see more of TY The Regular guy!?

[trapjohnson]

so, slap braclet to enhance phantom hi-5? Good aim either way.

[ryker666]

You know you look exactly like 80s Andre Agassi with that wig? lol.

[MoleGirlSays]

Weezy waiter is just so awesome!

[fooliejulie]

"I guess if you love something, set it free. Or don't own it." I set you free, WheezyWaiter. And I don't own you.

[baretoedgirl]

I hope this isn't creepy, but you were in my dream last night. Don't remember much, but your eyes and beard were very prominent. xD

[baretoedgirl]

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but I had a dream about you last night. I have no idea what it was about, but I remember your eyes and beard very clearly. xD

[simdave2000]

hahaha the "Craig with a wig" segments are always my favorite. xD

[ramenxxninja]

"E Pluribus yummy" :D <3

[eawoodard]

didn't watch the superball and i couldn't care less

[bryanfuel]

:O craig didnt swear

[voxiphiliac]

I'm Australian and I watched the Super Bowl- and not for the commercials! Which is odd, since I don't usually care for sports at all... why did I watch the Super Bowl?

[coolaz07]

to see The Who.

[LedOutMan]

Because we Australians are easily amused.

Also the superbowl is the most evil, smart, marketing/advertising campaign in history. The "we watch only for the ads" is simply the masterstroke.

[missy11309]

hey craig, wats up

[DearAmyDizzy]

@thiswestcoastweather same here

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

your door is very far way from your chair

[dietcokeabuser]

I didn't watch the super bowl ... I fail at being American

[CarrieBradshawRootie]

I love craigidycraig craig with a wig. :)) I'm sucha big fan of wheezy that I notice he has a spot today ;)

[wheeledslayer08]

CRAIGY CRAIG CRAIG WITH A WIG

I love him hahaha

wheezy I want time travel soon....

[thiswestcoastweather]

Hey, I'm Canadian and I watched the Super Bowl! Although, mostly for the commercials. I'm no real sports fan.

[MaskedOffenders]

Hey-oh! By george, I think I love you.

[TylerPak]

beardtards! unite!

[Faffrika]

this video was E Plurbis Fantastic

[omnidoug]

I look forward to your video every day.

Cool wink today!

[Detano2]

I'm Canadian and i don't  pay attention to sports.

if i was American, i still wouldn't.

if i was British, then i would love football (soccer).

[BrandNDA]

Who Dat?

I've been pulling for the saints since they got to 7-0. I live in new orleans but never been a saints fan. Their season truly made me a fan.

[sublime1010101]

wtf was that at the end

[jeofstrunk]

@colourmeful ok thanks

[lightsaberdudes2]

"Hes Craigety Craig Craig with a wig!"  that pickup line is soooooooo catchy

[geevesluvsokgo]

you're my favorite

[Gtownprincess16]

i gotta say...that wink was quite brilliant!

[jeofstrunk]

@rebeccawesome thanks

[ryanfernandes13]

lol... your soo different from other human beings.... xD

[alwaystextback]

Short AND sweet!

E Pluribus Awesome!

[dalekkiller]

Wheesy what did you do with them, Solent Green?

[jeofstrunk]

whats weezy waiter's real name??

[rebeccawesome]

@jeofstrunk I think it's Craig, though I have absolutely no evidence whatsoever with which to back up my hypothesis.

[colourmeful]

@jeofstrunk it's craig

[orianam]

Do you have neighbors downstairs?? Do they ever complain of you jumping and running and having week-long parties?? awesome neighbors.

[Arrowet]

I hate football. -_-

[jfkkorky]

I was rooting for the Saints at my friends football party game and everyone dogged me that they didnt stand a chance. I enjoyed my victory dance very much.

[sportzlvr9328]

i love america.

i love sandwiches.

:)

haha that was just me humming. :D:D

[skrubsam]

I'm going to say that from now on... "E pluribus yummy"

[McCreathBen]

WHY, WHY, WHY wont you do one if my wink :'(

[sigfriedofcourse]

I'm so glad that the BEARS won the superbowl this year! E pluribus your mom?

[thefateoftheworld]

:) hurray, another uber fantastic wheezy vid!

[DanBiaRob]

Canadians watch it to. >:Y

My whole school was betting on the colts.

I was voting more on the colts. C:

[mylovelydame21]

YAY! THE SAINTS WON! Now that that's out of the way, great video Wheezy!

[numbersism]

haha I was looking forward to watching this all day :)

[louissmall94]

the best 'i love it when coffee's done' evar

i want a life

[Sharkskillyou]

That was a great wink!

[DarthJader11]

thanks!

[MisterProdigy]

@DarthJader11

Just comment a hundred times.

[DarthJader11]

ok! =D sorry for my overexuberence.... i'm just a tad excited...

[pennygoo]

hahaha

i'm eating a sandwich right now even!

[Firewingie]

It is everyone's belated birthday.

[kemey1494]

@Firewingie

Or early birthday, depending on how you look at it.

[Firewingie]

I guess you're more optimistic than me. I envy you.

[Veggiefull]

You can become optomistic. Google plug in ID.

[kemey1494]

Actually, I was saying that to be contrary. But you are right to envy me. :)

[DarthJader11]

or everyone's very merry unbirthday. =]

[LozerNumberW]

Craig with a wig!

xD

[feuerxzaku]

Nyaa!

I asked you to say "Happy Belated Birthday Abby." You didn'ttt.

Lol, I don't hate you for it but... Do you think you could in your next one? It would make her really happy. c:

[splicegrrl]

thousands of hairs, one beard. e pluribus wheezy.

[kira902k]

Hahaha <3

[Joshua64NL]

You should definitely say "Eat beard" more often, loved that :P

[ratbikemike]

Um...Best wink ever!

[DarthJader11]

thanks! ;D ding!

[shupajunia]

there was no punch in this video!!! :OO

[ChRoPi21]

What ?! How did they slap hands!

[PvtCreak]

same way i slap your mother's ass

[PvtCreak]

Yeah, Wheezy Waiter replied to my comment ^_^ My dream came true <3 Yet there is another one! - say 'hi' to me in your next video and I'll be completed and ready-to-die-from-wheezy-excit­ement. Are you willing (wheezing?) to take that risk?

[sojimmie11]

Psh, who cares about football? Rugby is so much better.

Or at least that's my opinion for the moment since I saw Invictus yesterday. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. You should totally watch it and give a review of it. That would be awesome.

[SomeIrishGuy19]

Well the second biggest rugby contest in the world is on atm (after the world cup) The six nation. 3 games every weekend for six weeks . Last week wasn't great. but usually it's a good larf. Pick a team possibly to do with your ancestry then go nuts.

[dangerouslytalented]

It was monday morning at the time here in Australia. Your "happy sunday" was meaningless for us:(

[wheezywaiter]

I'm wishing you a "Happy Sunday Night" for your Sunday night. It doesn't have to align with my Sunday Night.

[dangerouslytalented]

I shall utilise it when I get a sunday night.

You are currently wishing it to me on a tuesday my time, so I shall save it for another five days. And several hours.

[Co1dnessCa1ms]

that wink was win.