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  • mmmmm Kill it with fire!!!! you only need a spray and a lighter so it can't run when you already burn its legs...

  • That's a huntsman spider. I suck them up the vacuum when they come in my house.

  • holy shit...

  • I agree with @KnoxBlondie here, looks like a Hunstman. Reason being is the shape of it's body that I saw in the video footage and it's posture. It's legs were kind of pushed in front of itself. Also, they're FAST!!! And that spider FLEW across your wall. My bet, it was a Huntsman, and if so, you're ok. =)

  • The solution to everything.... Poking/hitting things with sticks ;D

  • If that thing was in my house it could stay there and pay rent but I would MOVE OUT! Eeeeeew

  • They can't see it on that dark floor, lol.

  • Looks like a Huntsman to me. Creeps me out.

  • I hate spiders to so KILL IT

  • @Sp00nska Which would you rather have, a harmless (Yet big) spider, or cockroaches or other insects that spread disease and influenza, but yet make a good dinner for that spider? Most spiders are completely harmless yet people kill them and then wonder why there are so many other bugs around. I handle spiders bigger than this all the time, and have never been bit by one. They are natures bug spray, give them a break!

  • IT RUNS SO FAST!

  • That my friend is a Huntsman spider, harmless, but scary as fuck. They actually look similar to wandering spiders if you're not someone who studies them daily.

  • I'd be throwing everything I could get my hands on at it and screaming as loud as I could!!!

  • id shoot dat muthfucka with my airsoft gun :)

  • I hate spiders so much they freak me out too especially when you face off with them I was bitten by a black widow as a boy and I still remember the pain

  • Kill it, with FIRE!!!

  • thats a Huntsman XD

    i cant tell by the Posture of the spider, also if it was able to move side-to-side like a crab without turning around first, its a Huntsman, their one of the few spiders able to move side-to-side without turning

  • Throughout the entire video all I could think of was "SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!"

  • I report to the Brazilian MTC in 2 weeks, now I know what NOT to do if I encounter one of these monsters.

  • hahaha just laughing in the face of a possibly unbelievably deadly spider running around you in a small room

  • Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents though I was watching porn. 31o views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!

    There. Now you only have to read one comment

  • subscribed your fucken halarious omg i couldnt stop laughing

  • GET A SHOE AND WACK IT SISSY!

  • Thumbs up if you lifted your feet on your chair when you saw that spider move XDD

  • DID YOU SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER MOVE???? That's a fucking ninja spider

    i would C4 the shit out if that thing if it came into my house

  • Michael Cera<3

  • DAYUM NATURE, YOU SCARY

  • Ok did you catch the spider at all?

  • you know sure now it was a brazilian wandering spider you call the pest control

    ???

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  • No, I don't know for sure. As I said, I think it might have been. But I believe it is a good chance it was, since I was in Brazil at the time and the basic look of the spider seems to match.

  • Um yeah, the minute that SOB scampered to the floor my ass would have headed out that door so fast. I'm telling you, when a spider is involved FloJo has nothing on me. ICK!

  • haha dude u sound like micheal cera

  • oh my GOD it moves so fast!

  • You should hit it with a broom and then smash it with a telephone book. Die spider die.

  • Wow how smart..

  • Why Kill it? If you are going to mess with at least capture it and release it out of the way of humans.

  • Jesus that beast is fast as shit O.o so scary lol xD

  • @masc927 shit isn't fast >:/

  • im glad im not in those spider infested apartments anymore i havent seen a spider in my house for years

  • Thought you were going to hop up on that chair and hold your skirt out for a minute... Be A Man, This is what phonebooks are for.

  • dude i would b fukin scared lik shit if dat was in my house im allready fukin sczred of roaches

  • kill it by lighting a spray can easy

  • Lol the spider is fake. Editing FTW!

  • Michael Cera? Is that you doing commentary??

  • spray it with axe body spray

  • Was it raising its front legs and showing its fangs, and swaying back and forth?  If not, it was not a B wandering spider.

  • @Lassannn sory, my english is not very good a i can't understand what you mean...

    explain?

  • How can you be afraid of somthing that you can kill by stepping on it?????

  • Oh my friggin gosh, I would be climbing the walls screaming!!! I think I would be too scared to kill it, I would have to run outside and beg some random guy to come in and kill it for a few bucks, lol.

  • @RichMenAreEvil You would think that climbing the walls in fear would be the worst idea ever if there's the spider you're afraid of on it. :P

  • This guy sounds like michael cera

  • @WhoDoesThatt

    He sounds a l o t like Michael Cera :D

  • Its just a spider, its much more scared for you, and with good reason, cause you wanna kill it.

  • I don't think it's a Brazillian Wandering Spider. They're actually quite toxic to humans, however it might be a Heteropoda Venatoria (Huntsman Spider). What state of the USA are you in? The northern states should be vacant of this psycho excuse for a spider.

  • I was in Brazil. I know that Brazillian Wandering Spiders are very dangerous and I tried to avoid it as my friend was killing it.

  • @josephtheangel Ohh righto, I saw "United States" on your profile and wasn't sure

    Mate anyone with a brain would have common sense to keep away from that spider, I wouldn't blame you for being jumpy with that thing around! They're fast and as you mentioned, not safe. The bite can cause paralysis and death if untreated.

    The antivenom is available in Brazil but not in the USA (Where the Brazilian Wanderer may find its way in through bananas). They're also very aggressive.

  • @Slikhedgehog

    Dude I use to, live in south florida and I am almost 100% positive I saw a hunstman spider in a baseball dugout a couple years back when I was in High school. Everybody freaked, it was abnormally big for spiders around the area for sure, freakish not a tarantual though. I though they were only native to Australia, but im not a spider expert.

  • @boodags Yep, the species of Heteropoda Venatoria Huntsman spider has been reported in Florida, it has made its' way there via shipments of bananas from Australia.

  • @Slikhedgehog Nooooooooooo!!!!

  • Your lucky. If that was a wandering spider, It would have been chasing YOU!

    No joking, they are super aggressive once agitated, and will give chase to make sure you don't bother it again.

  • lol i would have done the same thing. dude that mother fucker is HUGEEE!!! i saw a spider in my room. and my dad tried to kill it but HE LET IT DROP. so idk where it is now. i looked everywhere. i use like half of my bed now. cuz it was around the left side of my bed LMFAO.

  • You sound like evan from super bad.

  • jesus christ

  • HAHA!!! That is hilarious! Did you see how fast that damn thing moved!? WOW!

  • just hit it with a fuckin shoe lol

    last night as soon as i turned the bedroom light switch off a big huge house spider appeard on my wall it was the biggest i ever saw in my life it freaked me out becus i hate spiders

    so i had my mother to smack it with a shoe and it worked :D!

  • If it was in a web, it wasn't a wandering spider. Their called wandering spiders because they don't make nests.

  • My fucking house is full of bugs,spiders,gnats,flys,milipe­peeds

  • @absolutelytimmy crackhouse?

  • holy shit that thing ran like a motherfucker

  • Hispanic Michael Cera??

  • dude just pray it or burn it

  • Huntsmen

  • you sound like the guy from superbad :D!

  • @LeetCrime Haha yeah man well noticed :P

  • damn he's a fast one..

  • damn. that thing is fucking fast

  • Im almost positive its a huntsman spider. Is michael sera filming?

  • @HailPretender

    I was thinking the same thing. It sounds just like him.

  • @HailPretender agree, definatly a huntsman. harmless to humans.

  • 2:00 fukin retard, as stupid as aiming it with a gun from a 50 meters distance are you guys retarded or something?!

  • i wouldve shit my pants and commited suicide i have a phobia of spiders

  • The speed of that cunt!!!

  • Did he died?

  • @stevejake164 Do you speak as you spell?

    @ PhoneBannana It's not a Wandering Spider,it's too large,they're only quick when going for their prey.

  • The speed of it.

  • OMG! THTS A WANDERING SPIDER LOL!!

  • clean your house you stupid motherfucker ,and you wouldent get shit like that living there!

  • OMG THIS CRACKED ME UP!

  • lol i like the way hes like omg omg omg omg after the spider gets hit i think that i would have grabbed my dictionnary throw it and pray it died

  • dude i have te sme prob as joseph omfg i jut found a huge spider in my house now i,m fuckin paranoid and dont wanna go to bed

  • Imagine that thing next to you when you wake up in the morning :O

  • shoot that fuckin thing with a shotgun!!

  • u sound like the guy from superbad

  • @pepemydepe Hahahah soo true!

  • lmao

  • Damn!!! Thats gonna give me nightmares thinking about how fast it moved!! HOLY SHIT!!! I would have probly sold my house because of that titan of a spider!!

  • Where is your God now?

  • @reeftraverse Man, do you have a problem with our beliefs or somethin? Cause that was very rude to say!

  • That's a wandering spider. Be very thankful you weren't bit.

  • no its not its a huntsmen spider and its harmless to us. it would hert thats it.

  • sht there is a huge one on my chair sht seya

  • FUK

    I AM SCARED IN MY OWN HOUSE NOW

  • @CosminMusic YEa me too

  • @CosminMusic ME 2 HOLY SHIT

    

  • @CosminMusic me toooooo

  • @CosminMusic This is called Aracnfobia

  • Kill it u idiot!!

  • thats the fucking biggest spider ive ever seen..holy craaap im like afraid to movee now. aaaah!

  • i wonder what happens if u leave someone with a serious case of arachnophobia inside there for 3 days

  • @Chowmeinaddict i wud probs have a bloody heartattack lol im scared off them even little ones i have arachnephobia bad lol =/

  • @Chowmeinaddict

    They go insane and break down the walls to get out.

  • @Chowmeinaddict They go into shock and die. At least... I know I would.

  • @Chowmeinaddict we'd stay in one corner of the house and never sleep/eat/or move... then probably die.

  • @Chowmeinaddict probably a second Hitler *.*

  • wow..

    seriously i shit myself over small spiders but if i saw that.. fuck me.. i would literally jump out of my skin and run fucking miles! :L

    and wow that was fast as f***

    :L nice video

  • i bet it jumps

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  • As a pose to a broom handle maybe next time throw a dictionary at it. Funny as hell 5 stars :P

  • poor guy. i am arachnophobis and would probably have died of fright at first sight...and that rhyme was unintentional.

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  • the guy speakin sounds lik da guy off superbad lol

  • THATS WHAT I WAS THINKIN!

  • wow you sound just like michael cera

  • Did you say "Giant-gantic?"

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    Oh my god, I am dying from laughter. Your reaction to it running around is fucking hilarious.

  • use a sledgehammer

  • 2 things first of all if you keep concors in evry room in the spiders wont go into that room so if their in evry room you dont have to deal with them ever again and second of all that was the fastest spider i have ever seen in my life im scared to even attempt to kill a spider incase i fail nd it runs of but fuck touching that if i was you i would kicked the lil fucker while he was on the wall lets see him dodge that

  • What are "concors"? I take it you mean "conkers", as in from a chestnut tree??

  • grab the little cunt and shake it up then fry it in a pan and eat it

  • Thats the motto

  • I've seen them on the outside of my house freaked me out I leaved next to the woods in Florida and during the rainy season they get big nasty..Even had several Black widows on my porch. Glad I moved they were getting inside and I had many nights of no sleep.

  • that would be the HUNTSMAN spider, harmless but bloody quick, we have them all over the place in australia. should leave them as they eat cockroaches etc

  • What ya need to do is get the ol .22 out!!!

  • DAMN HE's or SHE IS FAST haahahaha :d

  • i think i would have ben screaming like a little girl lol

  • kinda looks like those spiders from the movie "arachniphobia"

  • its quik as fuck i was pissing myself wen it started leggin it all over haha

  • i thought u was gonna kill it and blood splattad on the new carpet or summin

  • jesus thats the wierdest looking spider I've ever seen!! and my god it was fast!

  • Damn this spider would scare the sh*** out of me. I would have killed the other guy for throwing it at me. I'm really arachnophobic and it can't even imagine what to do in that situation. Call the SWAT or equal :-D

  • me and my dogs would of jumped on that spider and beat its ass

  • holy shit its fucking fast!!!!!!

  • ugh kill it

  • ohhhhh crap lol u got me paranoied now..... lol or however u spell that darn word

    that's exactly the way both mum and i r like u guy's r funny lol :)

  • I find, if a spider freezes on seeing you, it will run when you turn your back...the fact that they are somewhat intelligent is SCARY!!!!!!

  • Ah, I shiver when i see that thing move...

    can anyone tell me what species of Spider it is? so I know what countries NOT to visit!

    and so I can read about it

  • unfortunately even in cold places like britain a house spider can grow to that size. We have one like that in the kitche, was too fast for the boys in our house to catch to get rid off before i got home. I am actually not sleeping at night cos of it.

  • gas it out with bug killer. Oh and how do house spiders grow what do they eat

  • Roaches, mosquitoes, crickets, it depends. Some eat even birds!

  • That spider is more afraid of you, than you are of it!!

  • Tell me about it!

    No doubt been around for years, had a few at my place, clearly very old but yet so fast. :P

  • ....hmmm crabs....

  • 2:07 lmao

  • 2:07 rofl

  • MAn, i love watching this video man :)

    Its really funny hahaha

  • Holy SHIT!!!!!!

    Alright thats it, i'm buying a Gun, I don't ever want to face something that fucking huge unarmed...ah shit...

    "the fearless are merely fearless, but the truely brave are those who act inspite of their fear"

  • that thing is so damn big it aint even funny

  • omg u see how fast it moves duno if that is normal with spider in america or were ever this is but omg

  • your friend is hilarious

  • funny & scary

  • OMG. that thing is soooo damn big. i can tell by it being compared to the door. it looked a bit bigger than your light switch thing. did you guys capture it? what happened to the spider?

  • actually we killed it. it was in the video. after my friend killed the thing, he flung it at me with the broom and it freaked me out

  • some friend !

  • Damn Nature!!! You scary!!!

  • HAHAHA

  • It happens. Big spiders are nasty!

  • oh i think i have a problem.

    it's just.. balehklajhdslf.

    this is scary

  • Just about ten minutes ago this happend to me and my friend it scared the shit out of us.

  • HAHAHA, that was so awesome...that elder that was filming was wicked funny!! gotta love the LDS missionaries.

  • that was a fast spider

  • my biggest fear is a big spider but little ones aint scary and i live in qld australia and we get huge spiders

  • danrit! second comment though that is huge i hope no spiders come into my house

  • man that spider was huge and FAST

    that is why you go on a misison=)

  • and you need to have a strategy + backup plans lol

  • that seems like a very profane username!

  • thank you? lol

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