I Believe In Unicorns - John Ramsey

[Zero248Lin]

UNICORNS FOR THE WIN!

[snap728]

if there's moisture and backlighting thats scielnce...

there's so ugly, is like are they ugly cuz their down there or down there cuz their ugly...

if you ride one is that horse back or piggy back....

[12blueknight]

Candy mountain!

[luckynumber58]

only robot unicorns fart rainbows...you know what im talking about ;)

[elleonhighheels]

@luckynumber58 every time I try to load that game on my iPod, it crashes. I just want my $1.99 worth of brony brobot sparkles :(

[YourFriendsFromReach]

brony

[jas16899]

REDDIT DOT COME MENTIONED A VIDEO HEY GUYS HURR REDDIT IS A FUNNY

[Reason71944]

reddit

[rpgcthe984]

99% horse and 1% cooler horse? More like 20% cooler horse.

[ArianaTheGeek]

@rpgcthe984 That's if we're talking about a pegasus. This is a unicorn.

[actionhare]

Twilight Sparkle approves of this message.

[niceguy2056]

Thank your Reddit friend. He made you famous(er)

[Psypherion]

Meh

[SmurfZawr]

I would love to see him as a lawyer.

[gillettecrackers]

Got better as he went along. Then it became good.

[Exp3ctoPatronum]

He had valid points...but this wasn't really funny :-/

[TiredOldGamerULX]

@Exp3ctoPatronum ^

[AntiXebra]

99% horse and 1% cooler horse! - Loved it.  I actually enjoyed this, apart from his pronunciation of "narwhal." Good job, guy!

[AndrewZNino]

This video needs all of our upvotes.

[GwenRynberg]

If there's moisture and back lighting--that's science!

[Vivaciousqt]

Nobody cares if you came from reddit. Hurrr, quiet.

[o0ocassandrao0o]

u need to find a man like this...

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

he only here because he loves the narwhales

[DuChene22]

@DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO Midnight?

[tobacconist]

This guy suck balls. Sorry, reddit.



[Cyrilinos]

this is hilarious

[orange04stang]

Funny as fuck. From Reddit again!

[legend519]

but.... this isn't funny

[bobicemj]

reddit

[rainjet]

reddit ftw



[kdwormy]

I thought this was pretty good. Fuck you reddit. Fuck you in the ass.

[AlphaMale593]

I guess we're all redditors here then

[Anonem00se]

this is awful

[hachileitmotif]

Why does every video now have an obligatory "I'm here cause of Reddit." comment with hundreds of likes? So you're one of the thousands of people using a popular website and you clicked a link. Why is this a 'hooray' inducing thing? Why is that comment a special one? I don't fucking understand these things.

[cabajuba]

@hachileitmotif No one is congratulating him, people are just showing that they too are from reddit.

[TheEdinMiami]

@hachileitmotif All your bases are belong to us!

[mylittlepocketmouse]

@hachileitmotif It's special because someone saw it, felt amused because of it, and liked it. What's not to understand? Don't be jelly * obligatory troll face here, just for the sake of it* :3

[SakuraAvalon]

In defense of Narwhals, they keep Cthulu from eating ye. What has a unicorn done for you?

[snafusaurus]

This is fucking bad, OH WAIT REDDIT SENT ME HERE LOLZ LE!!!

[shampoohat]

loads of meh going on in this standup.

[jackywushengzong]

meh

[oblivion3134]

narWHALES blah blah narWHALES blah nar-WHALES blah

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

unicorn material = alt hack

[steppres]

I missed the part where it was supposed to be funny.

[TheDemig0d]

That was a whole-lotta-funny crammed into 1:35.

[soramic]

It was alright.

[Franksta87]

Hack

[Ruckus7s]

Not a single thing about this was funny.

[tsurupettan66]

@Ruckus7s Same could be said about you.

[Ruckus7s]

@tsurupettan66 cuttin' me real deep, random guy on the internet.

[myTUBULARTACOS]

If there's moisture and backlighting, that's science...

[JkAllDayHills]

I used to do stand-up comedy, then I took an arrow to the knee

[rizdog2327]

Only reddit can find a way to get this on your screen

[connorherrold]

I like it

[Methwound]

He's shit.

[Alex69x89x]

Reddit, a world of possibilities.

[Ventorez]

heres some advice hes a bit tense take some drugs and loosen up

[oggiedoggies]

Come on...Reddit style lawyer jokes. I know you can to it.

[oggiedoggies]

He should try some lawyer jokes...if we can laugh at them why can't he?

[entershikariandburn]

The new YouTube layout... naaaawww, man....

[sahirisdabomb]

@entershikariandburn

Indeed. I want the layout of 2005 back.

[joner122]

Came from reddit.. Good bit, not the best...

[MJthriller123]

Better than King of the Hill.

#TeamReddit

[Andr4s]

@MJthriller123 false.

[dandenoth]

I think you have great material, but the delivery seems a little contrived. I did, however, laugh, so overall it was a success.

[dancerqt4212]

you're hilarious. reddit :D

[tony8999]

Thanks to your reddit friend, you will now be famous

[odion28]

@tony8999 this is very true, that and he is kinda funny

[jakelikesmusic1]

Guy at 1:04 has a big-ass forehead.

[zachswiec]

I love when reddit convinces me to do things.

[PeachyLollipop]

redditors love unicorns

[mickd1337]

@PeachyLollipop did you say unicorns? omgomgyay!!~!@#!#$!$%

[kogea]

i thought narwhal was pronounced "nar-wall" not "nar-whale". I feel like this guy is trying to appease the nerds by glazing over nerdy topics like mythical creatures and memes.

[somewhatsonny]

Very mediocre jokes and an okay delivery at best.

[ToonzJK]

This comment is only to block the comments about the terrible website that you should never go to.

[KypHeM]

meh not funny

[itsquazart]

Lol pretty good



[NickBeat88]

Was that 1% Cooler Horse an MLP reference? If so I am laughing so much on the inside!

[roastbeef240]

I thought it was pretty funny, I laughed pretty good at the seahorse part. I think the delivery is a little bit too fast though. I was wondering if you were gonna run out of breath at one point.

[colouredbills]

nope 

[pabbananna]

bandwidth disabled redditor buffering eternal. great intro

[Anhsirk420]

I'm only here because of reddit

[Snowuk95]

@Anhsirk420 Me too! What do you know. :3

[UndeadFatality]

@Anhsirk420 For the love of god, Stop it man! We're better than this!

[2noobdotcom]

mehish

[Jameshimselfff]

Yawn

[APSAfortheUSA]

Meh.

[SmazonyCycek]

reddit is a bunch of fags if they think that this piece of turd is funny

[MichaelScarn23]

@SmazonyCycek calm down virgin

[JQisAwesome]

@SmazonyCycek And yet you read reddit, saw the link, came here, watched the video, and commented.

[mambopreston]

@JQisAwesome

I've got your back reddit brother, have an upvote

[fjollornaz]

you shouldn't from what I've seen the guy is a jerk.

[ApocalypticMeatloaf]

@SmazonyCycek What do you consider funny then?

[JBradMitchell]

@SmazonyCycek have a downvote

[SmazonyCycek]

this is stupid



[LolageDude]

You say Narwhal funny :)

[raheelpervaiz]

Not funny

[wwwawsomedotcom]

me gusta

[poliuy1]

I like!

[beeyah2010]

you need your own comedy special :)

[WHlTEDEVlL]

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the gay community more like it. unfunny faggot.

[pretor89]

@WHlTEDEVlL If you're using that logic, then 90%+ of YouTube videos would be considered liked by the "gay community," along with most of the internet as well

[dipsetgotem]

reddit loves the corniesit shit

[B10HaZaRD]

Reddit much?

Really funny stuff!!!

[RavenTwoZero]

Pretty good stuff. Nicely delivered.

[Doedjetube]

I love the fake audience and the forever alone basement performance.

[MsSarahGracie]

@Doedjetube

forever alone? he has a wedding ring on, dumbass

[simpleplansora]

Hello Reddit

[ethannyk]

yay for reddit

[Canadiankiid93]

I didnt laugh...

[jackisking22]

thanks reddit.. and your helarious

[BenDreaden]

"Do they shit glitter?"

"Uh if they eat glitter!"

[shoehedgie]

This is great!

[Giblet45892]

I like you with the beard

[perezernesto31]

guy in red at 1:03 looks very pleased

[PlayMadness]

I laughed all the way through, but I lost it at "if there's moisture and backlighting! Science!" Applause.

[inyourfacemedia]

i like your timing even though its kinda fast. it makes me laugh way harder when u constantly assault me with hilarity than it would to go any slower. don't listen to the dude below me that says you're too fast.

[artisubjective]

hahaha pretty good, enjoyed it!

[sonicoliver]

Work on your timing... give people more time to laugh...

[PlayMadness]

@sonicoliver On the contrary, I felt like the rapid pace was a huge boon to why it was so funny. Just as you were laughing at one joke, another came along and kind of stacked on top. Very effective.

[xipheonj]

I was laughing along until the end, then I almost stopped breathing. Really funny stuff.

[armadda08]

this is great XD! good job!

[degs88degs]

Thank your friend from me for posting this on reddit. Now you got a new fan!

[championkhan]

yay! Unicorns! you sir are a genius!

[MrLonelyStoner]

@Pretzelzetzel it may be called a tusk but it comes out of one or both incisors... Which are teeth... I however hav found that a single horn.is from one tooth, not two twisted.

[Mau5FX]

hahaahahahh fucking briliant! :D

[CJRamze]

Upvote for having the name Ramsey.

Theres a British Comedian called Ramsey too, Half my family THINK their comedians.

There seems to be alot of random Ramsey Comedians.

[ticklmao]

Hilarious!

[iBag3l]

I hope you've seen this John:

Narwhals by Weebl

/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&­v=ykwqXuMPsoc

[Olorune]

If this guy doesn't go far, I'm gonna be pissed!

His delivery is fucking perfect.

[thenfm]

cure hipster faggotry: MANHOOD101. COM

[PicopicoEMD]

thumbs up if reddit sent you here

[TheWelcomeChallenge]

i lol'd

[Robubie]

The only point of the unicorns horn would be for it to gore it's enemies, how is that not the most manly thing ever?

[AudioVideoDisco06]

So funny. Thank Reddit for introducing me to you.

[AliMohsen95]

greatness



[Dedmaroz69]

Lawyer with a sense of humor? now I've seen everything

[enlargemedia]

You're exactly what a good comedian needs to be: smart.

[th3m0vingshad0w]

Oh my god amazing. It actually does make a lot of sense. Especially when you consider Narwhales

[philballphotography]

good material. Me Gusta.

[Aetharus]

Here from reddit.  Thought it was pretty good; better than some things I've seen lately. Good going, and better, good luck on a career. :)

[samsaz7]

Love it!

[chrisco741]

please tell me ur coming to canada

[yooofii]

i believe in unicorns :D

[SN1PAB0Y]

*protruding

[SN1PAB0Y]

Sorry to break it to you but a narwhals horn is its two front teeth pretruding out and winding together...

[johnramseycomedy]

@SN1PAB0Y I appreciate you being so honest with me.

[gamegyro56]

@johnramseycomedy Also, sorry to break it to you, but unicorns have deer hooves and not horse hooves. You just believe in horses with birth defects.

[ohai2yew]

@SN1PAB0Y Why couldn't a unicorn just be a horse with a tooth protruding out? STOP KILLING DREAMS

[pretzelzetzel]

@SN1PAB0Y It's actually a tusk, and it's generally just one. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU.

[adrianrcarr]

@SN1PAB0Y

Actually it is only one of the two teeth (normally the left) , the other tooth is vestigial.

[cbizzy08]

Brilliant.

[iCeeyBoI]

one of the most epic and funniest stand-up acts I've seen in my life :D and I watch stand-up (on youtube) daily ;) very very good material, be sure to announce it if you ever come to Norway :P

[wearspjsinpublic]

I've got this one on repeat! Hilarious timing.

[JessieJFreak]

"if there's moisture and back lighting- that's science" AWESOME



[trueshinobi01]

john ramsey???.....there is someone else with that name...

[TheLegalizeWeed]

Very well done jokes sir, keep up the good work, and I'll see you when you're around in Missouri.

[MrRichardsome1]

My new favorite comedian :D

[FrozenIceCweam]

OMG, If they eat glitter!!! That made me laugh so hard.

[EvanSawyer4]

SPOILER!!!

i love the farting rainbows part, best joke ever!!!

[NineTailsDemonFox]

Haven't seen you in seattle at all.

[EquusLeilani]

Us unicorns are not Horses ---:(

we are half deer/horse with a lion like tail the unicorns your going on about is the modern fantasy type...plus i still don't understand why people think unicorns are Gay? as Unicorns stand for purity & wisdom and are the sign of Divine ---:)

[anniejapannie]

Dear John Ramsey, please keep adding videos! I watched everything you had and it was insufficient. I'ma go eat some glitter to amuse myself.

[samuraiinblack]

18 people don't know what a narwhal is.

[TheSuperPieOfTacones]

I believe in unicorns too!

[dinosaoursmaydie]

ive shown this video to like 20 people this week haha

[1GirlWith1Mission]

Every time I watch this it makes my day. I don't care if I know it by memory, it still makes my day.