Hello - Tim Minchin

[WalterLiddy]

I don't know why people always complain about the audiences in these videos. We can't hear them because the sound is rigged to focus on him - they're participating just fine.

[Thunderios]

@WalterLiddy I think he meant to say that theyre cunts because they said Tim should get on with the fucking show :)

[mouldyteabag]

And look at him now- Playing the Royal Albert Hall with the 60 piece Heritage orchestra...

[SuperPlumz]

yup, the audience are cunts, well said tim

[shabby360]

@SuperPlumz oy i dont like ur language :D

[TheOrangeMickey]

This is no Tim Minchin, this is an impostor.

[sarahwa7]

Where is his eye liner? And bare feet? And grand piano? And what a shit audience, didn't laugh at anything.

[rubbishrider861]

where's the eyeliner? and the colourful contacts? and the bare feet? and his mahoosive steinway? and too tight jeans? and the super poofy hair? verrrry strange indeed...

[PeppermintCereal]

@rubbishrider861 You have to remember, this is early Tim.

[rubbishrider861]

@PeppermintCereal hmm, I know, but it is still strange :P

[sekirk]

It's so wierd seeing him behind a keyboard instead of a piano

[spaghettiisFOB]

WHERE IS HIS GRAND PIANO??

[angggxword]

Scars of Envy

[will2k123]

Fuck Josh Earle and fuck that fucking audience!

FUCK!

[groovynut222]

Fuckin Josh Earle -_-

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

Audience: "just get on with the fuckin show"

Tim Minchin: *starts to leave*

Audience: "awwww!!"

[Uratnik]

I like how just when the audience was starting to get involved, and enjoy having Tim out there, they kicked him off.

[dontactsuprised4]

I like this version better than the one with happy little africuns included, that audience sucks

[Ukuleleboy100]

'Only get worse......... cunts'.

[stellaluna92]

Phil Doust didn't get the warning

[CybeastFalzar99012]

@stellaluna92 no, he didn't, and he got himself a song in response :)

[Lurch0008]

im sorry but when he played at the o2 areana with his sythomy orcestra it was soooo much better

[iwanttowatchshitover]

@Lurch0008

Sheffield?



[MJlover3307]

@Lurch0008 really?? I prefer this one, I guess it's just a matter of opinion

[FlipitySwitch]

Where's his top lip?

[LaRstockholmsara]

@KathrineEC That was the lamest reply ever.

[TheBrainPulse]

I was wondering why his eyes seemed so pale from far away, and then I realized he had no eyeliner on. He looks so different without it!

[MattyRayson]

has anyone noticed his facial expressions at 0:39?? this is the reason why he wears the eye liner... because he has to rely on his face (mostly eyes) to show the feeling of the song.

[Flagritriba]

@MattyRayson Yes, I guess he uses eyeliner and make-up for the same reason theatre actors use them.

[MattyRayson]

@Flagritriba also people say, 'Where's the skinnies?'. If you look closely yes, he's wearing normal trousers, but if you've seen the 'So Fucking Rock' DVD then you'll see he's wearing the same. It was about 2008-09 when he started wearing skinnies and 'taking the mick out of rock stars'

[23mrbojangles]

HAHAHAH hes adorable

[razorlight1100]

I would have laughed at this, perhaps when I was 10

[FreakyFatBastard]

@razorlight1100 but you still watched it and commented so you might aswell be 10

[Odribah]

Wow they didn't laugh at anything...

[darcklycreator]

the part were hes singing about a bad review hes referring to phil daoust if you havent hears the song for phil d you should listen to it its funny XD

[miskee12]

im glad he called the audience "cunts" cuz they certainly were :-)

[ShLinGyPoPsIcLes]

Is it bad that as a tourette's...erm...haver (aka I have tourettes) I feel special to e included in the lyrics <3

[kasolli]

does he look like shane dawson to you?

[mrbiggoggles314]

@kasolli Not even close, haha

[gelvenchief]

@kasolli yeah, shane reminds me of tim sometimes.

[28335]

@gelvenchief except tim is clever...

[LaRstockholmsara]

@28335 Shane Dawson is clever, he has help alot of people

if he wasn't clever how does he come up with all his sketches and characters ?

[28335]

@LaRstockholmsara Shane's comedy is too reliant on the knee-jerk reaction and his characters are quite irritating. Actually, I am pretty sure he ripped off an In Living Color character.

[LaRstockholmsara]

@28335 what one then eh?

[Niatore]

@LaRstockholmsara lol if he was clever how come he doesn't come up with better characters?

[LaRstockholmsara]

@Niatore His characters are fine just the way they are.

[Niatore]

@LaRstockholmsara If you're fourteen and stupid.

[LaRstockholmsara]

@Niatore I'm 13 get it right, I was moved up a year so no, I'm not stupid.

[LaRstockholmsara]

@Niatore Oh and by the way, My brother is 20 and he's watched Shane for years so you can't say it's only funny to teens and young people.

[Niatore]

@LaRstockholmsara then I believe he falls under the category of 'stupid'

[LaRstockholmsara]

@Niatore *Then

Who my brother?, Oh then i guess people that pass exams 100% and have loads of GCSEs fall under the category of stupid then, Yes you know nothing about my brother so you can't judge anyone cause mate, You just failed.

[BroWhyYouBeTrippin]

@LaRstockholmsara Dude its the internet shut the fuck up no one wants to hear your gay life story.

[LaRstockholmsara]

@BroWhyYouBeTrippin No, I wont shut the fuck up if you didn't want to hear it don't fucking read it, it wasn't even your fight, Gay means happy so thanks man, appreciate it.

[KathrineEC]

@LaRstockholmsara That is the lamest comeback ever

[stellaluna92]

I guess Phil Duast didn't get the memo about turds in his plants

[markhiggins]

its just wrong without the grand piano

[radgrin]

he''s got s slightly psychotic face at the start of this...... <3 Tim Minchin though

[amacattackable]

@radgrin LOL... Love him though? That's why i love him!

[BecNoir]

no one gives a shit about josh earl

[Gestriden]

It's amazing how far he's come from this.

[ryanizzys]

15 people have turds in their potted indoor plants

[NewAgeEagles]

@ryanizzys fertilizer?

[bieberfeverhasspread]

is he not wearing eye makeup cos he was playing different roles on stage or something??

[DoveBabbitOfficial]

The 15 people who disliked this are just mad because they didn't get back their money.

[sirfender8]

how does he get his hair like that i want mine like that ?

[MrDeadlyOctopus]

@sirfender8 He said in an interview that he only washes it once every 20 or so days xD

[TescoSkater]

@sirfender8  He gets it chemically straightened and he styles it for hours.

[bieberfeverhasspread]

Does anyone no when hes gunna be in like london thats how far my mum and dad would drop me of lol :P ???

[LorgonJortle]

I bet he didn't like playing that keyboard much.

[Tiger00Lover]

Aw, I wish I was there. Does anyone know if Tim is ever gonna play in the Scottish Borders? like in Edinburgh?

[master1749]

@Tiger00Lover yes on the 19th, april, visit tims website to have a look gig tour to find out more

[chrisbaker91]

@Tiger00Lover on his website in april he has 3 shows in scotland 2 in Edinburgh I am making the trip from south east england to come and see him

[nhonho23]

>laugh-a-poolooza

>no one laughing

what the fuck

[rblave000]

is this an audience of four people? they were so quiet. tim is GOD!

[Khalastas]

WORST audience.

[ThePag09]

Why is no-one laughing?

[bloodypedant]

what a shit audience!!

[EvBliss]

@bloodypedant happens sometime bro, :( but tim minchin's a boss, he can deal with it! :)

[PawnedYa]

wait... i have a question... is tim the guy in raskemenn? (a norwigian comidie show)

[RikkurHansur]

@PawnedYa I don't believe so. Those guys are norwegian/danish/swedish (lolidunno) but their hair is quite similar.

[DrawAmatour]

@PawnedYa No.

[zinniafairy2]

I swear the audience weren't laughing enough.....

[rytsurai]

@zinniafairy2 Usually they dont because they're so amazed by the EPIC song writing ;)

[DeadpoolFan16]

Look at how funny Tim finds it that people are singing what he tells them to.

[lookoutism]

very talented.

[MissOrderedChaos]

'lol' to Josh Earle. That poor bastard has to be after Tim Minchin. By order of the universe that means he automatically sucks.

[martinkaby]

i so concur with tim. a grand piano is way more impressive in he's situation.

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

TIM'S so cute I wanna wrap him up in a bundle...

[Nolansykinsley]

14 people got turds in their plants

[Doodles549]

Love his comedy, and have to agree that he looks so strange without the eye make up.

[MrPoodoo777]

14 people missed the like button! Tim Minchin is absolutely hilarious!

[EgolandTed]

what a shit audience.

[stellaluna92]

Well Phil Doust didn't listen about how wonderful Tim tought he was. I wonder what he thinks about Tim's new song expressing his views on Phil

[TARDIS1995]

Who the f**k's Josh Earle?

[alicemall69]

14 people clicked the dislike video by accident!

i love this guys comedy ..... cant wait to move 2 ozz! the accents brill!

[willowstar01]

something about the eyeliner mkes his funny looks look............funny. And if he doesnt wear it they look a bit....scary..... he is still sexy tho

[slipknotrock6]

14 people are deaf =O

[JustForFunSmile]

@slipknotrock6 Pretty sure more than 14 people are deaf mate ;)

[MJlover3307]

no eyeliner or grand piano? wats next washed hair and shoes???

[Laurie2733]

@MJlover3307 No man, thats going waaay too far, not plausible. XD

[HentaiGuy42]

@MJlover3307 > Well, seeing as how this was 2006, I'm guessing that what's next is actually unwashed hair and no shoes.

[Zpik3]

@MJlover3307 I believe this is one of his first performances for any kind of sizeable crowd. He had not yet completed his onstage persona.. So don't worry! =)

[Uratnik]

@MJlover3307 worse... NO BOHEMIAN COAT!!! D=

[MJlover3307]

@Uratnik Oh God, I can't even think about it.

[bboinnng]

we love you Tim, we love you, love you, love you.

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

they appreciate him so much more in Australia :( but I still love him to bits.

[hadikchik]

It's weird without the grand piano.....

But I still love him :)

[supermushy]

"so cute you will want to wrap him up in a bundle" yeah and throw him of a cliff.

WE WANT TIM

[dannyh030692]

@supermushy lol that made me cry with laughter big time :)

[carladraw]

i was listening to this in France when i was on France exchange and she said Tim Minchin wasn't look going so now i hate her Tim is Hot

[MasterJ132]

where's the grand?:(

[XLauraXxXx]

Wheres the guyliner??! :O :L

[hillbillygenius]

Does anybody else think the lighting makes him look like some sort of demon or Satan in this video? It's a bit creepy...

[BibleStorm]

@hillbillygenius That, and the eyeliner

[irishwawa]

i love this man

[insanewarlock666]

He reminds me of jack black and KG

[mebee4]

It's strange to see him without a grand piano. Keyboard? Pffft - what is this?

[mjzua]

@mebee4 and no eyeliner? what's next, shoes and curly hair? haha XD

[mebee4]

@mjzua Bahaha. Lord forbid! XD

[AWSOMECHICK415]

i love this guyyyyyy!!!

[dontwatchmestuff]

this was his first proper show he also did this song on a charity thing

[Sazinata]

Pause it at about 1:11. xDDDD His face is hilarious!

He's smart! TIM MINCHIN <3

[SpaJazz]

@Sazinata AT 1:17, if you pause it, you can scare little children. lol.

[Sazinata]

@SpaJazz - LAWL! Nice one. I like pausing movies now *shifty*

[PastafarienismRulz]

he seems happyer than usual, happy in a patronizing way i think

[sfurner]

The audience were pretty lame...

[TheSpiritOfJazz2]

Lol he got the audience to sing 'get on with the fucking show' XD

[L00NGB00W]

Crowds are so easy to manipulate.

Make them happy, and you can tell them what to do.

Hooray for democracy! <_<

[XxXxhoffmanxXxX]

Oops meant to say his

[XxXxhoffmanxXxX]

Did anyone else notice how often he raised him eyebrows

[trpzfnd]

what?!?! no grand piano? why?!

[massive0random]

stage is probally too small?

[Austenctr]

@trpzfnd probably just because its the beginning of the show and they didnt want to bring it on just for the shows intro song

[bareakon]

what happened there at the end?

[L00NGB00W]

The audience said 'Get on with the fucking show!'

So a stagehand came in to take tim's equipment away. =)

[TheCrispyChips]

i know

i just watched it. you dickhead.

[L00NGB00W]

@TheCrispyChips

Was I talking to you?

I was answering bareakon's question, friend.

[TheCrispyChips]

@L00NGB00W touche.

[Shcroft2]

Where is his piano! he looked upset when he sat down and llooked at the keyboard!

[TheifOfEddis]

...I just died a little...your lack of eyeliner disturbs me...

[paragonpoint1]

Garrrr! Why Tim why?! Why did u get rid of u eye-shadow?!?!?

T-T

[EverybodyLovesMary]

ha he looks so happy and amazed that he can make people sing....oh I love Tim Minchin :D

[AvalaDemson]

omg wat is wrong with the world!!! where is his eyeliner!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[humzah3]

omg he looks creepy in this video ( no offence) its the shadow's on his eyes ( or is that more makeup) , ending was hillarious

[deffgy]

he's not wearing makeup here.. so it's the shade i guess:P

[SarahKaoruJames]

This is utter genious x'D

I absolutely love Tim Minchin, he's bloody brilliant <3

[myPETsnailFRED]

i would love it if he walked on, played one single note while singing the world "hello", and that was the full song.

[666Mannequin666]

Wow... No eye make-up, no contacts and I think his hair is the natural colour as well.. And still gorgeous! Hilarious song =]

[Zoldor]

I totally cracked up at the ending. <333

[mjzua]

haha yeah, I totally didn't expect them to actually say f**k XD

[chab911]

...

you dont listen to them a lot then haa

[sunavi246]

where's the eye make up?

[Tardiskey]

@sunavi246  Isn't the eye make-up for the stage? Maybe he didn't need it for the camera?

[stebarron]

@sunavi246 Well he wears eye make-up so the audience can see his facial expressions when he's playing the piano. Maybe this was just a short skit and he didn't bother? But in conclusion, he is still one awesome son of a bitch!

[marctb1]

It wasnt a venue, it was a large tent, thus he didnt have a piano, so they needed something that could be portable, thats why he sounds dodgey, the microphone is screwy, and the sound is shit

[xKaraAnnJx]

Oh no, he cant play with a kerboard, wheres the paino =[

Anyways, haha, so good even if its a keyboard.

[danielb1234567891234]

he didnt have enough money to buy a piano in 2006 maybe ?

[xKaraAnnJx]

Lol, maybe he couldn't carry it =]

[Daniel4119]

its probably because the venue didnt have a piano. Its not like he carries around his own piano lol.

[mysticpanda]

Don't you carry your grand piano on your back? All the cool people do it...

[Daniel4119]

well i guess i now know where im going wrong in the cool people challenge.

[lanc3fight4freedom]

All your people probably have very bad backs

=D

[EoN604]

it's a high end digital piano - looks like a Roland RD-700GX which almost costs as much as a real piano.

[synthmaestro88]

It is a Roland RD-700 (You can tell by the writing next to the power cable input) the RD-700GX was not being produced at the time this video was made. The Roland RD-700 would have cost you around £1200 at the time of production (a Roland RD-700GX would cost you £1,700 new) where as a real piano which he uses most frequently being a Yamaha baby grand would set you back anything from £17,000 upwards.

[Bowenwww]

wow, tough crowd...

[halloilikecereal]

swear the beggining of it is on an advert or something

[Tsugo582]

Hahaha LOVE Tim!

He's so funny.

"Just get on with the fuckin show."

Haha... love his face there

[000ashleemee000]

"but you're sure as shit not gettin' back your money!"

LOL!!

[b4h4mut13]

yeah i love that part specially lol. can'tstop alughing eventhough i have saw it a few hundreds time lol

[uriangatobataclan]

He is a GENIOUS.

[NozinAroun81]

Hi guys, join the FaceBook group "Tim Minchin: New Messiah?" and fraternize with like-minded Minchites.

[Seany1616]

Fuck Josh Earle, Man!, We want more Tim! :D

[SpaJazz]

@Seany1616 TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM!!!!!!

[Binger617]

@Seany1616 ill wrap him up in a fucking bundle and throw him off a cliff... see if hes still cute then