How To Deter Burglars

[lolkiller140]

this bullshit is dumb how stupid can somone get

no shit u need all thoughs think what a dumb ass

[azzaz691]

Yes,yes it does

[MKSurvivalfishing]

i dont even know what deter means

[BlackOpVideos100]

How to Deter Burglars

Step 1- Listen to Justin Bieber

Did you know Germans are from Germany?

[Lightning2659]

How To Deter Burglars

You will need:

A shotgun

A neighbor

Step 1: If you see a burglar, kill the burglar with a shotgun

Step 2: Bring the dead burglar to your neighbor

Step 3: Dial 911 and say the burglar is in your neighbor's house

Step 4: Watch your neighbor get arrested

Did you know that circles are round?

[vymahesh]

@Lightning2659 you wont get arrested for killing trying to kill you, rob you or mug you

[Lightning2659]

@vymahesh it will be the neighbor who will get arrested

[ReconMon]

I have a solution it's called the Claymore mine

[Darkprotoman64]

@ReconMon you need to activate it yourself so it would be hard to time it

[WhitePhoenix08]

Just Get a walther p38 and shoot his ass

[mudjugXdipper]

step one open closet

step two get remington 870

step three fill with buck shot or slug

step four shoot that fucking theif in the mouth ^_^

(if you dont want to kill them just empty the buck shot and put in rock salt)

[RetardGamingHD]

@mudjugXdipper thief* not theif lols.

[frankthetank789]

the jokes on you, i'm watching this from the iphone i just stole

[TheIceSamurai]

you will need

old man

rocking chair

shot gun

porch

1. sit old man on porch

2. place shot with shells

did you know, this will make most shit their pants

[Kool4Sure]

First Howcast video where I have all the things needed.

[GPWfiles]

Step 1: Buy a shotgun

Step 2: shoot the burglar

Did you know you now have a dead body in your house??

[JakesAmandaPanda13]

get a gun.

[RussianVitamines]

step 1: Instal a pipe bomb in one of your drawers

step 2: take a butcher knife, some trash bags, and go clean the mess.

[ratherbesurfin95]

just chamber some 00 buck. the sound created is internationally understood.

[Darkprotoman64]

How to Deter Burglars

Step 1:Shoot the Bitch

Didi you know youre watching this video on a computer

[Baaaaaaches]

@Darkprotoman64 fail, im watching this with a toilet paper

[AdolfHitlerGaming]

@Darkprotoman64 I'm watching it on my iStone :P

[azzaz691]

@Darkprotoman64 Did you know: The word "did" has only one i?

[Darkprotoman64]

@azzaz691 i'm sorry that i accidentally put in i there do anyways does it really matter?

[ipodtouch616]

Nah I ant even need ah gun I'll shove my foot down thiar ass

[100computerkid]

how to Detect burglars

step 1: get a gun

step 2:if you here foot steps say: drop it and gimi yo moneyz!!

[23darvin]

It would suck if there was a fire in the house

[XTurtles9788x]

this is all you need to hide things from burgulars

[blackkittys668]

Step 1:pee

[alanhobbes1]

step 1 sleep with an ak 47

step 2 anyone intrudes, shoot them off

step 3 tell the police that the burglar was armed and dangerous and you had no other choice

step 4 sleep happy

[cillitafresh92]

i rather stab the burgler with a knife for self defense :3

[dafranx]

Step 1: Buy a fucking pump action shotgun.

Step 2: Buy some shells for your shotgun.

Step 3: Blast the bastard who dares breaks into your house.

Step 4: Dispose the body in a river or sea like the Mafia.

[kakainbox]

Step 1:get a gun

Step 2: dress as the terminator

Step 3:hide until burglar comes in

Step 4:go to the burglar and spray

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Anyone else able to read lips? @1:15

[mrdaniel911]

1. Dogs are too much of a nuisance -- barking for no good reason, etc. -- to be reliable to give adequate, reliable warning. 2. Good burglars know how to circumvent the dog-factor -- either bringing food with them, or breaking into your refrigerator first thing in the house -- so a dog wil rarely be of much practical use vs. a decent, determined burglar.

The most a dog will do for you is give you an inaccurate peace of mind.

*Attack-trained dogs are a potential danger to you and your kids!

[setoVSyugi]

Ill just stay at the door with my gun pointing at the door and when he comes i say

what were you going to do bitch?

[clanofhyrule]

hahaha optional a wooden dowel, thats the only thing ill need.

[withagunxxxx]

If a burglar comes into my house hes dead.

[Cj852361]

me: whats that noise (takes shotgun) ( walk down steps)

burglar: yeah yeah

me: who the hell r u

burglar: shit

me: (pulls trigger) *boom* kills burglar

me: bitch steal my shit

[stephycuppycake]

What if the burglar's already in O.o

[MrSurmf]

before bed set up a sentry gun by the door

[sniperproduction1001]

i thought the wooden dowel was to knock out the burgerler

[Peedeelnn]

whats deter?

[AwsumRocket18]

Awhh! Pitbull! I want it! Oh yeah... why don't you just get a gun? We have like 3 guns in our house.

[MarioMan400]

Optional: GET A GUN YOU RETARD

[kidkong584]

@MarioMan400 only in America....

[notsooutcast]

fuck this shit ill just get a mirror that plays Sunburn when they try to steal something.

[2tacotaco]

opitional a mine feild

[iAreAless]

can i just get one of them turrets from portal?

[Brutaka921]

Get a security system, and make sure they know it, by putting in stickers (such as ADT, even if you don't have ADT) your windows, and even putting in a sign in your front yard that says ADT, or some other security system protected. Install 1 or 2 deadbolt locks, those are hard to pick. Make sure that if you have a windows close to a door, you put a lock so it won't be able to be opened to far (burgalars can just open a windows, put their hand in, and unlock the door). If all else fails, move.

[Amnotafaggot2]

fuck that ,ill just do what i do when i play cod

[Brutaka921]

@Amnotafaggot2 It's funny how a video game freak thinks he can deter a burglar. No, most burglars also bring weapons just in case. So while you try to use your knowledge of an unrealistic video game that mostly kids and teens play, the burglar can just stab you.

[Amnotafaggot2]

@Brutaka921 i wasnt trying to be realistic i was just joking you think im stupid or something i know that real life and video games are not the same

[Brutaka921]

@Amnotafaggot2 Ah, sorry about that. I've just seriously had enough of Call of Duty freaks, I can't tell the difference from Call of Duty freaks and decent people.

[xeeweexRC]

step 1: buy a gun.

step 2: SHOOT THEIR ASS

[howtofold190]

wait if we hear someone breaking in in a aparment... that means he already broke in you car outside!

[jgladsee]

step 1 buy a gun step 2 wait

[centerstream123]

that wouldnt stop sam fisher XD

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Fuck. I don't have a dog. Fuck. I don't have a car. Fuck. I don't have a house.

[UTFxMarcus]

@DaveWreckingCrew your fucked...

[zazo9able]

@DaveWreckingCrew fuck you have a computer

[DaveWreckingCrew]

@zazo9able fuck you have a nice day

[Saigont]

@DaveWreckingCrew and yet you have a computer to watch this on?

[DaveWreckingCrew]

@Saigont Yeah, I was in your house five months ago trolling Howcast..

[TheAnonymoususer5]

I have a dog but it is so sweet it's let my brother in the house the first day she saw him. I nominate her sweetest dog in USA.

[MsJx56]

uhh . . . buy a fucking gun

[jamalaron]

A dog? How the fuck is a dog thats not even an attack dog going to kill an armed man?

[kidkong584]

@jamalaron depending on what kind of dog it is, it could either scare them away or give you time to react.

[Brutaka921]

@jamalaron The sound will scare it away, or alert neighbors. And you never know, some burglar might even have a deathly fear of chihuahas.

[videogamenostalgia]

Invite Justin Bieber and/or Rebecca Black to stay at your house...

[PivotB3stZ]

Optional: Trip wired Claymores. A gun.

[mollysangelique]

ps met handen en voeten ben ik achter jy wou zeggen was het ok wel

[mollysangelique]

had straks bedacht kunnen we wat doen over experimenten leuke uitvindingen van jou zoals byv laser korb,jy kan sigaret uitvinden zonder schadelyke stoffen wel tabak lukt het octrooi aanvragen ben jy binnen idee

[mollysangelique]

had straks bedacht kunnen we wat doen over experimenten leuke uitvindingen van jou zoals byv laser korb

[legoepicboy]

It's funny cuz they also made a video on how to pic a lock

[bkazapa]

i so like to read this coments =))))

[sandvichNATION]

step 8: buy a gun

[altima1fuga2]

What if you're allergic to dogs? ie. their scruffy fur?

[fatbelly970]

@altima1fuga2  Get the rare hairless dog

[sarah258595]

@altima1fuga2 get a Maltese! they're hypoallergenic and were literally be used as alarms in Malta's past, they'd bark and the bigger dogs would come out! you do have to get them groomed though, since they don't shed. and they commonly have a ton of separation anxiety :/

[OoOreosoO]

this is a fantasy theyll have a gun =.=

[Leshawnathewoogi]

i think i good my dogs bark and freak out when people come to my house, and even when someone across the street comes outside and stays in their yard -_-

[ricka15]

where does this dude live the hood ?

[opo736]

Step 1: Buy a litter of baby cougers

Step 2: Mature baby cougers by feeding stale pizza

Step 3: Lock fully grown cougers in cage.

Step 4: Link couger cage to panic button

Step 5: ???????

Step 6: Profit

[MrOrigameee]

step 1: get king kong to roar when a burgler come

step 2: get a baseball bat to beat them up

step three: get a gun if nessesary

step four (optional) get a get a wooden dowel to finnaly do the finishing blow jump up angle ur wooden dowel down make sure they r layin down stab them in the place

did you know: burglers hate king kong

[TheLaserProduction]

optional get a wooden dowel, why? so we can beat the shit out of the burglar?

[vevo584]

@PurplexGreenxx no cause wen som1 comes up it turns on

[PurplexGreenxx]

But wouldn't the lights go off every time you enter your house?

[UncleRuckusNigga]

i keep a whip near my front door and a brandin' iron near my bed! when them fail, i always got my job application copy. dem niggas aint gettin my stuff!

[NickolaySheitanov]

What if the neighbours are the burglars? Lol fail.

[KatrinaSaechao]

Step 1: if the burglar comes knock the fuck out of them.

Step 2:then if he's still alive then run and kill them with a knive!

Step 3:then call the fucking cops!!!

[ADalena17]

step 1 stay at your house

step 2 by two mac10s (only for groups)

step 3 get a shotgun

step 4 shoot like hell

if hes still alive,CALL THE FUCKIN COPS!!!

[tomislavlac]

in my neighborhood, a burglar stole my alarm clock so I do not know when I need to go into robbery

[UtubeCreature]

How to deter burglars?

Step 1: be poor.

[ANoobsGamertag]

step 1 hire chuck norris

step 2 you don't need a step 2

[AMelancholyRaven]

step 1:get burgalar alarm

step 2:buy a table

step 3: yell at the table for breaking into ur home and threaten to call the police

[musicindian1214]

step 1: put a pan by ur bed

step 2: if a burgular or murderer comes in ur home sneak up to them and kick them in the balls

step 3:get the pan and knock them out with it

step 4:make sure hes actully knocked out,also remove guns,or killing devices from him.

step 5: CALL THE FREAKING COPS!

[musicindian1214]

step 1: put a pan by ur bed

step 2: if a burgular or murderer comes in ur home sneak up to them and kick them in the balls

step 3:get the pan and knock them out with it

step 4:make sure hes actully knocked out before running away to call the cops,also remove guns,or killing devices from him.

step 5: CALL THE FREAKING COPS!!

[ThePlanetchild]

buy AK-47 . done.

[hunterziegelmann]

Step 1: Purchase party poppers/cap guns

Step 2: Scream at the top of your lungs"YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!"

Step 3: Let off some caps/party poppers.

Step 4: Watch him run in fear/Call police and give them a description.

Step 5: Sue them for more money to buy moar caps.

[FiraGun90]

@hunterziegelmann Brotip, use the money to buy moar lawyers.

[MultiRump]

step one: masturbate

step two: get a gun

step three: put a sign up on your door that says you have a gun

[StringerDCUO]

Step one: Live in the ghetto.

[SonicX1561]

Step one: Buy an RPG

[dalancun]

what if you don`t have money for a dog?

[848kasper]

@dalancun steal one

[Kaniwano]

step 1 : watch kipkay DONE

[ExtremePeppers]

2-3/4" 12 gauge #4 buck. Benneli shotgun. Have the barrel threaded to take a full choke tube (Charlie's in Carrolton Tx. off of Beltline and I-35 does great work). At 15 feet your pattern will have an 6-7" spread.

[TheRavenHerst]

step1:get burgalr alarms

step2:get a snack

step 3:scream at the table for breaking in

:)

[TheSludgeFuck]

Step 1: Get a Gun

[dasdew2]

@TheSludgeFuck how to buy a gun

Mossberg500,Remington870,kel tec KSG,M1A,AK-47,FN PS90,Mosin nagant,Remington 700,AR-15,AR-10,AR-5,glock 17 gen 3,sig P226, ANY 1911,Maverick 88 and so on.

what should i go with? whatever you are comfortable with,go out to the range and pratice, as long as you know and follow gun safety rules,maintanece, and hot to shoot it you should be fine

[lars0]

lol the beginning ''How to deter burglars'' sounds like it could be a song. perfect beat, perfect melody in the speech

[k0raph]

step 1: buy a gun

(howcast try to make everything so simple gosh)

(but its so fun reading people's homemade steps lol)

[TheBloodmonkey123]

Step one:learn what deter means 

[SK84EVAKYLE27]

I thought the dowl was to wack the burgler

[Legometallica09]

Optional if pet store doent have a bear, run to africa and grab a lion

[Legometallica09]

Step One: Go to local Air Force Base...

Step Two: Rent A Machine Gun and a worker to control

Step Three: Just incase worker falls asleep, buy a bear...

Step 4: Get 5 250W Laser, or you can buy a Thor guy...

Step 5: Watch the burglar die in agony

[killer8479394]

@Legometallica09 rent a chuck norris that suits your needs...

[simfreaxx]

DID YOU KNOW?!

That if you close your blinds/curtain your basically saying i've got expensive stuff i don't want you to steal instead of showing it off in the window not giving a shit?

[PuppetFiasco]

I prefer my shotgun

[Kertezium]

.. This sounds like it sound be titled 'How to make your house similar to Fort Knoxx'

[MewMewPawstepKitty]

I Thought It Said "How To Deter Burgers" ROFL!!

[monkeymac3]

How to deter burglars: the easy way.

1) get a baseball bat

2) beat the son of bitch that tried to rob you with said bat

[LifeofJob]

ONLY SPEND $100000000000000000

[jayhawk2000]

My Uncle owns an estate in California, and he has a huge fence on the permitter of his property. On each corner, he has a guard tower, mounted to each one of these towers is .50 cal chopper gunner turret from Vietnam. They are old and out of use. But they scare the shit out of me. Burglars walk by the house, put a big red X on it, and say okay, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS MANSION.

I'd go here for a zombie appacolypse

[UncleRuckusNigga]

@jayhawk2000 he a dealer by any chance?

[jayhawk2000]

@UncleRuckusNigga

No, I don't remember is occupant. But he's fuckin loaded...

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

aww cute dog should add more vids with dogs and cats and ill watch them more often

[weardrake]

or if your rich:

step one:mount a machine gun on your roof

step two hire someone to run the machine gun so they shoot any burglars

[SonofBlackDefiance]

The People Under The Stairs - GREAT FILM

[deityoffate0]

how to break in a house for burglars

step 1 watch how to pick a lock (Howcast)

step 2 go to a random house

step 3 pick the lock

step 4 steel everything

[obabamaiu]

step one get a dog? fuck that. get a bear and a mop so you can clean up the mess afterwards

[Legometallica09]

@obabamaiu xD Get a bear...

my local pet store is selling a trained bear... o_o

[obabamaiu]

@Legometallica09 dude that's awesome! haha i would so get one if i could! lol

[tritanproductions]

@obabamaiu LOL

[deehurtz]

@obabamaiu You mean a mop to clean up the bear shit all over your house?

[Sammyelf]

@obabamaiu epic win =D

[liacokelat]

what if the burglars is ur neighbour ? XDD

[hengjinkwee]

1st step . Get a gun

2nd step . Load the gun

3rd step . Aim

4th step . Target spotted

5th step . Pull your gun trigger

6th step . See the Burglars die in slow motion

7th step . Call the police

8th step . Go back to sleep and wait for police arrival.

[johnabadmercer22]

Step one: Get a House

[porn1978]

step one: push one button = frogmen, snipers, helicopters, canine unit, SWAT

[multigecko13]

I highly doubt a little yappy Yorkie will scare the burgalur... He might just step on it. I know i would!

[multigecko13]

Will a pet rock work?

[orchimaru123]

Step one: Buy DVD "Home Alone"

Step two: follow what he does and ur safe! :D

[multipower8585]

@orchimaru123

LOL

[TheJohnAdams12]

@orchimaru123 your so right and home alone 2

[MechaKameleon]

The dog is cute. :)

[Skating4Passion]

when they said optinal a wooden dowel i was like ohhh yea but i didnt think they would use it on the window.

[BonemBoy122]

FUCK! i dont have any of those things

[CaptainNensho]

Glock 9mm.



[Punkrockfan001]

step 1

put a sign on your window and door saying

i can see you bring it mother fucker

[danberumen]

@Punkrockfan001 mine would say "you will recieve no warning shots :)"

[d0ugz24]

wow the first five things were like more than 2 grand

[pivotboy63]

you will need:

10 gauge shotgun

shotgun shells

good aim

[vvwtyz]

NO NO NO this stuff is expensive

More like have a fucking huge gun near the window and a old man next door on a rocking chair with a shotgun how hard could that be !!!!!!

[ThePresD]

What you'll need:

CHUCK NORRIS

[MultiRump]

i dont need to listen to any of this. malcolm x taught me how to avoid burglars effectively. when you go out at night or go to sleep, keep 1 light on in ur house so burglars will think theres someone who's inside and awake.

[Skid00everest340]

1:double barrel 12 gauge shotgun

2:rockin chair

3:blanket

4:a porch

5: dont fall a sleep

6: a german shepard or a big dog

7:scare off all burglers and jehovas wittness with a warning shot belive me people will leave you ALONE!

[pikachuthesquirtle]

play justin bieber's newest album as loud as you can when you are gone.

[DrShakalu619]

1: 12 Gauge

2: LED Headlight

3: Police

4: Cable ties

[TheOscar401]

@ThegodlyAsian some dogs are light sleepers

[Clungification]

the you will need list says it all?

[GameFreaksStudios]

Step 1: buy a m15 or any gun your comfortable with

Step 2: buy bandaliers, shells and bullets then turn a book into a secret compartment with that video over there -->

Step 3: get a lawyer

Step 5: repeat. useless knowledge: did you know 90% out of 100% of robberys are commited with either the victim having a gun or the burgler having a gun.

[proppa1000]

"if u hear someone break in turn on the car alarm" fuk tht if i hear someone breaking in il personally go downstairs and fuk em up myself

[ZZXdestruction]

have a british mob stand out side. when the robber comed in, a witches costume falls on him. BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!

[Hola24143]

Step one: Buy a m4 with red dot sight (optional).

Step two: Shoot everyone in your neighborhood.

Step three: I wasted typing step three for nothing.

[druidboychickenwingz]

i be spending 10 days breaking in if i saw a x box

[huless]

someone keeps breaking into my appartment, vandalizing my property, stealing, drugging me with some sort of sedative, i cant catch them, or figure out how they are doing it, i live on the second floor, in minneapolis mn can anyone help

[garcoi]

@huless step1:get a shotgun

step 2:stay awake

step 3: DONE