i actually prefer the ads that let you skip unless you want to watch them. i just watched a minute long add because i wanted to. i wish it was like this for the toyota commercials.
@Niekpas What? No, a person isn't less awesome just because they have differing opinions (also, it's Craig dammit! His awesome levels don't go down). In fact, Wikileaks themselves are starting to sound crazy...this is coming from a person who is consciously crazy.
you should come to Cincinnati OH. Nothing ever comes here. Except for the Jonas Brothers, they came once...but you should come and eat good ice cream with us!!! <# :DDD
That stupid jerk that told you to not get close to the camera, its a totally dumb. You are a genius! your videos are so awesome, and funny! You are awesome! Thanks for entertain me everyday! :D
GODDAMNIT, YOU CAN'T POWER AN AMUSEMENT PARK ON ENERGY GATHERED FROM BRAKES! STOP ASSUMING I'M STUPID, CAPITALIST FAT CATS! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!11!!!!!!1!
DANGGIT! LOL. I went on a 3hr luckiest ppl on YouTube binge, full of insane near death accidents, because of that Train Rescue Video lol. I'm scared of trains now lol.
How come the alligator pit keeps moving??? It used to be before the door right by your chair, but in this video it's on the other side of the door... DISCONTINUITY
the alligator pit was always behind the door, the whale tank is in front of it, by his chair, and a lot of the time the whale tank is closed. the eagle lives above him, to his left is the xylophone, and to the right is where the clones usually come from.
Wheezy, I am sad because when you did come to the west coast you played a 21+ show in Portland and I'm not old enough to go to those, or crafty enough to have a fake ID. :(
I wonder where Wheezy gets the money to pay for aligator pits, exploding pens, time machines, high-tech bunkers, and hiring the sun to act in his videos. I mean, have you ever tried booking an appointment with that guy?
"dooblydoo'ed" he invented a noun, and then verbed it.
123456789robbie 2 weeks ago
what happend to you bunker when you moved?
Tromter 1 month ago
0:31 INCEPTION :O
nunoyobiznis 2 months ago
I went to one of your concerts and it was one of the best things in my life. Thanks for NFTBA
spidermanandsnape 3 months ago
is it me or did wheezy kinda look like Mr.Bean with a beard at 1:18
MutantPickle1337 6 months ago
stop at 0:15 xD
MariazzZebra 6 months ago
TIM HORTONS MUG *SMILES*
randomlovablepandas 7 months ago 3
thumbs up if your watching this is 2011?
DrPepperForMe 8 months ago
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jwebb232 7 months ago
@DrPepperForMe STFU ABOUT THUMBSUPING FOR WATCHING ON SPECIFIC DAYS, MONTHS, OR YEARS!!!!!! >:O
jwebb232 7 months ago
@jwebb232 uhm...thumps up if you don't care? *Banjo face*
TheRealDoctorBonkus 5 months ago
lol he has a Tim hortons mug, that is awesome!
S117MasterMatt 9 months ago
knocked two in a couple videos back!
TreyRust 9 months ago
Can DPC PLEEEAASSEEE do a tour of the north and come to The Branx in Portland, i will love you and be your dipping sauce bitch.
stude444 10 months ago
@stude444 ha! Scott pilgrim reference!
trx4trees 7 months ago
double the blink double the awesomeness CUTE
TheCatMidnight 10 months ago
THE TRAIN LINK DOESN'T WORK ):
TheMidnightSymphony 10 months ago
nice Tim Horton's Coffee Mug
andyonfire99 10 months ago
Pity you couldn't have made it to NC.
regularguy5mb 11 months ago
i'd seriously marry this man. :)
ksaxchick 11 months ago 31
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
Tim Horton's coffee mug!
DeimosWannabe 1 year ago
@DeimosWannabe <3
SeverusSnapeOrSev 11 months ago
Wheezy, there was an advertisement for The Eagle before your video started. He's plotting against you.
BrotherDamascus 1 year ago
Clone bones sound like celery.
AuntEon 1 year ago
The Link Diddnt Work :(
Beaglebaby10 1 year ago
i actually prefer the ads that let you skip unless you want to watch them. i just watched a minute long add because i wanted to. i wish it was like this for the toyota commercials.
theevilrando 1 year ago
i love how by telling him to come by ur town, u r all giving away your locations
thetami424 1 year ago
Did you just say you're against wikileaks? Your awesomeness just went down from 100 to... 2?
Niekpas 1 year ago
@Niekpas What? No, a person isn't less awesome just because they have differing opinions (also, it's Craig dammit! His awesome levels don't go down). In fact, Wikileaks themselves are starting to sound crazy...this is coming from a person who is consciously crazy.
Squidpus 1 year ago
@Niekpas wow ur a dick
lilruffles12345 1 year ago
I'm surprised you have Tim Horton's mug!
ljkolnick 1 year ago
I think IMPLOSION WEDNESDAY should be a thing. Maybe just for one day.
Kellyisgroovyandsuch 1 year ago
ahh shit! hes got the scissors!!!!
mystriddlery 1 year ago
Tim hortons mug!! woo!
fireflydust 1 year ago
hahaha! you remind me of my friend eric.
caylamichelle23 1 year ago
What's the song playing at the end?
SonikLinguistik 1 year ago
you should come to Cincinnati OH. Nothing ever comes here. Except for the Jonas Brothers, they came once...but you should come and eat good ice cream with us!!! <# :DDD
TheJustMoi 1 year ago
why did this just randomly show up in my subscription box?
Nosnhoj64 1 year ago
Dallas Tx! The Myerson!!
kingbill733 1 year ago
19 people doesn' t have their comfort zone
melluzuuzvedumi 1 year ago
1.19 made me crack up XD
oneawesomefreak1 1 year ago
That stupid jerk that told you to not get close to the camera, its a totally dumb. You are a genius! your videos are so awesome, and funny! You are awesome! Thanks for entertain me everyday! :D
pauutolee94 1 year ago
I need to find a way to move Las Vegas to the east side of the country...
SamanthaAliceCooke 1 year ago
did anyone notice that there is no 3:12 lol
RainbowJudeSuxxx 1 year ago
@RainbowJudeSuxxx ITS A CONSPIRACY!!11!1!one
MrPercolator9000 1 year ago
@MrPercolator9000 LOOOL :D
RainbowJudeSuxxx 1 year ago
I cant believe it... You came to OKC, and I didnt even know :'(
Dragonair52 1 year ago
GODDAMNIT, YOU CAN'T POWER AN AMUSEMENT PARK ON ENERGY GATHERED FROM BRAKES! STOP ASSUMING I'M STUPID, CAPITALIST FAT CATS! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!11!!!!!!1!
Jordanx67 1 year ago
Can't hear what you're saying @ 00:10
CharuJapan 1 year ago
which part do you play in your band?
Kainandrox 1 year ago
@Kainandrox lead vocal and lead guitar i believe
BR3WCI7YB4NG4 1 year ago
You should come to d.c.!
PenALopeCantelope 1 year ago
Hey wheezy waiter, what happened to your old coffee cup?
You know, the one with that picture of your favorite board game on it.
wearethebomb42 1 year ago
Craig's really cute.
caryl92 1 year ago
its funny at 0:00 XD
Groxman18 1 year ago
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Groxman18 1 year ago
dude u have a big nose
SteveinatorV1 1 year ago
haha i love his voice that he makes when he's speaking for us
01DREAM10 1 year ago 154
@01DREAM10 He calls it "Speech Impediment Guy"
thehobbit1116 2 weeks ago
love the tim hortons mug!!!!!
CountryConcertGirl 1 year ago
In the Doobly-Doo.
TrainJS 1 year ago
go to columbus ohio!
devonelizabe 1 year ago
I wannaa touch your face.. :) Smiley face
Mrsequals3 1 year ago
@Theriomalstrom watch corruption101
tiendadelagricultor 1 year ago
pedosmile autozoom =O =D
MrRandomSuperhero 1 year ago
The Orange Peel in Asheville, NC...awesome place, everyone in this region knows it
Mwstmrlnd 1 year ago
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therapycels 1 year ago
1:20 Bob Hoskins!
therapycels 1 year ago
go to saint louis!
ACDC605 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hey everyone check out my vid 'ROFL! Huge snow penis in front of the Eiffel Tower '
whiyteboy 1 year ago
Tim Hortons mug!!! :D yayy
OnMyTireSwing 1 year ago
Play at the House of Blues in Dallas!
itskategoogins 1 year ago
Come to Tyler, Texas and play at either the Vineyard or the United Methodist Church.
itskategoogins 1 year ago
toronto!
shopaholicAMY 1 year ago
Come to Chicago.
JackSkellingFrost 1 year ago
PHILADELPHIA!
ChickenOnAStick3 1 year ago
ATLANTA!!!
UnknownGuy94 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
NEW YORK CITY!!!!
jimmah13 1 year ago
Come to Iowa City!
xbrandonolsonx 1 year ago
DANGGIT! LOL. I went on a 3hr luckiest ppl on YouTube binge, full of insane near death accidents, because of that Train Rescue Video lol. I'm scared of trains now lol.
DannyIgnite 1 year ago
Dooblidoo is a verb now? Awesome.
sarvigirl 1 year ago
Come to Richmond va!!!!
gsedog5 1 year ago
Cleveland! Peabody's Down Under, The Grog Shop (coffee shop right next to it), and The House of Blues in Cleveland.
corrosiveCUPID 1 year ago
Minneapolis, St. Paul. There is a large variety in venues that you could play at
xxosamuxx 1 year ago
Boston MA
iCrisTech 1 year ago 3
go to Cleveland Ohio and Kent
LockeandBuster 1 year ago
Come to London please :)
Weirdfilms33 1 year ago
OBERLIN, OH!
PogieJoe 1 year ago
Come to Cleveland, or Youngstown OH!!!!!!!
Sketchdotcom 1 year ago 2
OH MY GOD CRAIG. COME TO TAMPA, FLORIDA. <3
mrsjimmyurinelove 1 year ago
FUCK YOU, NEVADA COMMERCIAL!!!!!
AceFace200 1 year ago
I just got really happy when I saw Bryan Batt on the commercial before the trailer.
StephenFryIsAdorable 1 year ago
Why aw you so awesome wheezywaitew?
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
CuteCraig is Cute :)) Show him in vidowz more weezywaytor :D
AisakaLollaiTaiga 1 year ago
atlanta, ga
Mrnemo117 1 year ago
BLOOMSBURG PA!!
theoneandonlymoose 1 year ago
Was that perhaps a TIm Hortons mug that you got in CANADA that i spotted?
WOWretardedfriends 1 year ago 2
@rikugirl213 It wasn't a blink, It was the fabled Double Wink.
SpiritMonk 1 year ago 141
@SpiritMonk You haven't truly lived until you've seen the near-mythical Triple Wink.
I have seen one, and it's epic!
regularguy5mb 11 months ago
the click here for next video button doesnt work
hdst77 1 year ago
DUTY!!!
tape 1 year ago
I live in Illinois so you should definitely come to central Illinois Mr. Lives in Illinois. When your done with your not in Illinois nonsense.
owlotter14 1 year ago
The coffee's done? GASP! I don;'t like coffee... Hey! The hot chocolate's done!
Hazeljv3 1 year ago
CUTEST WINK EVER !!!!!!! : )
flipflopsandsocks82 1 year ago
''Why you dwessed up wheezy waitoo?'' ''Okay wheezy waitwoo.'' I love that voice. use it foreverrrrrrr.
ItsHaileon 1 year ago 3
COME TO ATLANTA!! :D
hakunamatatababy 1 year ago
no come to the little town of roscoe! we're only an hour away.
pinchednalator 1 year ago
"Got off his comfortably off-dutyness...is that gross?"
Subfix33 1 year ago
idk how big your venues usually are but the williamsburg waterfront in brooklyn is sick. COME TO NEW YORK
willis636 1 year ago
San Francisco @ Bottom of the Hill - You must
rcroxyosox1 1 year ago
Come to San Diego ( California not San Diego, Texas)
MadiDinSD 1 year ago
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
ayudarmecon 1 year ago
arizona plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz
qwerty12345756 1 year ago
Atlanta, please? :D
oppositeofcreativity 1 year ago
why arent you in canada wheezy waitew
KittyKunFuWonders 1 year ago
ONTARIO CANADA ONTARIO CANADA
whosaiducaneatmario 1 year ago
Tim Hortons! :)
3E999pinapple 1 year ago
Two Things
1. Scissors are the best weapon.
2. It is now pronounced skissorrs
P.S. Best + Cutest wink ever.
P.P.S. Typing errors are no fun
P.P.P.S. This is too many p.s.'es
tboneluvr888 1 year ago
craig should come to grand prairie texas. hed beh teh only white DUDE their.
wolfie90909 1 year ago
My teacher's brother got hit by a train. ya he fainted and fell onto the tracks, he got his face re-constructed and lost his leg
tomfelser1 1 year ago
You should come to Maine! There's an amazing program to set up indie bands here! and I'd be awesome to see you in person ^-^
BipolarStickMan 1 year ago
Hey how about stoping in Quincy, IL!
Aliceliddell42 1 year ago
thank you :)
gabbiroks 1 year ago
what about.....minnesota?
owleyeseveryone 1 year ago
How come the alligator pit keeps moving??? It used to be before the door right by your chair, but in this video it's on the other side of the door... DISCONTINUITY
BFitzProductions 1 year ago
@BFitzProductions
the alligator pit was always behind the door, the whale tank is in front of it, by his chair, and a lot of the time the whale tank is closed. the eagle lives above him, to his left is the xylophone, and to the right is where the clones usually come from.
gabbiroks 1 year ago
I've said hello to you every single time, why are you so surprised now?
SwimFellow 1 year ago
LOL!
tscompusa 1 year ago
Ahhh u were sooo close to Springfield, Missouri lol. Pretty please?
That0neguy01 1 year ago
awwww,,,,,,i live in arkansas
MrSamiamiamsam 1 year ago
Wheezy, I am sad because when you did come to the west coast you played a 21+ show in Portland and I'm not old enough to go to those, or crafty enough to have a fake ID. :(
ki6no6ko 1 year ago
WE-Z-WAY-TOE
jackoe123 1 year ago
I love you weezer waiter xD
mzr00001 1 year ago
best prelude ever
alhazerad 1 year ago
I wonder where Wheezy gets the money to pay for aligator pits, exploding pens, time machines, high-tech bunkers, and hiring the sun to act in his videos. I mean, have you ever tried booking an appointment with that guy?
2xN 1 year ago
@2xN He gets his money from his sky bank.
DeadlyLightBulb 1 year ago
I swear you are the funniest man alive
RazzWasThere 1 year ago
when is ty the regular guy coming back? i miss him
MistuhCoolio 1 year ago
Where's Craig-with-a-wig? I miss him
Theriomalstrom 1 year ago 60
1:24 made me lol.
afterthebreaking 1 year ago
There should be a slow motion clone.
turbearcat 1 year ago
Tims mug FTW!
Jimir 1 year ago
never again. never put those scissors near the beard. it may get scared. unless its a hunky beard.
JulianVision 1 year ago
Why you dressed up today Wheezy Waiter =3
9Ktg 1 year ago
AH EXCITED BFLDASUFIODSMMFKWSMKWLFEKL.
dougiedannyluv 1 year ago
Austin, Texas!!!
iheartskullz 1 year ago
Minneapolis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
martaann47 1 year ago 2
COME TO IDAHO!!!!!! TWIN FALLS OR IDAHO FALLS OR BOISE!!! OR UTAH!
sockmkyhat 1 year ago
Please come to St. Louis
nesilce 1 year ago
come to MILWAUKEE, PLEASE!
(or something closer like mukwonago/eagle/east troy)
>:D
afancymudkip 1 year ago
PHILADELPHIA! please? :)
caitlahx3 1 year ago
Come to Detroit!!
ImmaNerd918 1 year ago
go to Boston MA @ the Orpheum Theater
TheAustereWizard 1 year ago
You kinda look like Billy Mays or whatever that guy's name is
werehereyahoo123 1 year ago
Come to Toronto!!!
Nikki1862 1 year ago
@Nikki1862 he was there. . . . . like a week ago
Arionuska 1 year ago
Come to Louisville, KY or somewhere relatively close to that place!!!!
Thank you. :)
shutdown321 1 year ago
Timmys Mug! Craig, we can now make you an honorary Canadian!
We'll send you your membership card so you can get the good bacon.
TheRealBaconboy 1 year ago
LAGOS!!!!!!
ChanteiMcMaster 1 year ago
NORTH TEXAS NORTH TEXAS!!! FORT WORTH!!! PLEASE!!! AND DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW SET OF TOUR DU BEARD VIDEOS?!?!?!!!
Edwardlover15 1 year ago
go to Oettingen city in Germany/Bavaria/Schwaben/Donau-Ries/Oettingen
RomanSupreme 1 year ago
Come to Orlando, Florida pleaseeeee!!!
littlelockedrooms 1 year ago
Little Rock, Ar! Go play at Vino's, micro brew beer and kick ass pizza!
GWillM 1 year ago
fak yeah i love you weezy you always make me laugh.
OmerIsrael 1 year ago
oh man! Please come to The Brillo Box in Pittsburgh PA!!
Vinsori36 1 year ago
"Hello!"
IvarHuisman 1 year ago
Yay DPC tour! I love that song playing in the background at the end of the video. Can't wait for the albummmmm.
splicegrrl 1 year ago
Why yoo dwessed up today Wheezy Waidoh?
gamesformark 1 year ago
WHEEZY IS THE ANNOYING GUY WHO YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF.
lennyd77 1 year ago
omg super effing cute babywink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! comeee to germany with your band :D HAMBURG/GERMANY please :P come on it's not THAT far away!
hici61 1 year ago
"That's Weird." -Me
porkymouth 1 year ago
how bout international? come to HOLLAND!
wouter8492 1 year ago
Come to iowa!
guitargod909 1 year ago
Hey waiter how about comming to los angelos california and play huh
TheJackattack3 1 year ago 4
Wheezy, baby, I love you. But please don't add politics to your videos. I watch you to get away from all the crap happening out here.
Love,
Jacob
antis0cialist 1 year ago
PLEASE!
Come to Tampa, FL
and play a gig in Ybor City,
Maybe at The Orpheum?
chinchillazord 1 year ago