The Bank Job (GTA IV Machinima)

[XxxSilentShreddaxxX]

I wish at 1:10 niko bellic just burst in and smoked them

[TheDankerDan]

maybe you can make "The Blow Job" machinima

[MrAwesomePossum2385]

horrible music choice

[BgKnoccoutGangstaDre]

How are you guys getting these people and clothes for Multiplayer?!?!?!?!? PLEASE REPLY!!

[MrPyromaniac17]

Good but could use a lot of work. Change the song and it needs to make more sense. I had no idea what was going on.

[johnny771977]

@MrPyromaniac17 This is a BANK ROBBERY. In SHTF, things can go miserably wrong

[Hormidal]

that was terrible

[HatedSovietLion]

My fucking ears are bleeding, that song sucked

[HatedSovietLion]

@johnny771977 Calm down. I've seen an armed robbery of a bank with a song by Mozart's Lacrimosa on and it fit perfectly. This just sounded like some crazy ass chainsmoker screaming over the sound of him just hitting his guitar strings. Screamo and heavy metal suck. It was good at the beginning, but the song quickly went downhill.

[expwner1]

1:05 luis lopez?

[expwner1]

i like how hes walking through all the people witha a shotgun and nobody cares

[DragonSkin342]

@yumjum1 But gta SA have more missions. Characters and graphics doesn't matter, gameplay matters.

[tooichan]

@DragonSkin342 Which part of SA is better than GTA4,gameplay-wise?

[bran147012]

this shit sucks

[rocknrull]

The song is badass

[IdentifiableUser]

1:04

Oh look, it's Luis

[lightningisonfiya]

In Soviet Russia...

[BULLETH0leProduction]

@lightningisonfiya bank rob you... .. . ...i dont know...

[sewerieyos]

arent these the fellas from kane and lynch 2:p

[CreddibleCorey]

@sewerieyos ... Nahh ...

[crawlmen88]

59:12 looool fail

[crawlmen88]

60:12 looool

[bluesdragonsmama]

cool

[sneaksmasher]

testicles ... that is all

[brotherhood1994x]

170 people are prostitutes.

[brotherhood1994x]

I loled @ the song when it said, "I'm a prostitute!"

[MrLikeyou11]

You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and say "Tango down

Copy and Paste to other Vids

[fireman0261]

@MrLikeyou11 uhm... what????? this is gta4 NOT mw2 lolzzz

[zol11ds]

so epic!

[Bananamaltastic]

@Assasins30Media (insert comment saying a whole bunch of insert comment ideas)

[1xXxGAMERxXx1]

WTF good video but why put this absolute shit music with it and this shouldn't be called music

[KrazyHawk1219]

how did u do that

[jerairkilla]

whats up with ppl rioting over 2 games!? gta sa and gta IV srsly guys this is for ur own sake

[Rudyboy342]

1:04 Gay Tony???

[poooxproduction]

@Rudyboy342  luis lopez yeah

[Rudyboy342]

@poooxproduction When I did this mission I was like WTF?

[poooxproduction]

@Rudyboy342 LOL



[Rudyboy342]

@poooxproduction He shows up more in the game.

And when I saw his the 2nd time I was like OMG WTF!!??

[TheGSPFilms1]

@Rudyboy342 lol its actually luis

[1967jenn1]

@Assasins30Media Make that 301 views 88,018 right now. lol

[alienhowitzer54]

whoever sent in a dislike i will find and i will annoy you so much you will rue the day you disliked this video !

[radiate57]

I hate it when people beg for thumbs up.

[diamondbb5]

@Assasins30Media (insert assasins30media's dumb comment here)

[hubu99]

@Assasins30Media (Insert comment that you copy and pasted from somebody else)

[Milkman0115]

lol 2:03 plastic surgery loans now!



[DoubleBKWhopper]

Chuck norris inside ---------> 2:17

[deathisimminent1]

0:53-0:54 Lets get this shit done...

[SHADOWNKNIGHT]

Most of all bank robs end like this: Fail.

[GuitarMan2110]

I saw Luis Lopez from The Ballad of Gay Tony he was laying on the floor.

[ownsmax]

Go to Google search and make sure aouto search is of, then type "find chuck norris" and press the "i'm feeling lucky" button. AWESOME!!! :D

[Naranja797]

I would have titled this "Hobo's rob a bank with rock in the background"

[Soulcatcherwtf]

OMG this is the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

[newchihuahua]

@Assasins30Media You forgot a spot for Soviet Russia jokes.

[nadim35gstar]

BORINGEST ONE

[omgdan23]

@Assasins30Media Wow I'm fucking bored as hell.

1) Thumbs up

2 )0:01

3) 156 people worked at a bank

4) Thumbs up if your viewer 301

5) -Sings the song-

6) Wtf there are more comments than views. Lol fail

7) Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons to rob the bank

8) Omfg GTA San Andreas is way better than Gay ass GTA 4

[TheMrbillsmith]

@omgdan23 GTA san andreas fucking sucks you fag

[masterpengun]

@TheMrbillsmith you fucking suck you bitchass

[hawkeyep900110500]

@omgdan23 Does it look like i care

[omgdan23]

@hawkeyep900110500 Considering I can't see your face, not really.

[fox100cool]

@omgdan23 8 is true

[MrJugoG4life]

@omgdan23 Every fucking GTA is a masterpiece GTA 4 actually showed a person very close to me, im from Serbia and my parents came to Holland cuz of the war and you thumbs up hunting bitch probably dont know this but you dont know how it feels when a major horible lifetime of many ppl is put into a Grand Theft Auto franchise.

[omgdan23]

@MrJugoG4life Listen, you need to fucking do some research before you reply to my god damn comment. I couldn't give less than 2 shits about where you come from or your parents. I didn't want to know why you moved you fucking idiot. That has nothing to do with what's going on here. Fucking christ, you could learn some english too. That would sort you out with you moved to.

[MrJugoG4life]

@omgdan23 ok fine, sorry it was just amazing when the game was released it gave me a great feeling i guess..and that day i was a bit pissed on stuff in life

[Tex0430]

@MrJugoG4life listen, we don't need to know your life story; especially on YouTube. If you want to spill it, Dr. Phil is here to help. You know, the guy that helps people. Or maybe your Serbian culture doesn't promote TV watching.

[MrJugoG4life]

@Tex0430 oh im sorry was my comment intended for you i dont think so.

[johnny771977]

@MrJugoG4life Don't mind those people who must compain about everything, no matter how good it is.

[RebGenesis]

@Assasins30Media Oooooor , you could just copy this list which is everywhere now.

[JETPACKSNIPPER]

You modded the characters in 3 leaf clover

[Stade1995]

GTA 4 is and will ALWAYS be my favourite game ! :)

[TheNoobGameChannel]

1:18. im a prostitute?

[TheNoobGameChannel]

lol this is rated tv pg?

[TheKilljoe98]

your vidz r great

[lowriderboy202009]

wow stuff like this only gets thousands of views when modern warefare vids get millions seriously wow theres a vid it says the greatest knife throw ever of all time on call of duty modern warefare2

[Slither119]

whats the name of the song

[MrBamaboy504]

i saw luis lopez in there from the ballad of ga* tony

[InsaneReLiiCs]

This song was good untill the guy started having anal with a just operated on asshole.

[InsaneReLiiCs]

LOL. Video lasts 3:37. It's eet. xD

[dexterhelper]

Did anyone notice the song sing:I AM A PROSTITUTE!!! and YOU GUITLY WHORE YOU HAVENT BEEN TO ANY WAR

[dexterhelper]

Did anyone hear the song say:I AM A PROSTITUTE!!!!!!

[danclayton]

@Assasins30Media you just done everythink you explaind u fag

[dereksh100]

153 PEOPLE have been raped

[themarkon1]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot

[silentc0reify]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good po

[samung09]

all the GTA4 vids are great hope too hear back from u on the vids i post some what on the line of what u do

.. check them out . duces.....

[TheJoey3590]

the guy is holding a shotgun walking , and the people are unaware that hes going shoot you? wtf

[nestor1195]

@Assasins30Media so wat ur saying is that most comments that are liked r from those things?

[Hentsik1]

Where do you get the ideas for all the movies, I don`t get it!

[casw265]

I love Drakortha's machinima.

[crazytrain58]

Crime never pays.... For noobs lol

[Plooofteyy]

Louis from the Ballad of Gay Tony is in the bank!

[fanofallgoodsongs]

what da fuck...kane and lynch?

[Pinkintron]

I like the music, I think it matches it. 

[jimenezbadboy]

how do they make these !?!?!?!?

[coolbro46]

Who walks outside holding a Goddamn Gun in real life? Like it's nothing...

[ctf6194life]

@Assasins30Media lol

[jason007raley]

0:12 it looks like the guys thinking, "SHIT!!!"

[AllinnKall]

The post grunge rock ruins the video:(

[ShadowCrashed81]

Kind of ruined with bad music.

[radioslap]

Cartman: Only a fag would like this kind of music

Butters: I thought it was pretty good

Cartman:,, See

[johnp0729]

"I am a prostitute?" What the Hell?

[XxSP1TF1RExX]

If you are going to complaing about the musci just mute it :P

[shamel95]

THIS IS SUCKS.

[DUCK76904]

the song is wack the singer sucks

[Wireheadking]

Music killed it. EVERYTHING was good but the music.

[TheMe571]

this was pretty sick but the music killed it.

[holycrapitstowlie]

This is one of the worst Machinimas I've seen.

[enortos]

omg at 1:07 the bank dude is a spah D:

[T0mstyle]

OMFG whose idea was it to put this "music" with the vid

[danno5599]

niko and cJ rule

[MrSevenlover]

great !!!

[rjephson1]

what the fuck was "i am a prostitute" doing at the start 1:18

[xXxBornorThessxXx]

no masks? fail?

[PFFxPrOzz95]

** 3:20 to 3:30 ** wrote wrong -_-

[PFFxPrOzz95]

3:20 fail driver xD

[haz236]

You can slide you just need to push the cover button ad you run into it

[johnp0729]

@haz236 You also need to hold a two-handed weapon (rifle, shotgun, etc.)

[worriorcloud5974]

how did u silde? and is it possible to do it on xbox 360?

[KevTheHunter1]

Lawl what?

[RKO2DX1]

i have a question.... How do you change your charecter from niko to that guy

[easylazy]

At 2:22, there's a random police car in the background just standing behind a traffic light

[Jabari917]

@pooponunu123 He Is Not God. He Is DEFINATELY GOOD, I CAN ESURE U THAT!!!

He Is AWESOME!!!

But Not God.

[Jpach33]

I turned the volume off and listened to Sergio Mende's Funky Bahia instead. Greatest video ever.

[stillkris33]

so...fucking...epic.

[QuickNick555]

that one guy looked like John Travolta a lil on 1:53

[burntheship]

@QuickNick555 actually not at all man.

[pooponunu123]

Machinma is god.

[GREATGOOGOLYMOOGOLY]

The music was abysmal, but an otherwise good vid.

[xbox3601111]

cool

[TheAssassinWolf]

1:32 Luis Lopez !!!!!!!

[Ettoize]

my fav games is GTA 4 , Ufc Undisputed 2010, The Sims 3, And Need For Speed all versions

[roscowp1795]

hardcore, btw where is the bank and is it enterable

[KingFluffyKnife]

gta 4 is my fav game

[herculesmamea]

@KingFluffyKnife GTA San Andreas is mine

[diaperpokemonmaster]

this was one of the best and worst moments of my life

[lfsstreet]

so much potentiol

[asd44160]

超世紀水療按摩

WTF?????

[shaykeogh]

@asd44160

超世紀水療按摩 = Ultra-century Spa

[Turbonicz]

Ummm, what is this?

[Dasavage206]

criminals..

[Ps3GamerVideos]

This sucks. It would have been better if after the robbery when they exited the bank the music stops and a barrage of RPG's went towards them killing them both lol

[k1llpoint]

just fucking ruined GTA,

imma sell mine...

[jimmy9258]

these kind of music don't fit GTA IV. sorry

[buzzkillman]

this was terrible

[theblizz23]

video would hav been good if music was off and had voice actors

[MasterTomas02]

Luiz Lopez again in the bank xD

[lars695]

The Bj.

[pepsibeast22]

sandwiches r good xD

[TheGoldenchaos21]

awsome vid

[94XJ]

Only lyrics I understood in the song: "I am a prostitute"

[dadado100]

Oh , I love Kill the guys of N.O.Y.S.E In the game ! hahahaha

[skateking386]

the beginning of this song is orgasm but the rest makes me wanna kill a dog :)

[PromiserOfDeath]

Good video @Machinima! 5/5 I see Luis at 1:05 how ever you managed to record this like a real life movie congrats!

[punjabiboy99]

@PromiserOfDeath dumbass machinima didnt make it fucktard

[PromiserOfDeath]

@punjabiboy99 Calm down! No need to be hostile! 

[WinqvistarNa]

the solo that starts at 2:10 is orgasmic, wow

[magicspark95]

its crazy the money u get off this!

[GTATBOGT10]

wats the name of thesong?

[Counted01]

So...they didn't get the money?

[36mofia33]

duuu!!! its the basics of bankj robing you guys have to wear suits!! dur

[slaysdemons9]

god dam i want to know how the mod this shit

[TehdawgHQ]

Hey! nice video, if you have time go watch my MW2 videos!

[CeMDRAGONify]

yea he's carrying a shotgun.........so wat!

[truennthereaper]

epic.

[Base537]

the beginning of the song is good but the rest ruins it