Crappy Games: Transformers (Famicom)

[markman655]

avgn better then you at this game you suck at this game

[cameron20101000]

It was released only in Japan.

[MDthornton83]

@cameron20101000 And for a good reason two.

[cameron20101000]

@MDthornton83 They glad, it never got ported to North America or Europe

For those of you who live in North America or Europe.

[MDthornton83]

@cameron20101000 Agreed.

[Nekradude]

best game ever! better than any call of duty or skyrim or skyward sword!.

[Megalodon64]

hold down to transform. then hold up to turn back. What sucks is that it take like a full second so you gotta be in a cleared area

[MDthornton83]

I never thought there even was a transformers game in existence. Good thing I never came across this though.

[kslovesgabba24]

This is really funny!

[edaboladik]

ive never seen anyone pass the 1st level.

[OreoMan951]

i get killed by the fucking donald duck shit XD

[vegetajrXD]

I bet it.

[SondreRasmussen]

the review is great but I had trouble watching the entire movie due to the fucking annoying music in this shit game

[SeaneTheSparten]

u were so close then

BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

[spiderfred1]

You wanna know how to make a better review? Stop saying "FUCKING SHIT" every 2 seconds...

[4killercod]

lol i want to see you do a lets play

[SUPERspark64ify]

The music is pure ear rape.......so are the sounds....lol.....

[JoseChaps]

hahaha maan this game looks like atari!!! and the music alone is enough to make you hate the game without even playing it!!!

[tyfighter0710]

dude transformers is not anime

[rakninja]

@tyfighter0710 in japanland it is.

[jetpackman01]

press UP to transform!

[wiiam4]

Lol... this game is harder than ghosts n goblins

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

@wiiam4 G&G is hard by design. This game is hard because the programmers probably didn't play test the fucking game. They figured they'd make their money due to the license, but this game bombed in Japan and was never released outside of the country. 

[DarkAceWing]

Jesus Christ, I feel bad for this guy. NO ONE should play these poor excuses for a game. I know these games were made in the late 80's and 90's but Jesus Christ game programmers were retarded.

[cheetahlikescheese]

the music is fucking killing my ears

[theboombody]

Ha ha. I have fun watching this for like 30 seconds and then watching a Byron Katie video for 30 seconds and then repeating the pattern. I'd like to see Jedite and Byron Katie in the same room. They're just so different. "Jedite attends the School for The Work." Ha ha. That would be awesome.

[DesertFerret7]

What a peice of shit this fucking game was! The hit detection is abysmal to beyond as I press the attack button the shots go right through them and sometimes hit them. I wanted to drown myself in a lake after playing this peice of shit. Im sure the controls are abysmal as well. Oh the Transformers game on PS2 is also a peice of shit. Takara should just only sick to making Transformers movies, shows and also marketing proposals for toys as well. This game is a shit load of fuck! (AVGN)

[theboombody]

@DesertFerret7 You hate the Famicom game Transformers. Is it true? Can you be absolutely sure that it's true?

[DesertFerret7]

@theboombody

UGH!! YES I DO!!! I played and oh boy did it fucking suck! The hit detection was abysmal like trying to piss in a shot glass thats spinning on a record player strapped to a running cheetah's back while on a unicycle on a tight rope blind folded. The graphics also shit and don't get me started on the sound because the sound also sucks. WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK! COWAFUCKINGPEICEOFHORSESHIT! Punching a wasps nest is more fun than Transformers on the Famicom.

[TullyMurphy2]

What the fuck are you saying at :12?????

[handofstand]

3:12 really hits home. Gnarly.

[SonLastName]

this guy review this befor avgn

[DaBossk]

what a shit load of fuck

[handofstand]

yessir

[NotoriousDudeable]

that fuckin music is crap total fuckin BULL CRAP

[iggy3200]

Why are people calling this an AVGN ripoff? This was uploaded in 2006. The AVGN wasn't well known until 2007.

[DLCOrganization]

Not only that, Iggy, but the AVGN review of the same game came less than about 2 1/2 years AFTER the fact (the Summer of 2009).

Consider this video a blessing. Jedite has to be one of the few people in America to own a Famicom.

> Professor DLC

[figment1988]

not to mention that the AVGN review came out around the same time as Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

[RunandGunPictures]

Well... He was actually around as of 2004, but his account was closed during the great Irate wars and reopened. His first video actually predates 2004 even, but that wasn't available online, but rather as an extra feature on a VHS set he produced, whic contained Dr. Jekle and Mr. Hyde and Simon's Quest.

[RunandGunPictures]

Also, I don't concider this an AVGN ripe off. He's more like Armake21 than than anything.

[MaxDeathKnighT]

Worst game ever D= I hate it!

PD: BTW, he's Ultra-Magnus =P

[thisisd7]

lol!!! donald duck shit

[magneum1]

lol!!!! at 1:31 it says "no talent translations proudly presents transformers" lol no talent, so true!

[kingfiirenze]

Aha.. this guy goes out of his way to swear and it gets annoying but he's telling the truth the game totally blows haha

[sybnios]

Just SHUT UP! Every ignorant child is an expert "gamer" Sure....

[RidinSpinaz04]

yeah...you suck...maybe worse than the game.

[Pathrone]

avgn did it better. but thats not the point. the point is that u suck.. 2 bad.

[mbphlover]

You really suck at this. Your just trying to copy the AVGN but you do a bad job of it because you don't know shit about video games.

[Inuboy1000]

not necessarily, not every single reviewer tries to copy AVGN, I mean AVGN is an awesome reviewer but not everyone tries to copy him.

[ghfreak67]

AVGN wanna be

[cling0124]

that's fucking alien

[someone64]

Transformers was NEVER an anime.

[TheHeroForce]

Hey Jedite1 Can You Please Review E.T. For The Atari That If Your Going To Do Crappy Games Again.

[derultikiller]

video creator is shit faced noob

[mspina0522]

you suck

[Desmond21228]

ahahahah if you noticed right above the transformer name it said NO talent translation

[Megalodon64]

you transform into vehicle mode by holdin down the down arrow button and transform back into robot mode by holding down the up arrow button. to shoot grenates in vehicle mode press the A button

[Elnerab87]

seriously...stfu about this dude copying that dude, anyone can make game rants, it doesn't belong to anyone

[Skurupmille]

This was made 2006 long before AVGN

[axeman995]

how many moons dose that crappy game have

[theboombody]

Despite Jedite's awful job of recording the game's sound, I really enjoyed this review. His struggles with the first level really give you a good impression of the overall difficulty of this game, and while AVGN does a good job of depicting difficulty as well, AVGN's crisp editing seems to take away a little bit of the spur of the moment feeling that I get from Jedite's reviews in general. AVGN is clearly the best reviewer, but Jedite is still good at contributing.

[JacopeX]

Jedite > AVGN

[predacus]

No.

[incheoul]

AVGN is better

[conantheking]

If anything it is more likely that AVGN copied this, not the other way around. Before you lot nerd rage just understand I am not saying that is what happened, just much more likely than Jedite copying AVGN.

[4PMGame]

AVGN did a review of that game, check out on Gametrailers and enjoy!

[oll1man]

well.. nobody said that, sry

[abysmalcastellan]

AVGN has reviewed the game, and he reviewed it better. :D

[TheHeroForce]

The AVGN Is Better.

[acouragefann]

but he did it in 2006...

[oll1man]

yea but then i could say something like the first nerd videos are from 2004 and then the next ones from mid 2006...

[acouragefann]

but how is he imitating the transformer AVGN video?!

[kinomon]

hes just cursing like the angry nintendo nerd and using the same expretions

[terk0iz]

This video was released in 2006 dipshit.

[golbi123]

proof that shows some AVGN fans are complete idiots who loves to troll other guys vids without even looking at the date first

[ChillyWillie]

Fuck you.  Jedite released this video back in 2006. Jedite also reviewed Silver Surfer way before the AVGN did.

Don't get me wrong, I love the nerd's videos. This comment is solely to say Fuck You to

nirvanaki69.

[OlekDw]

AVGN is planning to review this game.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

He did ialready, it's out RIGHT NOW!! go to gametrailers website.

[Shadonara]

The first challenge of this game is not surviving 10 without dying, but getting past the seizure screen. I'd like to see today's ''impossible'' challenges beat that!

[Henkco]

Ok so not all games were great... Only the... great titles are... great.

[thanhbites]

Just one looks at this game and i wonna burn it !!!1

[Tominator3526]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS????!!!

[tenjames123456789]

i agree this game suck

[Kryanwan8]

sounds like you need to make your own game maker games.

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

tht seizures joke was actually amazing,it just the way u said it.

[nacho619er]

the game music suks ass...

[klasicktha1]

optimus is a fucking fire truck in this game, lol!

[darthjosh1108]

That's not Optimus.

[TheHeroForce]

I know because he look like that he want to be a movie star

[SpectraAcademy]

donald duck egg was so darn funny lol

[TheHeroForce]

Its called a Donald Duck Shit

[badideass]

people try to be like the angry nintendo nerd.. zzz

[myboobtoob]

AllieRX got farther then you.

[efieee]

thats true

[bogercs]

This does look like shit. I mean, come on a gmae where you can't transform back? and I don't know what those flying things are either. They almost look like the "Tommy" Logo.

[TheHeroForce]

What does crippled mean

[jento344]

disabled, unable to use a broken body part or organ

[andrewniles1]

How come everybody that does this with a game has a fucking gay lisp.

[kyrii212]

word

[SirDibble25]

lol i got killed by da doland egg pass the danald shit

[BeigeFunk]

I can't take it anymore!!! Just sitting through 7 min of this horrible game makes me want to hit my head with my steel toe boots!!!!

[HardWiredGaming]

Jeez, the sound on the video is godawful. Is it a problem with whatever you were using to record this or what?

Anyway, you're on the right track on this game. But if you or anyone seeing this would like a second opinion, I just reviewed this.

[SirDibble25]

donald duck is so funny

[TheHeroForce]

I know

[AAdurac]

LMAO this game should be 100X better if you look at super mario all stars you will think its on another console

[ayahoo16]

dude learn to talk without saying **** or **** every word and ill watch your video till then their are plenty of other videos out there

[DELIVEREE]

Capcom should've made this game. They wouldn't've made a bad game like this.

[TheHeroForce]

This game should by made by capcom because this would of been a great

[Cster91]

Hey Jedite, have you seen AllieRX87's review on the game? It's awsome, especialy with the "BULLSHIT!" clips.

[ULTROS69]

dude ur awsome

[250mav]

wow dude, you try way to hard to be the AVGN.. take a breath...

the graphics and souns suck because its on a 25 year old 8-bit system, not a ps3

[gamerCMM]

No it's not a PS3 but many,many games have much better sound also for the same system.

[ULTROS69]

no hes not, stfu

[patakidriver]

stop licking the balls of the AVGN idiot, he does very boring reviews, except for dr jeckyll and mr hayde, but well, go and kick your father's vagina

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

the bit about seizures is hillarious

[apostate001]

Dude! You made me laugh so hard I pissed myself! I had to same response after I bought this game in Jaoan. I thoguht that it was going to be cool, but it is by far the shittiest game ever made. This game make Dragon's Lair look like a kiddie game!

[MackenzieMichael]

Not that I'm complaining after watching this video, but how did the US get deprived of a video game based on an American idea?

[HardWiredGaming]

MackenzieMichael: Takara made this game to explain why Optimus wasn't in Transformers anymore, since the movie wasn't released theatrically over there.

The game's plot is that you're Ultra Magnus, trying to find out who killed Prime.

Good luck with that, I say.

[MackenzieMichael]

LOL Ultra Magnus has always been a cool character. They should have let you play as Hot Rod, Since Ultra Magnus got blown to hell in the movie. Hot Rod was there when it happened. Come to think of it, Ultra Magnus was there when Prime died! What the hell? LOL

[bogercs]

Okay! I won't. I never thought this game would suck balls.

[ranchdressing]

The ending is utter shit as well.

[ialsoRAPEemos]

The music sounds like a fucked up version of Super Mario Land

[zilvertron]

Its not that it is old, the enemy fires small particles and when you die you start wondering what did i die of now then and not even then youll see why. Its a pain in the ass just to make through stage 1 not to mention the nightmare in stage 2

[ultramegaunknown]

Why is a firetruck shooting bullets anyways?

I thought they were supposed to help people,

Not blow the fuckin shit outta them!!!

[ranchdressing]

Or eat african wildlife for that matter. (see Family Guy)

[ultramegaunknown]

haha

"The red firetruck sneaks up on its prey"

And it scares away ambulances as well

[Supercalifan12]

The japanese made a very bad idea for a video game for Americans. I respect Nintendo and Japan. They are awesome. I wonder what Americans would think of this.

[Friesruleman]

lmfao this is hillarious i love how he gets so mad ha ha

[seanobi777]

when you talk about the jumping egg, why do you say it has to do anything with McDonalds or Donald Duck? Theres nothing "Donald" about that egg!!! *sighs*

[zilvertron]

He didnt even mention mcdonalds, he said that it looks like donald ducks shit/poo and thats a good description of it cause none knows what it is supposed to be, not even the creators

[Therealqtip]

"what kind of crippled shit is this" you sound kinda crippled my friend.

[tantrumania]

is this game a joke??

[bigshon3000]

lol omg this guy is fuckin hilarious

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

the nes rocks,and he has said tht it is his fav systems,just some games suk too much

[JDavis4U]

I've beaten this game it took me 18 hours.... I thought I was going to go mad but I'm so rediculously stubourn...

[111dragonballzgt111]

ur the BEST make more vids ur fan 4 crappy games

[gaarax9]

Jedite no offence but ur voice used to sound like you were blocking ur nose while talking

[Eabatu]

This game is an abomination, seriously! I mean, NO ONE was able to make a bad ass Transformers game for the NES?! NO ONE?! I mean, its not like Transformers was a small time deal, it was the SHIT OF SHIT back in the day.

I was always wondering why there was no Transformers game back then, and seeing as this was the game....now I know why. This game is a blasphemy to the epic legacy of Transformers. The game designers for this game should be strung up by their balls. Fuckin twats!

[greatrey]

Why would someone turn one of the GREATEST epics ever was turned into this piece of shit game?

[williamhowe1]

This game SUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!

[itradejhotostarters]

donald duck shit lol

[silla860]

you added this on christmas day? I SURE HOPE YOU DIDNT GET THIS PEICE OF SHIT GAME FOR CHRISTMAS!

[aerotechway1]

Ha ha ha ha! XD *falls off chair*

[HenryQuienne]

Now everybody want to be the angry video game nerd... Be original people

[300retards]

He was around before AVGN was famous

[Ivaria]

The AVGN was famous 2004!

[Daniel78219]

Nope.

[SageX123]

How do you act like something that doesn't exist at the time?

[666jaybird666]

This is by far one of the funniest videos on youtube! Fucking Hilarious (Donald duck shit!) lol!

[tthomaselli2]

"What in the fuck are those things???... They look like fuckin' eggs. They look like Donald Duck's shit, or, something!... This music just makes me want to hang myself... I bet that gives kids seisures, I bet... I get killed by the fuckin' Donald Duck shit!".

(Lol.).

Love it!

[ArchonXR3]

3:05 cheapest death ever

[ArchonXR3]

Broken ripoff of Metroid and Contra as of what Spax said

[ballwright]

You suck, and you're not as funny as the angry nintendo nerd...quit bitting his gimmick

[alternine]

ballwright go hump your grandma and give her head he isnt the only one who can make reviews Man take your fat ugly head off youtube and blow a donkey giraffe while ur at it

[ScratchGuy]

I agree

[hbknhhhfan]

got owned by the donald duck's shit

[consumingtheeyeballs]

the music = epilepsy

[BitterPoetMadman]

it actually says "no talent translation presents" LOL

[Proofed09]

yeah

[Proofed09]

this is a shits

[FlashySenap]

How hard can it be to not find the right button XD it exists like 2 buttons on a nes XD

[UnrealGold57]

the white dots look like pieces of dandriff

[amari2001]

Lol "Donald Duck's Shit"

[sonicrulz101]

WHAT DO GESSSSSSSSS IT IS GOING TO BE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"N.O.talent­"

duh!

[MysticArksRevenge]

The game is made by the same people who made the toys, Takara Co. Ltd. back in 1986. I think they should be a game publisher. This game proves that Takara should be a game publisher, and not a developer since Takara developed this game themselves.

[drschizo]

you sucked at 3:05 lol xD

[Pkwyprodigy4]

thats grimy.. getting killed by shit lolz

[jabronikiller]

sldhfalkgfsufr

[mariorules4life]

donald duck shit! lol

[Friesruleman]

roflmfao i bet this gives little kids seisiures i cracked up

Another Great Review Man. This Brought Back Horrible Memories From When I Was A Kid; This Was The First Game I Got For My Famicom.