World's worst hacker

[THE16THPHANTOM]

aren't you hackers supposed to be like magicians, you know never reveal your secrets and all...

[lin545]

"rm -rf ka.tar" WTF?! Aahahaha!

[lin545]

Eh? He already had root, wtf was that for?

[TOTALpopedom]

I damn near fell outta my chair.

[SynXCraft]

I Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee this song :P

[andresond2]

LIKE for GlaDOS!

I forgive you for deleting Carolin.

[assassncrafter]

the world worst hacker never knew how to open the menu to start typing.lol

[FootLooseSocietyJerk]

cake is a lie♥ love the song ♥

[MrNamegame]

if this is cmd, i suggest you use the "tree" command to figure out which directories are linked to which...

[tufman319]

This video changes you. I now have to remain sitting for 33-51 seconds before standing up again.

[msafety9]

and this should be the worst hacker ?? o_O

[miloguy3]

LS

JUST TYPE LS

OH MY GOD

[mrkeipy]

@miloguy3 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ILikeWeatherGuy]

haha this is what wheatly actually does if you dont cut the neurotoxin cords for an hour :P

[valsnightowl]

rm -rf /

[Fujitechs]

Such noobs... Denial of Service is attacking by yourself, usually gets yourself in deep shit. Distrubuted Denial of service can be done by yourself with a botnet, or you can get a big PARTY going and you can distribute a large amount of packets across several different ports, adding to security and effectiveness. Now you we all educated.

[MrUidX]

How stupid..

[killer27lfmao]

Pro's use cmd

[TheShadowFog]

@killer27lfmao asdasfas wthell

[nycboy705]

Does anyone know the name of the song and who its by?

[orangemonkee22]

@nycboy705 still alive its the end theme from portal

[nycboy705]

@orangemonkee22 Thanks for telling me

[TheModStudios]

i dont like that song eww

[striker3]

China appears to be the largest prob in the area of hacking.

[minial1212]

pensar que mucha gente ve esto y dice :O jajajajaa

[c001pers0n]

Song plz?

[DatDrunkenSoldier]

@c001pers0n Still Alive from the videogame Portal

[digigl21]

its not dos its GLAdos :3

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

why is there such bad grammar on something that would take this much skill?

[mikeycute00]

@ZILOGz80VIDEOS trust me, it does not take that much skill.

[KaioZerHD]

@ZILOGz80VIDEOS Skill? Oh wait, this is America

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

@KaioZerHD If you ask most humans that could be considered kids what any of this is they will have no idea what you are talking about.

[KaioZerHD]

@ZILOGz80VIDEOS Doesn't mean it's hard, lots of people don't know how to speak English, doesn't mean it's hard, just means they're not exposed to it and don't need it.

[poopsquad101]

wats with the music?



[sulayman360]

@poopsquad101

google it

[RetroUNIX]

lolol skid doesn't even know ls

[maxthepwner]

I think it's amusing that he doesn't even know that he typed ls /spool it goes back to the base of the file system. (Or whatever it's actually called, I'm not particularly skilled with this kinda thing, just been fucking around with linux for a bit.)

[maxthepwner]

@maxthepwner But ugh why does he sudo as root? It's killing me.

[IRUSIpanzermaster]

Command not found, command not found, -help, man command, Shift-Ctrl-Paste, look at form, error, try again, command not found, command not found, download error, crash...

[dmr844]

GLAdos!!!!!!!!

[spots2012]

So... is that the hacker that is writing all those commands? how can the user see what he's writing?

[clone1018]

@spots2012 Using a program called screen you can literally view what they're doing in real time.

[SPGaming01]

I suggest you dislike the hell out of the comment below.

[teknic111]

What a weird song. 

[kpsnnf]

@teknic111 ITS PORTAL, DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?!

[shukfahid]

whats the song?

[IEvildevilI]

it's like my grandmother hacking a fridge.

[WAFFLESxDv]

All I see is he cant find the C:\ or something then got screwed cuz of Perl idk xD

[MattDurden]

the "hacker" just downloaded some shit on a remote machine and tried to install it unsuccessfully

[markis338]

this looks like ruby run through terminal

[tnt12077]

strange system?

its called the hacker is retarded.

[zusuky21]

Command not found

Command not found

Command not found

lawl

[KnownAsNorman]

I had to pause it when he tried to install Windows 2000 Service pack.

Stomach hurt so bad from laughter.

[TheSpawz]

i feel stupid now :(

[TheFireflame11]

Might be some ms-dos shit



[Shadowmil2]

lol script kiddie copying and pasting commands.

[Zaccarato]

@Shadowmil2 Even experts copy commands, but, yeah, no doubt this guy is a script kiddie.

[j7sx]

wtf? perl forr win on nix*? olololo

type ls or dir for view catalog and files into ./

[sotiri2]

Damn you ar a idiot!

[TheFil47]

the hack is a lie

[HeCosmin]

stupid

[TheMacmaniman]

sudo give me sandwich

[CodezGaming]

ahhah what you need to do a video like this: A screen Recorder & Any Program writing Terminal like python c++ and so on hahah

[patio87]

It's not DOS you idiots, it's a linux terminal session.

[NineTailedFox4589]

you know watz funnier idiot that theres no such thing as DOS but there is a DdOS

[frenchtehllama]

@NineTailedFox4589 There is a DOS, denial of service, but thats for attacking websites and servers. DDOS is dedicated DOS.

[patpat122]

@frenchtehllama ..... DDoS = Distributed Denial of Serive xD

[MadDwarfProductions]

@frenchtehllama, freakin retard....

[moxito1]

@NineTailedFox4589 not sure if trolling or retarded

[Photoshop211]

@iFletcher95 false!



[mhstudios00]

PORTAL FTW

[the22me99]

he isnt hacking anything. he is just typing in random commands in cmd

[paradoxhive]

@the22me99 Its not cmd

[Zgyth]

@Zgyth: jonathan

[Zgyth]

@lolzlmao11: jonahhan coulton with still alive

[walnutbayonet]

he is writing is dos

[lolzlmao11]

song?

[TenWhoWereTaken]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS VIDEO?

[anzwertree]

This is awesome. Perfect theme, too

[DorisMoreno10]

i like cake

[greecestyle100]

Is it Really so hard for you to Run PERL?

LMFAO :D:D:D:D:D:D

[CaptJiggles]

@greecestyle100 PERL sucks benders shiny metal ass, use python

[PheonyxImperius]

Not used to Linux, I'm guessing.

[ifly6]

first he tries to install something

then goes and unpackages a bunch of tar.gz's

person tries repeatedly to make perl work. of course, everything is still missing

(also from the ifconfig - this computer is really old [or is just lacking a wireless card] it is using ethernet, on a 24-bit block router)

most importantly, SUDO (super-user) is MISSING

after that, stuff supposedly downloaded is missing

after just starts downloading random stuff - everything is blcoked by 403 errors

(out of the chars)

[Cannabidiol0]

@ifly6 "rm -rf FILE" HA

[ifly6]

@Cannabidiol0 I don't see where the quote or the accompanying "HA" comes from.

[MegaSuperCrafter]

ok.... wth is on that video?! i can't understand a songle step

[BenRacicotTV]

HAHAH He can't find his files...

[KrillinDay59]

Oh and like 0:30-0:45 he is trying to save something but it's a non-existent directory, woot. That's happened to me a lot rofl.

[KrillinDay59]

Judge*

[KrillinDay59]

Personal Notes of what's going on in video. 0:00-0:06 (wget to download something)

Lost track of it from there...Dont juge lol, new to this shit. I feel better about it though because some people had no idea what went on lol.

[deathrunner01]

POTAL :D

[TheNosliw123]

PORTAL SONG :D

[martindube]

stupid G@y people hacked u MUST KILL IT!!!! i got hacked to :( SO I GOT BUY A NEW CUMP !!! lol

[xCodeGreen]

Theres such thing as the ls command. It would save you the time you spend trying to change into non-existant directories.

[tupfent]

Thumbs up if you dont get the shit !!

[22guyfawes]

vor ten d.sc lol 01-1 lol :P

rong sys keep p

[addezz123]

i succeed and he shut down the page :D well done!"

[Pusenus]

I love this music xD!!

[daemonskeeper]

a hacker ??? this is a stupid romanian cracker :) not a hacker :)

[alexgillan]

i wish i knew what was going on in this.

[SpyroTheFriendGhost]

@alexgillan Basically, he does round into a loop doing random shit that would do a thing, then accidentally gives away his own IP adress

[t3hubern00b]

@alexgillan You seem to be in the same position as the hacker.

[iFletcher95]

@alexgillan good job i do ;) its a unix terminal which is having multiple ommands thrown at it but the sad thing is that he doesnt know any basic unix file structure or any of the sudo/cd command definitions

Sources: Unix developer for 5 years

[alexgillan]

@iFletcher95 @tomalotube tx. Don't even know how I got here. I think I was looking for the Portal theme song. Good thing there are people who understand code out there.

[tomalotube]

@alexgillan basically, the "victim" has hidden his drives so they are in most cases unaccessable from exterior sources. The hacker downloads malicious software and tries to plant it in his hidden drive, but it too stupid to find it.

[bloozism]

@alexgillan for a while all he's doing is downloading webpages. later on he's changing some folders around. it's just a joke video

[jeytr]

Why didn't he ls even once and why the fuck did he want samba at all? Also, why didn't he just install perl?

[lVl477H13Ll]

Uses sudo as root. Nice...

[iFletcher95]

the cake is a lie

[stonehartfloydfan]

@iFletcher95 the cake is always a lie

[DARKWAFFL]

@iFletcher95 PIE IS A SPY

[silus22]

your box will get down for sure. this is the funny :o

[xMyBarrett50]

I got here from a gameplay of bf2bc2 lmao

[jayynecobb]

"desperet"? Good hacker = shitty speller

[alex24498]

Portal 1 ending song :)

[THAEIGHTBALL88]

He just wanted to show you where you placed your hidden file bro.

[T210412IL67]

brute force works better smashing things

[flamingrain27]

This is why I prefer brute force to some things.

Most say smarts over smashing, but enough brute force will get you anywhere.

[juan2968]

Lol, its a terminal linux, and you are downloading some files with the command wget, you are an idiot ;) GET A LIFE

[inoviamaster]

wow. he does suck. how many times did he get "No such file or directory"?

damn dude. get yo skillz up a notch or 7 notches. cuz dang u suk.

[arslanalyas1]

what is a song name?



[TheJjackson114]

@arslanalyas1 still alive

[MassiveDynamicsTM]

I was drinking a nice hot coffee when this started, then choked when I heard the song. That was unexpected :C

[MrPassiification]

Thumbs ups for those who could't read romanian.



[jameswalker199]

@MinecraftLetsCraft YES, WE ALL KNOW IT IS STILL ALIVE FROM PORTAL!

[jameswalker199]

@hifeyracer The Linux terminal is not a virus, it is a utility that comes with all Linux distros... So fk yourself

[2011blackopsftw]

why are you using portal credits song?

[ZequeZ1]

Wait, so using the terminal navigate through the filesystem and download a bunch of files makes you a hacker?

[05anonymous50]

@ZequeZ1 As far as the United States Government is concerned.

[ExperionzProductions]

Nice fake, this made in visual basic, simply made with C++ and C#.

[Ansatsunin]

@ExperionzProductions

Stfu script kiddie. You probably don't even know what SSH or bash or a honeypot is / are.

[todor1337]

this is actually Portal song

[blood3232]

whats the name of this song???

[SuperMinecrafter00]

@blood3232 Portal-Still alive

[blood3232]

@SuperMinecrafter00 thanks ^-^

[TheIronFist95]

this guy makes me chuckle although i'd most likely fall for that seeing as I still only know basics.

[thebootable]

sorry, but it looks like visiting a website to me... you just don't do it witz internet explorer but with the cmd... then you visit some opened websites and download some files... you could use internet explorer for this too... sorry if i understood the text in this video wrong, but i guess its like i discribed

[HUNDEHELD123]

lalalaalalalalaaaaa lalala´lalal alllaaaalalalalalallllaaallala­lalalala lalala

[HUNDEHELD123]

THE ´Music is cooooool :D

[ertyytre100]

is this supposed to hack my brain cus i think it just did

[qtxyz]

how did he got root access in the first place? And how did you capture this are you using a hidden backdor on your system ? w command said he was alone. Is this your system or you are also hacking there?

[qtxyz]

@qtxyz Information is precious :D so it was a trap that's how. Nice one.

[spatel11uk]

dam he is the worst hacker he should never be in the hacker community as we are.

[FarmanQ33]

damn no clue whats going on.. lol...

[PSPortalMaker]

Why didn't he type "ls" to see if "samba" even fucking existed? I'm 12, have little knowledge of Unix, and I still understand this.

[k1ngTony]

no one can be so stupid, sure it wasnt a pr0-h4ck-b0t? :P

looks really un-intelligent :D

[MinecraftLetsCraft]

Did anyone realise this is the music from Portal???

[999cosmo1]

Anyone who understands this shit shouldn't get the title "World's worst hacker"

[MisterBadNews]

Yo Kiddo, i bet your exploits are allready virused :))

[MisterBadNews]

chmod +x * ... You are smart... LOL

[sethfirethornw101]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[GothicSarinade]

linux?



[123TheLightning1234]

Thumbs up if you know this is anonymous's theme song

[O0oSorousho0O]

@123TheLightning1234 No it's not, it's portal 1 ending credits.

[123TheLightning1234]

@O0oSorousho0O Which is there theme song. They love cake too.

[Ansatsunin]

@123TheLightning1234

You are a cancer newfag. I'm an actual goon. Anonymous existed long before this song came out. Where in fuck did you even get this retarded idea of Anon having or needing any kind of theme song?

[haleman1013]

@Ansatsunin Im an anonymous hacker and i can tell you that we the real anonymous know that this is our theme song...and if you keep talking back ill hack you bitch!

[TehCrafter]

@haleman1013 bitch please...

[haleman1013]

@TehCrafter all right bitch you looked for it...

[TehCrafter]

@haleman1013 problem officer?

[Ansatsunin]

@haleman1013

You're a fukkin script kiddie who entitled himself "Anon hacker" ffs. Real anons don't fuck around with shitty projections of identity like a damn cute song from a computer game. You damn idiot. How long has Portal been out? How long has Anon been around? Right. I'm a fukkin goon from somethingawful days. I saw Anon get born. And the real anon hackers who actually know more about computers than anyone on this planet do not fuck around like teenagers trying to be cool.