Pat Metheny "As it is" Live

[ChaosTitties]

i aint even gonna lie. this sounds kinda cool

[lovecraft231]

4 years later, and still the funniest thing I've ever seen on Youtube.

[LyleVertigo]

I'm going to have nightmares, aren't I? D:

[bship202]

Rins-favorite-band.mp3.dll.exe­.wav

[SeanDamonGreene]

This is a fine performance.

[Edge0fPain]

Am I the only one who didn't laugh at this?

[rahagbab]

Pat is gagging on Satan's flaming cock.

[wfitz32]

holy fuck this is the best thing ever

[shanpipah]

3:25-3:29. I died

[Gruuvin1]

If this is how you hear jazz.... you might be a redneck!

[KimKilledPacho]

@Gruuvin1 Please don't do that.

[ibernalq]

really funny... hahaha .....cant stop .. hahahaha... hahahaha

[njarnjas]

Ha,ha,funny!

[cyrusfx1]

I haven't laughed and cried this hard at a YouTube video possibly ever. And then you think about it later in the day and the laughing and crying begins anew.

[fifoffjfufs]

Oh my I lose it whenever the piano player comes on.

[pencap23]

Sadly this is probably what people who hate jazz hear when they listen to it.

[pedrodias66]

heheheheheehhh.....

[xBonezBreaker]

I only came here because Ksherwoodops liked this.

[KSherwoodOps]

I want to see a band perform this note for note perfect.

[delirman92]

Boy I wish I'd been in that audience..what a performance !!

[JohnnyExtreme]

So Avant-Garde. Some people don't have refined taste like you and I

[popsmcgee1]

Funniest thing i have ever seen haha thank you!

[Screaminguy]

i think a proper name for this song is

"I slammed my penis in the door while cumming and now it's leaking out the sides"

[globe255]

That man or is it a baby? is simply awful to listen to.

[Musicman1017]

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! This is effing hilarious!! I absolutely LOVE this song by Pat Metheny, but I have to say this was freaking funny! ^_^

[Tnat1on]

Whats wrong with them?

[seriouslyWeird]

the longest male orgasm in history

[BlimpyBoy]

Aw, man, you damn near suffocated me with laughter... I have tears in my eyes. Thank you.

[feloniousmonk82]

One of the Greatest Videos on Youtube.  Period.

[fallprey21]

such a beautiful song...

[TheMauachi]

themauachi ba que brincadeira de mau gosto.

[PhuckHue2]

boop boop boop dee doop WHOAH!!

[hmcyo]

this is by far the funniest thing ive seen to day.

I told someone to look him up for a guitar lesson and he was like wat the hell hahaha

[RickInRock84]

00:47 - 1:00 absolutely the best part!!!!! Can't stop to laughlin' !!!!!! This is the best fuckin "shred" vid ever uploaded!!!!!

[Demogorgo]

this is john zorn. he is a gay

[thePhunktOGraphist]

your local crackhead can translate best...lol...this is sick...thank evidence of dilated peoples,he hooked the link

[SCBietigheim]

lol



[pinkorpurple432]

even better when you press the soccer ball buttonBZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU­GHHH...

[dennerpatric]

uhauahuhuahuahau q zueraa xD

[CarryLarry]

deet doot ba down down da doo

nyeh. nyeh nyeh. nyeh.

[LinkBulletBill]

I just jizzed in my pants! Wow! Amazing jazz right there man!

The bass player and piano player only start playing when the camera hits them! Respect for the others who are on camera! Amazing!

This is just like better than sex!

[fredbreakfast]

I can't tell the difference from the original, it sounds the same to me

[pinkorpurple432]

@fredbreakfast shame on you, the real thing is a disgrace to this

[geoffreyefloyd]

LOL!

[CommittedMedia]

LOL!

[docmartn]

Too f@cking funny. I'm a huge Metheny fan and this is hilarious.

[wonderwhaz797]

I love your accuracy at 1:45 LOLOL

[modulogeek]

couldnt finish this first time through.. was laughing so hard within the first few seconds! classic shit!

[jimibrix]

I was unable to breathe, literally, sick to my stomach from laughter. This is deadly! I feel totally drained from laughing so hard!

[stove6]

Please dont ever delete this video.

This is my morning inspiration..

Best ever!

[wonderwhaz797]

LOL SMP Laughing!

[stove6]

3:55 in the video is the best..

"oh yeah, looking gooood."

[deebsmoz]

OMG, I wet my pants watching this!

[Tennisers]

orgasm

[jazz3000k]

This is hysterical on so many levels. You should call it Neanderthal PMG.

[roksanasmirnova]

Переборщили...Не знаю как по англ это написать))

[barakorama]

GENIALE

[ShinerCCC]

the yelling had me crying

[ProDigit80]

Love the music!

Truly awe inspiring!

Clearly done by the music master himself!

I wonder why I never heard of this album before?

[strumr91]

I'm waking up all my fucking neighbors laughing at this.

[Borak541]

Simply amazing. GENIUS!

[mikeroephonics]

I love video both for the absurd "playing", which is hilarious since all of them are musical geniuses, and also for the raw hatred it elicits from some viewers. I cried laughing the first time I saw this. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to listen to Secret Story to honor this video.

[shanghaibumm]

pat`s singing..? i heard richard singing , but pat..

maybe rehearsell

[mikeroephonics]

If your comment is for real, then it only adds to the comedy of this video. Sorry, not trying to be mean. Just trying to be truthful. :)

[shanghaibumm]

as you please..

[HawkRockS1996]

thats the sound ill make when im shitting on your moms stinking pussy eman.

[midprod]

The music you would hear entering Hell

[CarpalxTeeth]

I have a theory on what's going on here.

The guy has a monster in his ass, eating him from the inside, and the only thing that seems to make it stop is THE POWER OF ROCK.

Just an idea.

[Lenswide]

fuck you !

[broncobra]

My dog just growled at me and tried to bite me when I replayed this!

[mymindisanenigma]

ummmm....Jhonen? is this guy trying to pass a kidney stone, or is he having a hernia? What the fuck is he saying??? still... creative... although... Uggghhh. i wish i could put to human words my thoughts (I bet this guy thinks similarly)

Pat, Hack it up. It's not yours.

[marcometalico]

ahhahahahahahha

[Solachinx]

I think he's constipated, Jhonen....

[LaBellaLuna]

Oh Jhonen Vasquez, leaving links on your twitter of a man giving birth xD.

[marshmallowsx3]

........damn you Jhonen Vasquez....

[baka6457]

pat methenied... its jsut a weird rick roll J.V style D:

[pinkorpurple432]

Well, Pat would never give you up, let you down, or run around and desert you. You wouldn't get that from any other guy.

[baka6457]

you are probably right he dosnt look like the guy that would run around an desert someone lol XD

[pinkorpurple432]

You know, he's been thinking about a full commitment.

[kiasha14]

Jhonen V...I swear to God...Nice taste....wait no...not really...and yes....this male can give birth...

[uzukiichan]

I dont think the baby wants to come out after hearing that

[Preludextoxchaos]

I had the volume up all the way too.

This grew on me.

Jhonen this is interesting to say the least.

~Beauty is your own definition

[GodlyRutishike]

...WHY JHONEN?! WHY!? ...Note to self: turn down volume when following links. No more leaving volume all the way up. That was HORRIBLE.

[KawaiiGeek]

And so Jhonen Vasquez wins at life for sending us this video.

[HeartXSoul]

OMG this is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time! Bravo!

[thirdsilence]

I like how people found this on Jhonen V's twitter. I wonder where he found it.

[CyraUK]

Oh, Jhonen Vee, you've done it again.

This is fuckin' epic. He sounds like he's being raped. Or at least constipated.

[smokygouda]

Hahaha! Thanks, JV...

[hermosalinda12]

thanks Jhonen.. this scared the hell out of me... XDD

ok.. its kind of cool...hahaha...

[parkins521]

he's havin an episodeee!!!

[PhyckYiu]

Hahahah this is so fucking funny!

[ousooner6295]

around 2:15 when they're singing, its so funny

[leomcculloch]

HA HA HA

[iamqqqqqqq]

Hahaha, this is awesome XD

Truly funny stuff

[FUCCK123321]

its amazing man, if you dont like it dont watch it or comment it.

[AmericanDiaz]

fucking asshole this is not even funny.

[beth898989]

This is so awesome hahah

[lyd63]

I realey hope that everybody knows that this is FAKE, but funny, noooo

[freedok]

It's even funnier when your a Metheny fan!

[operating]

Sounds like he's being tortured!

[Terugtraprem]

crying with laughter -> 5 stars -> favorite.

[curbuser]

/me > agrees totally!!!

[a2snokid]

so damn funny even tho pats my fav artist

[Brian77TX]

How can ANYONE in that band be playing while he's doing that...Id be in the fetal position crying from laughing so hard!!!

[adamkensington]

Sharpest Tool in the Box award goes to you Brian - this has been overdubbed!

[licoricepirate]

LMAAAOOO

[lepetitmariet]

ME MUERO MUERTAAAAAAAAA es mortal!!!!!!!

[reagandammit]

I almost suffocated from laughing at this.

[jim5496]

That is F'n great!!! I hope Pat has seen this... how can ya not laugh till ya cry!!

[sclogse1]

hey dave...

[MisterMerchant]

His guitar strings are made of barbed wire

[jonanjello]

This is damned funny.

[escualkiera]

eres un pobre idiota inbecil.

[sutchsteve]

...damn

[abdufiadbfajdfb]

One of the funniest shit i've ever heard.

[barefoottoe]

aahahha....AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[narval77]

Pure feeling!

[enkibumbu]

I like him better this way.

[dvessel]

Ahhhahhahaha! Holy shit, I'm dying over here. Spec*f*ck'n*tacular.

[walkathon]

I miss StSanders.

[Gugulus]

A real lion man on guitar hear him ROAR lmao!!

[nancyfarmer555]

this is my favourite video ever

[barkofink]

consternant et pitoyable... tu fais quoi a part parasite de l'humanité ?et accessoirement parasite de sites web.faire croire (faussement ironiquement) qu'il y aurait une forme de pretention a travers cette musique;ne sert qu'à (dé)montrer en en définitive, ta propre impuissante et incapacité à faire quoi que ce soit de musical,en realité.la prochaine fois,epargne-nous tes ablutions.le degré zéro de l'intelligence a été atteint (et de l'ironie)..minable.

[somacoyote]

lmao

[swimspaz14]

yo frenchy get a life.

[loudrussell]

Uooraaaarggghhhh!

[MQFahey]

Epic. You win, sir.

[Haiatola]

I can't stop laughing, this is simply amazing.

[InvalidationCounter]

I've watched this several times over the past month and my sides still hurt from laughing. BTW I love the Pat Metheny Group and have been studying Lyle Mays for years - that's what makes it even funnier. I'm sure Pat and co would find this hilarious.

[hgeithus]

1:05-1:06 is my personal favourite... HAHAHA xD

[Hansolo4570]

Mee too :-D

[somacoyote]

lol these comments are hilarious

[ManAndDjinn]

This guy is amazing.

[illegalusername]

It's like a precious, beautiful crystal of pure stupid.

[tyskkampduva]

this is good! i like the screaming!

[pbonney]

I find that it is very dangerous to drink coke while watching. I laughed while taking a drink and you can guess what happened next.

[Saxyman14]

You swallowed it and kept drinking until the bottle was empty, then you threw said bottle away.

[zwkm]

I've seen Metheny live. He sounded just like this.

[Hansolo4570]

I've seen Metheny live. He's simply amazing.

Anyway this is one of my preferred video :-D

[blinkage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gangsterthomas1000]

Pat Metheney the new and improved Hulk!

[domejosh]

this is the best thing ive ever seen!

i almost peed

i only wish it parodied more of his real cheese

[rawrcalumx]

you son of a bitch! that was so funny i spilt my drink and shit my pants!

[DaveZiffer]

This is so excellent I almost can't get up off the floor from the pain of laughing. A true tribute to the greatness of Metheny and to the sense of humor, musicianship and editing skill of whowever posted it!

[nonwave1]

sounds great. this is my favorite kind of music.

[lordkoos]

funny!!!!

[ShiffronLandren]

Sorta moronic, not really funny.

[JohnZackarias]

Then again he looks sort of silly, wouldn't you agree?

[narval77]

The BEST youtube video I've ever seen.

[ea3geg]

Biggggggggg idiotttttttttt

[hashbash]

StSanders was miiiiles ahead of this crappery

[narval77]

I can't stop lol :)__

[tottototto]

disturbing.

[narval77]

LOL

[gotdapown]

I am so glad to see this gem again. Pat Metheny is awesome.

[LAOMUSIC]

LAOMUSIC ARTS:

No talent = don´t know the meaning of Respect;

No talent = can´t play an instrument yourself;

No talent = synchronization sound/image;

And with you I would go over and over... but you are just what you are !

Thanks for nothing !

LAOMUSIC ARTS

P.S.:I´ll not be surprised by your Math notes !

[ManAndDjinn]

This is probably one of the dumbest comments on youtube I have ever seen. Take note, gentlemen!

[Brian77TX]

People just can't take a joke anymore...sad times we live in!!!

[LOLWutAnonymous]

What?

[LOLWutAnonymous]

What?

[LOLWutAnonymous]

Shit. Sorry about the double (mis)post.  Exceptional video. I look forward to seeing more.

[narval77]

It was only a joke, dude... ¬¬

[dodgyphil23]

I love this video,it's brilliant and funny without being offensive. please do some more(not Pat)

[ManAndDjinn]

I plan on it, but I don't know when.

[michigan282]

haha you douche

[guardiane]

HAHAHH WTF, greatest video ever made! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, what a frigin masterpiece! I think I laugh more at the fact that somebody took the time to sit down and redub this video to have the guy go "URRRHAAHHHHHAUURRRRRRAHHHHH"

[tojensen2]

I just can't watch this, retarded..