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  • Im over hese idiots who insult Joan.. She's a comedian!!! dont you understand???

  • Immature Cowards using words an adolescent would.

  • Both of their right feet are jacked up. I think it's funny. Like mother, like daughter. Hee

  • Melissa looks just like her mum when Joan was younger

  • awww...Melissa really looks like Joan's former face

  • " They don't pay you " Kinda says all one need say about all JAPS ! lol

  • i honestly cannot explain how much i love Joan. LEGEND! 

  • I love joan! amazing woman!

  • LOVE JOAN!

  • did anyone see how ellan sat..? if there isn`t a dick there... every boy should cut theirs off........

  • Annie Puke Duke 

  • Ellen cranks out poker face . good stuff

  • I love Joan! It's just that simple.. how can you not love her really?

  • why is it jews call everyone nazis 1)when isreal was first called the land of canaan 2 ) hitlers grandfather was jewish "3) hiter was nominated for peace prize by jews (google it ) 4) 92% of jews in the world r ashaNAZIS google it lmao

  • @xanderkhaan1 wow. just wow. ok, well Jews are the descendents of Jacob, who God said woul be known as Israel, as would his children. Everyone knows who Jacob is because his son, Joseph, many years later had a musical written about him. But anyway, so the Israelites escaped from persecution from Egypt, spent 40 years in the Sinai desert and then entered The land of Israel, literally, the land of the tribe of Israel.

  • @xanderkhaan1 The second point, about Hitler's grandfather has never been proven.

    I cannot find a single piece of evidence to prove number three, could you perhaps provide some? and 4, approximately 80% of the global Jewish community are Ashkenazi Jews. The word has no link to the Nazis of 1930s Germany - Nazi is not actually a word, but an acronym, the full version translates in English as the Nationalist Socialist Worker's Party

  • I love the way Joan can see that the daughter is making a tit out of herself and tries to save her a bunch of times. Obviously none of Joans talent, charisma or charm has rubbed off on her daughter

  • After all these years, Melissa Rivers is still without a doubt one of the most unlikeable celebrities in America. Nepotism can be SO ugly, and that girl is ugly on the inside and the outside. Joan is a great, unique talent, and she's only gotten better with age.

  • ''MOM backwards'' lol

  • what an awesome mother daughter combo

  • Melissa Rivers looks like Guy Pearce as Felicia Jollygoodfellow in "Priscilla - Queen of the desert".

  • lmao joan rivers is hilarious

  • Melissa is not funny like her mom! She tries to be but she not!

  • Poker Face Playing in the background!!! ROTFL!!! "She's got to love nobody" TRUE THAT!!!! Perfect entrance song to an epic Battle against Good Natured Joan Rivers.

    POKAH PLAYA!!!

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  • "Faux Crocodile" LOL!! :D Hahaaa.

    Joannnnn <3

  • They have a really funny show.Joan is funny!

  • I have met Annie duke she was so fake not impressed

  • I wanna meet Joan she is Hiliarious

  • Joan is hilarious!

    "Don't ask her to spell 'Mom' backwards" - hahaha.

  • Joan Rivers should figure out that Brande was way better than Melissa through the whole show... and she is way hotter then her ruberrface daughter

  • Melissa is just another of those talentless celebrities that are famous for doing absolutely nothing.

    She is just riding her mother´s coattails.

  • You are so fuckin right, thanks god there are still intelligent people in this world

  • @ernest671 Thank you :-)

  • Whoa, a talking chimpanze!

  • I use to not like Melissa, but this was like what, 2 years ago. Anyway, after watching her and her mom's show, I've gained respect for her, and think shes really nice and miss judged. Be nice to her.

  • I love Joan!

  • Melissa is just hideous looking.

    She is totally talentless , just riding on her "Tiger Lady" of a mother´s coattalis

  • "don't ask her to spell mom backwards" LOL

  • am i the only one who thinks melissa is sexy

  • @malakaijub yes

  • @malakaijub no, i'd fuck melissa doggystyle

  • @malakaijub Yes. Yes you are.

  • YEAH YOU TELL EM JOAN!

  • Joan Rivers complaining that people are being bitchy?? She obviously has no idea of the word irony lol

  • Oh I love how they played Poker Face, clever song. Because neither of the fucking muscles in their faces move.

  • Joan said poker players are 'trash' Joan compared Annie to Hitler and called her a 'Nazi'.

    I also heard Joan on a talk show saying that she hated playing Indian casinos because she had to meet the owners and proceeded to make fun of Native American names.  'High school' indeed.

  • About Melissa paying for her face? Which celebrity hasnt? Wearing Make up to look better still counts as paying for your face doesnt it? Tihihihihihihiii

  • lol 3.04 reminds me of Zellweger on Chocago..... When Richard Gere was playing puppeteer!!!!

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  • Melissa is Melissa and Joan is Joan...... Get used to it guys. They are just the best! lol lol lol

  • "Poor dumb brandie. She doesn't know what the hell it is being done to her(mimes confusion). Don't ask her to spell "mom" backwards . . ." Joane diagnosed the whole situation just perfectly!

  • melissa has got ass though.....

  • AAHHAAH JOAN RIVERS!! LOVE your Honesty!!

  • That Melissa is stupid

  • MELISSA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!! PLUS SHE PAID FOR THIS FACE!

  • I dislike Joan Rivers. She has spent her whole life picking people apart. She should not be rewarded for her ridiculous behavior. I would say she is the least honorable person around!

  • LOL, two of the biggest losers on earth.

  • Annie is a cunt

  • @marleymike2 And so are u my friend...

  • @gabbis I happily agree with you.

  • I fucking LOVE Joan Rivers. She is the shit! Her daughter Melissa...eh! Melissa is the ULTIMATE JAP...lmfao

  • Does Melissa Rivers ever give an interview where she doesn't mention she went to the University of Pennsylvania? .... I didn't think so.

  • Melissa Rivers. Finally, someone who makes Tom Arnold seem talented by comparison.

  • Melissa's tirade closely resembles donk behavior at poker tables

    Annie has superior game play and in the meantime, she respects her opponents. Poker trained her well.

  • Annie deserved to win, but Joan is right about Annie. Most poker players hate Annie.

  • @ilovejourney1 Most poker players hate Annie?

  • @cyao22

    Daniel Negrenau hates her.

  • Melissa is the most talentless, monkey-looking baboon I've ever seen. It's SICK that she gets any attention and even sicker that she thinks she's beautiful and/or relevant. Honey, move over and let your mother speak. At least she has something to say.

  • Mellissa needs to be put in her place. She is a little whore pit viper herself.

  • Easy on the the plastic surgery, fucgly jewish girls

  • @Klitkonyn

    racist much

  • I love john rivers man tuff little Jew.. lol

  • at the end of the day,who gives a shit about these two ugly tired bitches,the doors will continue to open for Brande,simply for being younger and more pleasing to the be around,give joan a bozo button and put her back under the rock her and her untalented daughter crawled out under from

  • I think it's so weird how many people defend Joan and Melissa, when they have behaved below themselves.

  • Nobody likes to lose, that's right, but there are proper ways to behave when you lose, and CLEARLY Melissa you have learned nothing!!! Is this how you are supposed to react when you lose?

  • @androidtv PRECISELY. They are poor sports :(

  • Nobody likes to lose, that's right, but there are proper ways to behave when you lose, and CLEARLY Melissa you have learned nothing!!! Is this how you are supposed to react when you lose?

  • Nobody likes to lose, that's right, but there are proper ways to behave when you lose, and CLEARLY Melissa you have learned nothing!!! Is this how you are supposed to react when you lose?

  • Both rivers are horrible!!!!

  • Joan Rivers, being someone famous feels entitled to everything just because she is famous. A diva who believes she's a royalty. Guess what Joan Rivers, being famous and rich does not make you a better person than any of us.

  • Joan is so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • holy!!!! ha ha ha! I love Joan! Shes incredible. She deserved to win. She reads people very well and isnt afraid to speak her mind. And she isnt two faced like annie. Joan you rule!

    As for Joan haters, go watch celebrity apprentice right from the start and watch what really made Joan hate Annie.

  • joan is a fucking bitch, if i were annie, i knock her teeth out and stomp the shit out of melissa....dumb bitches

  • they made a show of themselves on apprentice

  • Joan for me is creepy in a way, I can't explain really! I think she would fit a horrormovie really good!..

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! JOAN is soooo Right !! BRANDY IS DUMB!!

  • Love you, Joan!

  • im really disgusted with Trump" he hates quitters ..yet lets Joan return to the show and even worse declares her the winner ..Bad decision DONNY TRUMP

  • brandy couldn't spell mom backwards, hahaha

  • Gotta love the song choice when they enter....P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face.

  • nobody would know M Rivers if it wasn't for her stupid mother that looks like a mummie btw

  • I love Joan Rivers!!!! I admire her for saying what's on her mind on your face, and she doesn't play dirty. Posing for Playboy or being a poker player isn't EXACTLY classy either. Whatever is said: Joan IS the WINNER :)

  • Joan Rivers is a moron. She had no right to say what she said. Mellisa was just a total slug during that show. She couldn't lead or follow.

  • nice yellow dress

  • Three little pigs on the on the same screen, the only other pig missing is the king himself..."The Donald"... The Rivers trash is just that..."My Parents paid so much for my education, and I feel ashamed" these two were the only whores that were on the show...No class what so ever....hey Joan how much cock did you suck to get where your at??? Hurry up and bite it!!

  • landshark147 you are so right...honestly you could'nt said better...this mellisa is shit...and joan thr worse whore in the planet....so bad that her husbad comitted suiced...they could not deal with real competitors...cock sucker yes you really see it...thanks

  • @landshark147 aren't we a nasty little queen??? how much cock did you suck to get where you are...i.e. NOWHERE

  • What a bunch of these hyprocites these Rivers are!

    They accused Brandi and Annie of teaming up against Melissa and look at what they did!

    No class at all.

  • what they do????????????/

  • They teamed up against Annie and Brandi when the whole thing never concerned overprotected mother like Joan.

  • melissa is a sensitive bitch who needs to get off of joan's tits. and joan has similar scar-like wrinkle around her mouth like joker from batman.

  • Mellisa has a smoking body. Just noticed that!

  • Why are you idiots siding with lady frankenstein here, she is a two-face and even a three-face bitch if thats even possible. These bitches began attacking annie not because they hate her style but BECAUSE THEY WERE LOSING!!

  • Worst season, good for Trump business though. What's he going to do with Trace and Annie? Buy farms in Texas and sand in Nevada! Anyone who can't get of their mommys tit, can never make decisions for herself and she will end up being like her!

  • the whole idea of being a celebrity should be being nice, not being a bitch because people know you. you're famous, who cares, you hate yourself.

  • Annie and Brandi reminded me of so many women I have met in life. They are so insecure that they will do and saying anything to be included in a group and they gather around the Queen Bee who is as mean as any pit viper.

  • I met Joan Rivers and she says it like it is.She is opinionated and with that success is at the door.She is awsome and a very nice person!

  • Joan Rivers is an icon.

    She will not sit back & take shit from people nor is she afraid to speak her mind, & that is what I love about her.

  • Don't have Brandi spell "mom" backwards. LOL!

    I love how when Joan and Melissa came out they were playing "Poker Face"

  • LMMFAO!!!! you you're a piece of shit and you you're a dumb broad

  • All I remember from that season of Celebrity Apprentice was "YOU'RE A POKA PLAYA!!! YOU'RE A POKA PLAYAAA !"

  • LOL. I think the world saw the real joan rivers in real life... in other words her show is not one thing, her whole life is thrasing people.

  • LOL! goofball you are correct" however her face is so tight that she cant twitch an eyelash! so she may be tough to read?

  • The problem with Joan is that she lost her poker face about two faces ago. lol

  • i like how theyre bitchy and sassy and they come off as very classy women, not trashy. =D

  • MELISSA IS A SORE LOSER!

  • i didn't like the personal attacks

    she made toward annie and brandy

    though

    but she's kind hearted but it's still not

    fair ya no

  • August 9th, 2009. The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers.

  • i love what she said about Brandie XD

  • sorry, but joan is "old school" & funny as all out..while Melissa ( to me) is quite pretty & classy. Both women are very impressive, sassy, strong, intelligent & sexy thus the ultimate woman that would keep you on your feet. I was shocked how "cowboy" excluded joan's talent for writing comedy or skits(during show) since she is a legend in comedy, thats like skipping over M. Jordan in a B. Ball pick up game. I'm glad Joan won.

  • I'm like totally agreed with u !!!

  • THANK YOU! Finally, someone expressed what I've been thinking for DECADES. Joan is 'old school' and likely the fiercest woman in comedy that there ever will be. Melissa, if you ask me, is educated, articulate and classy.

    Of course, everyone has their meltdowns, we're human after all. Nobody's perfect...and at least they got some publicity out of it ;)

    I too am glad Joan won!

  • I love Joan and Melissa. If a guy does something he is applauded. If a woman does it, shes a bitch. I think they are both funny and good women. I think they both are amazing and very funny

  • @JoanMelissaRivers

    If a guy goes off on a staff because somebody else set him off emotionally, he is applauded? Really?  Where are YOU from? He's pretty much considered an ASS in my town.

  • @JoanMelissaRivers

    That's not true. Guys are criticized all the time.

  • they both look so fake i cant tell which one is melissa and which one is joan!!! lol

  • joan rivers is so funny

    thanks 4 putting this up

  • Melissa, you are the white trash with your temper tantrum. You can't say it's out of character for you. You did it, ergo it's your character. Piss poor showing on you and your mother. Who's to blame her for your childish ways; I have to point the finger at your mom.

  • Melissa, I think its time to get off your Mother's tit. She is constantly riding her Mother's coat tails.

  • great comment, ha-ha :)

  • Truly a heartless and mean thing to write. I am sure it is difficult while filling the internet with garbage, to think of others, but you should, before your pc vomits out your thoughts, at some point try.

  • Suck it!

  • I love Joan she's so funny! And she's a ledgen, she always says such funny things even when you least expect it! Shes great! I like Melissa too!

  • joan rivers looks like the joker

  • Joan is a survivor

    and im so glad she gave Annie a dose of her own medicine.....annie couldnt read joan and couldnt brainwash her like she did with brandy and thats why she was pissed off

    Joan kocked her right out with the last task....

    and i love her and melissa

  • I don't like Joan or Melissa.

  • I love Joan and Melissa. They did gang up on Melissa. She shouldn't have been fired. She wasn't even Project Manager. This tirade made for great television.

  • Joan Rivers is one amazing lady watch her interviews ppl she is smart honest funny and sweet

  • amazing body, i will fuck her till she cums.

  • would you let Melissa watch?

  • It's amazing to see an adult try to justify acting like a five year old. How any can like these two mean vindictive women is beyond me...

  • wow gothickOOKittee your very rude. its not like we want to have refugees thats why we have charity for them so that we can help them get back on there feet.

  • GO ANNIE!!!! she rox the rivers are really dumb and dont understand the world!!!

  • Joan Rivers is set to star as the Joker in the next Batman movie.

  • also ask youselves, would you prefer being mangaed by joan rivers or annie duke?

  • if it is 1960 Joan can manage my business.

    Today...Joan is old, old, old school comedy and business. Today I wouldn't let her run my dog down the street.

  • i was opposed with having the mother/daughter thing form the begining, it brought the worst of them. but annie was nasty too

  • That was bullshit! Melissa was not the reason they lost the Right Guard task. Annie wanted to take all the credit for it when she thought they were going to win, and then she wanted to blame it on someone else when they lost. I TOTALLY understand Melissa here. What is she supposed to do: just sit back and take this rewriting of the rules, i.e. the person who caused the team to lose gets fired - i.e. Annie or Brande? Give.me.a.break!

  • It's a TV SHOW ..with script writers

  • Melissa is a complete joke. And I see where she gets it from

  • I loved the show. It was entertaining as hell. But what happened with Joan and Melissa was ridiculous! They both have psychological issues. They are insecure little babies. I have lost respect for Joan and for Donald for picking her

  • So calling some one names is not highschool? I wanted Annie to win. She raised more money and Joan and Melissa don't know how to be gracious. But really I am the stupid one for watching a show with Donald Trump and thinking it would be honest.

  • And calling someone a "whore" is not high school? I wanted Annie to win but I'm the stupid one - it is Donald Trump so why would it be honest?

  • Again you are still blind.

  • That's because Donald filled the crowed with cross dresser. They all love Joan she employs them.

  • i thought only i liked Annie duke..

  • I used to like Joan Rivers, I guess her true ugly self came out. Joan was probably kept for the ratings and drama,....boring....

  • No ppl think she made a fool of herself. I was pissed off to see a over-dramatized feud with a girl whose face I could not bring myself to look at any longer. How many winners come up with Cluck Cluck Splash...ROTFL. Even the execs said it was stupid. And she said clint black was a "snake" and later recanted and said she loved him cause trump liked clint. Im just glad its over and I dnt get nightmares from looking at there faces any longer.

  • Horrible, horrible people, I despise Joan Rivers for her unforgiveable insults to Annie. Annie Duke is amazing. I had never heard of her before Celebrity Apprentice but now she is a role model. She epitomizes grace under fire. I hope Ellen has her on her show.

  • everyone got really upset by these two...apprentice was fixed everyone knew Joan was going to win....Joan isnt funny at all

    and annie was just doing her own thing and didnt include anyone else....

    Joan isnt funny