You Can't Get to Heaven in the Lutheran Church (or a Catholic Mass or...)

[jumpingbeanusa34]

i like it, it was funny, im not for one to take it seriously i know it was just to be funny.

[panzerfavst]

You don't have the right to judge other people like so.

[MegaDarkchylde]

To bashfulscandanavian, that what you have here is blasphemy against other religions and to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

[timcough]

And here I thought that the only confirmed way to not get to heaven was on the Frankford El! (Sadly, the art of humor and parody is a rapidly becoming a lost one within our extremely literal, litigious and downright boring culture).

[rorshakks]

Wow, this guy's singing, seemingly happily and assuredlly, that Lutherans (Christians) will be in Hell. Pentecostalism is a bad denomination for a host of biblical reasons.

[sing2himprayz]

I think you'll be surprised when you get to heaven at how many people from Lutheran or Catholic churches will be there. You are so naive to think that only Pentecostals will be there. God seeks out & saves people from all walks of life. I praise God every day that I was saved because someone shared the Gospel with me (while I was a child in a Lutheran Church). You need to get over yourself and start reaching these people instead of damning them to hell. Who made you the judge, anyway?

[ktrose440]

@hawver7765 Lutherans unite h@lla!!

[psalmsurfer1]

Tragic. What's worse is the other people buying into it.

[gmatsonjr]

There is nowhere in the Bible that gives an individual Christian the right to pass judgement on other persons who confess the risen Jesus Christ as their Lord as to whether or not they are or are not Christians.

This Pentecostal Christian brother should be ashamed of himself.

[SeraphimSword]

Thank God for the Catholic Church !!!

[TheJakeman789]

Shut Up

[MessengerNamedLove]

♫Yea Yea Your Gonna burn in hell XD

[auburnwings]

THIS IS DIABOLICAL....SATANISTIC....

[nexusone1984]

People... get a life... He is making Fun of the Pentecostal Church.. and now they view other Churches.

[dnaak]

This guy can't get to heaven with his stupid song.

[horsepeot]

In reality it is not the church we go to but the saving act of Jesus Christ as he died on that cross. With out the Roman Catholic Church there would be no Pentecostal Church. Why are we fighting and damming each other? Jesus Christ sends us out in Matthew 28 to go and baptize of all nations. Jesus Christ also prayed for unity, can we be united in our witness? Mine as a Seminarian in the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America and yours as what you are?

[shariys1]

@horsepeot exactly, Vicar. And there are just alot of people who, well, don't seem to understand that. Which is why I find this guy's song so funny. Wonder where he goes to church now. If he goes at all ... which is what I would find sad if that's the case.

[hawver7765]

WHY ARE WE CRACKING ON LUTHERANS. I AM A LUTHERAN.

[shariys1]

@hawver7765 So am I. This guy is cracking on the Pentecostals!

[gospelgirl1964]

@GhoulsRUs2011 God said..."Kill them all" when he sent out Isreal on some of it's enemies. Because they didn't we now have Muslims and the like.

[shariys1]

@gospelgirl1964 The Muslim faith didn't establish itself until 500 years AFTER the nation of Israel had been scattered. Check your history. Spare us the bigotry.

[davidmardav]

Hahahaha Good job! That's just what pentecostals are: sectarians. :)

You can't get heaven through your own works. ♫ :)

[magnus56j]

Pentecostals scream like pigs and dance around like a bunch of wild animals in church and then rent out their churches for parties where all kinds of adultery happens. Is this what Christ told us to do? I don't think so.

[gospelgirl1964]

@magnus56j Really....which part was that? Were you there spying on the pentecostal to see what sin he may be committing?

[DThor53]

Jesus said,"I am the truth,the light & the way,No man comes to the Father(God),but through me."Jesus came in the flesh(born of a woman),was crucified and resurrected the third day.If anyone teaches another gospel,let them be accursed.

[architect1610]

Although I am 100% Catholic etc etc, I see the funny side of this song!

[gospelgirl1964]

@architect1610 me too and I attend Lutheran.

[shmunski101]

how could you possibly know whether or not God doesn't like stained glass or not you f*cking peasant???

[shmunski101]

if thats the kind of "church worship singing" you did in church, then your church wasn't a church, it was a f*cking hate group bent on trying to ostracize other demoninations. pretty sure thats not what jesus taught humanity when he was here you F*CKING HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shmunski101]

tell me then, in your infinite wisdom.... how do you get to heaven then???

[Coavinses]

@shmunski101 By believing that Christ came to this earth, suffered and died for all our sins so we may be sanctified by our Lord. Simple as that.

And let's calm down, now. Lot of opinions flying around. Lots of exclamation points too.

The stained glass bit and the traditions, this is a few of many ways to praise God and give Him thanks through art and the other talents with which He's blessed us.

[shmunski101]

@Coavinses i know that that is what lutheran and catholics believe in but if that is what the pentacostals believe in, then this man makes that argument a little askew because if he did any research, he would find that both believe the exact same thing as he. Exactly, that is why i was criticizing he lyric so much. Im sorry but it is just in my nature to just completely obliterate the arrogant, ignorant opposition until my point has been made so clear that they have been completely shut down....

[Coavinses]

@shmunski101 Hey no biggie, man. I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from and that this ended better than it started.

[shmunski101]

@Coavinses no probs dude i try to be a rational human. i just cant stand ignorance thats im getting at. im a philosophy major so that may play a part in it but also a devout christian.

[shmunski101]

and you think you playing on your stupid acoustic guitar is "enough"? stupid heretics. this is nothing but flimsy propaganda by leftist heretics, the real christians are the ones that can see past satan playing this man as a pawn......

[Coavinses]

It's not precisely a joking matter. But, I can get the joke. As a Lutheran I believe in and know sola fide, sola scriptura, etcetera. These are the means of going to heaven by the grace of God and the death and resurrection of Christ for you and I.

I respect your ability to say things like this, though I don't agree with them. Yet, for the record, we don't condemn people to hell. People can do that for themselves. As for being stuck up, why would we want to depart from the one right stance?

[shmunski101]

sorry i was in a bad mood when i wrote this and wasnt exactly in a joking mood (although i still stand by my opinions). To be fair to this poor soul, i'm not damning him cuz the only Ultimate Judge is the Creator and if any denomination damns someone to hell they they are in a state of fallacy fallen from their founders and fathers. So with that, I'll end with a good, truthful quote from the great Tupac that maybe our guitar playing friend here can learn from...

"only God can judge me."

[heathsawyer]

Believers it's a joke WHY do you click on this video wacht your on religious videos. Actually I feel sad about most relgious folks who are so caught up in their beliefs, If they could only understand that what they believe to be absolute facts are beliefs!!!

[yourcatholicbrother]

ROTFL-This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard and I take it as a joke. I once asked one of the religious Sister's who would be in heaven? Her reply was, "When (and if) you get there you will be surprised at who is there that you thought would not be, and who is not there that you thought would." I hope to see you all there. Keep singing!

[smullaney88]

WOW CHILL OUT PEOPLE !!! THIS IS JUST A JOKE LIGHTEN UP !!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO UPTIGHT IF U CANT JOKE OR LAUGH ABT YOURSELF THEN U HAVE A SERIOUS IDENTITY PROBLEM !! I THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS HE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING THAT OTHER DONT SAY ALL THE TIME ! SMH YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REASON WHY ALOT OF PEOPLE RESENT THE CHURCH BECAUSE YOUR TOO STUCK UP !!!!!!!!

[ims2703]

The funny part about hating catholics if youre lutheran, protestant or any other type of christian, is that it all actually comes from catholisism.. Just think, the trinity, communion, grace of god, forgivness and charity was first performed/experienced and continued through generations BY CATHOLICS.. I dont say that all christians are generally the same in their faith because of this, im just saying that I hear so much negativity about the Catholic church by other christians, LACK OF KNOWLEDGE

[womanwonder10]

Goofy.You are no more fit for heaven than any other believers(Lutherans)We Lutherans believe in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. He gave His Life for my sins! I love Him and I know I'm saved by Jesus sacrifice on the cross!And I know the Holy Spirit is in me. Penecostals are very self-righteous at times.Anyway,don't make a song like that;maybe blasphemous?You can be forgiven. Pray+Ask God to forgive you and come into your heart! Please for the sake of your soul, man.Return to Christ!

[lcowles]

I'd love to have coffee with this guy and laugh our asses off sharing war stories about the days of being back in the Christian "cult" and how we escaped. The world is waking up and to THAT, I say....HALLELUJAH!

[MrArokOleary]

There is only one way to heaven and that's in The Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless his noodley appendages!

[andybreeden]

Great little video! I wanna see the whole show.

[iustuseustace]

Too true to be funny. (Raised Pentecostal, now Lutheran.)

[TheHistoryprof]

Gottes Wort und Luther's Lehr Vergehet nun und nimmermehr!

[cheagan]

God doesn't take any delight in the death of the wicked... so why do these people?

Check yourself, before ya riggady WRECK yourself.

[oldtimeway1]

Amen, you can't get to heaven in the Lutheran church or any other church for that matter. You can only get to heaven through the redemptive work of Jesus Christ on the cross of calvary. We must do what Romans 10:9 & 10 says. And friend, there is a heaven and there is a hell because Jesus said so. If I believe there is and I'm wrong I've lost nothin but if you believe there isn't and you're wrong, you've lost everything. Repent and be born again.

[Shneverly]

shame on you!

[akaT2010]

@MrAxe2themouth - Everything MY KING says is TRUTH. Everything YOUR KING (aka the Father of Lies ) says is a LIE. He has perfected lying and deceiving human souls for over 2,000 years.@ satan - Since you have soo deceived MrAxe2themouth and the KING JESUS CHRIST has allowed Mr. Axe2themouth to cross my path I am going to get violent with you satan. I am going to pray the "by any means necessary" salvation prayer salvation for him. AHA AHA satan you ARE going to lose another soul BLOOD OF JESUS!

[LUISELKOOL]

no ofense but you sure make us pentecostal look really bad i pray that your soul repents in time

[iHateRanchDressing]

Jokes - If somebody wasn't offended then it wasn't funny

[ellasgodmother]

Thanks God for your judgement....

[pjmollin1315]

What is the song being played on the guitar? Or is it just a set of chords?

[akaT2010]

BashfulScandinavian -- I hope that you have been enlightened to the error of your ways. The Bible IS TRUTH! I am praying for you.

[catchzz]

Just another bigoted video. Its sad.

[tmamone83]

I used to go to a semi-Pentecostal church (they didn't have the title, but the kept all the tongue-talking), and rebelled by converting to the Lutheran Church.

[ajm136]

Not funny at all better find a new career.

[john91722]

That's some teasing.

[diz1downepinoy]

I understand you are a comedian but any person who believes in JESUS CHRIST does not and should not condemn or have hatred against other Christian denominations. Though are misunderstandings and different in worship and beliefs are different we all believe in one God who is Jesus Christ. I am a Roman Catholic and I am proud to be one and I am really offended by this song. And let me tell you the Lutheran and Catholic churches have been around longer than the Pentecostals.

[akaT2010]

@diz1downepinoy - I'm APOSTOLic and we have been around since Jesus was walking the Earth--however the Bible states their is not many religions--only one faith. If the Bible says it I believe it ! Also, you may want to do a little research on how the Roman Catholic church came into being--you will see lots of paganism with a Christian suit on it.

[4everjesusrules]

This video lacks any integrity, and bashing other religions is not right,who are you to condemn any certain Church?

[Trvjuggalo1983]

Gayness

[DxSxFx4Him]

i love God :)

[PhotosByStephan]

I haven't laughed this hard since I heard Garrison Keillor talk about the evangelist, Brother Bob, who describe the Catholic church as the work of the devil and the Lutheran church as what the devil does in his spare time.

[jonh1035]

If this is a joke, It is Not Funny. I would not go around and offend people for their religious affiliation.

[PinkKop]

You all take this song too serious, relax, it's a joke

[truthfinder90]

And I come from the Assemblies of God. WE believe in the Trinity and such. I'm hurting. I'm praying for this guy. Jesus be with us all.

[truthfinder90]

I am Pentecostal and guys let me please assure you. WE DO NOT BELIEVE THIS AT ALL. This is disrespectful and full of SIN. I assure you this is blasphemy of some kind. WOW Pentecostalism doesn't teach anything like this. O God please forgive them. No Christian of any kind should enjoy this. This against God in Heaven. Please God please rain down.

[jave042]

@truthfinder90 God could not hear your pleas for this man's soul due to that loud and annoying tamborine! Stop it!. Do you listen to yourself? There are stupid people with a guitar everywhere. And stupid people with tamborines and earplugs.

[CoryTheRaven]

I was trying to figure out if this was a satire or if you were just another pettycostal, then I read the comments *whew* ^_^

[EdwardCullenAddicted]

i used to be pentcostal too! !! haha and i am still a christian tho but omg this stuff is sooo funny!

[QuantumUni]

Christian dividing heritics!

[jave042]

Q: Why can nobody understand Pentecostals when they speak in toungs?

A: They are the only ones who speak "DOUCHE"!

Ahahahah there's a joke for ya mr. comedian you have my permission to use it too! it goes with your whole "douche" atmosphere. Wait, I got it: "Douche Comedy Jam." You will be a HIT!

[truthfinder90]

@jave042 Read acts chp: 2 you will find that answer. The Christian Church was started on the Day of Pentecost. Its a spiritual Gift. It's special. Look into it. Jesus in the Gospels refers to it plainly. Acts 2 though to get you started out. God be with you

[jave042]

If this song is a joke you SUCK at being a comedian. I bet your guitar wishes it were dead. I believe in hell, I saw it.... it was you singing that lousy, rotten song.

[icarryasatchel1]

Well, I have to admit that it funny, but I don't think anything of it. I'm a Lutheran. I'm Missouri Synod, not ELCA. I do think that the ELCA needs to change its stance on homosexuality. It is a sin. I personally believe their is no such thing as a homosexual, but it's more like a person with a disorder, which would be homosexuality. By the way, see you in heaven, hopefully not hell. lol

[palmtreeman1]

Sola Gratia. Grace Alone.

[xoblunaqa1]

Wow thats ridiculous

[StevenCasteel]

lol, funny song. btw I like your Seagul.

So, were you ever a Christian? If so, what made you decide to part ways?

[PreachingJesusToAll]

The pentecostal church is just as false as the other two.

[northgirl27]

@PreachingJesusToAll You are just as insane as the folks who wrote this song. Who died and made you judge?

[loriloristuff]

Your don't know very much about Lutherans or Catholics, or you would know about First Grace and redemption- Another word for saved.

[chitown19962000]

I happen to disagree with you

[magx01]

This was great, sir.

[lilg606]

is this real??

[DreSoul]

On the money dude...I am thankful everyday of my life that I left church and Christianity...

[magx01]

Amen.

[FightsWithPreachers]

Exactly what they believe.. Ugh it is such a cult

[MileSeventySeven]

your observations are funny AND on the money

[daonlybg]

As a devout Christian (Catholic), I want to say...

...this is gold. I understand where you're coming from and what you mean. The Bible says not to judge others, yet some condemn others to hell. Ironic, isn't it?

Either way, your stand up is gold. I've been watching some of it now and it still puts a smile on my face.

Keep up the good work!

[CatholicCross1393]

Yeah, this is funny

[svillethomas]

That was funny, you need to add a verse for Baptists about potluck.

[Lavan9118]

Potluck??

[svillethomas]

Its where everyone brings a dish for lunch or dinner for after services. Extremely popular atleast I know with Baptists in the southern US.

[Lavan9118]

I do apologize i guess i need to work on my sense of humor a little bit and realize that in comedy everyone is offended one way or another. I do have to say it was a catchy tune though

[suziebee78]

Keith Olberman? Is that you?

[BashfulScandinavian]

Dear TheLifeofElias,

This song is a joke meant to convey how ridiculous it is to condemn others to Hell. I am a comedian who grew up Pentecostal. I am no longer a Christian. I don't believe in Heaven or Hell and I certainly have nothing against Lutherans or Catholics - that's the point of the song.

Ryan

[northgirl27]

@BashfulScandinavian That song is unbelievable. I'm sorry you grew up in a church that would probably judge God. Not all churches are like that.

[myGodis1lord]

@BashfulScandinavian ....I take it you grew up in a oneness pentecostal church. Why did you leave... and if so why do you use the gift of the Holy Ghost to mock God. Just a question nothing personal to it so dont take it that way.. But how could you have a bitter heart to what you know is ultimately right. I dont mean Pentecostalism i mean Jesus

[oakking1]

@BashfulScandinavian another unedcucated red neck christian ye ha. he is only lacking the fucking pick up truck and shot gun in the back.

[ahnales]

@BashfulScandinavian I'm a catholic, and I think it's funny, the guy is obviously joking. I have been told many times that catholics are not saved, and we are all going to hell. I also went through a phase where I was kind of agnostic, but I have started going back to church because my wife is catholic and we want to raise our kids catholic. Of course we would never teach our kids that people from other faiths are condemned to hell.

[Lavan9118]

Hey buddy I'm Lutheran and I believe in Holy Baptism and faith alone I believe in the Trinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit just the same as you so i guess I'm going to hell for believing in Christ there is no salvation through the a church there is salvation through faith idiot

[BashfulScandinavian]

Dear Lavan9118,

I am a comedian. I don't think anyone is going to Hell. In fact, I don't believe in Hell. This is just a joke. In fact, the point of the song is that it is silly to condemn others to Hell.

-Ryan

[shmunski101]

@BashfulScandinavian well F*CK you then you B*stard child cuz i guess that makes you a filthy hypocrite cuz jesus even said "do not do as the hypocrites do" cuz you even sang in your song that lutherans and catholics are going to hell cuz they believe in salvation thru jesus the savior. why the hell are you even singing it then? u are the reason that atheist flourish on the planet today. do u realize that?! worthless scumbag heretical pagans are the reason that this place is godless. go to hell!

[FilipEffatha]

@Lavan9118

He's pain is baptism in adult age ... They belive Catholic/Lutheran baptism isn't true ...