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  • "dooblydoo'ed" he invented a noun, and then verbed it.

  • what happend to you bunker when you moved?

  • 0:31 INCEPTION :O

  • I went to one of your concerts and it was one of the best things in my life. Thanks for NFTBA

  • is it me or did wheezy kinda look like Mr.Bean with a beard at 1:18

  • stop at 0:15 xD

  • TIM HORTONS MUG *SMILES*

  • thumbs up if your watching this is 2011?

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  • @DrPepperForMe STFU ABOUT THUMBSUPING FOR WATCHING ON SPECIFIC DAYS, MONTHS, OR YEARS!!!!!! >:O

  • @jwebb232 uhm...thumps up if you don't care? *Banjo face*

  • lol he has a Tim hortons mug, that is awesome!

  • knocked two in a couple videos back!

  • Can DPC PLEEEAASSEEE do a tour of the north and come to The Branx in Portland, i will love you and be your dipping sauce bitch.

  • @stude444 ha! Scott pilgrim reference!

  • double the blink double the awesomeness CUTE

  • THE TRAIN LINK DOESN'T WORK ):

  • nice Tim Horton's Coffee Mug

  • Pity you couldn't have made it to NC.

  • i'd seriously marry this man. :)

  • *wink*

  • Tim Horton's coffee mug!

  • Wheezy, there was an advertisement for The Eagle before your video started. He's plotting against you.

  • Clone bones sound like celery.

  • The Link Diddnt Work :(

  • i actually prefer the ads that let you skip unless you want to watch them. i just watched a minute long add because i wanted to. i wish it was like this for the toyota commercials.

  • i love how by telling him to come by ur town, u r all giving away your locations

  • Did you just say you're against wikileaks? Your awesomeness just went down from 100 to... 2?

  • @Niekpas What? No, a person isn't less awesome just because they have differing opinions (also, it's Craig dammit! His awesome levels don't go down). In fact, Wikileaks themselves are starting to sound crazy...this is coming from a person who is consciously crazy.

  • @Niekpas wow ur a dick

  • I'm surprised you have Tim Horton's mug!

  • I think IMPLOSION WEDNESDAY should be a thing. Maybe just for one day.

  • ahh shit! hes got the scissors!!!!

  • Tim hortons mug!! woo!

  • hahaha! you remind me of my friend eric.

  • What's the song playing at the end?

  • you should come to Cincinnati OH. Nothing ever comes here. Except for the Jonas Brothers, they came once...but you should come and eat good ice cream with us!!! <# :DDD

  • why did this just randomly show up in my subscription box?

  • Dallas Tx! The Myerson!!

  • 19 people doesn' t have their comfort zone

  • 1.19 made me crack up XD

  • That stupid jerk that told you to not get close to the camera, its a totally dumb. You are a genius! your videos are so awesome, and funny! You are awesome! Thanks for entertain me everyday! :D

  • I need to find a way to move Las Vegas to the east side of the country...

  • did anyone notice that there is no 3:12 lol

  • @RainbowJudeSuxxx ITS A CONSPIRACY!!11!1!one

  • @MrPercolator9000 LOOOL :D

  • I cant believe it... You came to OKC, and I didnt even know :'(

  • GODDAMNIT, YOU CAN'T POWER AN AMUSEMENT PARK ON ENERGY GATHERED FROM BRAKES! STOP ASSUMING I'M STUPID, CAPITALIST FAT CATS! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!11!!!!!!1!

  • Can't hear what you're saying @ 00:10

  • which part do you play in your band?

  • @Kainandrox lead vocal and lead guitar i believe

  • You should come to d.c.!

  • Hey wheezy waiter, what happened to your old coffee cup?

    You know, the one with that picture of your favorite board game on it.

  • Craig's really cute.

  • its funny at 0:00 XD

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  • dude u have a big nose

  • haha i love his voice that he makes when he's speaking for us

  • @01DREAM10 He calls it "Speech Impediment Guy"

  • love the tim hortons mug!!!!!

  • In the Doobly-Doo.

  • go to columbus ohio!

  • I wannaa touch your face.. :) Smiley face

  • @Theriomalstrom watch corruption101

  • pedosmile autozoom =O =D

  • The Orange Peel in Asheville, NC...awesome place, everyone in this region knows it

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  • 1:20 Bob Hoskins!

  • go to saint louis!

  • Tim Hortons mug!!! :D yayy

  • Play at the House of Blues in Dallas!

  • Come to Tyler, Texas and play at either the Vineyard or the United Methodist Church.

  • toronto!

  • Come to Chicago.

  • PHILADELPHIA!

  • ATLANTA!!!

  • Come to Iowa City!

  • DANGGIT! LOL. I went on a 3hr luckiest ppl on YouTube binge, full of insane near death accidents, because of that Train Rescue Video lol. I'm scared of trains now lol.

  • Dooblidoo is a verb now? Awesome.

  • Come to Richmond va!!!!

  • Cleveland! Peabody's Down Under, The Grog Shop (coffee shop right next to it), and The House of Blues in Cleveland.

  • Minneapolis, St. Paul. There is a large variety in venues that you could play at

  • Boston MA

  • go to Cleveland Ohio and Kent

  • Come to London please :)

  • OBERLIN, OH!

  • Come to Cleveland, or Youngstown OH!!!!!!!

  • OH MY GOD CRAIG. COME TO TAMPA, FLORIDA. <3

  • FUCK YOU, NEVADA COMMERCIAL!!!!!

  • I just got really happy when I saw Bryan Batt on the commercial before the trailer.

  • Why aw you so awesome wheezywaitew?

  • CuteCraig is Cute :)) Show him in vidowz more weezywaytor :D

  • atlanta, ga

  • BLOOMSBURG PA!!

  • Was that perhaps a TIm Hortons mug that you got in CANADA that i spotted?

  • @rikugirl213 It wasn't a blink, It was the fabled Double Wink.

  • @SpiritMonk You haven't truly lived until you've seen the near-mythical Triple Wink.

    I have seen one, and it's epic!

  • the click here for next video button doesnt work

  • DUTY!!!

  • I live in Illinois so you should definitely come to central Illinois Mr. Lives in Illinois. When your done with your not in Illinois nonsense.

  • The coffee's done? GASP! I don;'t like coffee... Hey! The hot chocolate's done!

  • CUTEST WINK EVER !!!!!!! : )

  • ''Why you dwessed up wheezy waitoo?'' ''Okay wheezy waitwoo.'' I love that voice. use it foreverrrrrrr.

  • COME TO ATLANTA!! :D

  • no come to the little town of roscoe! we're only an hour away.

  • "Got off his comfortably off-dutyness...is that gross?"

  • idk how big your venues usually are but the williamsburg waterfront in brooklyn is sick. COME TO NEW YORK

  • San Francisco @ Bottom of the Hill - You must

  • Come to San Diego ( California not San Diego, Texas)

  • The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

  • arizona plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

  • Atlanta, please? :D

  • why arent you in canada wheezy waitew

  • ONTARIO CANADA ONTARIO CANADA

  • Tim Hortons! :)

  • Two Things

    1. Scissors are the best weapon.

    2. It is now pronounced skissorrs

    P.S. Best + Cutest wink ever.

    P.P.S. Typing errors are no fun

    P.P.P.S. This is too many p.s.'es

  • craig should come to grand prairie texas. hed beh teh only white DUDE their. 

  • My teacher's brother got hit by a train. ya he fainted and fell onto the tracks, he got his face re-constructed and lost his leg

  • You should come to Maine! There's an amazing program to set up indie bands here! and I'd be awesome to see you in person ^-^

  • Hey how about stoping in Quincy, IL!

  • thank you :)

  • what about.....minnesota?

  • How come the alligator pit keeps moving??? It used to be before the door right by your chair, but in this video it's on the other side of the door... DISCONTINUITY

  • @BFitzProductions

    the alligator pit was always behind the door, the whale tank is in front of it, by his chair, and a lot of the time the whale tank is closed. the eagle lives above him, to his left is the xylophone, and to the right is where the clones usually come from.

  • I've said hello to you every single time, why are you so surprised now?

  • LOL!

  • Ahhh u were sooo close to Springfield, Missouri lol. Pretty please?

  • awwww,,,,,,i live in arkansas

  • Wheezy, I am sad because when you did come to the west coast you played a 21+ show in Portland and I'm not old enough to go to those, or crafty enough to have a fake ID. :(

  • WE-Z-WAY-TOE

  • I love you weezer waiter xD

  • best prelude ever

  • I wonder where Wheezy gets the money to pay for aligator pits, exploding pens, time machines, high-tech bunkers, and hiring the sun to act in his videos. I mean, have you ever tried booking an appointment with that guy?

  • @2xN He gets his money from his sky bank.

  • I swear you are the funniest man alive

  • when is ty the regular guy coming back? i miss him

  • Where's Craig-with-a-wig? I miss him

  • 1:24 made me lol.

  • There should be a slow motion clone.

  • Tims mug FTW!

  • never again. never put those scissors near the beard. it may get scared. unless its a hunky beard.

  • Why you dressed up today Wheezy Waiter =3

  • AH EXCITED BFLDASUFIODSMMFKWSMKWLFEKL.

  • Austin, Texas!!! 

  • Minneapolis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • COME TO IDAHO!!!!!! TWIN FALLS OR IDAHO FALLS OR BOISE!!! OR UTAH!

  • Please come to St. Louis

  • come to MILWAUKEE, PLEASE!

    (or something closer like mukwonago/eagle/east troy)

    >:D

  • PHILADELPHIA! please? :)

  • Come to Detroit!!

  • go to Boston MA @ the Orpheum Theater

  • You kinda look like Billy Mays or whatever that guy's name is

  • Come to Toronto!!!

  • @Nikki1862 he was there. . . . . like a week ago

  • Come to Louisville, KY or somewhere relatively close to that place!!!!

    Thank you. :)

  • Timmys Mug! Craig, we can now make you an honorary Canadian!

    We'll send you your membership card so you can get the good bacon.

  • LAGOS!!!!!!

  • NORTH TEXAS NORTH TEXAS!!! FORT WORTH!!! PLEASE!!! AND DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW SET OF TOUR DU BEARD VIDEOS?!?!?!!!

  • go to Oettingen city in Germany/Bavaria/Schwaben/Donau­-Ries/Oettingen

  • Come to Orlando, Florida pleaseeeee!!!

  • Little Rock, Ar! Go play at Vino's, micro brew beer and kick ass pizza!

  • fak yeah i love you weezy you always make me laugh.

  • oh man! Please come to The Brillo Box in Pittsburgh PA!!

  • "Hello!"

  • Yay DPC tour! I love that song playing in the background at the end of the video. Can't wait for the albummmmm.

  • Why yoo dwessed up today Wheezy Waidoh?

  • WHEEZY IS THE ANNOYING GUY WHO YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF.

  • omg super effing cute babywink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! comeee to germany with your band :D HAMBURG/GERMANY please :P come on it's not THAT far away!

  • "That's Weird." -Me

  • how bout international? come to HOLLAND!

  • Come to iowa!

  • Hey waiter how about comming to los angelos california and play  huh 

  • Wheezy, baby, I love you. But please don't add politics to your videos. I watch you to get away from all the crap happening out here.

    Love,

    Jacob

  • PLEASE!

    Come to Tampa, FL

    and play a gig in Ybor City,

    Maybe at The Orpheum?